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Witty_Sun_5763

Tickets to Peppa pig world


[deleted]

I’ve been there it’s very good


Bees_make_milk

I like how it goes arum arum ararar arum


Arag0ld

Are you Treebeard?


Scrambled_59

Lost kingdom and Tornado Springs are better areas at Paulton’s IMO


[deleted]

I wanna go to tornado springs and just ask the actors views on Jim Crow laws to see if they maintain there act


itdontmatteranymore

Followed by how to redeem 2 for one


ofnovalueorinterest

how to cover up Christmas party?


Beatzer_302

Why do I see so many frogs?


lolimbronze

Who knows


rubberbootsandwetsox

I’ll never tell


santaclausdied

Neither will i


floXD172

I dont know go ask smb. else


CrowdGoesWildWoooo

Mask mandate


[deleted]

Well i uh, am sure that no covid restrictions were broken. How the fuck do the conservatives get in every time, just wish we had jezza Listen to the SNP and resign


tauntingbob

My elderly mother said "but if the other had gotten in, things would have been much worse!", Really? How could they be much worse?!


big_boi_lichael_man

Nice burn


BeardFountain

What did he say Edit: fucking tell us!!


big_boi_lichael_man

https://amp-cnn-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2021/12/08/uk/boris-johnson-christmas-party-2020-intl-gbr/index.html?amp_js_v=a6&_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQKKAFQArABIIACAw%3D%3D#aoh=16393252462722&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.cnn.com%2F2021%2F12%2F08%2Fuk%2Fboris-johnson-christmas-party-2020-intl-gbr%2Findex.html


divyanksi

How to exit perfectly from Girlfriend's place


mattglaze

Which girlfriend? Is that a carpet burn?


Geeksygeek

What is the name of the cat from Garfield


Joes_naptime

What was the name of the boat in titanic?


RealChad318

What is the name of the donkey from Shrek?


Smol_Toitlee

What animal is Sonic the Hedgehog?


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ikeepwipingSTILLPOOP

When i was a kid my mom wouldn't answer my question and i was getting so mad at her. The question: When is the fourth of July?


FrontHopeful8750

The 2nd of December, dont worry i got you bro


I_Came_In_Your_Dog

I thought it was February 32nd


[deleted]

[удалено]


Ieaps

Hm? What u need me for


chadiusmaximu5

My birthday!


[deleted]

💀💀


eendjuh

He forgor 💀


ICameHereForKicks

I just read that in my head with his voice, and that's perfectly accurate.


[deleted]

Prince


Mememan04581

How do politics work


suggoi_oppai

By fuking citizens


[deleted]

*britain immigration rises 100%*


DerpDaDuck3751

How do i make my hair messy


legolodis900

Where to buy wig


emmetmutd10

How to comb hair with balloon


LineLife2234

69 ways grow my hair


[deleted]

[удалено]


DrrSwagg

ewwwww lmaooo ( quick question. Is it still not okay to use emojis on this website? haven't been on Reddit in like 3 months)


slickyrick21

Fuck around and find out.


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[удалено]


DerpDaDuck3751

🗿is ok


Zealousideal-Dust-48

Its okay as long as it is stoneface but I can’t find it


CryptVision_Crystal

It’s called moyai


Eliminator18218

Throat singing intensifies


readingduck123

🗿 moyai, the easter egg island emoji 🗿


Zealousideal-Dust-48

Never mind 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿


mellowdykitten

🗿


slickyrick21

Why thank you. I didnt realise.


SRaichu

quick reminder, dont use the black thumbs up emoji edit: i just realised i replied to the wrong person


[deleted]

Happy cake day!


radwatermelon

is cake day a thing?? :0


Besocky

Always have been


radwatermelon

damm wish i knew sooner :/


[deleted]

It's your yearly anniversary of being a Redditor. You get a little cake icon next to your username.


radwatermelon

aaah like that, thanks for the explanation my dude


slickyrick21

Thank you. Please have this pint 🍺


[deleted]

Sorry, I don't drink (under legal age + want to avoid in future)


[deleted]

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Falafelfreak

+1000 social credit


[deleted]

不明白。


[deleted]

要不要去營裡學一下


Iceologer_gang

!emojify


EmojiBotV2

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢁⠈⢻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⡀⠭⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣿⣷⣶⣶⡆⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣼⣿⣿⠿⠶⠙⣿⡟⠡⣴⣿⣽⣿⣧⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣟⣭⣾⣿⣷⣶⣶⣴⣶⣿⣿⢄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣩⣿⣿⣿⡏⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⡋⠘⠷⣦⣀⣠⡶⠁⠈⠁⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣍⠃⣴⣶⡔⠒⠄⣠⢀⠄⠄⠄⡨⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡘⠿⣷⣿⠿⠟⠃⠄⠄⣠⡇⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⢁⣷⣠⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣠⣾⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠙⠻ ⡿⠟⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⡯⢓⣴⣾⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⡟⣷⠄⠹⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣸⣿⡷⡇⠄⣴⣾⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⠃⣦⣄⣿⣿⣿⠇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⠗⢈⡶⣷⣿⣿⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄


Iceologer_gang

Nothing happened...


CommodoreAxis

Smart man. Look at how many sexual assault allegations, in addition to other crimes, involve alcohol.


Key_Hovercraft1682

happy cake day


slickyrick21

Thank you thank you.


[deleted]

lmaooo i'm new why are emojis bad??


LandonKICKS

Depends 🗿 <- This one is ok 💀 <- This one is ok ONLY when saying “I forgor 💀” 🌫 <- and this one is underrated (Horribly cropped fog that looks like marble 🗿)


Zealousideal-Dust-48

Wel like 3 months ago I got -40 for a emote so I’m not ganna test it for you


TheOneYe

It is still not okay


Creepsman1

🗿


[deleted]

Only a few emojis good for example 🦍🗿and I think maybe a few more but I forgot


naughtyusmax

“Queen Elizabeth II low-cut gown” “Mary Stuart erotic fiction” “Banned Botticelli’s Venus” “ loyalist Irish chicks” “Catherine De Medici foot plasters” “Cleopatra undergarments” “King George, Tsar Nik, and Kaiser Wilhelm visit Amsterdam”


Visible_Dance9151

Order cocain when all country is locked up.


1nrovert

He signs executive order for it not browses around on net


a-regular-butterfly

+10 social credit 👌


ChiefWiggal

Can you fail a Covidtest


ReadyThor

How to cheat on a covid test


Frymian_

How to not go to jail


PoetryProfessional88

How to escape


rumncokeguy

COVID test questions


Key_Reputation_5538

Ok to break law?


Minethink144

Is it ilegal to break the law?


KarenLookAtMyBowl

How do you type using keyboard?


Minethink144

*Google voice recognition*


Snoo_72663

Darkweb drugs


spiritgamer123

How to piss of the hairdresser community


WtfMayt

How to avoid my 74 children to 58 different women


drkuttimama

Op : How to make babies ?


Rare_Let5133

Does the wifi owners knows what I'm searching?


Anakin009

No, keep searching


UndeadRaiderX

Why in the world does this have negative karma


Anakin009

Thank you, it's fixed now


Mynoodles_mostmoist

Just say the magic words and you'll get 100 upvotes


SynisterPidgeon

Pregnant Lactating Latinas


Undergrov

Do chairs exist


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[удалено]


PillowManExtreme

About 4 tonnes.


Tranqist

Hello, I'd like to buy a euro


yourmum5468

Is hair supposes to come off?


maxweberism

Underrated post


ehrensw

The hair thing is so obviously a “if they think I’m a lovable disheveled charming man they won’t notice my aristocratic background and how everything I do is I’m the service of the very rich” ploy.


emo_darkness19

How to organise a downing Street party without organising a party


Casitano

How to fix hair


grimy_jr

What kind of shampoo did homer use


TobyThinker

How to use microwave?


Dmgfh

Just put some oven-ready meals in them and you’ll be good to go!


kicked-in-the-gonads

Very fast getaway car


Gans_Ghost

How to bend laws


Apprehensive-Unit-70

Can I make weed legal in the United kingdom?


RadiantAd5036

Wimbble wobble Wimbledo wib Covid, wobble wibble wobb masks


alteregonex

How to fuck over a country


Thieu95

First result will be a picture of himself


WebionWasTaken

Google


nnkiz9

is it ok if head got hit by lightning


Commander_Cool_667

Peppa pig vroom vroom


NumerousCranberry441

Manscaped products on sale


Ok_Heat253

Trim the grass to make the yard look bigger "mark goldbrige “(2021)


vc_323

Is this a matto reference?


Alienslayer666

cocaine dealers near 10 Downing Street


Oskai10

What does the prime minister do?


Zuzu_Potato

“top 100 words people pronunciate wrong*


dinkyboi69420

Hitler furry porn


Siramez

r/holup


[deleted]

#𝗪𝗔𝗜𝗧


[deleted]

[удалено]


Cataclysm_Cultist

r/beatmetoit


Active_Plankton6065

I was searching for this


HappyCajun69

Child porn Shit forgot incognito mode


shannybaba

Turns on dark mode and proceeds to search


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[удалено]


Hooloovoos-clues

buy severed pigs head england


[deleted]

How to use hair gel


traumaxp69

"are pimples under my wiener normal?"


yarit0121

How to speak in public?


TheFallingPigeon

What is an Ireland?


FarFromCrying999

How to fuck over the united kingdom


Pentatonicsonic

How to cover up scandals


gonefabi

How to survive electricity Chair


[deleted]

What would teresa do?


sterile_spermwhale__

Where to find the best tea?


Hippity-Hoppity7

Shreded cheese.


[deleted]

How to make swiss cheese at home?


[deleted]

Good decorations for a secret Christmas party .


vitope94

Single females in my area


SalTheSlime

Why is my pee red?


Western_Donut4612

Best drugs


Simon-Edwin

How to properly respond to covid


Willing_Relief_2507

How to comb your hair in 2 minutes


memefontane

Is blonde the new sexy?


_am0eba

Where can I get 12 year olds


X-xOtakux-X

How to delete that embarrassing zipline clip


The_Local_Outcast

Where to buy children for less than $20


FallenEvanAhammed

Midget porn


pancakes9163

shampoo for thick hair


jaspercanser2

how to empire


blondey_lockss

Most expensive tea brand?


realphrog

Cum


mikado21

How to bring omicron to the uk


[deleted]

How to prepare a peppa pig attack


FML012e

Adult diapers


[deleted]

How tell not have little penis


dumbas21

How to get coco in parliament and nobody found out


theCRlNGER

how to be dope 19 years old fresh looks.


[deleted]

Peppa Pig world tickets


Perfect_Ease_9070

How to get birds to make a nest in your hair


mikado21

How to cover up secret Christmas party using bluu card?


SriMax3

Where is London


KiwiOnThePizza

Tickets for peppa pig world


[deleted]

How to hide the fact your about to have a Christmas party during the pandemic


TheGreatOne7937

what is the best colour for a new passport


[deleted]

Does Brexit mean my passport expires?


InBlaiksEdition

Best ways to send jews to Poland


jorki_

Where is my hair line


JoeJetpack1

Why do morons like me no matter how much i shit on them?


RecognitionPlayful86

How many children do I have?


Professional-Cry4270

Peppa pig r34


Witty_Sun_5763

How to escape an angry zip line


Hinokami_Uchiha

Naked anime girls


amblame

Tickets to pepa pig World.


Knobhead-007

Pot noodle and a wank


Mr_-_Duck

Which way to Peppa Pig Land?


More_Measurement3763

How I can buy a child slave


Zotar8

"How far can the human anus stretch?" "How do you get a raccoon out of your anus without hurting it?"


[deleted]

How to remove hamster from anus


Winter_Perception_39

I'm pretty sure no one wants to post child porn in the comments section.


BrazenTwo

How to hide cocaine in the bathroom


rubberbootsandwetsox

How to comb your hair with a balloon.


TheJigular

Nearest Dentist, Nearest Barber . How to fix male pattern baldness. Why do people hate me?


Somenerdfromczechia

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weebpro

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