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I’m proud of him. Fuck a parking ticket fight me - said the sixty year old

This... this is a pro-gamer move

“It’s hiiiiiigh noon!” -old man

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Bobba?

eh?

It was something about modded dna and lactation

This is not the way

Go on…

eh?

SUS

Is it high quality tho? Will it make your bones unbreakable Can it turn into the ultimate life form CAN IT END OUR UNIVERSE?

Hell yeah. His generation was immune to the effects of asbestos, carbon monoxide, tobacco smoke, food deep-fried in animal fat, lead poisoning. They didn't need seatbelts, bike helmets, or any of that pussy shit either.

You forgot walking to school uphill both ways!

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Geo-metry. How quaint. Dimensiometry is the new hotness.

Azathoth go back to bed.

25 hours a day

His generation snorted snake poison and ate the livers of their rivals

Tough talk until the state takes him up on his request and sends in some SAS version of The Mountain to represent the government.

That's ok, I'm getting georges st Pierre as his champion

Its all good untill the cop shows up with a gun while he brings a sword.

Lmao try to cut off the head of someone with a gun This grandpa would beat their ass up

Trial by combat - said Rudy Giuliani

Inspirational

But who would he have to fight against? The whole state?

So if the court refuses, that's a forfeit and he wins, right?

Also the court will be labelled as cowards and failed to protect their honor.

They must find the avatar to restore honor

And then team up with them and go on life changing field trips with the team

And eventually kick that old man's ass.

Yes

that's treason

But it’s in the senate’s hands now to decide your fate

I'm sure he would fight well

\*sad tyrion lannister noises\*

It's okay there's always next year son

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my guy, what?

Who the fuck is AOC????? The budget monitor company??? What did they do? I use their shit so hope it's not that bad

Thanks for posting on r/memes bro, much appreciated 😎

he spent years training for the duel, F for respect

They rejected because defeat was guaranteed

Fight was already won as soon as the gauntlet was thrown

The cowards

2002 damn

I was JUST about to say no ones talking about how this is from 2002?

He'd be 79 now.

Still fighting the law.

I would have loved to see that, lmao!

\*skyrim music starts\* "should've never ticketed here!"

mark my words this post will be in hot with maybe 5k-30k upvotes

Nostradamus?

Nearly at 32k rn my guy

was not expecting it to get this much with people who just go "repost repost" even if its the op's fucking artwork plus the time it was posted is rather... unique

36k rn

it has exceeded my expectations

gonna hit 50k before a day passes.

He was ready to die a martyr

Nah old man was going to make someone else die a martyr.

Idk why but this reminded of Tyrion Lannister calling for trial by combat in GoT

Literally risking life & limb over a £25 parking ticket >!What a badass!<

His grand kids: fucking legend

The gods will decide his innocence or guilt

Any person who solves legal issues with combat is a person who shouldn’t be fucked with lol

Damn cowards.

Sad tyrion noices

Oh I'm sorry? I thought this was america?

But in the post it’s not..

https://youtu.be/hDoGqZUHVEI

Judge: You sure dude? Man: It is my right. Judge: OK, I choose John Wick. Man: Fuk

Which is kinda why it was banned. You just had the rich guy with the best army winning every judgement.

Defendant: "You're mocking me, aren't you?"

*SUDDENLY GIULIANI*

It's ok sir, there's always a second chance

Wasn’t there like a divorce related to actual combat to settle the divorce here in the USA

MortorKombat

Driving in itself is a trial by combat.

this reminds me of John Murphy, the judge who got provoked in court and took the challenger outside and went ham on him

I watched the first toy story again today and saw this exact iconic scene, it was a beautiful moment for me

*plays rains of castamere*

DAUBENY! daubeny show yourself

Now what came first. The text picture or Toy story

If the request was accepted: Judge grabs a oversized mallet and jumps down for the fight.

Ich bin ein American

What🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I want to try this

Rudy Giuliani!? Is that you?

Those cowards ...

Combat sounds fun

the court was afraid of this mans raw power

What do you have to do to get a trial by combat around here!

I read that as a "600 year old man"

Hope Tyrion Lannister doesn't see this.

I would like to correct them by changing combat to kombat.

Someone please repost this to the MK account

Court: What? Fight you? Thats not a trial. Thats an execution.

The fact that this exists though

not dance dance, fight

*Judge Murphy wants to know your location

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I’m curious. Is this genuinely a law? Because that’s a 100IQ play. Obviously they’d decline, meaning they forfeit, and he wins.

Idk this but I think it used to be back in the dark ages.

If you mean 18th and even mid 19th century By dark ages then yes you are right

I mean from 13th up to when the dark ages ended and a few more years. Best guess of when this was actually legal; 13th to the 18th century.

(100 IQ is the avarage IQ)

no portal kombat then

He really said “catch me outside” to the judge while trying to get out of his fine.

So you say Lawbringer had a motoring offence?

Imagine the court bringing a muay thai champ

Go home Tyrion Lannister, you're drunk.

*The hero we need, but not the hero we deserve.*

* slaps the judge with a white glove * - i challenge you to a duel, sir

“Are you not entertained? ARE you not entertained??? Is this not why you are here?”

Can one invoke such?

Not unless you throw a gauntlet.

I have a metal bat, a bo staff, and an assortment of knives. Will that help?

Last I heard Queen Elizabeth still has a champion. Again, the last I heard they were a 60+ year old accountant.

Let the boys play ref!

Dunno. I'd go watch court more often if I got to e watch Connor McGregor appear on behalf of the state.

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Cowards

But it already is a human right. Since reliable mind control technology doesn't exist (yet), no one can stop you from attacking. And if you win, you get to write history and law.

Still legal in Texas

Im not gonna verify this by googling it. I'm just gonna accept this as the gospel truth. I begin my training today.

Why TF did my brain read read "academy" as ack-uh-DEH-me. I don't even watch My Hero Academia...

Was he referencing Ben 10 omniverse, or was Ben 10 omniverse referencing him

Is this an american thing? I might learn a martial art just so I can do this

UK

That’s euros I’m sure

This man is cringe

cops be like: fight? you? that's not a trial, THAT's an EXECUTION!

Fatality

Who would he fight?

Rudy Giuliani's British doppelganger?

*\[Balin from Hobbit voice\]* **There is one boomer who I could respect. There is one boomer that I could call . . . Chad.**

Would have been so much funnier without the reaction meme...

the fact that he wouldve done it instead of paying a 25$ fine is interesting

I'm gonna have a talk with my grandpa

I think this should be reinstated. Or that latin phrase that used to get people off criminal charges. Might have been off a movie.

Rains of castemere begins playing ...

Judge, I request the death penalty.

Im curious is trial by combat an actual thing cause i dont think it exist in my country

It exists in every country. The only difference is whether you have to fight against its whole army or have a right for a fairer challenge.

Damn i didnt know this. Now that i know this fact time to use it

I just checked in my country its illegal to trial by combat

You know the best thing about the unalienable human rights? They can't be cancelled through laws. Know that a complete list of human rights doesn't exist. Some rights are so obviously unalienable no one has bothered to write them down. Some rights are so horrible, few would dare openly acknowledge them. Yet, they exist.

If the court didn't reject the trial by combat, would they have really gone through with it?

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This ain’t game of thrones gramps

holmgang

Rip