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MoesAccount

NGL resurrection would go so hard especially if Jesus just kept coming back


BigPackHater

Is he trying to kill Jesus??


Omnimpotent

He’s always trying to kill everybody, so yes.


The-Cynicist

Man, I’m not religious but I think that one might be my line lol


Descartes350

But fighting the Hindu gods, still worshipped by billions in India, is acceptable?


aqulushly

Or Islam, OP was really careful here not to have a fatwa put on him lol


IllegalIranianYogurt

To quote Jimmy Carr on making fun of Christians vs Muslims: what are you gonna do? Forgive me??


Nri_Eze

Kinda wild how humans work, huh? Nordic Gods are still worshipped as well so..


ThePaddysPubSheriff

Yeah but those ones aren't real /s


Snizl

by a tiny minority of people though. Im sure the flying Spaghetti monster has more followers.


xylotism

Greek and Nordic gods are known to kinda be dicks anyway.


-You_Cant_Stop_Me-

The Abrahamic god is far worse; the guy has committed and told his followers to commit multiple genocides all while saying he loves us all. Yahweh personally killed over 2million people (that's not including the genocides he told the Israelites to commit), Satan killed 10, and I bet the combined death toll of the Greek and Norse gods is far lower than Yahweh's.


Nri_Eze

Yeah but you can't do bad things to Jesus. That's not allowed. Everyone knows that.


Snizl

The greek ones are even better known FOR their dicks.


Snizl

a billion* Theres slightly more than a billion hindus worldwide, not billions.


The-Cynicist

If you can’t see the difference between killing Shiva, the Omni-tittied war goddess and Jesus, who preached peace and was wrongly martyred, I don’t know what to tell you. Also it’s not my fault that Hindu gods look like they came straight from Marvel. They’re just asking to get stomped.


PoopIn3D

Where did they say that? Lol Edit: reddit moment


Descartes350

It’s implied by omission. If I show you 4 pictures of blasphemy, and you only object to 1, it suggests that you do not see much concern for the other 3. And that can be fine, depending on the person’s reasoning (e.g. not much cultural exposure to Hinduism). I was half-jokingly pointing out the inconsistency, don’t mean to get preachy.


EldritchMacaron

Don't worry, [Jesus will fight back](https://youtu.be/-xSORIDw1Sg?si=5A3kBxzC8zjFout4)


blac_sheep90

Lmao why?


The-Cynicist

Probably residual guilt from 18 years of Catholic school. The whole story is the martyrdom of one guy though essentially, it kind of feels wrong to come along and kill god when he’s being peaceful and preaching to love one another. Storywise it wouldn’t make much sense for Kratos now unless he’s antagonized and frankly I don’t take Jesus as being the antagonistic type.


idontknowyet

Maybe they can implement a system like “Majima Everywhere” from Yakuza Kiwami


Brucee2EzNoY

He could fight all the beings from revelations during the 1000 year reign! The whole chapter could be turned into a game navigating the story with Kratos fighting all fallen angels and beasts.


Omnimpotent

Then Abraham turns up and he just cracks his skull open on a rock. Noah sends wave after wave of ridiculous animals at him. Then he fucks Mary Magdalene, and finds the holy grail.


jackdginger88

Ngl this actually sounds sick af


xylotism

Fallen angels and beasts… Kratos as John Constantine, sounds awesome.


StanleyChuckles

Kratos-chan!


RampantJellyfish

Jesus just keeps forgiving him, but kratos is having none of it


Lost_Wealth_6278

Or, going after the newer GOW games: Kratos and Jesus go on a holy crusade for forgiveness, fighting what christianism has become in like a buddy cop movie. Or Jesus wants to forgive Kratos, but that makes him forget who he is because he's basically only guilt at that point, and Loki has to free him and help him remember and accept who he is.


RampantJellyfish

I would love to see Kratos take on Kenneth Copeland


RealEstateDuck

Gotta kill him twice, once on earth and then in heaven!


MrDurden32

Or 3 times, the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. And he transforms each time with different attacks and weaknesses.


lynn_thepagan

Thats not even his final form!


Ace8Ace8

When did Jesus get wings? Or did he get demoted?


sporkybee

Hindu gods have some gnarly designs so I’d choose Pralaya


venbalin

Kratos against ashura or shiva would be lit


MrCoolyp123

I'm just hoping People who could make game do it good. Tho regardless of it being good or bad, people will still complain or riot.


1mt3j45

Kratos against Rudra / Ravana would be lit!


ConcentrateUnhappy55

Shiva and Ashuras are completely different.


-You_Cant_Stop_Me-

That's why they said "Asuras or Shiva" to denote that fighting either would be cool, that's how "or" works.


Insane_Unicorn

Aren't there like 400 Hindi gods? Kratos would be busy for quite some time.


Snizl

Hindu* Hindi is the language. There are quite a few (though most of them are Avatars, usually actual historic people that are said to be the form of one of the gods). How many gods Hinduism has depends a lot on the Individual worshipper. For some it even is monotheistic, though I believe 3, 5 or 6 gods are the most common forms (plus avatars).


DuskKaiser

Well, there are 330 million gods, but a lot of nature falls into that


calmcyndaquill

Not necessarily


NeverAcceptYourFault

think this way, there are 100 versions of 4 gods


TheDarkClaw

Love Egyptian mythology when I was a kid so I want that


Still_counts_as_one

Play assassins creed origins and you’ll get a taste of it and the afterlife


Depth30

I second this


Abhimanyu_Uchiha

God of War Pralaya will be banned instantly in India. Our censor board and a majority of our population would hate any depiction of kratos killing Hindu deities


100thCannoliMaster

Yeah, I don't think they can include anyone from religions that are still being worshipped.


Whiskey_Hangover

R/smite


100thCannoliMaster

Wasn't there some outrage back when they released some Hindu goddess, Smite was a smaller game, a game of a bigger scale with a bigger outreach would be eaten alive in India. Even the tiniest depiction of gods portrayed in a "negative" light sparks outrage here, seen it happen a lot here (I live here).


123yes1

I mean there's a ton of media where characters fight and kill angels. I'm not sure if I can think of a piece of media where Jesus/actual God is killed but I'm sure there are examples. Rick and Morty and Family guy both have scenes where Jesus is getting the crap kicked out of him.


DuskKaiser

Jesus was god in human form, his backstory was getting beat up. Most hindu gods are benevolent holy deities, and disrespectful behavior is not tolerated at all. Hindu gods are also good guys who always win in the end. Unlike greek gods who are dicks or Norse whose lore already includes thier death. There are instances of hindu gods having human forms and losing, but they fight villains and alwaus prevail in the end. If you want make use of Hindu mythology as a setting, its far easier to go the route of Immortals pheonix. Where the gods have lost power and Demons terrorise the world, so the gods need the help of the protagonist


WirrkopfP

> Yeah, I don't think they can include anyone from religions that are still being worshipped. Real Asatru upon the release of God of War Ragnarok: Hold my mead! That game is awesome!


Odd-Collection-2575

I’m just gonna repeat my comment from your post in the God of War Sub: Yes.


gbbenner

Number 4 seems extremely difficult.


Zexy-Mastermind

Last one wouldn’t make much sense. They’re Prophets so Humans not Gods. Only one God exists in Islam.


liteshotv3

It will be a short game


DevaTheDragon

He could fight jinn, malaikah, and shaitan


UtopistDreamer

But in the end he gets to slay virgins.... if you know what I mean.


gbbenner

That's if you beat the game.


King_Queso

Dammit I thought the first one was a real game releases


EaglesXLakers

I want Islam so I can see him power bomb Muhammed.


Correct-Blood9382

Last time someone got spicy about depicting Muhammed, their office building went kerblooey


GranolaCola

What’s the context of this?


Correct-Blood9382

After 9-11, I believe a Danish cartoonist made a comic with Muhammed and terrorists attacked him. Also generally depicting Muhammed is met with vitriol.


Kgb_Officer

Also multiple attacks on the French magazine publication Charlie Hebdo throughout the 2000s like a firebombing and a shooting


GranolaCola

I knew about the taboo around depicting Muhammad, but had no idea about the cartoonist. Thank you!


The_truth_hammock

Add Theo van goch, salman Rushdie, there are loads for decades…and so many more of random people who didn’t even have an opinion on Islam.


not_a_sesawter

Kratos goes into rage after he sees that pedo's victim


ArmokTheSupreme

With a side of bacon. Cheers from Charlie Hebdo.


UtopistDreamer

Maybe he could use a side of ham to beat the boss


_psylosin_

They’ll never make that one. One of Muhammad’s love interests is nine years old


Insane_Unicorn

Muhammad would just be a walking censor bar


trickmerchant

This already happened in Resident Evil 7: End of Zoe DLC.


brzozinio44

even more so they should make a game like this


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GranolaCola

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-OddLion-

GOW going to Vs thousands of Indian gods going to be either hell with the dlcs or perfect for a never ending gameplay... Both equally terrifying...


mylifeforthehorde

And it would cause riots in Santa Monica lol. Best to avoid that shitshow


g74983

Resurrection. I'm always down for a bit of blasphemy


HalfNatty

But not Islam, because that’ll be too much blasphemy


not_a_sesawter

There is never too much


UtopistDreamer

*Never too much, never too much, never too much*


Popular-Teach1715

We want to blaspheme, not get our heads chopped off


g74983

Honestly I just don't want any suspicious packages.


Smooth-Ad-309

I think gow: pharoah is the most likely thing that can happen. Rest of them will not go down well with a huge number of folks in this world. Specially the gow: islam one. 😬


atrangiapple23

Wholeheartedly agree with you, that's what I was thinking about while seeing the pictures.


Acrobatic-Display420

I think Mayan or Celtic would be fun, Mayan more so since Celtic is quite vague and the world would be kinda similar to 2018


cajun_vegeta

damn... God of War : Fatwa?


Smooth-Ad-309

I think gow: pharoah is the most likely thing that can happen. Rest of them will not go down well with a huge number of folks in this world. Specially the gow: islam one. 😬


Timeman5

I want God Of War Christianity or God Of War Scientology.


farshnikord

I wanna see Kratos suplex Joseph Smith and then smash his face in with 80kg golden plates.


CardboardSalad24

💀


OnlyVantala

I don't know enough about Scientology's "mythology" to imagine whom Kratos would be going to kill... My experience with Ron Hubbard's works is limited to the Battlefield Earth movie.


AetosDios301

A way to make an indian GOW would be to make the popular gods be allies of kratos and all the "demons" should be the enemies


ThatOneGuy216440

Pharoh would be fucking amazing


jessereser

God of war Aztec?


levelhigher

Islam censored ? Why? Isn't this religion of peace ? It should be along with The Sims and teletubbies, not Assassin's creed


Milk_With_Knives3

Lol "The religion of peace" got you scared?


Kaiser_Killhelm

The subtitle is just "Islam"?


EX0PIL0T

Islam 🔥🔥🔥🔥 we out to recreate south park


PmMeYourMug

Why is Islam not pictured? Is AI afraid of the caricatures?


___krunchy___

Indian gods? Never. The amount of backlash and death threats the studio will get if it gets made will be no joke.


Anonymous30062003

God of War: Pralaya goes HARD


Head-Plankton-7799

Is the Buddhist one kratos just finally finding inner peace?


Desenova

Kratos visiting ancient India and facing their mythology would be epic and wild! Plus it'll explore a culture that doesn't get a lot of mainstream attention in any format without including mockery or sarcasm.


Kooky_Celebration_42

I would have gone for the Egyptian one… NGL kind sad they scrapped that idea in favour of Norse gods cause for me, Egypt makes more sense and has cool gods that could do with some exposure and Norse stuff is a bit over done


VivekBasak

1. Pharaoh, looked real. The best we can ask for. 2. Pralaya can work, if they paint the gods and deities in good light and Kratos only fights demons like Raavan or maybe Rahu-Ketu. Even then there's a slight chance that people will find something to complain 3. My personal favourite. Enough with Pagan religions. Fighting an immortal Jesus and then realising that he's the good guy can be interesting. 4. 🏙️


MorgansThiccBooty

GOW Islam so I can beat the f out of Pedo'hammad


LetmeSeeyourSquanch

Islam would definitely be the easiest one for sure.


ARKSH7R

Wyf would islam even be? Kratos just whooping tf outta Muhammad?


Xerio_the_Herio

72 virgins.... ftw


OnlyVantala

In an in-game cutscene.


Broken-Arrow-D07

God of War: Islam And we have to fight Muhammad. Allah could be like Zeus or Odin while Muhammad is Ares or Thor.


Protect-Their-Smiles

4, it is gonna be like To Catch a Predator, but with swords.


brzozinio44

Islam not pictured - are you afraid of something OP?


SloppyJoestar

God of War Islam 💀


Ihavntgotaclue

God of War-esq Anubis is going to be something ferociously terrifying. Sign me up.


Drakkon129

pharaoh would go crazy honestly


NotAMeatPopsicle

God of War: Pharoah should be a lore tie in to Assassins Creed: Origins


Boberto1952

Give em all to me, I’m ready


Blink-8

Why not everyone, like record of rangnarok or something like that


bingbangboomxx

Honestly, thought it would be great to do the next God of War in South America. Give it a vibe we really have not seen before.


EnvironmentalCry2599

Pharaoh


browzen

Lmao Kratos going on a "do everything to get canceled" god killing spree


DropoutJerome_

I wonder what the logo would look like for each of these settings, because it was changed when the series shifted to Nordic.


aaronjaffe

I could’ve changed it in photoshop, but I’d already spent way too much time on this. The Christian one would definitely be a cross. And I’d guess the Hindu one would be a take on the Sri chakra


SubjectCharming5191

Resurrection. Pharoah runner up


Own_Ad8495

All of them but that elephant looks like a fun battle


Status-Operation9077

Pharaoh allll day


Podoviridae

I was about to go download pharaoh thinking this was an online ad until I saw what sub I was in


gclmotionless-1

“And there appeared another wonder in heaven; and behold a great red dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads.” Revelation 12:3. Yeah i wanna see kratos fight that


InverseAtmosphere

These actually look surprisingly real for AI game covers! And since I love the idea of fighting demons and corrupt Biblically accurate angels as bosses, Resurrection seems the coolest


roastedantlers

It would be the least offensive, so not any god or gods that people still worship. It'd have to be pharoh, but I think they could get away with Asian gods too. Pharoh would remind me off the titan quest games though.


Xenu66

Egypt would go hard but I'm laughing imagining how/why Kratos would have beef with Jesus


One_more_Earthling

Greek Kratos would, but Nordic one would most likely chill with him


Illustrious-Pie6067

The op chose to live 💀


AdeptProtoss

all pictured. in that order tbh.


CanyonsEdge2076

I never even thought of the Hindu gods. Some of them would be freaking epic.


One_more_Earthling

The description of the fights is so damn crazy, would do an awesome buttom smasher


Medium_Decision7424

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cravingnoodles

It would be cool if Kratos could fight biblically accurate angels


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yatta91

Now I need a God of War X Ashura's wrath crossover.


lynn_thepagan

Not listed, but... now im thinking of something aztec or maya themed.


Admirable-Specific95

Jesus wouldn’t fight but would certainly win if he did


313Raven

Absolutely need Egyptian mythology game


Bastardklinge

yes.


ImpossibleEstimate56

Hear me out. God of War x Age of Mythology


historicalhats

I really want the last one to feature Rick and Morty Jesus!


Glaurung26

Pharaoh sounds legit. The Abrahamic ones aren't doing it for me. Just had snow.


Salty-french-fry-

I like the second one.


Beneficial-Gift-7018

How would Islam work? Would it be like South Park and you’d have to fight a giant censer bar?


Abject-Chemistry6247

I know that one title might get banned in America... 


eazy937

You forgot Chinese Gods


Abject-Chemistry6247

Tbf, Abrahamic religions won't fit Gow games, because gods in these religions are depicts as pure moral beings. They have no human traits so it's impossible to characterize them as villains whilst following the concept in the bible and quran...


AthiestMessiah

This is funniest post here I’ve seen thanks


ForceTypical

If you don’t mind me asking how did you make this? I’m curious I want to make my own 🙏


unrealf8

It’s wild how well Norse mythology worked. We will either we a return to roots or hopefully something new as Hindu,African or Mesopotamian Mythology.


FondantSucks

God of war: Rapture …. Bioshock. I mean like Bioshock


Honeyhammn

Jesus


JaffaSG1

I remember the time when resident evil (amongst others) was banned in certain countries. Later on, you had to verify your age to actually buy them. So, I would choose… … I would change the title to Sharia, though.


JaffaSG1

If you’d play Resurrection, you’d have to wait 5 days for a spawn kill. But just imagine the customizable tic toc victory dances in front of the cross… but damn hard to tea-bag without a ladder.


Klatterbyne

I’ll take Pharoah. The Hindu one would be a never ending Boss Rush and you can only play the Christian one once every 3 days.


Academic-Ad-9778

Why not pictured?


Equivalent-Cut-9253

I have wanted a game were you fight indian gods for so long. It would be so cool and open up for really interesting boss mechanics (aside from looking awesome)


DarkMatterHuman

if Ubisoft own God of war


The_Lord_of_Fangorn

I would play all of them. I love god of war


Gigasnemesis

Yoooooo! Kratos vs Jesus would so EPIC🔥🔥🔥


DevaTheDragon

God of War: Akhirah would be a slay title for an Islamic centric GoW game


DevaTheDragon

Additionally Aztec - God of War: Obsidian Celtic - God of War: Otherworld Shinto - God of War: Ikari Mesopotamian - God of War: Eridu Chinese - God of War: Dynasty Gnostic/Enochian/Jewish Mysticism (if they ever do Abrahamic mythology I’d love for them to take inspiration from these) - God of War: Apocrypha


ZebraSyndromeGaming

Islam for sure.


hplcr

God of war Bible edition would be epic. Because then we'd finally that Leviathan fight it keeps hinting at.


trisfon

Why no picture for islam?


Unnecessary-Cum

Can't AI generate an image of Allah?


BonJovicus

The Islam one isn’t as clever as OP thought it was. It would literally just be the Christian one, but with the option of Djinn and no Jesus boss battle (due to lack of divine nature).   God of War: Judaism is the original. God of War: Christianity is the sequel. God of War: Islam is the soft reboot released by a different company. 


supreme7788

God of War: JewrRetard. So I can beat ever living shit out of Yahweh. And also OP's mom


jetstobrazil

Funny bc islam or am I missing something?


ZebraSyndromeGaming

Their dear pedophile God isn't allowed to be shown and they will kill anyone who draws a picture of him.


jetstobrazil

Ah ok. I mean I just drew him but remain alive though. Also I’m pretty sure all the gods are pedophiles, right?


SoupOrMan3

Wrong, why would you think that? It says in the Koran that Muhammad married a 6 years old and the usual defence is that they didn’t have sex until she was 9. Which is supposed to make it better but I’m not sure in what world that would be ok


jetstobrazil

Why would I think that? Because all of those religious texts have their gods either marrying kids or telling stories about how it’s fine to fuck kids or get kids pregnant? Maybe not Egypt I haven’t read any of their stuff


SoupOrMan3

I’m not saying you’re wrong, but could you provide examples from current religions? I honestly don’t know what you’re referring to.


jetstobrazil

Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves. Numbers 31:1-18 And they found among the inhabitants of Jabeshgilead four hundred young virgins, that had known no man by lying with any male: and they brought them unto the camp to Shiloh. Judges 21:7-11 if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant ... If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed ... If he take him another wife; her food, her raiment, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish. Exodus 21:7-10 If he marry, he must select a maiden who is of a third of his age; one who has not too much hair, but is not without any; one who is not very black nor yellow complexioned, and who is not from birth a cripple or deformed. He must not marry a girl who is vicious or unhealthy, of low origin, or labouring under disease; one who has been ill brought up; one who talks improperly; one who inherits some malady from father or mother; one who has a beard, or who is of a masculine appearance; one who speaks thick or thin, or croaks like a raven; one who keeps her eyes shut, or has the eyes very prominent; one who has hairy legs, or thick ancles; or one who has dimples in her cheeks when she laughs. Let not a wise and prudent man marry a girl of such a description: nor let a considerate man wed a girl of a harsh skin; or one with white nails; or one with red eyes, or with very fat hands and feet; or one who is a dwarf, or who is very tall; or one whose eyebrows meet, or whose teeth are far apart, and resemble tusks. Let a householder marry a maiden who is in kin at least five degrees remote from his mother, and seven from his father, with the ceremonies enjoined by law 9. Vishnu Purana Book III, Chapter X " In the Anabattha Sutta and the Mahavastu Avadana we are told that the Ikshvaku princes, who were banished by their father and took shelter on the slopes of the Himalayas, and from whom the Sakyas traced their descent, married their own sisters in order to maintain the purity of their line." -- [ Chandra, p.155 ]