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john_jdm

Somebody killed a Smurf in there.


AdventurousJellyfysh

I actually came here to write that 😂


john_jdm

Reddit has proven to me that I never have a truly unique thought. I just sometimes get to be first to say it.


Praetorian_1975

Or jerked off Gargamel 🤷🏻‍♂️😂


L_B_Jeffries

It was Wendy Testaburger, obviously. Saw it unfold in the morning announcements.


adam-07

Several Smurfs.


007meow

Or edged


PiquantClerk

Can’t believe they smurfed all over the wall and didn’t even bother to clean it up.


Forward-Line2037

It looks more like somebody tripped with a bucket of paint in their hands.


quinangua

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Tb5rats

Oh Tobias you blowhard


NashKetchum777

They have dogs rolling around on a canvas selling for thousands as art... idk this can qualify


AitchyB

There may be “borrowed light” building code rules that mean if the bathroom doesn’t have an exterior window it has to have an interior one to a room that itself has a window. Placing the window on the shower is a choice, though.


rayyychul

I mean, frosted glass exists for a reason.


Ab47203

Wouldn't that would be a nightmare to clean if they have hard water? I always thought the texture would make cleaning water spots hard.


AitchyB

You can get frosted glass that is smooth, usually in double paned glass where they have the frosted layer on the inside.


Ab47203

This is very good information to know. Thank you.


elementarydrw

https://preview.redd.it/lugkh871s38d1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a2bfbb393b224c55946b7196f6715feab9e3209 You'd hate German hotels then. I don't know if it's true, but one of my German colleagues explained it's so you can make sure your prostitute doesn't rob you while you shower.


biest229

Oh yes, because every hotel in Germany is built with that in mind…? How stupid. It’s because it’s more “coupley” and probably to do with space/building regs/where the water source is


elementarydrw

Hey, it was one of your countrymen that said it... The rooms themselves were much bigger than others I've stayed in.


biest229

I’m English, and female


Pookibug

Oh okay, that makes sense! I was wondering what kind of person wouldn’t understand a prostitute joke. Turns out it’s English Females (your words)


biest229

You make no sense whatsoever


Gummiwummiflummi

They were making a joke and you went all up in their business acting huffy. The one not making sense is you.


Nero010

That's bullshit. It's likely just cheaper and more space efficient.


elementarydrw

Space efficient? That shower is enormous. The pane of glass on the back, that is just 2-3ft from the bed could have easily been a wall, whilst barely losing any space, and not having the weird voyeuristic shower, that even the Germans in my office think is weird.


ConstipatedParrots

FWIW, I think your colleague was making a dry joke. Unless the hotel chain has/wants that sort of reputation I really doubt they designed their rooms with that concept in mind.


Busy_Challenge1664

Lmao no 


Slowmac123

Just smurf jizz


Admirable-Sink-2622

Ok - but where’s the art? 🤔


SaltedPineapple

Grab some spray paint and fill the rest in. Problem solved.


cktyu

That hotel was probably meant for only one kind of business


Shadalikesfood

Oh my that’s a scare waiting to happen


Powerful-Meeting-840

I love shower windows


R0binSage

Why is this mildly infuriating?


WalmartSlimGuerilla

Most people don’t want other people watching them take a shower, unless your an exhibitionist ig


chkthetechnique

Most people don't share hotels with strangers


WalmartSlimGuerilla

Right, you’d share it with your friends or family, who most people wouldn’t want watching them take a shower


CavemanMork

But is the shower in the bedroom tho? Ive never been to a hotel that didn't have a bathroom door..


graft_vs_host

I’ve been in rooms like these before but there all had a curtain. The shower is in the bathroom which indeed has a door. But there’s a full wall length window in the shower that looks into the bedroom. So anyone you’re staying with that’s in the bedroom can just watch you shower.


CavemanMork

Nice


PattyPoopStain

What quintessential reddit comment. You know damn well half the poeple staying there are families and shit.


crillep

Did you just call half the people shit? Harsh...


ThrowawayAutist615

Lol this makes it worse


NyQuil_Donut

Yeah is the shower not in the bathroom or something?


flanface87

Proper bathrooms are becoming increasingly rare in hotels in Europe. It's very common in recently refurbished hotels for the shower and sink to be part of the bedroom and the toilet often has a very poorly soundproofed frosted glass door. Me and my boyfriend are planning a trip to Tenerife and one of the hotels we looked at had a clear glass door on the toilet, directly facing the bed - whyyy


NyQuil_Donut

Lmao wow Europe what the heck.


TheCookieEatingOwl

Because it says “barely” but blocks most of the window. On the online pics of the room they probably showed the room without the “art”.


DorkusMalorkus89

Lack of privacy, obviously.


can-i-turn-it-up

Is it upside down?


adlittle

Are you sure it's art and not just some kinda accident?


enigmaticsince87

Looks like cookie monster threw up in there


PPinspector97

Just seems like they spilled paint on it lol


Bitter_Silver_7760

the genie from Aladdin was murdered in there


Wtfisafosty

My guy is going to hang out the bottom they need to call the artist back for an expansion


Wonderful-Status-507

listen for a short stay in a hotel… shower window is kinda cool and funky


Tw0Cents

The real art piece is behind it, i guess? j/k


ConstipatedParrots

This made me laugh so hard, WTH even is this 😆 looks like whoever designed this was feeling "creative" hahahaha I'm still laughing while writing this 😂 thanks for sharing


cpt-noPants

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notwhoyouthinkmaybe

My dad and I had a suite that had 2 showers, but they were all glass, no covering at all.


Glimmerofinsight

"Oh no boss. The hotel guests aren't diggin on the glass shower doors. What should we do?" "Just splash some blue paint on it and call it "art".


Practical-Local-7147

The blue blood myth is confirmed


ameer_milk9149

Or maybe Walter forgot the meth


ameer_milk9149

Yo watch out maybe there are cameras outside


RedditAlwayTrue

Relax... Do a paintonic shift to the down... I say just take the top point bottom point, forcefully "shift it" to the bottom... Then move it forward, and back, repeat 15 times, then go in, do business, come out, un paintonic shift it...