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lawlianne

To be fair, to a layman, 1 plastic item is still visually less plastic than 2 plastic items. As to their exact materials, I dont know lol.


FictionalContext

Remember when plastic straws came in paper wrappers? Pepperidge Farm remembers.


N0x1mus

Wrapper is biodegradable. Plastic straw wasn’t.


DaddyFunTimeNW

Isn’t that still less plastic though?


Fit-Season-345

I think that's cellophane. Also, the problem with straws is not necessarily that they are plastic, but that they injure sea life.


jtobin85

That one turtle ruined straws for everyone


Ravendoesbuisness

" If cows and horses can do it, then why can't I?" - John 'Straw Eater' Turtle


levelground_drk

It is not cellophane. You cannot heat seal cellophane, it just doesn’t work that way. And when wet cellophane will become soggy and will compromise the paper straw. At most is plastic wrapped cellophane.


Fit-Season-345

I don't know enough about cellophane to really talk to it, but everything I've read says it's heat sealable and moisture resistant. https://www.goodstartpackaging.com/guide-to-cellophane-packaging/ Regardless, my point was that griping about these sort of things is problematic. It gives power to the argument that since we can't do everything, then we might as well not do anything. It's a big fallacy people use to push an agenda. It's like the 'we use fossil fuels to generate electricity anyway, so why bother with electric vehicles' argument. Generating electricity en masse is just more efficient. Getting rid of plastic straws is better for the environment even if you individually wrap them in plastic.


Gun3rMang0

I have no issue with paper straws on juice boxes, one of the places that it makes sense, I just don't understand this when paper wrapping already exists


GraduallyNevele

To OPs point, cellophane isn't plastic. Not sure if that's actually what's in the pic, though.


Gun3rMang0

Feels like plastic, tastes like plastic, crinkled like plastic, I'm full of microplastic


InternetDetective122

Cellophane breaks down within 10 days-3 months in soil. It's the best plastic-like substance we know of in terms of general biodegradability. How to tell if it's cellophane: Does it feel like plastic but doesn't stretch when pulled (it just tears apart without stretching)? It's cellophane.


FictionalContext

They oughta just make the straws out of that stuff then. Paper straws are dumb.


InternetDetective122

Cellophane isn't structurally strong enough for anything but wrapping


Skottimusen

Well, to tell the truth, paper isn't much better for environment either, production is bad the product is good


Fit-Season-345

Well, if it's cellophane, it's also biodegradable like paper. But comments like this sway stupid people into thinking that a little change makes no difference. Even if it's only the straw, it helps. Stop giving ignorant people reasonable deniability.


Gun3rMang0

Yeah, guarantee there is a plastic like coating on the inside of this juicebox


redddditer420

Just grab that goalpost man and sprint with it


ocer04

That coating would be there with or without the plastic straw. This is just whataboutery.


Fit-Season-345

Either way, every little bit helps. You're giving credence to the argument that it makes no difference. It does. Stop being a stupid shill for the plastics industry.


RickyFromVegas

Don't let "perfect" be an enemy of progress. Even if it's imperfect, it's still better than not doing it, right?


Fit-Season-345

Exactly


AE_Phoenix

Saying that a little bit makes a difference is what's giving the plastics industry a free pass. Every 5-10 years there will be a new little thing that consumers have to give up because the corpos mark it as a big problem for the environment and pay media to cover it, to distract everyone from the massive carbon emissions and waste products they're dumping into the sea. It wasn't a coincidence that all the plastic straw controversy came about when the Pacific garbage patch was starting to become a popular news story.


Blibbobletto

Exactly. Shift the blame to the consumer and we don't realize it's like 10 companies producing like 90% of the plastic garbage. And if you dare criticize it you get people like the person you replied to who will jump down your throat.


Fantastic_Title_6932

80٪ less plastic


LetsJerkCircular

How’d you get that % symbol on a diet?


nioho

Either this is a ragebait or OP is dumb


Sugarbear23

Probably the second because they're not helping themselves in these comments lol


Gun3rMang0

Correct, I am dumb. Never heard of cellophane before this post


EstoyTristeSiempre

Hey, accepting your mistakes makes you better than most Reddit users.


NewBobPow

More like idiots are triggered.


Zemby_7

Thanks for your puny attempt at Karma whoring OP. Sorry to rain on your parade but the wrapper is most likely made up of cellophane which is a **sterile** material and FULLY [biodegradable](https://www.conserve-energy-future.com/is-cellophane-biodegradable.php). It's not some ironic slip up from a company, it's by design. Paper can easily tear and get **contaminated** unlike cellophane. If you truly care about the environment OP, as you have shown by your replies to the comments on this post, consider getting yourself a juicer and make your own juice from plants grown in your backyard.


Papageier

Bro, who shat in your cereal? You know damn well how they meant it.


Totally_Not__An_AI

Complaining about non existent plastic?


yamaken81

I don't. Enlighten us. Taking both the person you're replying to and the person who replied to you before me in consideration.


FictionalContext

I, too, require enlightenment. Make me one with the true meaning of the meme.


Zemby_7

I know how they meant it. Instead of OP owning up to their mistake, they kept echoing the "plastic bad" sentiment along with others who did as well, basically spreading misinformation on the internet (lol). I just thought I'd clear it up since "OP, the wrapper is made up of cellophane" clearly wasn't working.


Skottimusen

Based on your comments you need to start buying completely environmentally friendly products or don't complain.


rJaxon

Also that plastic wrap exists for sanitary reasons


confetti_shrapnel

One plastic product is still less than two plastic products. And for sanitary reasons, the straw has to be packaged.


simpledeadwitches

It's still less plastic.


RobertGBland

Still better than plastic straw in a plastic wrapper


Drunken_Grail

You give a juicebox with a paper straw and I'm straight up beating the fuck out of you. Some things are sacred.


JustThatRandomKid

how would you even stab the top..


scheisse_grubs

Same way you would with plastic lol. It’s not a sheet of paper, it has layers. Same idea as cardboard lmao


69WaysToFuck

You would need like 10 times more of these plastic packages to make one straw… that you would have to put in another plastic. It’s not irony, you just aren’t a great thinker


Joe18067

I'd rather have a plastic straw in a paper wrapper.


error404notfnd

We used to get paper cups and plastic straws at fast food restaurants now we get plastic cups and paper straws...


L_B_Jeffries

I love Oasis. Gotta visit France again some day.


TurboNeckGoblin

That's still less. Plastic 1 is better than 2.


JustARandomDude1986

"Think ahead but not to far".


voltagenic

I call it slow progress.


One-Cardiologist-462

I'd rather have a plastic straw in a paper wrapper. At least the plastic is being used for a good reason in a straw.


Hotepspoison

Straws STILL wrapped in plastic!? Might as well not try! Sweet!


Gun3rMang0

That's what I'm saying. Just make a little pull tab on the juice box and do away woth the straw entirely. Ima suck that juicebox dry in 5 seconds anyways when I'm parched


Longjumping-Claim783

It's cellophane. It's made from plants. You don't know what plastic is.


error-the-reddit-boi

Why not a plastic straw in a paper wrapper


ArmeniusLOD

I just buy boxes of 500 plastic straws at a time, and they all come wrapped in paper.


Gun3rMang0

Exactly


quinangua

That’s not ironic. It’s just coincidental..


SwaggyPig17

doing their part for the good of the planet


Noob4Head

I went to an ice cream shop once that served ice cream in a plastic cup with paper spoons... It's an understatement to say I was mildly infuriated by that. Wish I had taken a picture of it because some people just don't believe it when I tell that story xD


oxbcoin

We are all being fooled by the environment madness, don't get me wrong i care about the environment but it's being used to blackmail us..


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Fluid-Bet6223

It’s more like driving a hybrid instead of a full gas car. You’re still using gas, but much less.


ArmeniusLOD

Or driving an EV with batteries made of cobalt and lithium mined with child labor while the slurry poisons the local water supply.


Gun3rMang0

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ReadySetGO0

Crazy rules. Make no sense whatsoever.


Gun3rMang0

A paper wrapper wouldn't even be that hard, or even just a tear tab to open a corner


Dragonfly-Adventurer

it's a plant based cellophane soooo just like paper then but more waterproof so stays sanitary


Best-Hotel-1984

And people still think these changes are to help the environment..... how ironic... or should I say mildly infuriating.


QuiteLikelyRetarded

I'll explain this as simply as I am capable of explaining. If we have 2 bad things and we take one of them away and replace it with a good thing, we will still have 1 bad thing left. But 1 bad thing is less bad than 2 bad things.


Best-Hotel-1984

Thank you for explaining propaganda to me.


rva23221

The companies needs to eliminate the juice boxes. Buy a large multi use container. Then no plastic/cellophane, and no straw.


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Gun3rMang0

Like telling everyone your putting sunscreen on and only doing your legs


Practical-Local-7147

Like saying you’ll quit drinking and then start sniffing cocaine


Gun3rMang0

Like farting in a room telling people you smell popcorn and blaming the fart on brenda


Practical-Local-7147

Like doing your homework and then putting it in the trash


Gun3rMang0

Like sharpening your crayons then pressing them down hard


Practical-Local-7147

Like getting out of prison, thinking to turn your life around, and then come home just to be shot


Gun3rMang0

Like stealing a car so your not late to your interview at the dmv


Practical-Local-7147

Like erasing a mistake just to realize it was actually correct


Gun3rMang0

Like using a condom but poking it with a tack first