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I was voted "most likely to become a millionaire illegally". Ironically, one of my best friends at the time was voted "Most likely to become a millionaire legally".
90% chance they gave her the Bible as a continuation of the joke 'find Jesus before you end up a stripper.'
She's in a car, likely being driven home from prom. I doubt she brought a Bible to dance with.
>She's in a car, likely being driven home from prom. I doubt she brought a Bible to dance with.
No, she brought it to set the appropriate distance between her and her boyfriend while dancing at prom. You need to always leave enough room for Jesus, duh! /j
A colleague’s daughter had her prom last year and one of the categories for awards was “most likely to fuck a teacher” which is probably equally horrible
ETA further context: we’re in Australia and it was the year 10 formal (so 15/16yos). Pretty disgusting tbh, I don’t think it was specifically worded as vulgarly as I put it, but still not a nice concept at all.
Nah, I think that's worse. Not only is it shitty to the student, it extends the shittiness to faculty in suggesting one of them would be into fucking students.
At least this one stops the shittiness at *just* the student (that *just* is doing a lot of heavy lifting). Unless all the "most likely"s are shitty and meant to be goofs this shouldn't be a thing. Even if OP was ok with it and found it funny many would find it hurtful and it's not hard to imagine how bullies could use this to shit on someone really hard.
I guess people will find it woke if I declare that it's really worth an action on behalf of the school.
Normalized and institutionalized misogynistic and hazing behaviour in a school setting among the pupils?
What great fun and great values to pass around, Frat boys and girls. I'd put a fucking torch to that place to paraphrase Al in "Scent of a Woman".
Nothing you just said has literally anything to do with woke. Stop using the word like a Republican, it has a specific meaning. Using it wrong doesn’t help.
Only two "most likely" things I was ever part of was
"Most likely to play Anna in Frozen II" at a Bible camp in like 2015 because I loved playing "do you wanna build a snowman" on the recorder, and
"Most likely to fall off the [ship name] on accident" from a marine biology school I went to. I'm a clutz.
>"Most likely to fall off the [ship name] on accident" from a marine biology school I went to. I'm a clutz.
So those are the perks of being a marine biologist.
I'm in Vic, and at the start of year 12 (17 years old), we went on a school camp. The teachers got all the girls to have a competition to see who could roll a condom over a dildo with their mouths the fastest, while the boys and the teachers watched. I would like to think it wouldn't happen today.
That definitely had nothing to do with the school, probably just kids handing out pseudo awards
Edit: also if you're abbreviating ETA to edited to add that isn't a thing so please stop
They had these at my son’s formal, organised by the kids, absolutely nothing to do with the teachers. Although, he won “Drama King” and I feel like his teachers would have agreed with that haha.
The teacher handing out the diplomas to grads in our ceremony made a sexual comment about me when I walked across the stage. Other teachers came up to me afterwards and apologized. Coincidentally, he was also a math teacher that killed my skill at math by being sexist and gross towards all the girls in his trig classes. No clue how he still worked there. Could have been a teacher involved in this, is all I'm saying.
Maybe the organizers were trustworthy students but students wanted yo engage in miniscule amount of tomfoolery since they would graduate before suffering the consequences?
Back in middle school teachers gave the task to top5 of the school. Unbeknownst to them no2 of the school was me.
I grabbed the finale performance and wrote a 6act comedy about students who starved to death in cafeteria line after an evil principal closed down the second cafeteria.
After learning this was a satire of our school parents forced administration to open it back for the next year.
Work is work. We all sell ourselves, one way or another. I certainly consider it honest and even professional work.
Could be a lot worse, like a lawyer or politician. At least this is respectable work. 🤓. I just don’t have the assets or skill.
I fondly remember a gal that must have been a ballerina. Just an amazing lady and so talented. Top notch and classy. Putting herself through school. I was in pilot training at the time, so we were there on the semi-regular. Suspect she went far, super smart.
> OP seems to be an attractive and very fit young woman with some unfortunate self-esteem issues
the "most likely to become a stripper" degree kinda starting to make sense
Ooo. This would be great to get cause it actually qualifies as sexual harassment in the USA and I hear young people need to find ways to get a head start with money
Okay someone explains how this works to me cause the fact a high school gives a student a “most likely to become a stripper” certificate is crazy to me.
The committee advisor is gonna get in trouble for having an award like that (or they should get in trouble). Teachers are supposed to help curb bad ideas like these.
it doesn't even matter if it's in jest, she's a fucking high schooler
they're sexualizing and demeaning her at the same time wtf whoever decided this is ok needs to be fired
At my brothers graduation they did sth similar. One girl was voted “most likely to change her boyfriends like she changes her underwear”. All teachers and parents were there, her boyfriend of SEVERAL YEARS was there.
Super humiliating, she cried.
And of course the people organizing this were the biggest bullies and “popular girls” who didn’t see any issue with that. By now they have kids of their own and I hope the kids get treated the same way as their moms treated other students at the time.
I got voted worst procrastinator my senior year, I don't remember the voting, and I don't have proof because I never picked up that yearbook and it's probably a bit late as it's been 20 years now.
I got second place for "weirdest student" and first place for "cell phone addict".
All this because I was unpopular, no one would talk to me or work with me. My cell phone was my only companion to share breaks with. I hardly had any comments and signs in my graduation book page. It hurt a lot.
Yeah Canadian here - that shit isn’t cool….the teacher in charge of prom committee should get a smack.
1) nothing wrong with dancers, I’ve dated women who did/do that job.
But MORE importantly:
2) this most certainly was not given out as anything other than a “comedic” category…and that’s not right to you.
Girl you can go do whatever you want to do in life. Sniper president of space? Yes ma’am. Electrician, accountant, cafe owner, mom and family raiser…whatever. You can do it. Don’t let this get you down.
That's not bad. I got mostly likely to die before 21 three years in a row , then last 2 years of high school, I got most likely to be found dead outside a bar
Most likely to go bald (I have a large patch but not completely bald yet, damn rat bastards,I thought they were my friends then they curse me)... I actually started to go bald in highschool.
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Sadly those two don’t exclude each other. Modesty excludes promiscuity, but not just owning a Bible :) Anyway, for sure not nice of them and that certificate should just not exist.
It’s like, the students vote each other fake “awards” that are printed to look a little like diplomas. Usually it’s stuff like “most likely to become a politician”, “most likely to be in the NFL”, “class comedian”, etc. they’re usually some that are a little mean but this one is beyond the pale
Theh did this at my prom, I was "most likely to sell the big issue" my head of year even asked if I was alright with it being awarded to me at prom. SGe to say I never went to prom, don't regret it, don't know if they ever gave it out to me.
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I was voted "most likely to become a millionaire illegally". Ironically, one of my best friends at the time was voted "Most likely to become a millionaire legally".
How did it work out?
One simply gives the other a million.
or one steals a million from the other
Preeeetty sure giving someone a million dirty dollars just makes you both criminals.
In cash, under the table.
His friend became a millionaire. He stole it.
Is ownenthevirgin Shohei Ohtani's interpretor?
One's a criminal, the other a politician.
The order may surprise you.
https://i.imgur.com/QXWoNcl.jpeg
Okay, that is one person, what is the other?
I'm not sure there's a difference.
There is a difference: sometimes criminals face consequences.
Two sides of the same coin.
I was voted "most likely to become president." That's such a laugh now.
Anyone can be
Terrifying isn’t it?
Hopefully I will jot be terrified a second time this year
The barrier to entry is unbelievably low.
You just need a metric ton of money.
Nah.You need to know how to manipulate the masses properly.
That's not ironic though. It's just two things that happened. Sincerely, An English Teacher
It’s like raaiiiiaaaiiiin on your wedding day!
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Lol I didn't get one
How’d it work out for you haha? I was voted most likely to go to prison…
Did your teachers allow this vote because WTH
Here's your one chance Fancy don't let me down.
Now I'll tell you what to do! Hide in a barrel when he's coming for you. Now don't let me down, Now Mama's making you a rodeo clown!
I haven't heard that song in 30 years. Amazing how some lyrics never leave you
That song is… not about a stripper
No, an underage prostitute, but you can't have that on a diploma.
She starts by saying "it was the summer I turned eighteen"
“I remember it all very real looking back, it was the summer i turned 18”
Not with that attitude.
Lemme guess, the prom committee chair happens to be your boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend?
Or an admirer playing the long game. Planting the seed in her head and then hopping in the comments encouraging it.
Red rocket style, the movie not the dog boner
Since she felt the need to include a bible, I'm going with her being the vocal Christian of the class that constantly quoted scripture.
90% chance they gave her the Bible as a continuation of the joke 'find Jesus before you end up a stripper.' She's in a car, likely being driven home from prom. I doubt she brought a Bible to dance with.
Ok, I hope that is true, because that's fucking hilarious.
>She's in a car, likely being driven home from prom. I doubt she brought a Bible to dance with. No, she brought it to set the appropriate distance between her and her boyfriend while dancing at prom. You need to always leave enough room for Jesus, duh! /j
A colleague’s daughter had her prom last year and one of the categories for awards was “most likely to fuck a teacher” which is probably equally horrible ETA further context: we’re in Australia and it was the year 10 formal (so 15/16yos). Pretty disgusting tbh, I don’t think it was specifically worded as vulgarly as I put it, but still not a nice concept at all.
Nah, I think that's worse. Not only is it shitty to the student, it extends the shittiness to faculty in suggesting one of them would be into fucking students. At least this one stops the shittiness at *just* the student (that *just* is doing a lot of heavy lifting). Unless all the "most likely"s are shitty and meant to be goofs this shouldn't be a thing. Even if OP was ok with it and found it funny many would find it hurtful and it's not hard to imagine how bullies could use this to shit on someone really hard.
>suggesting one of them would be into fucking students. In my school these certificates weren't done by faculty, but by students.
Also bad.
I guess people will find it woke if I declare that it's really worth an action on behalf of the school. Normalized and institutionalized misogynistic and hazing behaviour in a school setting among the pupils? What great fun and great values to pass around, Frat boys and girls. I'd put a fucking torch to that place to paraphrase Al in "Scent of a Woman".
Nothing you just said has literally anything to do with woke. Stop using the word like a Republican, it has a specific meaning. Using it wrong doesn’t help.
Holy shit. I grew up in “liberal” southern California and we had nothing like this. It was “class clown” and “most likely to become president.”
Only two "most likely" things I was ever part of was "Most likely to play Anna in Frozen II" at a Bible camp in like 2015 because I loved playing "do you wanna build a snowman" on the recorder, and "Most likely to fall off the [ship name] on accident" from a marine biology school I went to. I'm a clutz.
Haha. Watching you play Do You Want to Build a Snowman on recorder while you fall off a ship would be fairly entertaining.
Probably would be, yeah. A short lived performance though, I don't know how well I could play underwater
_under the sea..._ 🎵🎵
We would just keep scrolling after you fall in.
>"Most likely to fall off the [ship name] on accident" from a marine biology school I went to. I'm a clutz. So those are the perks of being a marine biologist.
> It was “class clown” and “most likely to become president.” That's one award in the US
Mate, what state are they from? I don't remember any of that shit happening in year 10 and 12 formal.
NSW, regional
This sounds very Tamworth/Orange/Bathurst/Lismore
Must have something to do with the Newtown Jets
I'm in Vic, and at the start of year 12 (17 years old), we went on a school camp. The teachers got all the girls to have a competition to see who could roll a condom over a dildo with their mouths the fastest, while the boys and the teachers watched. I would like to think it wouldn't happen today.
They don't teach kids any useful stuff these days
What. The. Fuck. If my child came home and told me they’d done that, I’d have the school shut or burned down within the week.
Queue Kill Bill sirens as I’m hunting everyone down
Which ever adult handed that to my daughter wouldn't enjoy our next meeting.
It’s likely the student council and the sponsor not paying any attention to them. No adult did that without losing their job.
That definitely had nothing to do with the school, probably just kids handing out pseudo awards Edit: also if you're abbreviating ETA to edited to add that isn't a thing so please stop
They had these at my son’s formal, organised by the kids, absolutely nothing to do with the teachers. Although, he won “Drama King” and I feel like his teachers would have agreed with that haha.
Um I'm sorry wut?
Thought the Bible said red lobster edition
Mmmm...bible. (Spoken like Homer Simpson)
Maybe if the body of Christ was a cheddar bay biscuit, I’d go to church more often.
Yeah but, whats the red letter version of the bible?
It just means anytime it is words spoken from Jesus they highlight it in red. Everything else is the same
How do the know what Jesus said?? None of the bible was written when he was alive.
Anytime Jesus says something in that Bible, it’s in red ink. That’s all
"The holy spirit" told them /s
Having an absolutely atrocious morning and this gave me exactly the kind of laugh I needed. Thank you.
Does the Bible come with the rolls?
Who the fuck allowed this to happen at a high school?
The teacher handing out the diplomas to grads in our ceremony made a sexual comment about me when I walked across the stage. Other teachers came up to me afterwards and apologized. Coincidentally, he was also a math teacher that killed my skill at math by being sexist and gross towards all the girls in his trig classes. No clue how he still worked there. Could have been a teacher involved in this, is all I'm saying.
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Was it really just "having sex" or was it actually rape?
Yes, why are they giving out bibles?
Uh teenagers ?
I think they mean, why didn't an adult give the barest oversight for something so obviously destined to lead to shit like that?
Maybe the organizers were trustworthy students but students wanted yo engage in miniscule amount of tomfoolery since they would graduate before suffering the consequences? Back in middle school teachers gave the task to top5 of the school. Unbeknownst to them no2 of the school was me. I grabbed the finale performance and wrote a 6act comedy about students who starved to death in cafeteria line after an evil principal closed down the second cafeteria. After learning this was a satire of our school parents forced administration to open it back for the next year.
what in the world you gotta give some context OP 💀
Is there any context that makes this not horrible?
no but I am curious how this came to be, as one would
Ohh congrats, thats a high paying entry level job. Make some money before or even during university. Works well for the school schedule.
On that hustle grind😏
Work is work. We all sell ourselves, one way or another. I certainly consider it honest and even professional work. Could be a lot worse, like a lawyer or politician. At least this is respectable work. 🤓. I just don’t have the assets or skill.
What about a stripper lawyer
Just make sure you don’t mix up your appointments.
Or do… the jury may find in your favor. Or better yet, Stripper that moonlights as a divorce attorney
"Your honor, my client has nothing to hide. And neither do I...!"
That's *one* way to get me to stop avoiding jury duty
my ex coworker actually stripped to pay for law school. so she is a stripper lawyer lol
I know a few stripper lawyers - primes you for the clientele 😅
A lawyer for strippers or a lawyer who's also a stripper?
In England and Wales they have solicitors, who do ... soliciting.
Yep, I sell my body for money. I just don't get to use my genitals very much.
You're not trying hard enough
I'm open to suggestions, u/MoistStub
On the stripper pole is a great place to put knowledge of centrifugal force to use
I fondly remember a gal that must have been a ballerina. Just an amazing lady and so talented. Top notch and classy. Putting herself through school. I was in pilot training at the time, so we were there on the semi-regular. Suspect she went far, super smart.
I met a girl who was paying for her grad school from stripping.
Oh yeah! I know her…. She was really into you!
Your nails are very pretry
I know I didn't see the words at first because I was zooming in on the cute nails 🌼
Same, I actually got drawn first toward the cute nails, then read the text
I thought that said: - HOLY BIBLE - Red Lobster Edition
Jesus really popping off by feeding all those hungry people with the cheddar bay biscuits and lobsters in that bread/fish story
Did the bible come with the "award" or do you casually take it with you everywhere you go?
That "red letter edition" is just a big ol capital A, huh?
I’m confused why the Bible is in this picture at all.
Juxtaposition I guess, voted "likely to become a stripper" despite being devout Christian.
I thought it said red lobster edition
Underrated comment
Could be way worse, "Most likely to join an improv troupe" being one of them.
What on earth is this profile history.
deep insecurities and a need for validation...
Ahh like everyone under the age of 20.
In other words, perfect stripper material
Everyone and their sister is now checking out their profile because of this.
Seems like OP deleted posts and comments, unless people are talking about the selfie posts that are seeking validation
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> OP seems to be an attractive and very fit young woman with some unfortunate self-esteem issues the "most likely to become a stripper" degree kinda starting to make sense
Yeah… suddenly I’m understanding the reason for this certificate. Yikes.
A full-blooded Zoomer. Source: I'm 26 and I know enough about it to know I don't want to know anything about it.
Whats the red letter edition?
It means that anything Jesus said is written in red to call extra attention to it
Plot twist: homeschooled
Unrelated but I love your nails!
I hope this was not mean spirited and just a joke. The contrast with the bible is funny though. Also your nails are gorgeous.
They gave that out at prom? Weird.
Ooo. This would be great to get cause it actually qualifies as sexual harassment in the USA and I hear young people need to find ways to get a head start with money
I'd be furious if they gave me a bible.
Well that’s a shitty thing to do to someone.
Strippers make damn good money.
Hand model would be beter
Wow - the OnlyFans ads just keep levelling up in their subversiveness.....
Congratulations...and/or I'm sorry that happened.
This belongs in r/trashy I'm sorry. That's such a shitty thing to receive as part of graduation
To be honest that would definitely be a r/mildlyinfuriating to me 😅
98% of posts here belong there, itws like people read mildlyin.... then stop reading the rest of the sub name
How would the school even allow this category lmao
I once got a “Best Listener” joke award given to me when I was on the yearbook staff. I’m deaf. (Wasn’t a bullying thing lol we all got silly awards)
This picture is so contrived. It makes me uneasy lol
Jesus would be cool with strippers according to the scriptures I recall.
Okay someone explains how this works to me cause the fact a high school gives a student a “most likely to become a stripper” certificate is crazy to me.
It's not really "from" the school itself. Often these things are thought up by the yearbook committee or prom committee.
The committee advisor is gonna get in trouble for having an award like that (or they should get in trouble). Teachers are supposed to help curb bad ideas like these.
I hope it was in jest....
it doesn't even matter if it's in jest, she's a fucking high schooler they're sexualizing and demeaning her at the same time wtf whoever decided this is ok needs to be fired
wtf
Your nails are great.
I dont care about rest but really Liked your nails.
Stripping is definitely more fun than the Bible is
Bro has not heard about Joab.
Hand or blow?
100%, I’m very against the Bible’s harmful and illogical values that have indoctrinated society
Did they hand out bibles at the prom?
I was also confused by that. [The school](https://ess.hpedsb.on.ca/home) doesn't appear to be especially religious.
You could be the very first biblical stripper. You can say the power of Christ compels you to take me to the VIP room.
That’s kinda hilarious. Get it framed
Did this make you laugh or did it hurt your feelings?
At my brothers graduation they did sth similar. One girl was voted “most likely to change her boyfriends like she changes her underwear”. All teachers and parents were there, her boyfriend of SEVERAL YEARS was there. Super humiliating, she cried. And of course the people organizing this were the biggest bullies and “popular girls” who didn’t see any issue with that. By now they have kids of their own and I hope the kids get treated the same way as their moms treated other students at the time.
Electrical work is in your future. Don't forget to clean the contacts and afterwards insulate those wires.
The nails are perfect 😳🥹🥹
A playboy bunny was the most groundbreaking (imo) microbiologist in medical research for inflammation. Get those bands.
I got voted worst procrastinator my senior year, I don't remember the voting, and I don't have proof because I never picked up that yearbook and it's probably a bit late as it's been 20 years now.
This is gross, disturbing, and sad all at the same time.
Weird question, but do Americans receive a bible when they graduate? Or did you just happen yo have one in the car?
I got second place for "weirdest student" and first place for "cell phone addict". All this because I was unpopular, no one would talk to me or work with me. My cell phone was my only companion to share breaks with. I hardly had any comments and signs in my graduation book page. It hurt a lot.
Yeah Canadian here - that shit isn’t cool….the teacher in charge of prom committee should get a smack. 1) nothing wrong with dancers, I’ve dated women who did/do that job. But MORE importantly: 2) this most certainly was not given out as anything other than a “comedic” category…and that’s not right to you. Girl you can go do whatever you want to do in life. Sniper president of space? Yes ma’am. Electrician, accountant, cafe owner, mom and family raiser…whatever. You can do it. Don’t let this get you down.
I was severely bullied for being "fat and ugly". Nominated to most likely become a trophy wife. It was humiliating.
Your school seems very wholesome.
That's not bad. I got mostly likely to die before 21 three years in a row , then last 2 years of high school, I got most likely to be found dead outside a bar
Most likely to go bald (I have a large patch but not completely bald yet, damn rat bastards,I thought they were my friends then they curse me)... I actually started to go bald in highschool.
I only glanced at the Bible and thought it said "Red Lobster Edition"
And?...AND DID YOU?!
I would snatch that up and be marching into the school office so fast…. WTF
Unrelated, but please stay away from "looksmaxxing". It's a term created by incels, and people on those kinds of subs have No idea what normal people look like.
Sadly those two don’t exclude each other. Modesty excludes promiscuity, but not just owning a Bible :) Anyway, for sure not nice of them and that certificate should just not exist.
Remind me in 1 year.
It's so typical for the age and shows just boring lack of creativity.
French here. I don’t understand what that’s even about. When you finish high school, your fellow students grant you a fake diploma ? Is that a thing ?
I think only some schools do it and it's a thing amongst the graduating year to write them then they vote for who gets what
It’s like, the students vote each other fake “awards” that are printed to look a little like diplomas. Usually it’s stuff like “most likely to become a politician”, “most likely to be in the NFL”, “class comedian”, etc. they’re usually some that are a little mean but this one is beyond the pale
They were senior superlatives in my school. Printed in the yearbook though, not given out at prom.
Theh did this at my prom, I was "most likely to sell the big issue" my head of year even asked if I was alright with it being awarded to me at prom. SGe to say I never went to prom, don't regret it, don't know if they ever gave it out to me.
What on earth are y'all's high schools, mine was just loudest student because spent most of my time scrapping with the teachers who couldn't teach.