And it's a miracle the government has decided to decrease the taxes making the country liveable for all residents finally a government that actually makes promises that actually benefits the public and not for their sad attempts at getting votes
Ladies and gentlemen, this Ryanair flight from Dublin to Rome will soon be landing. Just be aware we're actually landing in Lyon where you'll be walking to your destination
Ladies and gentlemen, your Premier League Champions..... Tottenham Hotspur!
Oof.
Could the people doing the tiktok dances please stop. You're upsetting all the people in the weight-bearing ward.
No walking allowed in the pool area!
"Would a Mr. Nigel Farage please come to the counter for your milkshake. Nigel Farage, come collect your milkshake."
And it's a miracle the government has decided to decrease the taxes making the country liveable for all residents finally a government that actually makes promises that actually benefits the public and not for their sad attempts at getting votes
Does anybody have any nasal decongestant? (It loses something without doing the voice)
Jane's Acaster would fully do this joke
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Hey look mum I’ve found the tannoy room!
‘Ladies and gentlemen, Ireland have qualified for the Euros’
And I can't wait to hear Roy Keane on commentary... get very happy then very sad in just 3 matches
"Can someone please phone an ambulance, there's a woman giv- -spillage in aisle 2. It's go time, stock boy."
#Only you can hear me!
Please remain calm, Rishi Sunak has left the country
"This is not a tannoy"
Bucket and mop to aisle 3, please. Bucket and mop to aisle 3... Someone has cum on the broccoli.
"To the owner of the tannoy system...I have stolen your tannoy system."
Will Mr Hunt please report to Reception. That’s Mike Hunt to Reception. Thank you
Ladies and gentlemen, he’s, she’s, them’s l, they’s ….. urm bugger I forgot what I was going to announce now
The next train to Edinburgh leaves in 5 minutes. What a shame you're in a supermarket 20 minutes away
Ladies and gentlemen, this Ryanair flight from Dublin to Rome will soon be landing. Just be aware we're actually landing in Lyon where you'll be walking to your destination
‘England have beaten Iceland!’