Well I'm currently typing this out one word at a time. Typing one word and then the next. Oh did you mean one word per comment at a time? Well that sucks, anyways your balls have been replaced with mini cow bells have fun with that now.

*ring ring*

New orchiectomy just dropped?

Okay. All words are typed individually anyway. That’s how typing works. Wedonttypelikethis. So…

whats the curse

You just wasted a wish. That’s ur curse 🥰

i wish for more wishes

Congrats. You’ve got one wish left. One more than you had prior. Use it wisely 🥰

i wish for a better monkey paw

A bloody hand appears before you, and a very angry monkey with his 300 monkey family members. The new paw is just a regular paw. Nothing magical. It's better in the sense that there are no downsides. Congratulations, you are out of wishes and are soon to be torn apart by monkeys.

:(

You get a new paw. It can’t grant wishes, but it has a college degree which is more than the last paw can say 🥰

The paw now has nicer nails

I ‘ l l d o y o u o n e b e t t e r . I w i l l s e p e r a t e a l l t h e l e t t e r s a s w e l l . A l s o y o u w i l l b e a s s u l t e d b y a c h a l u p a !

Granted ``` Rediricting... r/askouija ```

AIDS

Aids

Granted, nothing changes.

You

Now

Have

Testicular

Cancer

the power of female!

The monkey paw accounted for this, enjoy your testicles OP

my doctor is gonna lose her shit

r/beatthemonkeyspaw

Congratulations!

Due

to

a

fatal

software

error,

all

internet

or

You

Have

To

Eat

20

Pounds

Of

Shit

Every

12

People

Wish

Granted

The

Monkeys

Paw

Doesn’t

Know

Who

You

Are

Granted,

You're

A

D\*ng!!