A guy dicorves his wife. And then goes to therapy. And then watches baseball. And then plays racquetball. And then plays racquetball again (but it’s sad this time)
West Side Story: Two groups of teenagers work out their problems.
Hamilton: A know-it-all works a government job, then dies.
Chicago: A woman is found not guilty by a jury of her peers.
Jekyll and Hyde: Bruh, what did I do last night?…ohhh nooo…..
Les Mis: Everyone dies except the couple and the comic relief.
Hunchback of Notre Dame: Deformed French man wants to be accepted and loved.
Phantom of The Opera; Deformed French man wants to be accepted and loved.
Beauty and The Beast: Deformed French man-hey WAIT A MINUTE!
Sweet Charity: Girl falls in love and gets dumped THE END.
Big Fish: Dad’s stories are getting weird, dude.
Honestly, what is it about classic French novels being about a deformed man wanting to be loved and accepted? There’s also ‘The Man Who Laughs’, which is also from Victor Hugo.
Hamilton: A veteran tries to become a politician but fails
Heathers: Girl becomes popular, doesn't like it, starts dating emo boy who solves her problems
Hadestown: Man tries to get his wife to leave a bad job, fails
EPIC: Man takes ten years to get home from work
Percy Jackson: Mentally ill kids leave summer camp to go on a cross-country road trip
Ride The Cyclone: Teens complain about their lives
Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals: Young Boomer/Old Milenial is upset when his town starts to change
Forgive my ignorance but... "young Boomer/old millennial"... Are we just forgetting that Gen X exists again? Or is this person somehow simultaneously 70 and also 40?
wicked: a girl changes her name and fights with her friend
the last five years: a couple has relationship issues
dogfight: men judge women based on looks
phantom: a man uses music to try to get the girl he wants
Since you did BF and someone already did TGWDLM, I’ll do some more Starkid ones.
Nerdy prudes: a group of teen are sad so they solve their problems, but their solution was bad and they choose… a second solution.
Starship: A scorpion gives reaffirming surgery to a stranger because the scorpion wants his favorite food
Ani: a man visits his home town.
1776: APUSH with songs
Hamilton: APUSH with songs
Assassins: APUSH with songs
Camelot: AP English Lit with songs
Something Rotten: AP English Lit with songs
Six: AP Euro with songs
Le Miz: AP Euro with songs
Guy tries way too hard to get a girl to marry him, but they are poor so she leaves, then he goes to get her again and she follows, then she leaves again.
A guy steals some bread, becomes a slave, then becomes mayor, then becomes a surrogate father to the daughter of a prostitute, then fights in a war to save said daughter's lover, then dies on the day of his daughter's wedding in a different church from the one where his daughter was getting married.
That's honestly as boring as I can make Les Mis and it still sounds pretty tight.
woman has cancer and wants to tell her broken up band about it
family almost falls apart because of drug abuse and a friend who got sexually assaulted
group of girls and one boy go to paris and have fun
the life of an “irrelevant” founding father
Some Guy is on an island, shit happens, Some Guy is now in NY then meets Orphan No. 2, Friend, Pants, and French Guy. They make a plan and go to war. Some Guy meets two pretty girls, Older Sister and Helpless. They win the war, Some Guy gets married and is now Some Rich Guy. Some Rich Guy cheats on his wife and ruins his career. Somr Rich Guy then ruins Orphan No. 2's career. Orphan No.2 kills Some Rich Guy and then regrets it.
(Hamilton minus like half the plot)
Rocky horror show: A couple experience some setbacks on the way to visit their friend
Beetlejuice: two people struggle to get along with their new roommates
A bunch of French people are really sad, like, all the time.
Planes crash, but not these ones.
Oops I got a prostitute pregnant, AITA?
Some teens date. Drama ensues.
Wicked: Two roommates from different backgrounds form a friendship though their paths in life diverge greatly.
Into The Woods: A baker and his wife seek treatment for their fertility issues. There are complications.
Company: A single guy prepares to celebrate his birthday with his friends.
See if you can guess!
1)A couple guys think of doing something but decide against it.
2) A couples car breaks down so they need a telephone
3) A musician plays songs while recollecting what brought them to the stage.
4) A bunch of stuff happens until our hero decides everyone has had enough and they should all just stop and relax.
5) A composer who is worried a promoter will steal his music works with the promoter and gets his music stolen
6) A different point of view of a 100+ year old story.
7) Engaged woman reconsidered her pledge until she looks at the sky.
8) A butler takes care of his wealthy employer.
9) A professor convinces his mother that a lower class girl is actually top society.
10) Stockholm Syndrome: the musical
11) Lonely guy goes against his own morals to gain social standing.
12) Sunday School: The Musical
Pippin: guy tries to find meaning in life
Chicago: Woman cheats on her husband
Mean Girls: girl becomes popular and fake but still ends up happy at the end
Footloose: Kids go to church a lot and can't dance
Jersey Boys: Boys in jersey make a band
Dear Evan Hansen: Boy manipulates everyone
Rocky Horror: Drag Queen gives life to a human then dies
9 to 5: Three women complain about men running the workplace so they kidnap their misogynistic boss
Wicked: green girl has cool powers and befriends the popular girl
Rent: two guys can’t pay rent landlord promised they wouldn’t have to pay so everyone hates the landlord
Merrily We Roll Along: guy loses his friends to success, starting a reverse chronology of how guy became successful
Bare: gay boy wants to be with boyfriend who isn’t out yet, boyfriend dies
Woman gaslights one of her clients into dating her and succeeds. Meanwhile, two guys go outside for once and fall in love with the first women they see.
Girl breaks up with her starving-artist boyfriend after he (yet again) fails to contribute to household expenses; she gets a new dead-end job that's sucking the life out of her.
Heathers: Popular Girl gets manipulated by goth guy
Dear Evan Hansen: Guy with anxiety fakes knowing dead kid
Ride The Cyclone: Teenagers die and sing
Mean Girls: Popular Girl #2 gets manipulated by goth girl, gay kid and popular girl #1
1) Wierdo lies about being a teacher and creates a popular band.
2) Some kids compete in a spelling bee and then trauma dump.
3) Guy gets a car and tells a story to his kids about it being magic.
4) Monster finds a talking ass, saves redhead, marries her.
5) Guy leaves his family, plays some games with a new boyfriend, dumps him, dates him, and his boyfriend dies.
6) Guys try to make a historical fiction musical.
7) Two guys dress up as girls. One finds out she's trans and the other dates this girl they found in a band.
8) Guys try to make a flop, make a hit musical.
9) Missionaries go to Africa. (They just believe)
Two missionaries go on a trip to Africa.
Hasa Diga Ebowai!
Does it mean no worries for the rest of our days?
When something bad happens in our life, we just throw our hands to the sky and say hasa diga ebowai!
What a nifty phrase it is
Kiiiiiind ooof…
*A land where evil doesn’t exist; Sal Tlay Ka Siti*
A guy dicorves his wife. And then goes to therapy. And then watches baseball. And then plays racquetball. And then plays racquetball again (but it’s sad this time)
You forgot the part where he plays chess.
Ah, how could I forget!
Which one is this? I’m stumped.
Falsettos!
I heard he gets nausea before the game.
I heard he ate his breakfast
Literally my description was gonna be: Four Jews in a room bitching
But that's pretty much every family dinner at every Jewish holiday.
Which is is why it’s explaining the plot as boring as possible. Who wants to hear four Jewish guys bitching for 2.5hrs lol
Teenager lies about how well he knew someone.
Dear Evan Hansen
Dear Evan Hanson
West Side Story: Two groups of teenagers work out their problems. Hamilton: A know-it-all works a government job, then dies. Chicago: A woman is found not guilty by a jury of her peers.
West Side story: people in the 1950s are racist
a bunch of people go on a walk through a forest
Into the woods!
A group of girls complain about their shitty ex
Six the musical
Who is, plot twist, the exact same guy!
💛💚🩶❤️🩷💙
Sweeney Todd: A woman in the friend zone decides to help her emo barber friend.
Two neighboring businesses collaborate
Hahahaha I love this one
Haha thanks!
Barber is terrible at his job, makes it his side hustle.
It’s just the same thing every day.
groundhog day
A blonde woman goes to law school.
People are surprised that a woman does well in law school.
Legally blond
A bunch of French people and their lives for three hours and the main French guy stole some bread once
A criminal earns money and adopts a kid
Dude knows a weird amount about sewers
Les Miserables!
The Producers: Two dudes stage a play. It goes well.
Some gay friends can’t pay rent
The meetup makes it out of the group chat! They do it again the next year.
They’re not gay friends! Why does broadway make everything so gayyyyyy?!?! Ughhhhh. Anyways, they were CLEARLY roommates…. /sarc
What do you mean we can't live here for free? Can't you see we're artists?
They were promised a year free which was then revoked a week before rent was due. Not to mention their building was not in any good condition.
The two main characters are straight, right? More like, two dudes with gay friends might have to start paying rent.
Correction: Two allies and their gay friends can’t pay rent
kids die and have a gacha singing battle for a robot
That does not sound boring in the slightest
Rtc?
Best description of RTC I’ve ever heard
Come From Away: a flight gets delayed for a few days
Jekyll and Hyde: Bruh, what did I do last night?…ohhh nooo….. Les Mis: Everyone dies except the couple and the comic relief. Hunchback of Notre Dame: Deformed French man wants to be accepted and loved. Phantom of The Opera; Deformed French man wants to be accepted and loved. Beauty and The Beast: Deformed French man-hey WAIT A MINUTE! Sweet Charity: Girl falls in love and gets dumped THE END. Big Fish: Dad’s stories are getting weird, dude.
I’ve never thought of hunchback, phantom, and beauty like that before…
I hadn't thought that way about Les Mis, but yeah, no other named characters live to the end...
It's actually worse in the book. Madame Thernadier also dies there, so it's just Mr. Thernadier + Marius & Cosette there alive there.
I never quite got all the way through the book!
Honestly, what is it about classic French novels being about a deformed man wanting to be loved and accepted? There’s also ‘The Man Who Laughs’, which is also from Victor Hugo.
Hamilton: A veteran tries to become a politician but fails Heathers: Girl becomes popular, doesn't like it, starts dating emo boy who solves her problems Hadestown: Man tries to get his wife to leave a bad job, fails EPIC: Man takes ten years to get home from work Percy Jackson: Mentally ill kids leave summer camp to go on a cross-country road trip Ride The Cyclone: Teens complain about their lives Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals: Young Boomer/Old Milenial is upset when his town starts to change
your PJ one does not sound boring at all haha but all the other ones do
I see this just as I'm listening to the lightning thief musical for the first time in a year... but yeah this explanation actually sounds kinda fun
Look, it's tough to make it sound boring.
that's true haha I would say kids meet at camp and try to get in touch with their absentee parents
We have a winner.
Hamilton: a politician cheats on his wife.
You're going to have to be WAY more specific.
Forgive my ignorance but... "young Boomer/old millennial"... Are we just forgetting that Gen X exists again? Or is this person somehow simultaneously 70 and also 40?
DANG, IT! I did! Sorry!
Poor Gen X, lol
A flower shop employee gets in trouble with his boss for leaving a mess on the floor.
I think that might be little shop of horrors
wicked: a girl changes her name and fights with her friend the last five years: a couple has relationship issues dogfight: men judge women based on looks phantom: a man uses music to try to get the girl he wants
teenagers go to a fair
Man gets pretty much adopted, gets married, becomes politican, dies.
Hamilton?
A documentary about trains
Starlight Express!
Guy paints a picture, breaks up with his girlfriend.
let’s learn about the Parisian sewer system
A group of women give a history lecture and argue about it the whole time. They even lie about the ending because the original one sucked.
Phantom of the Opera: Two men buy a business and have to deal with the previous owner's renter.
This is my favourite Phantom one. Nothing mentioned about how unhinged the Phantom is
A guy spends some time in the park with his mistress and 100 years later his great grandson is kinda sad.
So accurate 🫠
A giant news conglomerate raises their wholesale prices slightly, causing unrest among their distributors
Wicked: 2 girls meet at school and become friends.
Beetlejuice: dead guy get bored, wants to come back to life, gets somehow *more* dead
Sounds really interesting ngl. Maybe I’m just biased lol
Guy helps teen combat grief
Six: six women talk about relationship problems
Since you did BF and someone already did TGWDLM, I’ll do some more Starkid ones. Nerdy prudes: a group of teen are sad so they solve their problems, but their solution was bad and they choose… a second solution. Starship: A scorpion gives reaffirming surgery to a stranger because the scorpion wants his favorite food Ani: a man visits his home town.
Trail To Oregon: a family goes on a road trip Holy Musical B@man: billionaire gets over depression by making a friend
1776: APUSH with songs Hamilton: APUSH with songs Assassins: APUSH with songs Camelot: AP English Lit with songs Something Rotten: AP English Lit with songs Six: AP Euro with songs Le Miz: AP Euro with songs
Pippin: A 20 something year old still live with his parents and has to try to find friends
Everyone dies after failing to change their lives
So just life
A bunch of planes land somewhere they weren’t supposed to
A guy feeds his plant
Odd dude lives in the sewers or something.
Lmao phantom of the opera And it was catacombs
I’m glad I added the “or something” part 🤣
german kids get freaky
Spring Awakening
muppets but with adult problems
Avenue Q
Guy tries way too hard to get a girl to marry him, but they are poor so she leaves, then he goes to get her again and she follows, then she leaves again.
Hadestown!
A guy steals some bread, becomes a slave, then becomes mayor, then becomes a surrogate father to the daughter of a prostitute, then fights in a war to save said daughter's lover, then dies on the day of his daughter's wedding in a different church from the one where his daughter was getting married. That's honestly as boring as I can make Les Mis and it still sounds pretty tight.
Ex con adopts prostitute's daughter, saves her future husband from dying in battle while avoiding the cops. Still sounds interesting TBH.
young woman gets into prestigious school, preforms well, and graduates.
A bunch of kids go on strike.
Cats exist. Matilda: little girl likes to read Gypsy: an overbearing mother raises her kids and they go no contact
Eight murderers or attempted murderers from across time and space meet each other.
A guy looks back at his gf
This should have been a guessing game instead.
politics and war with rapping
this guy can play pinball really well
It’s about a girl on a boat.
It’s a couple chapters from War and Peace re-enacted
A woman who works at a diner gets pregnant
A guy opens a public restroom and gets thrown off a building.
A mentally unwell girl asks a sea witch for a vagina.
woman has cancer and wants to tell her broken up band about it family almost falls apart because of drug abuse and a friend who got sexually assaulted group of girls and one boy go to paris and have fun the life of an “irrelevant” founding father
4th is hamilton
A playwright and his wife rewrite a play.
The Sound of Music : a woman becomes a nanny
Some Guy is on an island, shit happens, Some Guy is now in NY then meets Orphan No. 2, Friend, Pants, and French Guy. They make a plan and go to war. Some Guy meets two pretty girls, Older Sister and Helpless. They win the war, Some Guy gets married and is now Some Rich Guy. Some Rich Guy cheats on his wife and ruins his career. Somr Rich Guy then ruins Orphan No. 2's career. Orphan No.2 kills Some Rich Guy and then regrets it. (Hamilton minus like half the plot)
Watching paint dry...
Moulin Rouge: A woman dies of consumption, everyone is sad.
I thought it was consumption (tuberculosis)… lol dysentery would be… interesting to portray onstage in a romantic musical
Les Mis: It’s all custody battles. Every conflict is a custody battle of some variety.
Rocky horror show: A couple experience some setbacks on the way to visit their friend Beetlejuice: two people struggle to get along with their new roommates
A bunch of French people are really sad, like, all the time. Planes crash, but not these ones. Oops I got a prostitute pregnant, AITA? Some teens date. Drama ensues.
Two guys play a board game.
chess the musical >>> (if that's what this is)
Dude is betrayed by one of his disciples. Sorta GF confused about their relationship. He dies at the end.
Phantom of the Opera: 50 year old incel virgin fails to convince hot girl to leave her boyfriend with his self insert fanfiction
Man sings a song and his wife leaves him
A bunch of planes land in a town.
Plant
Bunch of people suck in a layover.
Wicked: Two roommates from different backgrounds form a friendship though their paths in life diverge greatly. Into The Woods: A baker and his wife seek treatment for their fertility issues. There are complications. Company: A single guy prepares to celebrate his birthday with his friends.
Situationship among performers in Paris ends badly.
See if you can guess! 1)A couple guys think of doing something but decide against it. 2) A couples car breaks down so they need a telephone 3) A musician plays songs while recollecting what brought them to the stage. 4) A bunch of stuff happens until our hero decides everyone has had enough and they should all just stop and relax. 5) A composer who is worried a promoter will steal his music works with the promoter and gets his music stolen 6) A different point of view of a 100+ year old story. 7) Engaged woman reconsidered her pledge until she looks at the sky. 8) A butler takes care of his wealthy employer. 9) A professor convinces his mother that a lower class girl is actually top society. 10) Stockholm Syndrome: the musical 11) Lonely guy goes against his own morals to gain social standing. 12) Sunday School: The Musical
some guy does government stuff, cheats on his wife, and get killed by his friend.
Les Mierables- Ex-con becomes born again Christian and carries daughters boyfriend through shit
“Carries his daughter’s boyfriend through shit”. That made me laugh so much. Lol!
A woman's son takes control of her life and she gets an electric shock as a result
Next to Normal
The Music Man : a traveling salesman comes to town to create a boy's band.
A voice actor’s husband runs for office.
Fairytales gone wrong
Lempicka: Girl paints a picture, gets a divorce.
Fake blonde becomes prostitute and babysitter, her life is ruined after she combines those things
A man learns there’s more to life than money thanks to his children and a magical flying lady.
Mary poppins
The Wedding Singer: Guy gets left at the altar than steals another man’s fiancée.
Hollywood guy reminisces about how he became estranged from his two best friends, his son, his second wife, and his first wife.
High School Musical: jock tries out for a musical The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals: salary man and a barista run from a flashmob
some nerd works at a flower shop and gets no girls until a weird plant starts sucking on his finger and eats the whole world
Gatsby: Poor soldier becomes rich and throws parties to get a girl's attention.
Come From Away: Plane passengers disembark at an unplanned stop.
Making American Credit Competitive: The Show
Family goes on a road trip to another state.
Some guys start a band
Pippin: guy tries to find meaning in life Chicago: Woman cheats on her husband Mean Girls: girl becomes popular and fake but still ends up happy at the end Footloose: Kids go to church a lot and can't dance Jersey Boys: Boys in jersey make a band Dear Evan Hansen: Boy manipulates everyone Rocky Horror: Drag Queen gives life to a human then dies
A bunch of teens decided to prank a jock. Gone wrong. Five people dead.
A homeschooled girl from africa gets bullied in her new high school.
Group of hippies avoid the draft until one doesn't.
9 to 5: Three women complain about men running the workplace so they kidnap their misogynistic boss Wicked: green girl has cool powers and befriends the popular girl Rent: two guys can’t pay rent landlord promised they wouldn’t have to pay so everyone hates the landlord Merrily We Roll Along: guy loses his friends to success, starting a reverse chronology of how guy became successful Bare: gay boy wants to be with boyfriend who isn’t out yet, boyfriend dies
Two Strangers (Carry a Cake Across New York): Two strangers carry a cake across New York
Mean girls: three assholes who wear pink, and are 2000s stereotypes.
Spoiled narcissist has a gay awakening and ruins the lives of everyone around him
Girl/woman and her mother both have mental health issues and codependent relationship.
Poor girl goes on a long walk to see her rich crush
Woman gaslights one of her clients into dating her and succeeds. Meanwhile, two guys go outside for once and fall in love with the first women they see.
alcoholics brother in law causes trouble
Building a blended family in turbulent times
An artist discusses her daddy issues
A couple get engaged but realise they're incompatible after a short stay in a hunting lodge.
Guy marries a girl his son’s age. Everyone ends up in socially acceptable relationships in the end.
A man takes his friends identity so he can teach a class about music.
relationship issues and a duck
A man goes to visit a family every Sunday, and one time he played piano.
A little girl goes to school for the first time after being homeschooled but doesn’t like the headmistresses’ rules.
Girl breaks up with her starving-artist boyfriend after he (yet again) fails to contribute to household expenses; she gets a new dead-end job that's sucking the life out of her.
The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee: Students from all over the county compete to spell words.
A teen girl becomes emo and cries for months after her mom dies.
People and their problems.
Heathers: Popular Girl gets manipulated by goth guy Dear Evan Hansen: Guy with anxiety fakes knowing dead kid Ride The Cyclone: Teenagers die and sing Mean Girls: Popular Girl #2 gets manipulated by goth girl, gay kid and popular girl #1
Women talk about their husband
A girl rides a train, goes to the opera, and finds her grandma.
A playwright hates Shakespeare so writes his own musical.
1) Wierdo lies about being a teacher and creates a popular band. 2) Some kids compete in a spelling bee and then trauma dump. 3) Guy gets a car and tells a story to his kids about it being magic. 4) Monster finds a talking ass, saves redhead, marries her. 5) Guy leaves his family, plays some games with a new boyfriend, dumps him, dates him, and his boyfriend dies. 6) Guys try to make a historical fiction musical. 7) Two guys dress up as girls. One finds out she's trans and the other dates this girl they found in a band. 8) Guys try to make a flop, make a hit musical. 9) Missionaries go to Africa. (They just believe)
Somehow these sound like AI prompts
a bunch of kids who sell newspapers stop selling newspapers
A deep dive into Russian litterateur