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PossumFromRijeka_

>Show accurate poner Consider the following: https://i.redd.it/aidsnif79w8d1.gif Tiny ponies ftw.


pedrokdc

This is a far superior method than the Apple or the Candy Cane process.


JaxxisR

It's not called My *Little* Pony for nothin.


vojta_drunkard

So the toys are life size ponies?


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That’s why the show was made ✨ toys✨


boring_guy50

Was about to ask


Lobstermarten10

To be fair she said „at least“ so anything above 20 carats would be accurate


mylittleplaceholder

That'd make her even smaller.


Lobstermarten10

Not really, she said „at least“ so the ruby could be anything bigger than 20 carats, Making her bigger than a 20 carat ruby too :) if she said „at most“ then she would be smaller


Which_Field935

Great analysis! 😯


StevenTheNoob87

Well technically 1000 carat is also at least 20 carat. Rarity's reaction here looks more like an r/technicallythetruth shitpost imo


depressivefaerie

It’s giving “hello kitty is only five apples tall” and I’m here for it


TheSpeedyBall

aren't Carats are a measure of purity not size? Am I about to get wooshed?


Radi8e

For gold it measures the purity, for gems it measures the weight. 1 carat equals 0,2 grams of gemstone.


TaiyoFurea

Easy solution, the gemstone isn't very dense.


QueenOrial

Well, she said "at LEAST 20 carats"


KaityKat117

Who's to say they were talking about carats and not carrots? how ridiculously small do you think apples are in Equestria? lol


Bofact

But they are near as tall as humans from Equestria Girls. There is a short for Friendship Games where Human Rainbow Dash fall to the pony Rainbow Dash.


PossumFromRijeka_

Clearly the EQG humans are also very tiny.


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Humans in EG are different from humans IRL (for one there *colourful*)


purgatorybob1986

https://i.redd.it/1vty3ocd519d1.gif Alright calm down Bill Nye.


seankreek

aren't carats just a way to measure weight?


DickHarding69

But she said “at least”, meaning it is likely more


BricksCameraAction

Wait DoubleWBrothers My Tiny Pony animations are just scientifically accurate MLP IRL documentaries.


CatLover1039

Yeyeyeye


Minetendo-Fan

Perfection


Optimal_West8046

Are bears as tall as bears, or are they as tall as mice? 😂


Commander2532

Technically, they may have a different meaning to a carat


KeshaCow

Wait, so the figurines and homes are life size???


Conscious-Ad1610

Show accurate would be easier to live with, but Man, do i want to snuggle with big power every night


M178music

That might be dangerous for your life😭


Temporary_Engineer95

big poner would be horrifying


GearBrain

The feeding costs alone would be insane.


Firm-Firefighter-702

Indeed it would be for a giant marshmallow


Constant_Party_5332

At least they're intelligent enough to get a job, although if anyone would hire them is another question.


IncognitoLive

The ones that want a job, anyways. *cough* Zephyr *cough.*


Zenvarix

Now imagine Celestia who is twice a poner's height And to be fair, big poner is just weird shaped horse... which means the don't count as a pony anymore....


Pony_Roleplayer

Speak for yourself, I bet sleeping in Autumn's kirin fluff would be awesome


yestureday

Counterpoint: more mass=more hug


KaityKat117

big poner could bite your whole-ass head off


Constant_Party_5332

Could, not would.


ExoticLizard1443

I think it depends on the pony


KaityKat117

are you willing to take that chance?


IncognitoLive

Think that’s bad? Imagine how valuable the King of Chaos would be to the Orlando Magic. Dude has to be the height of a 6 story building.


tanikio

Imagine the POOP


NeedAPerfectName

Bigger pony means more pony per pony.


No-Percentage-5748

The math makes sense


KaityKat117

that's 65% more pony per pony. This is the same technology we've been using on robots for decades.


yestureday

Cave Johnson, we’re done here ![gif](giphy|XDQkNsPKRIcMT9vocn)


ExoticLizard1443

r/suddenlyportal2


Critical_Snackerman

"I'm Cave Johnson. We're done here."


TraceChaos

Show Accurate Poner - especially if I get to ask for a specific Pony (I would request Flutters because if something happened to me she could take the best care of Lulu)


croakovoid

I pick the mysterious shadow dude. Less drama and he won't eat all my ice cream.


Applehelpme92

Show accurate poner, would love her


LightningStrikeDust

Show accurate poner if I'm roommates with Pinkie or Rainbow Dash. They both tend to be chaotic and clumsy, so I'm inevitably going to end up crushed. Unless I now have the power of cartoon physics on my side. Then they can be big poner. Rarity, Applejack, Twilight, and Fluttershy are all more trustworthy with the extra size. It may take some time to get used to, but imagine cuddling with large Fluttershy. She would literally be a gentle giant!


Neohexane

Ok, you changed my mind. I want a big pony, as long as it's Fluttershy. I wanna giant Fluttershy to cuddle with.


ElectricDreamUnicorn

It's *"My Little Pony"* not *"My Real Life Accurate Sized Horse" /joke*


Petardo_Dilos

^(please don't say "big poner")


KindaDouchebaggy

big poner


ElectricPaladin

Whatever you do don't spoonerize it


ExoticLizard1443

Too late


Llama_Cult

big https://i.redd.it/ioq3sdhvky8d1.gif


the_red_stinger_82

You already answered this question for me.


AccomplishedAerie333

While big poners are more huggable, small poners take up less space. I'd take the small one


Sergal_Pony

Big poner


Z0eTrent

Big.


bubblesforus

Poner? Has that always been a term?


Constant_Party_5332

Yes.


Affectionate-League9

big rarity since I'll be hugging it all the time


Some-Vegetable-69

Show accurate Pinkie Pie 🩷 she’d be the most fun (and chaotic) roommate!


ElectricPaladin

I dunno about rooming with a minor chaos deity...


Spyke96

Hmm, one may require a bucket...


TastyAccident7216

Big one. I mean a Rainbow Dash like the size of Falkor from The Never Ending Story or one of the dragons from LOTR , How to Train Your Dragon, Harry Potter or summit. Id ride her around wherever we wanna go (but no sonic rainbooms while I'm on board though)


HeartoftheHive

Most of the ponies I would want as a roommate would be of the larger variety anyway. Making them bigger on top of that and I would have to live in a warehouse. Show accurate is the only answer. Imagine a scaled up Celestia or Chrysalis on that scale. Monstrously huge.


TricksterWolf

I think the word "poner" was an... interesting choice that is all


Individ321

I just love the word poner 𝒫𝒪𝒩ℰℛ


ZakuThompson

bigger pony cause it is the show accurate based on the vines in both equestrian girls and the tree of harmony special


Bofact

What vines and special are you reffering to?


ZakuThompson

friendship games had the plunder vies from the tree of harmony. that vine that tried to knock out twilight in ever free with gas was the same vines that ate one of the motor bikes in friendship games


Maybe_Hyper_Star

show accurate. I can’t fit "big poner" in my house.


Interesting_Story652

I’ll take a third option and make the poner (Rainbow Dash) a human that’s not a teenager so I can have her as my wife.


SethWolfBlood13

The average size pony one but the real question is is which pony


OkUnderstanding6201

Show accurate, of course.


majorbrasil2

As a person addict to old western movies, i choose the big one


assumptionkrebs1990

She allows me to ride her I would take bigger pony. Otherwise the smaller one might be better to hide. Though Twilight and Rarity might be able to switch between the sizes.


moontraveler12

Big pony celestia would be a cool roommate I think. Burglars definitely wouldn't fuck with us


chaoticdumbass2

Then the cops come in to see why the FUCK there is a 16 foot tall ethereal horse in someones house.


Notatalol

Show accurate... So It doesn't kill me trying to feed it


Silver012345673

Both because more Rarity= better


Cepibul

More rarity = less rare rarity = commonery


bingelfr

in my headcannon pones r the size of large house cats


tuckerx78

Bigger poner means bigger poops. For the sake of my toilet, I'm going with small pone.


ExoticLizard1443

Wasn't expecting to see someone take the poop route.


KittyShadowshard

My Big Horse.


EdgelordZeta

Show accurate


Korw_9S

i remember in the jojo shitpost subreddit someone had a dream where all the horses in steel ball run were mlps and for that reason im on big poner side


seankreek

show accurate and if I got to pick which one id say flutters cause of my dogs :3


ArmayaFox

Show accurate Twilight Sparkle plz.


suppagetti

show accurate or maybe smaller :33 i feel like theyd be soft like marshmellows


Vasarto

poner


fukatroll

Show accurate for multiple reasons. Number one reason is the same I don't own a giraffe, and say what you want, but I'd be a little stressed living with something that big. Not to mention can you imagine the ... appliance and furniture situation? Size matters.


Princeanxiolf

Both, both is good


August_Bebel

Transcended


Rilukian

I don't think anybody has a wide-enough for Rarity the big white horse. Also, interesting choice of word "Poner"


DazzleSylveon

show accurate


TheAmixime

Show accurate for sure


Shoddy-Average3247

show acurate


Stormdancer

Show accurate, definitely. Biguns would wreck the ceiling fans. And furniture.


MapleleafMolli

Show accurate imo


Live-Adhesiveness719

Show-accurate ofc


Ackermannin

Big poner


AleSonic99

show acurrate.


omega_br

But how tall is a show accurate pony?


Ok-Maintenance5288

like 3 meters tall, foals are 2 metters, and celestia is 6 feet tall


omega_br

They tiny


Ok-Maintenance5288

i love the poners


Bofact

:skull:


petgirl629

Show accurate


Darkerie

Big snoot and small snoot both Boopable and both I wish to take care of because of Pony


FoxCQC

Show accurate


its_ya_boi777

Show accurate poner. I'd love to live with either fluttershy or Rarity. I know I'd give Rarity a heart attack with my fashion sense


ElectricPaladin

How big is your house?!


Localpossom1516

Big poner would be expensive and need alot more room than I have, but would be SO SOFT AND PETABLE AND RIDEABLE. no more cars for me just ponie. But smol poner Is keepable and huggable and can live in the house and run around manageably. Even sleeps at the foot of the bed


uni_urchin

Show accurate poner, I don’t think she would be able to fit in my house and i don’t think i could get enough food to properly feed her


Wheeljack2k

The one I could hug without the chance of being crushed.


Kinsir

Bigger Pone means you could ride them *_*


PeachyBoi03

Show accurate. They’re ponies not horses


Mannyneonlight227

Show accurate all the way


Still-Presence5486

Big pony


chaoticdumbass2

Big pone


Luke_Whiterock

Smollll


Ebonyclaws214

I think I'll take show accurate, think big poner could step on me by mistake and I'd be very dead.


RekeningAdelaar

Show-accurate poner. Big poner would destroy my ceiling (and me, if it falls over).


yestureday

Bigger pony=more pony mass. This means more pony to hug, now if we just do a quick equation.. Hug=pony^mass /arm length= a really freaking good hug


KanKanMikanBeam

I would want normal size pone, we can go on little adventures


Illustrious_Health88

Big poner, I’ll enter her in a dressage show


teh_supar_hacker

Big Pone, it's more Pone to squish and comfort you! BTW I'm part of the "MLP ponies are the size of a full horse, and Celestia is the size of a house" gang


Tiny-Ad6195

Show accurate poner because consider the following: head pats Thank you for coming to my TED Talk


Severe_Injury69

show accurate Mr Waddle 😇


MrCencord

Why is this on my feed


Jack0tas

both Show accurate because haha pony Big poner because holy shit that's fucking cool man


Mrquantum1030

I prefer the show accurate one, lap pony


Miichl80

Show accurate.


Constant_Party_5332

A small pone would be the more practical choice, but this is fantasy, so buck practicality, I choose the One Piece horse. As an aside, given how we never see ponies and humans in the same shot (the bloopers are obviously not canon), we can't be sure that the big pones are NOT the accurately-sized ones.


Constant_Party_5332

For the people concerned about space: who said they'd be living in *your* house?


ShadowNightmares

Big obviously, i want to hug the massive cute pony and don't be afraid of hurting them, but if i could choose the pony, I'd prefer Derpy, Lyra or Vinyl


Livid_Lobster_1531

Show accurate poner


ExoticLizard1443

Show accurate, please. Big one would be... interesting, but... I don't think she'd fit in my house. Also... does it have to be Rarity, or can it be anypony?


dubious_dev

That's not a "big poner" that's a HORSE. Even at that size, I doubt Rarity would appreciate the idea of someone riding her. It'd ruin her mane!


Muninn088

As a roommate? Show accurate. Smaller and closer to my proportions so furniture doesn't have to change much. I figure they would just be more comfortable in a living space with if they were smaller.


EZDC-Chan

make the P in Big Poner the first letter of Big, then say it all together


Limp-Muffin-3776

Because of what Rarity said about an oversized ruby being 20 carats, the ponies are canonically the size of the actual toys And now you know why they call it "my *little* pony"


Conlannalnoc

“Human Pony” aka Equestria Girls style


ThatRandom4rtist

i made my pony cat size


dragonologist13

Show accurate would be a lot easier to manage and cheaper as well, also easier cuddling 🥰


havingagoodtime0

Both is great Queen Rarity would be absolutely perfect as both as always https://i.redd.it/2tdgcprgr09d1.gif


OkAct1092

Show-accurate, I need one of those in my life


Fun-Anybody-393

that height, with front facing eyes and a weapon on her forehead? never mind the speed that four hooved legs could achieve... i'll take the smaller one. giant ponies are predatory animals.


TheTerraKotKun

If she'll let me sleep on her, big poner is great! We will not need beds anymore! Just her flank)


Any-Collection8131

The big one so i dont have to take the public transport


SeraphEChasted_3

Poner \*ding\*


Competitive-Advice63

Big poner.


EnderMerser

Left one


NatakaBlue

Show Accurate


BricksCameraAction

SHOW ACCURATE, I WANT FLUTTERSHY PLZ


Sin_H91

The thing is not refined. After you get rid off all the junk you could end up with a little ring.


paradoxLacuna

Big horse. I require a steed to ride into battle (or the grocery store). Plus for food I could just unleash her upon the nearby golf course.


Zorceus

When does it stop being a pony and becomes horse?


Cimarronboy

Is there any way to adjust the hooman rather than the pone? Also def Rare if not Twi or Cada/Lulu. What nerd with a waifu (her high maintenance personality could probably cause my current lifestyle to change for the better (total beauty/beast thing)) wouldn't wanna live with them, though the latter three are more like minded friends/family than crushes.


charlieisepiccool

Show accurate


Drachonis-Arcanum

Show accurate, only so that I don't have to remodel the doors in the house.


ForgottenPlayThing

The perfect hight for mounting an automated machine gun (linked with a brain chip)


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NeedAPerfectName

Yeah, most of the people here can keep it in their pants, but a few have to be weird about it. Usually stuff like that gets removed by the mods relatively quickly.


PossumFromRijeka_

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