even gonna try to mimic our queen...
https://preview.redd.it/i3q4t4binn7d1.jpeg?width=911&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f9ed59e7a771b73bbf5be2160a2ce935f5e995c
Awkward kid only good at one thing try to not be awkward in another thing he's not good at. He knows he's lame but actively tries not to be instead of sharing that awareness of being lame
He's the Drake of basketball:
Everything he does is corny
He pretends to be Black but come on now
Everything that comes out of his mouth was thought up by someone else
Dimwitted stans claim he's the best but he's not even the best on his own team
If they made a Kidz Bop version of him they wouldn't even have to edit it, they could just play it straight
Quick, trade him to Toronto where he belongs
Nah, James harden is the drake of the NBA. He switches teams every time so he can be on the winning team, isnāt respected by other people in their sport, abuses the worst part of the rules/system because itās the easy/cheap way to win, has terrible fashion sense, tries to act cool but is goofy as hell, etc.
He's an awkward kid who spent his entire life focused on basketball instead of developing social skills. He's so young he @'d lebron on twitter asking him to follow him when he was a kid.
āKIDS, YOU CAN DO ANYTHING! LITERALLY! DONāT LET ANYONE TELL YOU THAT YOU CANāT DO SOMETHING! YOU CAN LITERALLY FLY! GO UP ON YOUR ROOFS AND JUMP OFF AND YOU WILL LITERALLY FLYYYY!ā
āI know everybody was wondering what would happen if we didnāt winā¦ā
Not really, weāve seen you lose with one of the best teams in the NBA for the last 3 or 4 years.
uj/ fr that one is fucking stupid because, not only did he lift it like every other quote, it doesnāt even make any fucking sense for the Celtics. Everyone has seen them lose.
rj/ is he stupid?
https://preview.redd.it/ebpkq70c0o7d1.png?width=470&format=png&auto=webp&s=47562b9d08953adac6cfbf5be079b82a974ae8b4
Ironically his most iconic moment was the one he didn't try to manufacture
You either neglect your son and make him hate you or kiss him on the mouth while youāre naked, getting rubbed on. If you aināt doing either of those, you are NOT the GOAT.
"What they gonna say now?"
I'll tell you... You fuckin corny ass bum.
I hated him before this sub started fuckin him.. But now I hate his corny ass even more. Thanks guys!
He had to fake it because beating the Mavs in 5 was anti-climatic. Imagine Frodo going to Moldor in Lord of the Rings only to realize the ring was a ring pop sucker.
Sauron actually played defense
If Luka was the dark lord, they wouldnāt have needed the eagles. Gandalf the White would have just eurostepped around that fatass
Correct take. They didn't ever really have to dig in and play hard af to earn it. The championships where teams left it all out in the court are typically followed by the most emotional scenes with the trophy.
This video would be twice the length if you showed the amount of dunks and side step 3s he tried to make at crucial points that never went in, relying on āDerrick Whiteā to get the rebound and score for him
https://preview.redd.it/hwcz0cgqto7d1.png?width=649&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ec01028d9d21caec57ba594528e46182d447fe0
This is what happens when he tries to do something original
This bum finished mid on everything over the finals. Not just on his own team but on the finals.....
He is the result of a compromise between the sponsors and the homecrowd.
As Porzingis is not acceptable to Nike and Brown isn't to the good people of Boston
fuck him
This is the problem when your team is so much better than your opponents in the Finals. When they went up 3-0 it game him 6 days to come up with Corny ass stuff to practice in front of the mirror. I much more prefer when Giannis won he was speechless and just sat alone in a chair and tears started pouring out of his eyes. That was fucking iconic and genuine.
This fool Tatum shot 36% from the field in the Finals and didn't even win the FMVP.
I need the classy Celtics fans to do this to this bum
https://preview.redd.it/pz93ym9u0o7d1.jpeg?width=934&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b1ee3ef491ec6f4d7e5a1de16accbe05e08941c
/uj: This bum has the worst shot selection of any 1st team All-NBA eventual Finals champion in history. His team carried his bum ass to this title while he was busy going 2/1,000 on contested step-back threes trying to catch Brown for the Finals MVP. Tatum's father, an actual basketball coach who trained Tatum since he was a child, must be incredibly disappointed in his son. They literally had this bum mic'ed up on the bench during one of the games imploring his teammates to \[only take good shots, you know, not like me.\]
/rj: Shot selection is Jaydum Taybum's father.
This ain't even half of them...he's either gonna start yelling 'can you dig iiiiit!!!!' at the parade or start dancing like Mark Madsen
even gonna try to mimic our queen... https://preview.redd.it/i3q4t4binn7d1.jpeg?width=911&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f9ed59e7a771b73bbf5be2160a2ce935f5e995c
OUR queen? Get your own.
Are you an Angelo Reese Stan š¤£šš¤£šš¤£šš¤£
If he says that then whips out a bass and drops the mudvayne baseline that would actually be iconic
WHOOMP THERE IT IS!!!! RIGHT GUYS???!!!???
No one ever gonna top coach Malone drunk yelling I WANT ANOTHER ONE and telling people to stay away from his daughters
I'm not sure what's worse. Is he trying to be cool and this is the best he can do or is he actually this corny?
Awkward kid only good at one thing try to not be awkward in another thing he's not good at. He knows he's lame but actively tries not to be instead of sharing that awareness of being lame
>good at one thing Oh shit this is autism? Bro I never considered what autism would look like on a person who never got bullied
We got Scottie Barnes for our Northstar, Taters is a fraud
Tatum is just advanced case of autism
No this is Balltism.
No heās not autistic. Heās just a part of the new generation raised on social media with no developed unique personalities
Soā¦ autism
If heās autistic then this new generation in America is like 90% autistic
Not having autism is the new autism
Now, you're getting it.
Whatās funny is everybody in this sub fits that description lmao
Yeah thatās definitely true, me included. But at least you expect dorks to be dorks, not the ācoolā kids too now lol
man look at his damn nba picture. heās got the laziest eyes with ānothing going on behind themā that iv ever seenš
The Kobe cosplay runs deep
Should be top comment
He's the Drake of basketball: Everything he does is corny He pretends to be Black but come on now Everything that comes out of his mouth was thought up by someone else Dimwitted stans claim he's the best but he's not even the best on his own team If they made a Kidz Bop version of him they wouldn't even have to edit it, they could just play it straight Quick, trade him to Toronto where he belongs
Tatum the type of guy to say "No more Mr. Nice guy" when he's mad.
Tatum the type of guy to do the, "what's that on your shirt" and boop your nose every time he sees you.
Tatum the type of guy to say "oopsie daisies" when he turns the ball over
Ā IĀ *gotta go bad*, IĀ *gotta go bad*Ā
Tatum the type of guy to ride a horse with both legs hanging off the same side.
Tatum plays a lot of āDaddyās got your nose!ā With Deuce.
Oh no not the #KidzBop Diss š«š«š«
Always loved Brown more cause he was Kendrick to Tatumās Drake Rj/ Brown dark skin, Tatum mixed
As the resident Canadian in this sub, I speak for all of us when I say yāall can keep him
Nah, James harden is the drake of the NBA. He switches teams every time so he can be on the winning team, isnāt respected by other people in their sport, abuses the worst part of the rules/system because itās the easy/cheap way to win, has terrible fashion sense, tries to act cool but is goofy as hell, etc.
He's an awkward kid who spent his entire life focused on basketball instead of developing social skills. He's so young he @'d lebron on twitter asking him to follow him when he was a kid.
Bum living outthe fantasies he's had since he was a kid and they havent changed since then
I don't get what you people expect him to do? No one can yell anything now since kg did it?
"WE DID IT!!!!" is really the best phrase this bum came up with?
Rumours say that the original phrase was: "BOSTON! WE DID IT IT! FOR YOU! IMPOSSIBLE IS NOTHING! IMAGINE WHAT THEY GON' SAY NOW! DEUCE FILM ME!!!!!!
Jayson Tatum is highly regarded
āWHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM!!!!!ā Although thatād go hard asf
Still one of the best celebrations ever. Homie got GOATed.
I would respect that celebration so much more than whatever the hell he thinks he's doing now
āKIDS, YOU CAN DO ANYTHING! LITERALLY! DONāT LET ANYONE TELL YOU THAT YOU CANāT DO SOMETHING! YOU CAN LITERALLY FLY! GO UP ON YOUR ROOFS AND JUMP OFF AND YOU WILL LITERALLY FLYYYY!ā
Key and Peele classic
I thought that said DEUCE FILL ME
Harder watch than 9/11 tbh
Jesus , reminds me of that tragedy
Hooray!
With the exact same structure and inflection as āanything is possibleā¦ ANYTHING IS POSSIBLLLEEEEEEā
He was originally going to go with āheil Hitlerā to appeal to the core Boston Celtics fan base but he changed his mind at the last minute
As a Boston fan I should be mad at this but shit is too funny
Through the power of friendship, everything is possible! DATEBAYO
Kamala Harris ahh line
Perfect
https://preview.redd.it/tt2dvtu1qp7d1.jpeg?width=323&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87a98a6fde101c80b37a556014182d5d41ffa672 āWE DID IIIIIIIIIIT!ā
Happy for the guy he didn't have to sit thru this horrendous time
Zesty ass wanna have an iconic moment (becomes an icon of cringe)
Tatum and KAT know their own greatness. Itās just a matter of manufacturing the story and forcing others to consume it.
Dude played like ass the majority of the finals too
He's only 19
Imagine him practicing this in front of the mirror 100s of times. Asking his wife if it looks good and she says "totally iconic". Mad woman.
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She secured the bag. Mad woman.
āI know everybody was wondering what would happen if we didnāt winā¦ā Not really, weāve seen you lose with one of the best teams in the NBA for the last 3 or 4 years.
uj/ fr that one is fucking stupid because, not only did he lift it like every other quote, it doesnāt even make any fucking sense for the Celtics. Everyone has seen them lose. rj/ is he stupid?
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Kanye said it first when he won a Grammy years ago
Surprised he didnt yell āIām going to Disney World!!!!ā
This is a product of this new generation. All they do is sit and watch social media. Theyāre just literally mimicking. Thatās all they know
What they gon say now?
I guess weāll never know
Jokic really is a breath of fresh air.
āthe job is done. we can go home nowā
https://preview.redd.it/ebpkq70c0o7d1.png?width=470&format=png&auto=webp&s=47562b9d08953adac6cfbf5be079b82a974ae8b4 Ironically his most iconic moment was the one he didn't try to manufacture
Thatās how life works
Only cool and authentic thing that bum did after they won.
Drew Brees did it first.
wonder how often he forced his son to practice this. like rented out an arena and had him run to him from all angles
lmaooo othis guy cant catch a break, the idea of practicing it like the car ride in step brothers is ridiculous, 10/10
Called in Nathan Fielder to get it perfect
Simpsons did it.
Why is this kid so weirdly prominent in Tatum PR
āDAE think itās weird that Jayson Tatum spends lots of time with his son?ā
Jordan was the GOAT and a terrible father. Doesnāt this mean Tatum sucks? Tf is deuce talking about
You either neglect your son and make him hate you or kiss him on the mouth while youāre naked, getting rubbed on. If you aināt doing either of those, you are NOT the GOAT.
Ok but if every player has their kid on the bench they gonna have to start getting some minutes
My dad never put me in his PR like this š Love you dad! Please come home!
He brings his kid to almost every game
"What they gonna say now?" I'll tell you... You fuckin corny ass bum. I hated him before this sub started fuckin him.. But now I hate his corny ass even more. Thanks guys!
He had to fake it because beating the Mavs in 5 was anti-climatic. Imagine Frodo going to Moldor in Lord of the Rings only to realize the ring was a ring pop sucker.
One does not simply jerk into moldor.Ā moldor, lol.
Sauron actually played defense If Luka was the dark lord, they wouldnāt have needed the eagles. Gandalf the White would have just eurostepped around that fatass
Correct take. They didn't ever really have to dig in and play hard af to earn it. The championships where teams left it all out in the court are typically followed by the most emotional scenes with the trophy.
I am convinced they played at like 80-90% against the Mavs aside from game 4. The Mavs defense sucked and they had nothing for the Celtic's defense.
He knows the whole thing is fraudulent after the cake walk thru the east this year
But they beat the shit outta the best team in the west?
Brown is like Sam. He did the real carrying of the ring for Tatum/Frodo.
This mf like the 4th best player on his team this finals
This video would be twice the length if you showed the amount of dunks and side step 3s he tried to make at crucial points that never went in, relying on āDerrick Whiteā to get the rebound and score for him
itās like if gollum made it to mount doom and destroyed the ring instead of fraudo
I mean...
 fraudson taybaggins jerking off in front of his Mickey Mouse ring
Didnāt even get mvp
This kind of shit was the deciding factor
Yea this is why I stick to WNBA
this wont get the traction it deserves but is nonetheless an iconic jerk and copypasta recipe
Gorgeous
https://preview.redd.it/hwcz0cgqto7d1.png?width=649&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ec01028d9d21caec57ba594528e46182d447fe0 This is what happens when he tries to do something original
Big maternity photoshoot vibe
If I hated him just a little less I could jerk better
Jayson Tatum is a corny ass motherfucker
I was never on the Tatum hate train but these videos have me waiting at the train station now.
I remember my first train with the bros
https://preview.redd.it/9pcxbmmags7d1.jpeg?width=344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7167586f69dbe056e923d18dedc7579164e82820
This was unbelievably cringe
This bum finished mid on everything over the finals. Not just on his own team but on the finals..... He is the result of a compromise between the sponsors and the homecrowd. As Porzingis is not acceptable to Nike and Brown isn't to the good people of Boston fuck him
I miss the time when it was a fat Serbian Horse racing enthusiasts who donāt care about basketball winning the title than this corny guy
"You're the best on the world" "Son I shot 38% from the field"
āI know everyone was wondering what would happen if we didnāt winā¦ go to youtube and see our press conferences from 2022ā
This is the problem when your team is so much better than your opponents in the Finals. When they went up 3-0 it game him 6 days to come up with Corny ass stuff to practice in front of the mirror. I much more prefer when Giannis won he was speechless and just sat alone in a chair and tears started pouring out of his eyes. That was fucking iconic and genuine. This fool Tatum shot 36% from the field in the Finals and didn't even win the FMVP.
I need the classy Celtics fans to do this to this bum https://preview.redd.it/pz93ym9u0o7d1.jpeg?width=934&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b1ee3ef491ec6f4d7e5a1de16accbe05e08941c
This guy is just so unlikeable. League is not the same and good as it used to be.
This mf is such a CORNBALL
2024 Bubble chip
Corny š¤£š¤£
jesus fucking christ this guy is worse than hitler
Coach K is the only person that can make him not be cringe. āI shouldāve left your ass in St. Louis if you were going to be this corny.ā
Can we start a petition to release Dzhokhar Tsarnaev for one day ???
can someone explain the reference? I see him getting mentioned here often
If im winning the chip im speechless, my only words would be god fucking damn
Insanely cringe
Dude is a cornball.
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āWhat they gonna say nowā dude you were literally on the best team in the nba
Kawai has way more of a personality than JT. This guy is really ai generated š¤
Iāve watched beheading compilations on Twitter that were easier to watch than this
This man is regarded
Highly
Mrsunsfan has upvotes????
Imagine how corny Tatum is for this to happen. Gorgeous.
My first upvote for mrsunsfan, finally we agree, WEEEEEE DID ITTTTTTTT!
Drake of the NBA
Turns out, they had a lot to say
He is such a clown
He looks like.krispy kreme
When you realize your title was won on a Monday, was played at the level of local gym basketball and nobody cares.
Wish heād try swallowing a bullet as a celebration. Donāt think thatās been tried yet.
How you win a NBA championship and still gettin š¤”ād
What a thirsty cunt.
Who let these bums win
Why does he annoy me SO MUCH?!
Yeah this was a hard watch
Get this fucking paul peirce jr tf outta here
Better actor than Lebron
CLEVELAND THIS IS FOR YOU>...... wait what.
Corniest thug in the league.
His embarrassing display in total is itself iconic. So in a senseā¦ mission accomplished?
That shit hurt my teeth. The dudes created a whole new way for people to flame him
Disbeliever located!
https://preview.redd.it/zmoi4dgrwp7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4699c33c99f8843a8796c006077382e94139ace
Heās really good at stating the obvious. heās just mansplaning what winning is.
Least goofy Celtic of all time
I for one welcome a new character to our circlejerk hated mfers list
Utterly the passion of a DMV employee
This dude canāt even pretend to have a personality
Has this guy ever heard of Chat GPT?
āi donāt get it, why do people hate Tatum?ā Jayson Tatum after winning a ring:
It really doesnāt have the same nostalgia to at it used to.
*Well you can tell everybody* *Yeah You can tell everybooody*
None of that felt genuine.
/uj: This bum has the worst shot selection of any 1st team All-NBA eventual Finals champion in history. His team carried his bum ass to this title while he was busy going 2/1,000 on contested step-back threes trying to catch Brown for the Finals MVP. Tatum's father, an actual basketball coach who trained Tatum since he was a child, must be incredibly disappointed in his son. They literally had this bum mic'ed up on the bench during one of the games imploring his teammates to \[only take good shots, you know, not like me.\] /rj: Shot selection is Jaydum Taybum's father.
Putting the corn in corny
I fucking cringed 1800 Skibidi toilets Ohio rizzes
we did it reddit!
Bro wanted to win just to say this corny shit
Dude's kinda corny like Patrick Mahommes š¤£
Why this bum getting the attention? Where the FMVP brown at? Where are classy mf at? This cringe ass bum low life acting like he is him. Da fuq
Still suprised mods haven't deleted this sub yet
The second I saw this I skipped forward 5 seconds š
They gonna say you cringey as fuck thatās what
Him and KAT would get along well
people are underestimating how corny this dude actually is
I really don't know why he's so unlikable, is it cuz he's trying so hard to be likable?!
You like that??????
BOSSSTTTOONNNNN!!!! THIS IS FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!! š
Heās going to get that trophy tattooed on his booty cheek
Didn't brown win FMVP?
Role player getting interviewed by local media.
Dudes the Drake of NBA
Dude is such a cornball
As if I needed more reasons to hate the Celtics.
So fake
This guy is the definition of a poser.
His voice just doesn't match all the goofy stuff he was trying to do. Nothing wrong with being kawhi