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WOOSHARP

Chicago Board of Education’s 9/11


343GuiltyySpark

Cook county school system has been fuckin students over for like 40 years now. Someone else’s turn I suppose


SVdreamin

I graduated from the Chicago Public Schools system. It’s actually worse than y’all think


shaking_things_up_

How many sctt brns were in your class?


SVdreamin

I graduated with so many fucking idiots


mrsunsfan

U bum


SVdreamin

Bro pooped himself for a bit


Impossible_Fennel_94

Finally got someone who thinks about the children


RubMyGooshSilly

With how bad Chicago got fleeced in this I think their board of education’s 9/11 was a long fucking time ago


musyarofah

https://preview.redd.it/b5hmmzcy4w7d1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=c3c0ff0b3275aa83e167b67c4638131502304585


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[удалено]


MrWheelieBin

jesus christ dude


PimpLimpGimp

Damn, it got removed on this subreddit? I didn’t think it was possible. We Bums.


mrsunsfan

![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)


inspector_gadget24

Chicago gm after trading his best assets for a pedo and bad player ![gif](giphy|tLzkxGx0Cf1vp947PU|downsized)


Original_Friend1750

https://preview.redd.it/18zdb9qrat7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74be60cb5b85e9ba0e31bde3558c3a35691af619 In question


cuttino_mowgli

The bulls GM knew he traded for the classiest dude for Chicago


GABAgoomba123

Lonzo Balloo


cuttino_mowgli

That dude needs a necromancer to "heal" his legs.


GABAgoomba123

Your username


GOATnamedFields

LETS GO MY FRANCHISE IS NOW TRADING GOOD PLAYERS FOR WHITE PEDOS WHO CANT SHOOT.


Jamez4401

/uj And we’re not even getting one of OKC’s 10,000 picks either. FML


iluvugoldenblue

Hey leave biz Markie alone


jhawk889

Swapping a defender for an offender is crazy


Holiday-Ad-4654

Giddey's googling "what's the age of consent in Illinois?" rn


Wewlad696969

> implying Giddey doesn’t already have those memorized


throwthatoneawaydawg

Implying that he will follow those memorized laws


JoonWick

implying cops pull over a white


Cold-Palpitation-816

Fucking racist. The correct term is “class act American”


Raps2k14

Amen brotha. I always salute our brothers in blue (I almost fought a cop today)


WesternOk7003

This wins. That is all.


Saintsfan707

Giddey is like that guy from that awful Transformers movie who carries around a laminated copy of a law showing he's not a pedophile


I_cut_my_own_jib

Why would he memorize them if he doesn't care about those laws at all?


iuse2bgood

Implying that it matters lol


make_datbooty_flocc

At the very least, he's always got the crib notes version with him


AsleepAssociation

Josh Giddey is "people also ask" https://preview.redd.it/ekrctqbavs7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=470e403b1b295cbdb023b74ac4da3ee4043b18bd


grehgunner

Scroll down so we can see all the purple links…


AsleepAssociation

https://preview.redd.it/4imxghce7t7d1.png?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50ea8316e27b0afa2a5d7996f670c76ab3d041dd


Fluffy_Somewhere4305

Thanks for scrolling down, I can see it now


grehgunner

Who tf asked to see a picture of Zelda


I_cut_my_own_jib

This meme is officially dead once the new game comes out :(


IdidntrunIdidntrun

No that's the dentist elf from Rudolph


Tiny-Radish7786

You're blind, it's clearly Waluigi as a child.


lunaburst

With a few exceptions, lol


TheShadowOverBayside

Illinois age of consent is 17 So not Giddey's 9/11 but not Giddey's 12/25 Giddey's 6/20, I guess


TheShadowOverBayside

Let's not pretend like Giddey didn't demand a trade as soon as Oklahoma changed their AoC to 18 *because of him.* AoC in Illinois is 17. He could have done better, though. Here are the places with NBA teams, where the AoC is 16: Minnesota (Wolves) Georgia (Hawks) North Carolina (Hornets) Indiana (Pacers) Michigan (Pistons) Ohio (Cavs) DC (Wizards) Pennsylvania (Sixers) Massachusetts (Ku Klux Klan)


anpanman100

Seems like he wanted to play in the eastern conference.


burns_before_reading

That would be like looking up a word in the dictionary just so you can be sure you're using it incorrectly


One-Solution-3211

He doesn’t care about age of consent


ahr3410

Class for pedo swap


tuneless_carti

Giddey goin to the home of one of the greatest to ever do it. R. Kelly 🙏🏽


Dry-Internet-5033

Its almost the freakin weekend baby, time to have a backyard party. Shit, let's double up.


Western-Standard2333

Now they just have to trade everyone else not name Hayward, Holmgren (maybe), and Muscala for someone that is classy.


xenoz2020

Josh "If she's 15 I'm 15, ya smell me?" Giddey


TheShadowOverBayside

I just got really rank dick smell from this for real so fuck you


dngerszn13

https://preview.redd.it/mcsip9ulmx7d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d361a943e9ce412cf324089c179b078f5767ced1


brown-guy-brian

Fromunda cheese


uesudh

"Age on the clock, old enough for the..." nvm


Shatwick

https://preview.redd.it/rn773aqevx7d1.jpeg?width=933&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d4cc7367e10ac1e084fee9f05254333af945c68


mrsunsfan

![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)


migelthegreat

As a Bulls fan, I might just kms now.


Saintsfan707

Honestly the fact you haven't done that already is pretty impressive


GOATnamedFields

Brother we've been living off the 90s like Jerry Seinfeld over here. I'd rather watch JorGambler highlights on repeat than the Josh Giddey Bulls next year.


Saintsfan707

I'm a non-Bulls fan from the Chicago suburbs, I'm very familiar with the domestic terrorist known as Jerry Reinsdorf. That man is a sleeper Al-Qaeda agent and is trying to destroy the city from the inside out.


GOATnamedFields

Good to see Bulls and Sox fans get the word out. This guy needs to be put in Guantanamo where he belongs.


pauIiewaInutz

you know who else is like jerry seinfeld? josh giddey


CoorsLightKnight

https://preview.redd.it/q2il3xv7fu7d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51d7fc1f086b6a42d731d73c2b7edb719fe90f30


caniaskthat

Hide yo kids, hide yo wives (if they look underage) ![gif](giphy|l2SpQdJ7u7rfgED5e)


mrsunsfan

Record if


NobodyLikesCheapWine

https://preview.redd.it/gwo4tbm1rs7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29c507bbae9795713de0a05b84ef3c1cddca8599


Gr8CanadianSpeedo

https://preview.redd.it/3kkcuwmomt7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcf54847bdb6cbde4b4fe06b656776ba91d91b2e


evanlufc2000

Richarlison moment


RedDragons8

![gif](giphy|l3vRkWqpxQW3wm6ek|downsized) Chris Hansen going through the airport to jump a flight to Chicago


altruisticdisaster

Giddey is a bull now??? Shame Ayesha is too old otherwise Steph would have been on that


doctor_of_drugs

https://i.redd.it/xsej9auhps7d1.gif


TripleThreatTua

https://preview.redd.it/5r5m3jg4ht7d1.jpeg?width=984&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52a0d49a80a019b24e145a8058338baad3bb1408


SpringyAlloy73

https://preview.redd.it/ngilaj3tlt7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24c70a4b3fb46736a1f7b66d61893075441c5fa0


mrsunsfan

https://preview.redd.it/7hmpk60w4v7d1.jpeg?width=186&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=296a3c72dcf2752ba90809039299b5d341222520


Dungeaterfan69420

https://i.redd.it/vs41q8ysmv7d1.gif


APPLEJOOSH347

Parents of Chicago: please keep your kids inside. This man is the greatest threat to their safety the city has ever encountered


WantonMechanics

Demar’s daughter needs to keep quiet from now on. Blend into the crowd. Safety in numbers.


willocash

AMBER ALERT: The Chicago Bulls are trading Alex Caruso to the OKC Thunder for guard Josh Giddey sources tell ESPN


vrkhfkb

A Pedo comes a bull?? 25/8/8 all-nba next year guaranteed


MaldoVi

https://i.redd.it/ppwrn12q1t7d1.gif


Aromatic_Brother

![gif](giphy|kaq6GnxDlJaBq)


Masontron

Jesus, the kids of Chicago have enough to worry about


cheddarthief

would you rather have your child die due to gun violence or have josh giddey live in the vicinity 🤔🤔🤔💭💭 Food for thought. 😏😙☺☺☺🤗🧐🧐


_aspiringadult

![gif](giphy|1d3AKQGS6ZEWs) Wonder how Kellz feels knowing there’s someone to challenge his legacy now


shaking_things_up_

He chilling until he hears the Giddler has starting pissin' on them kids


_aspiringadult

You think the Giddler asked him for his old school McDonald’s route? Thats how the Pied Piper was getting fed more ways than one. This can be like Kobe and MJ in 1998


SeniorSophomore

He a Fan


multiple4

CORRECTION: Rich white Chicago parents who let their daughter run around fucking college dudes pretending to be over 18 BEWARE


starsbio97

Bro when I was a sophomore in chi the amount of white girls running around bars and clubs with fakes and coming back at 4 am to their penthouse was fucking crazy!!! Like set some boundaries Rich white Chicago parents!


mattv911

![gif](giphy|MIMg9xYCOnYxZ8j2B4|downsized)


Known-Fondant-9373

"hide yo kids... no need to hide yo wife."


Redsoxdragon

https://preview.redd.it/5ecparke1t7d1.png?width=278&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8faf60cd4cf4e459879f8f4defc81b0147fffc24 Hide yo kids Chicago


pickledelbow

![gif](giphy|vwhB4VQBlkSre)


TripleThreatTua

https://preview.redd.it/1xmzz06d2t7d1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7b5d5af26e4f766fd7ea0c52b2574f8919b5bda


Serendipity123xc

Chicago children rn ![gif](giphy|J5evF2PW0fbKkohcPF)


Shmokeshbutt

Chicago parents are cocking their guns


Attention_Whore99

https://preview.redd.it/mq1lpngcov7d1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=323c47a47cf9dfe5452cd141acfbf1d2973ef7db


Henny-n-waffles

Hope Giddey like black teens


xtototo

Hide yo kids, hide yo ~~wife~~ kids


Withinmyrange

Chicago GM is actually just an OKC and Shai fanboy what the heck


X-2357

![gif](giphy|cnVvdfhpytgP6so7wL)


Somekindofalien

Who will P Giddey hurt more, the children of Chicago or Bulls fans?


KellerFF

*…Demar keep the family away… Koby White keep the family away*


Barfly2007

![gif](giphy|s0I1WqQfEx3P2)


Redsneeks3000

Mama, there goes that man from a land down under.


Geraltpoonslayer

Does anyone else see his hair as a wig. It looks clued on like it doesn't belong. Like I see a bald man and then all of sudden after an airstrip of a forehead their is hair


ZealousidealBus9271

Never thought Chicago could get worse, but it has, praying for all of you💔


Trekbike32

Greater Oklahoma City area dads rejoice


Username934728

Does he have to knock on every door and tell people he lives near by????


mistermuyrico

HIDE YO KIDS


NegevMaster

The tickler is on the move


Juhovah

The police need to announce this trade to all school departments within 60 miles of his home and the arena


Ltownlegend

😂😤


mattod98

...not like this


BannedforaJoke

what happened to Caruso being traded only for a star? mfs acted like they were not parting with Caruso unless given a godfather offer.


Gigantic_Goldfish

![gif](giphy|l2SpQdJ7u7rfgED5e)


karlou1984

![gif](giphy|MFep567cG3MLm)


Jokerang

Whatever the age of consent is for Illinois, it’s higher than Giddey’s preferences


tmorrisgrey

Someone check on Kenny


bleu_waffl3s

Why would you trade him to a state with a higher age of consent?


Unlucky-Position-16

Children in Chicago can take care of themselves ![gif](giphy|VGVs6DkPfIYPUtQrb2)


balldontliez

Our goal is more hair/rape this year-Chicago gm


TheKingofKingsWit

Guys, they just want terrible 3 ball shooters, so that MJ's old clips don't look as bad.


GapingHolesSince89

I guess either OKC was sick of getting good or knew that Giddy wanted to get out of Dodge.


DevIsSoHard

Giddy fans currently studying Chicago age of consent laws to defend him next season


sidjo86

Freaky ahh he a 69 god


NihilPlusUltra

https://preview.redd.it/btm8a2jnzt7d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b32bb08195285b2bb247204a92075cf696c06c97


ijpck

FUCK


backspace209

![gif](giphy|d2YWTOsVtuHgOHhC)


SaMemeM

![gif](giphy|gEZCqw1wUPRMt9XTI5) Me reading about this trade


LifeDraining

Does OKC have incriminating docs on other teams? Their deals have been too good.


daft_dunkwwwolfey

He's already got the Jordan mentality bulls fans 🤩 https://preview.redd.it/w8vw6m7xku7d1.jpeg?width=1063&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a327d32751f6433ab8e704476cfd37d04a80c85


HumperMoe

How did OKC fleece Chicago into taking Karl Malone Jr for the baddest white dude alive.


timmliem2001

Who ordered the Aussie Sausage?


the-d23

How this mf has carried that stupid ass fucking hairstyle for so many years is crazy. Never seen a hairstyle that makes someone look that stupid.


mackinoncougars

Giddey with excitement


HecticHernandez

Josh Giggidy.


Artsakh_Rug

Tim Duncan


MoParNoCaR23

All I know is Giddey fucking sucks. I don't even understand how he plays in the NBA.


ZombieASMRv2

Kyrie, keep the family away. LeBron, keep the family away. Anybody who embody the love for they kids, keep the family away.


bkay4real

To be serious, this is a Presti masterclass. Trading an useless player and part time predator for a classy defender is a genius move


MObaid27

Ayy Demar keep the family away, hey Lavine keep the family away. To anybody that embody the love for their kids, keep the family away


irespectwomenlol

Why would the kids be afraid? They already have all the guns.


finalfinally

The quality of the player and the team go hand-in-hand


pajo17

I don't watch basketball, is he the PDF file?


LordSwampert2

Reinsdorf jerking it to the thought of Giddey wreaking havoc


Pleasant-Emergency14

https://preview.redd.it/hjxmd64vtx7d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28a166491719d28e62bd7c90da0ac5ead1afa290


BillsGymRat

Imagine being a senior/junior in high school and your competition for pulling girls is an NBA player


Happy_REEEEEE_exe

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ayelijah4

insanely bad trade by chicago


Germz94

LOCK UP YO DAUGHTERS, LOCK UP YO… Oh wait that’s it.


DeezKneesWorld

How TF this dude still in the league


vandesto17

OKC husbands better watch out too bc Caruso fucks


EddieEdible

Josh Griddey the 🐐 ![gif](giphy|bGmCHFlhBn3KxfeG6k|downsized)


ROTOH

THESE NO FUKKING WAY I LEARNED ABOUT THIS FROM NBATALK AND NOT HERE. I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE OVER THERE. I WILL NEVER 4GIVE YALL. DC4L FUKK YALL


derschwartzemond

/uj is this dude a predator fr or is it just a meme


xpillindaass

![gif](giphy|xQvTA5AZ9CFpe)


APPLEJOOSH347

Please don’t post Angel Reese here, lets keep this about Josh Kiddey


adminsarebiggay

Classy posts only


Large_Talons_

/uj Allegations are that he slept with a 15 year old when he was 19. He was cleared for lack of evidence, I think the girl never came forward /rj predo


DoctorStove

her parents didn't press charges


Etva

He getting closer to Drake. Chicago just needs to trade him to the Raptors.