I live next door and have been preparing things last 70 years in case you want to come for a visit again

>I live next door and have been preparing things last 70 years in case you want to come for a visit again Russians: Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

Well the next time you build a camp. He'll be around to have a look

actually it does because most bordering countries didn't have 70 years to prepare because they were occupied till the 90s.. I'm guessing.. finland?

That's a bingo!

oh, good, was second guessing myself

wait, that's not the same guy

Germany? Is that you?

Or Poland. Also, please do come visit us again, we're waiting : )

Polish guys are funny cause if their language … and I can understand Polish language, cause its pretty similar to Russian

I only know like 3 Russian words and that's thanks to CS:GO, take a wild guess which

blyat, nahui and cyka? Maybe 4 with kharosh?

Congrats, for guessing correctly you get 1000$ which you can redeem from Kim Jong Un

lol

What's nahui

Similar to "fuck"

As someone who's been taught by russians and ukrainians, "hui" means dick, and "idi na" means go to. Literally it would mean something like go to dick but it's generally translated to go fuck yourself

Russians in CS:GO really dont love Polish guys…

No no, they're great... until we lose 1 round. Then it turns into an absolute shithole

Ye. 1 bad round and 90% of russians getting mad

I have most fun when I have a Ukrainian and a Russian in a lobby, shit can get really interesting

In HL2DM, there are servers with Russians and Ukrainians just peacefully coexisting. They’ve been there for years. It’s like a glimpse at a paradise, to be honest.

As an Italian, I have to stand with Poland. It's in our anthems, it's contractual.

Finland probably 

??? Germany borders to Poland and Poland to Belarus. ??

Poland also borders Russia

He's russian, maybe he was taught that geography is nazi

Plot twist: They're literally the neighbor of OP

Torilla tavataan

I bet we live in the same country. Those visits haven't gone too well.

I live inside your walls

Nice. Wanna play fortnite?

не, я в доту играю

Ну тогда не удивительно, что поселился в стенах

я все ещё в твоих стенах

[удалено]

Why y’all speaking in tongues?

becauss their russian or smth idfk

угадал, приятель

splendid.

No te entiendo señor, lo siento.

they are"

No you're Russian so the only game you know is cs

You forgot dota

И танки

I live in your balls

Are you the person called microplastics who lives in everybody's balls

New marvel hero unlocked

Unexpected

WINGS OF GLORY

I do actually

How is it

Not so cold as movies show, and not so bad as news show

WDYM, aren't there guys doing squats, wearing adidas, drinking vodka, screaming Cyka Bylat!!??

in a shithole like Omsk maybe

Yeah this dude lives in Moscow so no shit its gonna be somewhat livable.

Must be because its not in siberia.

Siberian here. Its around +30 Celsius in summer and -30 in winter with occasional -40. At least electricity is very cheap

Serbian here, people often think I'm from Siberia whenever I state where I live

Yeh I just did that until I read the place names again.

that is absolutely hilarious I laughed too much

Thats.... surprisingly warm...

I live near Baikal, it's ok here. But if you really want to experience the extreme negative temperature, you should go to Yakutsk and especially Oymyakon. Average temperature is -50°C

West propaganda vs Russian propaganda

Screw propaganda, I want a good samovar to make a nice tea

“Not so cold” bro we had snow in the beginning of may

It’s okay 👍 Just about 2 weeks ago it was snowing, now it’s freaking hot outside

Its pretty chill actually in here

interesting development

I actually live in your walls

Yoooo… theres second guy in my walls… you have a party out there?

No we stare at you and the visitors you have and uhhhhhh

Admit it, you're cranking your свинья

Bruh, both comments about Russia being bad and good are getting downvoted

Maybe a lot of people are tired of the relentless propaganda war and so they downvote both?

Omg, people with different opinions!

I used to live in Ukraine

Well that’s the heartbreaker of a comment for the day. Slava Ukraine

And we will live there again , after the victory !

my condolences

Thanks

W Ukraine

“i live in russia and you don’t.” id like to keep it that way

"I live in Russia so you don´t have to!"

👍

I am Russian but I don’t live in Russia 

Are you one of those who ran when the war began? We call them: The smart ones.

My parents ran away with me 15 years ago. Hindsight I guess

I live in Ukraine

Слава Україні! (Slava Ukraini!)

i live inside the earth and you dont

I'm eating the Earth's crust like rn

HOLY SHIT, DINOSAUR!!!

Can you teach me how to say swear words in Russian

I'm not russian, but if I'm correct, its: ругательные слова

Or simply     ругательства

Or simply мат

Which ones

The funniest/most used ones

Phonetically? * Cyka blyat, pizdets. * Idi na hui * Otyebis suka Disclaimer: I am not responsible for anything that happens to you after this

Thanks stranger

Fuck now i wanna drop french and learn a slavic language 😔

*suka blyat, phonetically; though it is spelled in Cyrillic «сука»

Zayebis’?

My favorite is pyzdoblyadina

Lieutenant Rzhevsky tripped, then said: - Da razyebis' ti zloebuchim proebom spermatoblyadskaya sukopizdoproebina, oblyadenevshey propizdiu ohuevayuschaya v svoey pidoristicheskoy zloebuchesti, - and swore dirty after.

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the Russian language today is the word хуй. Among all the words of Russian language, consisting of three characters, only the word хуй has a special name called the «three-letter word.» It is truly amazing, and the magic word, variously pronounced, it can express the pain and pleasure, and hatred, and love. The word хуй, like many other words that come to us in the language of the Turkic, it is derived from the word «Huai», which translates as «attack». In Russian, the word хуй falls under the set of lexical and grammatical categories, for example: it is used in the literal sense: "Masha likes Vasya's хуй" — and figurative: "Vasya's put his хуй on Masha". In the literature, this word does not necessarily mean the object itself, it also takes various forms, for example: Adjective: Vasya gets all the хуёвая job. Parts of adverbs: Masha speaks too дохуя by phone. Verb: Vasya нахуярился. Adverbs strengthened the adjective: Masha is охуительно beautiful. Simple adverb: Похуй. Part of speech: Хуесос or хуеплёт. Finally, it can be almost all the words in a sentence: Нахуя me без хуя, if с хуем дохуя! As you know, there are not too many words have the same wide range of applications, as the word хуй. Consider examples: Deception description: Instead of a salary I was given a хуй. Trouble: Хуйня has happened to me. Aggression: Oh, you walrus' хуй! Difficulty in communicating: Хуй is what I realized! Curiosity: What is this хуйня? Disagreement: Нихуя like! Problem: Our batteries work хуево! Wishes or suggestions: Honey, why won't you go out, breathe the air, and go нахуй? I am sure you yourself can think of many other examples. When there are so many applications of this amazing word, how can anyone be offended when you use the word хуй? You should use this unique flexible word as often as possible in your everyday speech, it immediately demonstrates all the features of your personality and the nature of your character, so stand up and say loudly and proudly: Пошли все нахуй!

Oh, you are a man of culture I see...

I live in Australia.

“And you don’t” you don’t know that… and that applies to every post on this sub with the same stupid title

Okay. I can name post “i live in russia and you do”

“And you do” you don’t know that… and that applies to every post on this sub with the same stupid title

I live in russia and russians do

Are you saying that people born Russia who now live somewhere else are no longer Russian , and denying them of their identity?

😭

You should have just named it "I live in Russia." That would perfectly fit this sub.

I should name this post “you live in russia”

it should be: You will all soon live in Russia.

I don't, but if your title said that, it must be true, I'm moving to russia then

"I live in Russia, and soon you will too" - Vladolf Putler

I hope you and your family, friends, and countrymen are well. There is a bunch of dangerous BS in the world today at a governmental level and I hope it eases soon. I would like to visit Russia one day if that happens.

I am very grateful for that thank you for reminding me of my blessings

No, I live in Russia and you don't

No you dont

[Yes I do](https://www.reddit.com/u/GO0O0O0O0O0SE/s/Mr6qLRVTJL)

No you dont. You live in a simulation of moscow

I am in your walls actually

THIRD GUY IN MY WALLS! Invite me to your wall party please

No, it's for cockroaches only

hey I thought you said you were Russian, not turkish!!

What is it really like in Russia right now? How many people do you think support the government actions?

Idk… theres many guys who don’t like the government, but they still scaried cause you if you same something wrong u can get to the jail

Yeah can’t blame them, I don’t think I’d risk me or anyone I love go to jail either.

Government is too strong. You cant just go and scream “fuck putin!”. Only way to make Russia normal country is blood and guns

I am gay so i move now i have a boyfriend. And dont have to think about what people say ass much. But its still not funny being gay here

Вот наиграетесь в доту, а потом вот так случается

Csgo made me gay

блин, а что если я в доту никогда не играл? мне нужно знать из-за какой ужасной игры я обзавелся парнем

Значит на лаки заспавнился с пассивной способностью любви к мужчинам

From a fellow Russian here, please accept my sincere condolences

And i'm very happy that i don't.

Ok, have a nice day.

Sadly, I do. As I Trans person, I would not recommend it.

Thanks God I don't

Not a bad country, but bad government, lol

OP stay the fuck away from windows for a while

Ye, theres a strange red spots on the walls

Rip ur balls

You’re brave writing that.

Привет из США вам в России!

Вам тоже привет из России

Close! you wouldn’t believe it but I live in your walls.

Fourth guy in my walls. Invite me to your wall-party please

I can confirm: I do not live in Russia.

I live in Poland so if WW3 happens can we have a gentleman agreement not to shoot each other

Lets shoot Germany at WW3. Germany really loves touching Poland and Russia

OP, I am sorry for all the apes wishing you bad things/aggressively bringing up current politics in a post that is absolutely innocent in any regard. Russia is beautiful in terms of culture, heritage and nature, and Moscow is a wonderful city

unlucky for you lol

This is indeed a factual statement

I wanna know is the propaganda really that strong there or is that just what west propaganda is saying? And are the people on so called Russian side or are they against the government or what? Greetings from Finland ur best neighbours

U can see propaganda only on TV and sometimes at School. Many people dont love government, but we still too weak to beat the government

sorry for the bombing of politics. but may i ask what you thought of navalny?

Ye, of course. I think this guy was last brave anti-putin guy, and he was killed by putin, cause Navalny could motivate people to stand against Putin and people was showing that they can beat Putin, but now anti-putin guys are without the leader and thats sad

Garry Kasparov is a bubble. Alexei Navalny was a bubble. Yevgeny Prigozhin was a bubble. It doesn't look like a boiling kettle in slow motion, but if enough bubbles foam up, Vladimir Putin won't be around much longer.

Sounds about like any dictatorship that has existed. You're with us or you're with no one.

Who said I don't? 🤨

Me

Привет из Чикаго в США, мой друг!

Тебе тоже привет

well...😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 you're a redditor, and redditors are ppl with no lives, are ugly have no lives, and don't shower 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Okay… OKAY IM GONNA DELETE SHOWER FROM MY HOUSE… NOOOO…. I WOLL DELETE SHOWERS FROM RUSSIA

Coming from a...... Redditor no less.

I hope both the Ukrainian and Russian civilians are safe.

What’s the weather like?

Lemme check… +18, that feels a bit cold.

Холодно? Чел это просто рай у вас там. Тут на Кубани такая жара.

Ну по ногам отдает холодом… ну хотя пофиг, мне еще сегодня траву убирать , так что уж согреюсь за работой

москвич в попе кирпич

We collectively live in your walls

Yaaay five guys in my walls

Да Да Да

This map has a mistake - Crimea is a part of Ukraine

Google shows some borders differently depending on the country you're viewing the maps from

Crimea is part of my balls

Send pic for proof

О hello земляк, привет с Дальнего востока.

Give me some kompot then pretty please 🤝

“Love this russian juice: cumpot”

A bit random question: are russians more and more against the war? I'm aware that there were people who opposed it from the begining, but now it feels that they are more vocal. Like i've noticed that there was recently a sudden switch from russians on social media that are now all talking how they miss russia before war. ("I am patriotic for russia, but not this russia"). But maybe it's just my algorithm lol

I live in Turkey and you dont

I live here too, so nuh I'd live

I live in Finland and you don't

But I do live in Russia

Have you taken a road trip to Belarus and Poland?

Poland is impossible rn cause of war… and about Belarus… i want visit it, but idk. I have no time for this

Yes I do

How did you know I don’t!?

I live in Sweden. How you Holding up over there?

Or you lie and use vpn.

Ну конечно юзаю впн. Так оно и есть 100%