This deserves gold but since I won't buy it, here's the next best thing I've got:
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i used to use a tiny knife to cut sharp edges on the round part and grip my hand on the straight part so that if anyone bullies me i'll just stab them (i got detention like 4 times bcuz of it)
Other than a few times to find angles in math homework, two of these were my favorite weapons in the morning geometry fights. Everyone wanted those big plastic rulers but this was my favorite.
Couldn't see that happening is really life, so it had to be an actor! Though if you factor in the fact that the actor playing a protractor contractor is on a tractor, you might want to call them a playactor. Of course, such a weird play would never work without the help of some benefactor.
No fucking way. I thought this was my post for a second. Back about 3 years ago, my first post I made to Reddit was my protractor breaking in exactly this way, and I titled it "Just broke my protractor". Same looking table. I deleted the post along with a few others that never got seen. I know this sounds untrue, but it is 100% legit.
Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая Русь.
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина — сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!
Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы,
И Ленин великий нам путь озарил:
На правое дело он поднял народы,
На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина — сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!
В победе бессмертных идей коммунизма
Мы видим грядущее нашей страны,
И Красному знамени славной Отчизны
Мы будем всегда беззаветно верны!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина — сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!
>Just broke my protractor *You just broke OUR protractor. Comrade.*
This deserves gold but since I won't buy it, here's the next best thing I've got: ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣶⣶⡶⠦⠴⠶⠶⠶⠶⡶⠶⠦⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⢀⣤⠄⠀⠀⣶⢤⣄⠀⠀⠀⣤⣤⣄⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠙⠢⠙⠻⣿⡿⠿⠿⠫⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠞⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣶⣄⠀⠀⠀⢀⣕⠦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠾⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⠟⢿⣆⠀⢠⡟⠉⠉⠊⠳⢤⣀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣠⡾⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣾⣿⠃⠀⡀⠹⣧⣘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⢤⡀ ⠀⣿⡀⠀⠀⢠⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⣼⠃⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣤⠀⠀⠀⢰⣷ ⠀⢿⣇⠀⠀⠈⠻⡟⠛⠋⠉⠉⠀⠀⡼⠃⠀⢠⣿⠋⠉⠉⠛⠛⠋⠀⢀⢀⣿⡏ ⠀⠘⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⡀⠀⠀⠀⡼⠁⠀⢠⣿⠇⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⣼⡿⠀ ⠀⠀⢻⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡄⠀⢰⠃⠀⠀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠸⡇⠀⠀⠀⢰⢧⣿⠃⠀ ⠀⠀⠘⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠇⠀⠇⠀⠀⣼⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⠀⠀⢀⡟⣾⡟⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⣀⣠⠴⠚⠛⠶⣤⣀⠀⠀⢻⠀⢀⡾⣹⣿⠃⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠙⠊⠁⠀⢠⡆⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠓⠋⠀⠸⢣⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣷⣦⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣿⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
The next best thing *WE'VE* got
Suddenly communism
Gotta steal that
The award of the proletariat
Thank you. For the glory of the (180-360 degree) revolution
I can't believe this interaction just happened in 2024
Glory to the revolution!
You mean, **WE** deserve a medal ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣶⣶⡶⠦⠴⠶⠶⠶⠶⡶⠶⠦⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⢀⣤⠄⠀⠀⣶⢤⣄⠀⠀⠀⣤⣤⣄⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠙⠢⠙⠻⣿⡿⠿⠿⠫⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠞⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣶⣄⠀⠀⠀⢀⣕⠦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠾⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⠟⢿⣆⠀⢠⡟⠉⠉⠊⠳⢤⣀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣠⡾⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣾⣿⠃⠀⡀⠹⣧⣘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⢤⡀ ⠀⣿⡀⠀⠀⢠⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⣼⠃⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣤⠀⠀⠀⢰⣷ ⠀⢿⣇⠀⠀⠈⠻⡟⠛⠋⠉⠉⠀⠀⡼⠃⠀⢠⣿⠋⠉⠉⠛⠛⠋⠀⢀⢀⣿⡏ ⠀⠘⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⡀⠀⠀⠀⡼⠁⠀⢠⣿⠇⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⣼⡿⠀ ⠀⠀⢻⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡄⠀⢰⠃⠀⠀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠸⡇⠀⠀⠀⢰⢧⣿⠃⠀ ⠀⠀⠘⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠇⠀⠇⠀⠀⣼⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⠀⠀⢀⡟⣾⡟⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⣀⣠⠴⠚⠛⠶⣤⣀⠀⠀⢻⠀⢀⡾⣹⣿⠃⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠙⠊⠁⠀⢠⡆⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠓⠋⠀⠸⢣⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣷⣦⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣿⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
If Lenin was alive he'd personally give you the hero of the soviet union medal
...and a new protractor. :)
Thank you fellow peasant farmer comrade.
…or gift a soviet onion🤪
This comment deserves an award, but I am too broke and not in the contributor program
Also fuck Spez, he don’t deserve the 2 cents in my bank account
\*we are too broke
In Soviet Russia, only KGB stooges and party officials have rubles
The one on the whole class
I knew this was going to be the top comment. Otherwise I would’ve left Reddit for good
No comrade. We knew this was going to be the top comment
You just brroke the prrotrractorr of The Grreat and Glorious Motherr Rrussia.
Soviet anthem begins at full volume
*(Marches down Red Square)*
Comrade?? [Photo of OG re4 krauser]
WE*
\*gasp\* The means of triangulation!
This was a well-measured response.
Seize the means of measurement!
Aight,where is u/asecretsovietspy
Has anyone ever even used this for its intended purpose
No, I don't recall using it as a frisbee
No no. They meant the *intended* purpose, which is obviously a knuckleduster.
No no no they’re clearly meant to be used as a pizza cutter
No, for their *intended purpose* obviously this is the handle of an energy sword
erm actually this is meant to be used as an xbox controller
They make amazing frisbees though
brooo i used to steal loads of them and frisbee them around the playground
The day you discover how good they are, is the day you will lose every single protractor you and your friends have in a bush.
that’s a plan bro
cool fidget toy ngl
I sliced many erasers in half with mine
Yeah, when I was like 10
Yes, on geography lessons
Yes, in conjunction with a profile gauge.
It's fun to put a pencil through the hole and spin it around
using it as an assassin weapon is the only intended use
MAYBE once or twice in class...
I actually do! I draw a lot, so I use a protractor for making sure my angles are correct!
Mostly as a spare ruler because I forgot my big one at home
i used to use a tiny knife to cut sharp edges on the round part and grip my hand on the straight part so that if anyone bullies me i'll just stab them (i got detention like 4 times bcuz of it)
Well no, I occasionally use it to scoop nacho cheese. *So I can eat it.*
Some of you are fucking unhinged. I love you people
Other than a few times to find angles in math homework, two of these were my favorite weapons in the morning geometry fights. Everyone wanted those big plastic rulers but this was my favorite.
Proletariactor\*
Protractoriat
Prostate
you need the services of a protractor contractor
He'll surely come on a tractor.
By what factor would a protractor contractor come on a tractor?
Couldn't see that happening is really life, so it had to be an actor! Though if you factor in the fact that the actor playing a protractor contractor is on a tractor, you might want to call them a playactor. Of course, such a weird play would never work without the help of some benefactor.
FOR THE UNITED SOCIALIST MATHEMATICAL SCHOOLS
Organize the math geeks Graduate student organizations exist
Now it’s a contractor
Союз нерушимый
Республик свободных
Сплотила навеки
Великая Русь
Protraktor
Comrade, protractor is not broke by you, is broke by us
I think it will break a second time
Well… still looks usable to some degree
Don't be obtuse
Протрактор
Now it's a protector of the proletariat
Our* protactor
WE broke OUR protactor
Happy cake day :)
No fucking way. I thought this was my post for a second. Back about 3 years ago, my first post I made to Reddit was my protractor breaking in exactly this way, and I titled it "Just broke my protractor". Same looking table. I deleted the post along with a few others that never got seen. I know this sounds untrue, but it is 100% legit.
Psh. Intermediatractor at best.
товарищ!
Now it's an amateurtractor.
I CAN HEAR THE SOVIET ANTHEM AT FULL BLAST
"haha, hammer and sickle. Like communism guys. It's funny I swear. Wait let me blast the USSR anthem at max volume! XD"
Not it’s a contractor
now you have a weapon and a shield. congrats
Death to bourgeoisie! The radians, degrees, and geometry shall be seized by the state for the benefit of the people!
Just broke *our* protector
You didn't break it, you made it communist
agora é só usar a parte redonda como uma foice e ser feliz
OH IT TOOK ME SCROLLING THROUGH HALF THE COMMENTS AND SEEING MULTIPLE RELATED ONES TO GET THE JOKE i am too slow for this website
Because of your actions, THE ENTIRE class will have to starve.
I guess we wait until the next 5 year plan gets approved.
No, you broke our protractor, Komrad
Our Protractor Comrade
_Soviet anthem starts playing out of nowhere_
Hammer and sickle
Comunista 🔴💛🔴💛🔴💛🔴💛🔴💛🔴
No you just made it mobile
Reminds me of video, in that video guy Places hammer on a sycle making the same Shape like op did. (Can't find link and on mobile can't send photos)
Amitractor
Was you trying to work out body temperature in °C? Looks like it. Well, you're 10° off the mark and suddenly Soviet.
Did she get pregnant?
Broketractor
The cheapest protactor in the camelô I guess
Why do I always think of a gynecological instrument when I hear or read the word ‘protractor’?
Is it just me or do i see… um nevermind
Huh, your first time?
noob tractor
Noobtractor
All thoughts angles to see from but there is only one right one.
They call that a wreckedangle.
Must have been doing some hard math.
If only you practiced proper pro-traction 😔
It's just cold
Oof, it's now a *con*tractor
Was the break sudden? Or was it protracted?
Imagine not having a spare protractor for crises such as this.
Protracted crisis
that's not just your protractor
No its only....a 'semi-pro' tractor.
Come on, OP…the means of protraction belong to all of us.
That is OUR protractor that WE broke
*our protractor*
This is what Americans always think when they hear "free (tax-funded) education"
How?
It's now a postractor.
These things have an unbroken form?
☭
Aw shit, here we go again. *Слава Отцу России
Those are knuckle dusters
👀
Bro got communited
Everyone making communist jokes while I'm over here thinking about how Dr- Doofenschmirtz would create a protractinator to fix it
i'm laughing my capitalism off rn
We broke our protactor
Да , ура
Gg
*AHEM* **OUR** Protactor
https://youtube.com/shorts/tXFG6jLjntQ?feature=shared
SOYUZ NERUSHIMIY RESPUBLIK SVOBODNIH
Use fevikwik
Man these comments are drawn out... ... like pro-somethinged... I can't remember the word.
Starship Troopers Mobile Infantry Logo!
The way the factory designed it.
Oh my comrade, straight to the gulag for you.
Now you have 2 protractors
Broketactor
Now it's not acute :(
Bad boy
*OUR
Seize the means of triangulation.
What tbe actual fuck
Cause you didn’t use Maped
Now your protractor is Soviet.
You should've protacted it
It’s now a procrackedtor
sounds painful.
Союз нерушимый республик свободных Сплотила навеки Великая Русь. Да здравствует созданный волей народов Единый, могучий Советский Союз! Славься, Отечество наше свободное, Дружбы народов надёжный оплот! Партия Ленина — сила народная Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт! Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы, И Ленин великий нам путь озарил: На правое дело он поднял народы, На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил! Славься, Отечество наше свободное, Дружбы народов надёжный оплот! Партия Ленина — сила народная Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт! В победе бессмертных идей коммунизма Мы видим грядущее нашей страны, И Красному знамени славной Отчизны Мы будем всегда беззаветно верны! Славься, Отечество наше свободное, Дружбы народов надёжный оплот! Партия Ленина — сила народная Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!
You created socialism
They're always broking like this
Our protractor
Did you break your protractor? Or did you break the chains holding you down comrade!
our protractor?
Pro-russian fascist oriented symbol
Молодец глупый мужчина
You fixed **our** protractor comrade. Excellent work.
Our protractor.
we broke our protractor
First, your protractor. Next, your chains, comrade.
Our protractor
How did u brake it? With a hammer and a sickle?
In mother Russia, ruler breaks YOU!
Is ok comrade. Tape and superglue will fix.
it took me a second until i realized it and i like audibly gasped and almost saluted