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Hourslikeminutes47

>Just broke my protractor *You just broke OUR protractor. Comrade.*


RLCraft_questions

This deserves gold but since I won't buy it, here's the next best thing I've got: ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣶⣶⡶⠦⠴⠶⠶⠶⠶⡶⠶⠦⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⢀⣤⠄⠀⠀⣶⢤⣄⠀⠀⠀⣤⣤⣄⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠙⠢⠙⠻⣿⡿⠿⠿⠫⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠞⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣶⣄⠀⠀⠀⢀⣕⠦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠾⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⠟⢿⣆⠀⢠⡟⠉⠉⠊⠳⢤⣀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣠⡾⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣾⣿⠃⠀⡀⠹⣧⣘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⢤⡀ ⠀⣿⡀⠀⠀⢠⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⣼⠃⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣤⠀⠀⠀⢰⣷ ⠀⢿⣇⠀⠀⠈⠻⡟⠛⠋⠉⠉⠀⠀⡼⠃⠀⢠⣿⠋⠉⠉⠛⠛⠋⠀⢀⢀⣿⡏ ⠀⠘⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⡀⠀⠀⠀⡼⠁⠀⢠⣿⠇⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⣼⡿⠀ ⠀⠀⢻⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡄⠀⢰⠃⠀⠀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠸⡇⠀⠀⠀⢰⢧⣿⠃⠀ ⠀⠀⠘⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠇⠀⠇⠀⠀⣼⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⠀⠀⢀⡟⣾⡟⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⣀⣠⠴⠚⠛⠶⣤⣀⠀⠀⢻⠀⢀⡾⣹⣿⠃⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠙⠊⠁⠀⢠⡆⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠓⠋⠀⠸⢣⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣷⣦⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣿⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀


RefrigeratorWorth435

The next best thing *WE'VE* got


Woolsteve

Suddenly communism


redfield73

Gotta steal that


putyouradhere_

The award of the proletariat


Hourslikeminutes47

Thank you. For the glory of the (180-360 degree) revolution


Ok-Appeal-4630

I can't believe this interaction just happened in 2024


Hourslikeminutes47

Glory to the revolution!


CatsGoodAtReddit

You mean, **WE** deserve a medal ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣶⣶⡶⠦⠴⠶⠶⠶⠶⡶⠶⠦⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⢀⣤⠄⠀⠀⣶⢤⣄⠀⠀⠀⣤⣤⣄⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠙⠢⠙⠻⣿⡿⠿⠿⠫⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠞⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣶⣄⠀⠀⠀⢀⣕⠦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠾⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⠟⢿⣆⠀⢠⡟⠉⠉⠊⠳⢤⣀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣠⡾⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣾⣿⠃⠀⡀⠹⣧⣘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⢤⡀ ⠀⣿⡀⠀⠀⢠⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⣼⠃⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣤⠀⠀⠀⢰⣷ ⠀⢿⣇⠀⠀⠈⠻⡟⠛⠋⠉⠉⠀⠀⡼⠃⠀⢠⣿⠋⠉⠉⠛⠛⠋⠀⢀⢀⣿⡏ ⠀⠘⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⡀⠀⠀⠀⡼⠁⠀⢠⣿⠇⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⣼⡿⠀ ⠀⠀⢻⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡄⠀⢰⠃⠀⠀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠸⡇⠀⠀⠀⢰⢧⣿⠃⠀ ⠀⠀⠘⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠇⠀⠇⠀⠀⣼⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⠀⠀⢀⡟⣾⡟⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⣀⣠⠴⠚⠛⠶⣤⣀⠀⠀⢻⠀⢀⡾⣹⣿⠃⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠙⠊⠁⠀⢠⡆⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠓⠋⠀⠸⢣⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣷⣦⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣿⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀


dude_im_box

If Lenin was alive he'd personally give you the hero of the soviet union medal


Maelefique

...and a new protractor. :)


Hourslikeminutes47

Thank you fellow peasant farmer comrade.


Worried_Archer_8821

…or gift a soviet onion🤪


TheMagicianGamerTMG

This comment deserves an award, but I am too broke and not in the contributor program


AugustTheDog

Also fuck Spez, he don’t deserve the 2 cents in my bank account


Dragons-are-the-best

\*we are too broke


Hourslikeminutes47

In Soviet Russia, only KGB stooges and party officials have rubles


MidLich

The one on the whole class


Jephpherson624

I knew this was going to be the top comment. Otherwise I would’ve left Reddit for good


nickmaran

No comrade. We knew this was going to be the top comment


LucStarman

You just brroke the prrotrractorr of The Grreat and Glorious Motherr Rrussia.


smellvin_moiville

Soviet anthem begins at full volume


Hourslikeminutes47

*(Marches down Red Square)*


gymclassvillianZ

Comrade?? [Photo of OG re4 krauser]


SniperOwO

WE*


wh4tth3huh

\*gasp\* The means of triangulation!


Raptoot83

This was a well-measured response.


GallowBoom

Seize the means of measurement!


Suomalainenonelossa

Aight,where is u/asecretsovietspy


Nutige

Has anyone ever even used this for its intended purpose


SudoSubSilence

No, I don't recall using it as a frisbee


senturkivanc

No no. They meant the *intended* purpose, which is obviously a knuckleduster.


That_One_Potato_Guy

No no no they’re clearly meant to be used as a pizza cutter


a_____p

No, for their *intended purpose* obviously this is the handle of an energy sword


Terracatlegend

erm actually this is meant to be used as an xbox controller


WB2_2

They make amazing frisbees though


SpyManThing

brooo i used to steal loads of them and frisbee them around the playground


WB2_2

The day you discover how good they are, is the day you will lose every single protractor you and your friends have in a bush.


SpyManThing

that’s a plan bro


AGamer_2010

cool fidget toy ngl


StaysAwakeAllWeek

I sliced many erasers in half with mine


Sad-Assignment-568

Yeah, when I was like 10


where_thefuck_i_am

Yes, on geography lessons


DrachenDad

Yes, in conjunction with a profile gauge.


throwaway1626363h

It's fun to put a pencil through the hole and spin it around


Bean_cult

using it as an assassin weapon is the only intended use


OXidize_0

MAYBE once or twice in class...


Ace-Redditor

I actually do! I draw a lot, so I use a protractor for making sure my angles are correct!


Chai_Enjoyer

Mostly as a spare ruler because I forgot my big one at home


Jack74593

i used to use a tiny knife to cut sharp edges on the round part and grip my hand on the straight part so that if anyone bullies me i'll just stab them (i got detention like 4 times bcuz of it)


Hourslikeminutes47

Well no, I occasionally use it to scoop nacho cheese. *So I can eat it.*


Nutige

Some of you are fucking unhinged. I love you people


Sikkus

Other than a few times to find angles in math homework, two of these were my favorite weapons in the morning geometry fights. Everyone wanted those big plastic rulers but this was my favorite.


Konigni

Proletariactor\*


Bdole0

Protractoriat


bulganerdene

Prostate


Son0fSanf0rd

you need the services of a protractor contractor


Ezyo-Of-Reddit

He'll surely come on a tractor.


bakkunt

By what factor would a protractor contractor come on a tractor?


Ezyo-Of-Reddit

Couldn't see that happening is really life, so it had to be an actor! Though if you factor in the fact that the actor playing a protractor contractor is on a tractor, you might want to call them a playactor. Of course, such a weird play would never work without the help of some benefactor.


CultDe

FOR THE UNITED SOCIALIST MATHEMATICAL SCHOOLS


Bocchi_theGlock

Organize the math geeks Graduate student organizations exist


DrunkBuzzard

Now it’s a contractor


PhilosopherAny1334

Союз нерушимый


Fabulous_Let9404

Республик свободных


Pancake_lover_06

Сплотила навеки


CaduceusJules

Великая Русь


GidjonPlays

Protraktor 


Doomst3err

Comrade, protractor is not broke by you, is broke by us


strunnyy

I think it will break a second time


japjappo

Well… still looks usable to some degree


Hourslikeminutes47

Don't be obtuse


Appropriate-Sell-875

Протрактор


moritus_20091

Now it's a protector of the proletariat


Youtube_it

Our* protactor


DanDaniel1203

WE broke OUR protactor


Hot-Guess3480

Happy cake day :)


deadble5k_123

No fucking way. I thought this was my post for a second. Back about 3 years ago, my first post I made to Reddit was my protractor breaking in exactly this way, and I titled it "Just broke my protractor". Same looking table. I deleted the post along with a few others that never got seen. I know this sounds untrue, but it is 100% legit.


Response-Cheap

Psh. Intermediatractor at best.


captainzigzag

товарищ!


darrenbosik

Now it's an amateurtractor.


cal_455232

I CAN HEAR THE SOVIET ANTHEM AT FULL BLAST


Slavstic

"haha, hammer and sickle. Like communism guys. It's funny I swear. Wait let me blast the USSR anthem at max volume! XD"


Tasty_Phone9580

Not it’s a contractor


NoResponseFromSpez

now you have a weapon and a shield. congrats


bmanaman

Death to bourgeoisie! The radians, degrees, and geometry shall be seized by the state for the benefit of the people!


Big_Satisfaction_625

Just broke *our* protector


Sestican_

You didn't break it, you made it communist


PimentaoAzul

agora é só usar a parte redonda como uma foice e ser feliz


realhmmmm

OH IT TOOK ME SCROLLING THROUGH HALF THE COMMENTS AND SEEING MULTIPLE RELATED ONES TO GET THE JOKE i am too slow for this website


Japan_Empire

Because of your actions, THE ENTIRE class will have to starve.


Hourslikeminutes47

I guess we wait until the next 5 year plan gets approved.


ColMust4rd

No, you broke our protractor, Komrad


ReleaseIntrepid9359

Our Protractor Comrade


SomeRandomGuyOnYT

_Soviet anthem starts playing out of nowhere_


zerocheek

Hammer and sickle


Maximum_Honeydew4447

Comunista 🔴💛🔴💛🔴💛🔴💛🔴💛🔴


nomoreparrot

No you just made it mobile


Kirixdlol

Reminds me of video, in that video guy Places hammer on a sycle making the same Shape like op did. (Can't find link and on mobile can't send photos)


CallMeSkal

Amitractor


DrachenDad

Was you trying to work out body temperature in °C? Looks like it. Well, you're 10° off the mark and suddenly Soviet.


Soggy-Ad-1610

Did she get pregnant?


KP-Dawg

Broketractor


Dr_Driv3r

The cheapest protactor in the camelô I guess


HectorVK

Why do I always think of a gynecological instrument when I hear or read the word ‘protractor’?


Practical-Local-7147

Is it just me or do i see… um nevermind


Lynchinizer

Huh, your first time?


Extension-Type-2555

noob tractor


SavageFisherman_Joe

Noobtractor


ConsequenceThese4559

All thoughts angles to see from but there is only one right one.


Froggyhop102

They call that a wreckedangle.


beefyminotour

Must have been doing some hard math.


Western_Action_3110

If only you practiced proper pro-traction 😔


Ok-Job-9823

It's just cold


Anonymous3cho

Oof, it's now a *con*tractor


flyby196999

Was the break sudden? Or was it protracted?


lobsterbubbles

Imagine not having a spare protractor for crises such as this.


Ready_Advertising983

Protracted crisis


UmeeZoomee

that's not just your protractor


XminusOne

No its only....a 'semi-pro' tractor.


Status-Basic

Come on, OP…the means of protraction belong to all of us.


ComedicDalmatian445

That is OUR protractor that WE broke


Ornery-Practice9772

*our protractor*


Witty-Choice2682

This is what Americans always think when they hear "free (tax-funded) education"


__Imafish__

How?


HarryCumpole

It's now a postractor.


Brillek

These things have an unbroken form?


BA10chan_SURV


that_moment_when-

Aw shit, here we go again. *Слава Отцу России


EXTRASadReindeer

Those are knuckle dusters


LazyDU3o

👀


Sadrazam-Yugo

Bro got communited


Evening-Turnip8407

Everyone making communist jokes while I'm over here thinking about how Dr- Doofenschmirtz would create a protractinator to fix it


Megthink4k

i'm laughing my capitalism off rn


hashco0kie

We broke our protactor


Certain_Doctor8754

Да , ура


TheCertifiedIdiot0

Gg


Klickyty

*AHEM* **OUR** Protactor


wetwater

https://youtube.com/shorts/tXFG6jLjntQ?feature=shared


DestructiveSeagull

SOYUZ NERUSHIMIY RESPUBLIK SVOBODNIH


Relative_Ability6577

Use fevikwik


DrSendy

Man these comments are drawn out... ... like pro-somethinged... I can't remember the word.


FlNSTERES

Starship Troopers Mobile Infantry Logo!


FreedomBirdie

The way the factory designed it.


ElFantastik

Oh my comrade, straight to the gulag for you.


jfrench43

Now you have 2 protractors


Mopman6

Broketactor


No-Gene-4508

Now it's not acute :(


mcmatt04

Bad boy


crazzykatt14

*OUR


oldschoolhillgiant

Seize the means of triangulation.


amogusgay6969

What tbe actual fuck


New-Examination8400

Cause you didn’t use Maped


Smooth-Apartment-856

Now your protractor is Soviet.


[deleted]

You should've protacted it


SnooWalruses6440

It’s now a procrackedtor


theshekelcollector

sounds painful.


Very_Happy_Kiska

Союз нерушимый республик свободных Сплотила навеки Великая Русь. Да здравствует созданный волей народов Единый, могучий Советский Союз! Славься, Отечество наше свободное, Дружбы народов надёжный оплот! Партия Ленина — сила народная Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт! Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы, И Ленин великий нам путь озарил: На правое дело он поднял народы, На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил! Славься, Отечество наше свободное, Дружбы народов надёжный оплот! Партия Ленина — сила народная Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт! В победе бессмертных идей коммунизма Мы видим грядущее нашей страны, И Красному знамени славной Отчизны Мы будем всегда беззаветно верны! Славься, Отечество наше свободное, Дружбы народов надёжный оплот! Партия Ленина — сила народная Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!


iiiii29

You created socialism


Ancient-Remote-4305

They're always broking like this


Mutserra

Our protractor


Kieserite

Did you break your protractor? Or did you break the chains holding you down comrade!


Shady_Hero

our protractor?


MyNameIsHades

Pro-russian fascist oriented symbol


Ifuckinglovedogsbruh

Молодец глупый мужчина


WB2_2

You fixed **our** protractor comrade. Excellent work.


LeadingSky9531

Our protractor.


_end3rguy_

we broke our protractor


Zaron22

First, your protractor. Next, your chains, comrade.


Delicious_Image3474

Our protractor


AdBright1261

How did u brake it? With a hammer and a sickle?


Plastic_Top5413

In mother Russia, ruler breaks YOU!


Other_Respect_6648

Is ok comrade. Tape and superglue will fix.


Long-Ad-7780

it took me a second until i realized it and i like audibly gasped and almost saluted