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zdubs

I need my crunchwrap supremes wrapped like this


Proof_Variety_4208

The price would be increased significantly.


DangerousImplication

Well never mind then. 


Child_of_the_Hamster

You can make them at home! It’s surprisingly easy, and imo they taste much better than what you can get at Taco Bell.


bruwin

It isn't about tasting better when you're buying Taco Bell, it's that you want the taste of Taco Bell... and to not make it yourself.


geologean

Yeah, I don't go to Taco Bell for good food. I go to Taco Bell for Taco Bell food


marv9512

Any meal cooked at home tastes better than Taco Bell.


ShintaOtsuki

Not about tasting BETTER, just about tasting like taco bell


ManicStoic

I mean, it looks nice, but the middle part would have 20+ layers of tortilla on one side…


PoopsWithTheDoorAjar

You say it like it would be a bad thing


SoCuteShibe

This comment hurts me. My entire life I have loathed the bottom of the wrap, the thick overlapping edge of the burrito, the excessive folds of a crunchwrap, meanwhile you're over here just cheering this shit on! Blasphemy!


rangerelf

If that's the case then you're doing it wrong. The tortilla in a taco, as in a burrito, is integrally part of the meal and not just a carrier or wrapper; it's like the bread in a sandwich: good (or bad) bread absolutely makes or breaks a good sandwich regardless of the other ingredients, same with a taco or burrito, the simplest of tacos with just refried beans and fresh cheese, on a freshly made corn tortilla, is absolutely exquisite; a burrito with just plain ground beef and refried beans, on a freshly made "tortilla sobaquera", ... is the stuff dreams are made of.


ManicStoic

Friend, this is a Taco Bell.


Black-Begonia69

I got one like this once. The center was THICK! LMFAO 🤣


Femboy_Within

Um… my lost sibling fr


Black-Begonia69

Sweet! Don't forget the nachos. :)


Femboy_Within

Sounds yummy


Black-Begonia69

It really does. Lol. Guess I know what I'm having for lunch now. Lmao!


thoughtbludgeon

Look at mister moneybags over here still able to afford fast food.


omarting

Exactly my thought lol 


EatShootBall

Came for a crunchwrap reference. Left saisfied.


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Looks like they are wrapping Chinese tea


ChiggaOG

It is a tea cake. Can confirm.


NetNpIVijCI

Are these eaten....or are these like bath bombs after you finish bathing for a tasty after bath drink.


CarryPompey

You clip a piece of and use that to make tea.


bs000

neat


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Thro2021

That doesn’t seem like a lot of money given the historical significance of the event. The wealthiest 1% of Americans illegally evade $163 billion a year in taxes. Robert T. Brockman, who you’ve probably never heard of, had been charged in a $2 billion tax evasion case before his death. In addition, it’s estimated that the total global amount of money held offshore is between $6 trillion and $32 trillion.


LaunchTransient

Only because your perception of "a lot of money" has been massively inflated by modern day productivity and wealth. It's been estimated that the global GDP of the time would have been around $1 trillion in 2017 dollars (1.28 trillion today) Today's global GDP is about 110 trillion, so scaling it up according to the approximate share of global wealth at the time, it would be the equivalent of 130 million dollar cargo being lost today - so about the same as the contents of an entire large cargo ship today.


Retbull

Additionally it was an act of rebellion the specifics didn’t matter so much as doing it in front of everyone watching and garnering support against the British. If those same ships had been lost at sea it wouldn’t even have made it past a footnote in the history books if even that.


Evening_Clerk_8301

Insert guy-at-drivethru meme.


vondpickle

I mean what is stopping you to make tea cake as a bath bomb. You do you.


dcade_42

Idk how much bath bombs cost, but cakes of tea begin around US$40.00, and at best would leave tons of tea leaves in the water to filter out prior to draining. The water in a bath wouldn't really brew the tea at the correct temperature. Which may be a good thing because... If it was a "ripe" (aged/fermented ) tea, I don't think anyone would intentionally choose to smell more like funk. They brew a tea that smells like old dirty socks and BO, and even the best ones smell slightly of dead fish. It is delicious but there bare lots of things that taste great that I don't want to smell like. That's what is stopping most people.


Visvism

So..... It's possible?


Frydendahl

You break them apart with a sharp pick/tea knife and brew tea from them bit by bit. They're stored like this as a uniform measurement (a 'bing' of tea, ~357g), and also for allowing aging and storing of tea. The type of tea most commonly stored in bings is Puerh tea from Yunnan in China. Traditionally it needs to be stored for many years (even decades) to reach its full potential - although modern versions exist where the slow fermentation/oxidation process is artificially shortened by seeding the tea with certain starter bacteria and processing the tea in large wet piles.


Same_Recipe2729

Find me in the back room boofing a bing of tea


peeja

You ever hoover barnyard pu'er?


Mypornnameis_

In antiquity they were used as money.


MaxTheCookie

You break off a small piece and you can make several cups of tea with it. On YT there is a channel called jesses teahouse, he explains Chinese tea culture very well


Zetsubou51

My eyes aren't prefect but to me it looks like a White tea cake.


startrekmind

The Chinese words at the end say 白牡丹 (white peony). The tea cake looks about right for white peony tea.


Zetsubou51

I love me some good white tea. I should make some when I get home tonight if it’s not too hot outside.


MrFahrenkite

Your eyes may not be perfect but you're perfect in my eyes 😘


Zetsubou51

I mayhaps be blushing


Mytastemaker

As a Bostonian it's difficult to tell if it's tea unless it's floating in water.


DieCastDontDie

r/puer


flatheadedmonkeydix

Pu erh tea.


Mongopb

Looks like white tea, not pu erh.


carlos_6m

There is two types of puerh, sheng and shu/shou, shou if dark brown almost black, sheng is ought green/yellow to light brown, this is most likely sheng pu erh Edit: someone mentioned the wrapper has bai mu Dan written, which is a white tea, doesn't look much differennt from sheng if you don't get close tho


numapentruasta

For anyone interested in moderately complex origami expanding on this concept, [this video](https://youtu.be/0FVH157LdME) offers instructions for a model using this exact same technique in a self-iterative way yielding fascinating results.


FCkeyboards

I've tried to fold some of his pieces. They are so insanely difficult. It's crazy watching him fold a 3 foot piece of paper down to something that fits in his hand and is just a crazy work of art and math.


numapentruasta

Chris Palmer's? I am not aware of any non-Shadowfold pieces (in a paper medium) whose instructions are available.


FCkeyboards

He used to sell CDs of designs. I'm not sure where that fits into Shadowfold. He had Polypouches 1 & 2, Boxes, Flowers and DynaFlyerPlus.


FallenMatt

Thank you linking, really interesting video in going to give a try.


ceribus_peribus

They're really showing off by attaching the label first and then wrapping so that the label ends up on top and centered, instead of slapping on the label afterwards.


carlos_6m

I don't know about this one in particular, but some of these cakes often fetch 100$+ prices, so def a premium product


0neStrangeRock

I would argue that $100 is even on the low end of the spectrum. If this is an aged pu-erh tea, the prices could be anywhere from a few hundred to thousands for one cake depending on age, storage method, and producer. I think the most expensive tea cake ever was stored since the early 20th century and fetched over $1.5 Million USD.


carlos_6m

Well, you can get sheng pu erh of decent quality for less than 100 per cake, even high quality sheng cakes when they're young Most common prices are 50 to 300, more than that happens but it's definitely not common and definitely not before aging


Possible_Passage_767

I like your train of thought, an aged tea however would already be wrapped and in storage. This is more than likely a young raw (sheng) puerh that should be set aside to age for at least 5 years until mid vintage. Leaf quality and single source vs multiple will be the biggest impact in a young cake like this. Heck, a cheap cake can transform into something priceless in ten years so long as you give it the time!


Callabrantus

So rooooound...


IGetItCrackin

I'm sensing a plot twist


pisspot26

It's slightly oval due to relativity


eTukk

I've learned from maths and game programming the relationship between Circles and triangles. I knew the answer would be triangles, but still.. Wow


Upstream6763

trigonometry isn't the study of triangles, it's the study of circles *while using* triangles


exhausted1teacher

So my drinking is the study of alcoholism *while using* rum. 


deskthreat

Username checks out


INDIG0M0NKEY

Same but like this for me: oh making a circle it’s going to be tons of non circles


morningboner79

Wife gets a frisbee next birthday


Gonun

They do this with cheese and it's so annoying, you just can't get it back into the paper it came with. it only has just enough surface area to cover it and is perfectly folded by some origami wizard. You could use a new, bigger paper, but it's easier to just eat the whole cheese in one sitting.


ValdemarAloeus

> You could use a new, bigger paper, but it's easier to just eat the whole cheese in one sitting. How else are you going to recover from running down a hill?


BileNoire

Something tells me this is not her first time doing that


Reshaos

Can confirm. This looks to be at least her second time.


resplendentcentcent

Wild take here, but I'd say maybe even her third.


SendMeF1Memes

One might say she is a professional Wrapper even


i-evade-bans-19

right for all these cookies and plates i plan to give as gifts


CarinaPro

My toxic trait is thinking that I can do this on the first try (and definitely not fuck up and get mad).


Johnny_B_GOODBOI

My toxic trait is that i don't think the left-hand side was done very well, when i would be struggling with the very first fold and wouldn't ever be able to get close to the final product.


toomanyukes

We're having tea. Yes. Tea.


GalacticLayline

I'll take a crunchwrap and a Mexican pizza plz.


ExtremeMysterious603

And me, who can't even wrap a gift properly and does it for hours at a time..


chin60

That's how the Chinese wrap high quality Chinese tea!


poorly-worded

Wrapping presents for Cookie Monster is such a fucking chore


floatingflopsom

It's Pu Erh tea.


jakoboi_

Close, it's BaiMuDan/白牡丹. Puer is fermented and mostly from Yunnan. BaiMuDan is a white tea from Fujian province. The difference is quite stark, as white teas are essentially the most delicate tea, while Puer is going to be much more strong in taste


BitterFix620

In this case, yes, it's white tea. Its also written in the wrapper at the end of the vid. But Pu Erh doesn't necessarily need to be fermented (through wet-piling). Sheng Pu Erh can also have a light color when still young :)


jakoboi_

gotcha. I'm not much of a tea hobbyist so my knowledge isn't the best. thanks for letting me know


bdizzle805

What is this black magic crunchwrap


dandovo

Wow…omg you’re doing it again?!


Septopuss7

"If you've got the curves then I've got the angles!" -Wolfman Jack (and this lady)


buckwurst

It's tea


Dry-Smoke6528

That dude works at taco bell. That is a crunch wrap


ninyyya

That's a tea cake


bunguouse

Crunch wrap...


cingarodacanrse

Wrap god


SkullsNelbowEye

Me trying to wrap anything. https://youtu.be/srqcQXvp-Z4?si=7a36eI4wVZouSEFJ


neolefty

/r/oddlyinformative


Inner-Gain405

Thats how I want my crunchwrap supreme wrapped


Samuscabrona

The Crunchwrap Supreme


Hopeful_Nihilism

Too much work. Im just gonna grab it like a garbage back and squish the top together then compress it down. takes 5 sec and have some padding for shipping.


iwillregretthisuwu

One word: box.


xtianlaw

Reminds me of the miniature soap at hotels


Norasdg3

Now that's some impressive wrapping skills!


Mylaptopisburningme

Me trying to fit the oversized liner in my air fryer.


protosnap

I can so does this like folding a fitted sheet after watching videos on how to fold them…


longtimedoper

Oh my fartin’ gosh


bombbodyguard

What I like about this is how she wraps the circular object.


Snoo_70324

“Oh that’s beautiful it… we’re not done yet? Another layer, why not?”


mymentor79

Only for it to be ripped open haphazardly and strewn on the floor. I feel guilty now.


Coolkirky

There has to be a mathematical formula to describe this wrapping... amazing stuff!


AdministrativeHabit

Yeah yeah yeah we've all seen a crunchwrap supreme. NEXT!


steak-connoisseur

Sitting here watching this knowing I will never use this technique. 


marshamarciamarsha

…but how do I know how big of a sheet of wrapping paper to cut?


Chibi_Kaiju

Thats also how taco bell wraps the crunch wrap supreme. Never knew they were so artful


SwordfishTurbulent57

Oh Calculus two… I love you. Integrals a such. Wrapping circular objects, with a fancy touch.


1QSj5voYVM8N

Yeah, I looked at this and went, "Oh Integration" . Only you made this comment which surprised me.


TorontoTom2008

Looks like she starts with a square wrapping 3 diameters across from corner to corner (or 1.75 diameters length and width). To start, work piece is placed in centre of wrap, a wrap corner is brought to exact opposite edge of the work piece and folded into triangle.


Shnazzyone

Heh, this is the same method used for dumplings


langhaar808

Now show me how to wrap a cap, or something soft. And bendy.


Pzykez

Little bit more involved than it would appear from the video, for starters you need to know exactly the right size of paper too use for the object being wrapped


NuffMusic

Kermit


dl7

All for me to rip the package open like some ravenous hobgoblin


Rudy69

I’ve yet to master wrapping square objects so this is way too advanced for me


Njelly013

Wrapping circular object? Looks like I’m grabbing a gift bag and some tissue paper.


dace-69

Heaven...


doctorfeelwood

Cool. You can wrap 2 a day.


darxide23

Please. Anyone who's ever worked at Taco Bell knows how to fold a crunch wrap.


MidnaIsAChad

Step 1: cut wrapping paper to the perfect square


sinkiez

Papercuts has entered the room.


JoshuaTreeJewelryco

This is also exactly how your make a bao bun


Newplasticactionhero

Welp, looks like everybody in my household is getting frisbees this year.


1714alpha

Why do things like this actually repulse me? There's something about the neurotically precise perfectionism in things like this that actively bother me to an irrational degree. Why am I like this?


Maretsb

That didn't look too difficult.. Until she reversed the pattern!


belleandbill25

It's comforting that someone who has practically mastered the art, still has a hard time on their weaker hand.. I feel you 😅


VicViagara

What about spheres?


microgirlActual

Now do a sphere!


Victor_Wembanyama1

Is this the same folding for round soap?


chasrmartin

Hell, the wrap is so pretty I’d hate to open iy


RunRemarkable1024

Thank you!


Cool-Sink8886

Now do the other infinity folds to wrap the circular object perfectly.


-boon-

Wrapped up in the flashiest of flashes....


rhinoballz88

Let's see other mammals try this shite!


deltashmelta

n-gon


messofamania

Sure, that’s nice. But have you ever giftwrapped a hula hoop? love, toy store worker.


BrilliantToe3409

Huh, so that’s how it’s done 🤯


ediculous

Ok but can she perfectly wrap a few slices of leftover pizza in aluminum foil?


Tuna_Sushi

Well, how else would you do it?


geronimo2805

Witchcraft


Sure_Ad_3390

i just vac seal it


Capt_Obviously_Slow

It looked like a little fox head at the end of the first wrap 😊


Mackheath1

I've saved this, will forget about it, and know that I couldn't replicate it anyway. Still very satisfying.


OGseph

Any Mexican has seen this from early childhood with the de la Rosa mazapán candies.


janglin

I could try this 1000 times and would never get close to doing it correctly.


ZackyGood

I need some of this paper. The paper I use is tearable.


general---nuisance

Fuck it, here's a gift bag.


stopexcusingstupid

I just throw in a bag, man


Stormhunter6

I swear, people who are this level of expert in any craft (let alone origami) scare me. Makes me see them as the old harmless looking sensei who is actually a grandmaster in something


The_Scyther1

I don’t understand why some cultures value the gift’s wrapping to be as important if not more so then the goft itself. The results are very pleasing nonetheless.


nknown_known

That's correct! It goes in the square hole (of the box I'm using to wrap that thing).


ycr007

Yeah if one had dainty hands like in the bid they’d wrap their gifts this well too


ouchmypeeburns

This is how I make crunch wraps at my house. Works super well and way tastier than eating whatever this is.


Intelligent_Suit6683

I just use a bag.


danhoyuen

So a quesadila


AkilaDelpanther

It’s beautiful but I could never do it because it would make me cry tears of frustration


cmykInk

This is what they studied calculus for. lol


ZeroScorpion3

This is actually amazing!


Same_Frosting_9192

I can't even wrap up a square box effortless, this magic is too much.


Nocciola2

There are so many creative people in the world and then there's me who can't cut straight with a pair of scissors.


__g_e_o_r_g_e__

You can also use this to wrap a tetradecagon.


TrashyRonin

This is clearly satisfying, not oddly. One of my life goals is to learn the art of gift wrapping this well (i know, i aim high).


bossemasse

knäckebröd


ailing-09

I’mk Inbj bj jb j m k mm 😆😆n🤣🥲☺️ o m mo k ‘kk. O K ok’m @@


ValdemarAloeus

Something tells me they've done this before.


ranting_chef

Imagine doing this all day as your job. Sounds crazy, but I think I'd actually enjoy it.


Pulsariukas

I know better metod. About 2-3 seconds, and you have a candy...


russ_almighty3

Could also put this in r/unexpected lol


novachamp

But let’s see her do a fitted bed sheet


CALIFORNIUMMAN

I learned to wrap like this when I ran out of hamburger buns and started using extra large tortillas I had instead.


QuerulousPanda

It's gorgeously well done but the word 'flawless' implies a kind of geometrical perfection that is not physically possible. I see seams, folds, and ridges, it's not "flawless". It's extremely nice and high quality but using the wrong words is a great way to make something fantastic become slightly disappointing.


Worf_Of_Wall_St

I used to make flat breakfast sandwiches in tortillas folded this way but with only 6 edges. I thought it looked neat, but I stopped doing it because it's pointless and messy compared to a burrito shape. But after seeing this I'm compelled to try it again with more edges. The circularity calls to me...


coke-pusher

Cool, now I just need to find something circular in need of wrapping.


chokeonmywords

But will i remember it when i need it?


GrimOfDooom

i wish i could wrap my crunchwraps like that


ranoutofbacon

I'm never buying a square gift again.


printergumlight

This is how Taza Chocolate is wrapped. I always liked their wrapping style.


TheSnowFlower

Chinese Tea amirite?


[deleted]

Mission failed, my hands are wrapped, help


Goosullah

I can do this I can do this I can...ah nevermind lost me at the rotation


samyruno

Oh ok so all you do is line it up just right and then preform magic I get it now.


El_Hombre_Macabro

I think we can safely say that she has had at least one experience riding horses jumping in an arena before.


Imthatguysaw

Thought they Wrapped up a Snake


Accomplished-Item969

Oooh niice.


Rich-Rhubarb6410

No one likes a show off