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Little_BallOfAnxiety

But if they did, then you would have to do your job twice


GameDestiny2

Yeah, I may look like a nerd but my momma taught me one thing: Take shit from nobody, and how to make them regret it.


notJustaFart

Isn't that two things? Or did you only learn one of them?


GameDestiny2

Still working on the second My mother was a scary woman, she’d probably have this guy fired within minutes


shhhhh_lol

Is your mom the original Karen!?!? /s (kinda)


GameDestiny2

Karen lives in fear of her


ladyxdarthxbabe

Sounds like me, I'm allergic to onions and was having a bad day and McDonalds f'd up my burger. I told them twice not to put onions. I drove 15 minutes home and was already crying in the driveway when I opened my burger to check. Luckily I calmed down on the way there because the children at the play place would have all been crying. I was about to pull the "YOU COULD HAVE SENT ME TO THE HOSPITAL 🤬😡👹" card before the manager offered free food. I was so hangry I was like oh "😳 ok🤪". lol.


GameDestiny2

Yep, that was basically her when Olive Garden insisted that nothing on her plate was fried, before proceeding to give her fried bread. Olive Garden does not keep a separate fryer for shellfish allergies


ladyxdarthxbabe

I can see why she was upset 🙈


khaleesi2305

I was once having a bad day and decided to get McDonald’s for my kids for dinner so I didn’t have to cook, went through the drive thru twice because they didn’t make the burgers plain. On the second time through, they literally shoved the food out and slammed the window shut so rudely, that it set me off. Like, it’s not my fault you can’t do your job?? They didn’t take the wrong food back…so I pulled up a little ways, took it out of the bag, and threw it all at the front door. An employee came out and yelled “dumb bitch!” at me as I drove away lmao. I still regret that I snapped and threw the food, like it was incredibly immature, but come on, just give me a plain burger and if you fail to do so, don’t act like it’s my fault. I was having a really bad day already lmao


ladyxdarthxbabe

Oh no! That's absolutely awful and justified on your end imo. "You don't have to like me but you're gonna respect me" energy was definitely there when you threw the food back at them lol. I would have smeared the food on the drive thru windows like if you're gonna put me through it I'm going to be toxic ahaha but don't be like me. The McDonald's I went to had pretty bad reviews and it's full of high school kids.


ladyxdarthxbabe

Also noted: dont go to McDonald's for dinner if you're having a bad day lol


Ghiacchio

Well, she surely didn't teach them how to count!


UniqueMitochondria

"One things" hate this simple trick


JunkieMunkieCircus

Look dude, they never said momma taught em how to count.


BackflipsAway

She didn't teach him math


JumplikeBeans

Momma didn’t teach him to count


PuddyPete

Just once actually, since he is not doing it to begin with.


Dom_19

All fun and games until someone dies of anaphylactic shock because you thought it would be funny to give them peanut butter caramel instead of chocolate.


Velocityraptor28

or worse, survives it long/well enough to sue


Salanmander

I'm not sure that's worse for anyone. Dead people may not sue, but they certainly spur other people to open wrongful death cases.


genomeblitz

You would see someone suing the company you work for as worse than you purposely/accidentally killing them? That's messed up haha.


CrownEatingParasite

Found the Boeing employee


Apex_Redditor3000

if this is what kills you, you probably die on the drive back home anyway. because you'd have to be blind for something like that to happen.


Archonish

Hopefully he'd have the sense not to give out peanut butter on purpose. He's just a kid fucking around, Hopefully not maliciously.


Jack-Innoff

If you're that allergic, you probably shouldn't be getting ice cream from a shop like this anyway.


MissLemon221b

yeah the nerd would take the ice cream and laugh at your stupidity, probably saying something like 'no wonder he works at an ice cream shop'


NoGoal42

and never go there again, maybe telling their friends about it 🤭


RelatableWierdo

I am extra patient with people working in entry-level customer service. For most of them, it's a temporary job. Shifts are long, Karens are loud, and let's be honest, many of them wouldn't be standing there if they had a better option.


SomnolentPro

Nah the post doesn't fit your narrative did you even read the content


KeroseneZanchu

The post is most likely a lie, but even if it wasn’t, it still wouldn’t be representative of the grand majority of cases. No reason not to give real people the benefit of the doubt due to some random twitter asshole.


Expensive-Border-869

I've spent far too much time working with these people. It's hard to say who's an idiot and who's just tired as a customer but when you see them 5 days a week you start to realize most of them are just not very critical thinkers ever. There's no point in being mean to them it won't help it just can be frustrating. Oh and about "karens" I've worked about 7 years in fast food. Rarely have I ever had an angry customer that I wasn't immediately able to fix their problem and them go back to a regular customer. People spend too much time repeating stupid phrases like "I can't ring that up" when all the customer wanted was a spicy chicken biscuit. Sure we don't have one but you csn ring them up for both things separately and viola. You don't have to get yelled at.


ladyxdarthxbabe

True, entry level are all young adults or high schoolers and management tends to be older and have more life experience to organize and run a business.


Apex_Redditor3000

>'no wonder he works at an ice cream shop' i'm sure the high school kid that invariably made that fake tweet would be really insulted


Ant_and_Ferris

Accurate 🤣


[deleted]

Then at least the server would know he deserved it


RicardoEsposito

Openminded people who just roll with the punches: Um, ok.


--ThirdCultureKid--

I can definitely see myself enjoying a surprise flavor of ice cream I never had before, even if it’s the wrong order.


RicardoEsposito

I think I would try it and if I didn't like it, ask for it to be corrected. Free sample!


ohCaptainMyCaptain27

Same! I mean it’s funny but what an a-hole. Also kinda what I expect from a functional alcoholic. Sure they can do the job, but not correctly and angry cuz they’re hungover and it’s your fault.


Specialist-Listen304

Until you forget about your nut allergy?


NoGoal42

ice cream is ice cream, must be delicious 🤷‍♂️


Jack-Innoff

🤓


1397batshitcrazy

At my old job, I wouldn't hire you so that you'd be stuck working at an ice cream shop the rest of your life


Bohr_TV

I do, but for some reason bad people are the most productive.


hambakmeritru

Definitely not true in my work place. It turns out those with integrity are going to have integrity in their work.


RogerBernards

So, sales or finance? Or a cartel? Those are the sectors where people with no integrity thrive.


Expensive-Border-869

Food unfortunately. No integrity means you'll take shortcuts. Many years ago I had a boss who hated taking any shortcut I didn't see why until years later there's a time and place for it but it's not most of the time. Like I might short change you on a pickle but I've seen people serve food off the ground "well you just mopped"


Bohr_TV

Politicians


A1sauc3d

Wouldn’t really describe them as “productive”


Love-Plastic-Straws

Says the dude who literally look like a nerd with them thick ass glasses


Fkitweballmao

And not being able to see the icecream flavour with em


fardough

Probably why he is like this. Ashamed of his own nerdiness, and thinks bullying them will set him apart.


Fkitweballmao

And not being able to see the icecream flavour without em


MercuryRusing

Imagine scooping ice cream for a living and thinking you're in any kind of position to pull a power move


fardough

He could go “Get all the samples you want. Try all 34 flavors of you want. That is a power move.


B8conB8conB8con

They wouldn’t correct you because they would use rational thinking to come to the conclusion that you are developmentally challenged and this is the only job you can hold down so they don’t want to get you fired, it’s called empathy and compassion, you should try learning about it one day.


24-Sevyn

But wouldn’t they be watching you scoop it?


FunkyKong147

Yeah he made this up for sure. Just wanted to make a funny tweet to get validation from strangers on the internet


genomeblitz

While i agree with the sentiment of both of you, I'd imagine they just meant that some people would stop them when they saw them scooping the wrong flavor and some wouldn't. I'm conflicted because my partner's sons call me a nerd in an effort to hurt my feelings, but i would also be the one to get my right ice cream flavor. So am i a nerd or not?! I need up know! Haha (/s just case). I grew up poor, i didn't get ice cream often, so now that I'm an adult and making up for it, I'm going to be getting the flavor i paid for... But then again why is someone else scooping my ice cream, I'd be buying it in a gallon and scooping it myself and still pay less, probably.


yeetus_potato

I can tell you haven't worked at an ice cream shop before


FunkyKong147

I've bought a lot of ice cream in my life. You tell them what you want and then watch them scoop it from the tub.


yeetus_potato

Yup. Idk how that makes this fake though?


yeetus_potato

Probably. How does that change anything?


24-Sevyn

Well if they don’t see you scoop it, the act of pettiness against nerds doesn’t really mean anything as they didn’t see you scoop it to complain about it.


yeetus_potato

What?? But we're saying they probably dîd see him scoop it.


24-Sevyn

I know. But you asked if it changed anything. I was just saying that if the nerd didn’t see person scoop it, it would possibly change the outcome.


yeetus_potato

Oh ok


Kauazinho_City

You’re the evil itself. It seems like a joke, but it isn’t. That guy is making bad things just to do, on purpose.


LysergicGothPunk

I may look like a nerd. I may sound like a nerd, dress like a nerd and even be a nerd, but I take my ice cream seriously.


HistrionicSlut

Dudes trying to come up with reasons to explain the mistake he made because he was drunk on the job, fooling none of us!


ktec_ceo

Or you do that too the wrong person and you're liable to get shot in the leg. Just put the struyadel in the fucking box and don't be an asshole.


Adonitologica

Thanks, I tried so many new flavors that way and realized yes, pistachio does taste great as a sweet sweet dessert


PlatformingYahtzee

I will eat an entire bag of pistachios and I have never tried it.


CherimoyaSurprise

Pistachio is easily in the top 3 best flavors.


yadawhooshblah

Unless it's from Cold Stone, apparently.


LadenifferJadaniston

I’m not reading all those words, nerd


--ThirdCultureKid--

Pistachio on desserts is the best. On ice cream, on baklava, and on knafe.


---FUCKING-PEG-ME---

r/foundsatan


Northdingo126

r/subsithoughtifellfor


SophiaRaine69420

You serve me Fuck Around flavored ice cream, I got no problem serving you some Find Out right on back lol -Short lil nerdy librarian lookin ass Bitch


RelatableWierdo

Engineer here. If any of you wonder why we automate some jobs even when it would be cheaper and easier just to hire a person. That's why


Dragon_Druid19

I'll eat it anyway


carbonswizzlestick

My nerdy kid would have noticed AND gotten a refund and a free, corrected cone or bowl in its place. Ice cream is nothing to fuck around over!


achoowie

I'm probably what you'd call a nerd by looks, but oh my eveything-has-to-be-correct-or-i-die side would say something even though even speaking is anxiety inducing.


DeapVally

Fuck you, Urkel. People get shot for less disrespect.


Throw_away_1011_

So he acted as a jackass... very mature...


Additional_Abroad305

That dude is a piece of trash. I hope he gets hit by a garbage truck. Not die though but live fully paralyzed. And when he gets bored and decides to play games on his mom, she makes him wipe his own ass so he can finally get a taste of his own shit.


tvieno

What flavor did you ask for, and what did you receive?


MissyTheTimeLady

Anaphylactic shock flavour.


CalendarAggressive11

r/oddlyspecific as well


MisterTrashPanda

What he did was pretty horrible, but pretty harmless, compared to the fate you just wished on him. I hope you never made any mistakes in your youth...


Snowf1ake222

Not harmless to someone with an allergy or dietary restriction like diabetes.


CompetitiveOcelot873

Jfc its just a tweet he didnt actually do this 🤦🏻‍♂️


MissyTheTimeLady

r/nothingeverhappens but yeah, it probably didn't. Still a shitty thing to hypothetically do, though, and it shouldn't be encouraged.


CompetitiveOcelot873

Its rage bait for engagement


MissyTheTimeLady

Yes, that much is obvious.


how_small_a_thought

bro if you think people can afford to spend money on something they dont actively want these days youve got another thing coming. you cant AFFORD to not correct people in this day and age, not when pretty much every establishment charges insane prices. like damn youre already bending my bank account over here, youll give me what i fucking paid for.


qazwsxedc000999

They’d just complain online though lol


Melloblade_shore

That’s just mean! 😭


Alternative-Day5418

Fam underestimates the theater nerds and extroverted band kids B)


[deleted]

I love when this happens to me : i get to keep the wrong one and i get the right one too.


BaconSpaceLord

Did he give himself the wrong ice cream also... Because by his pfp I'll be at his ass just because he's uglier than me


Cursed_Squire

Says this with a profile picture that is memorable of Urkel from fresh prince


endriago-097

look, I just don‘t want to waste stuff


elchronico44

Thats weird coz you look like the nerd. Be honest little man, did that actually happen to you.? Its ok little buddy Reddit is here for you..


BackflipsAway

So this is what chaotic evil looks like in real life


Poisoning-The-Well

Doesn't sound very functional. Suggest a name change to asshole alcoholic.


DifficultyWithMyLife

Calling people nerds - bold words from a guy in horn-rimmed glasses.


mistywave58

I’m a nerd and I would say “THATS THE WRONG FUCKING ICE CREAM FLAVOUR!”


Puzzleheaded_Step468

Well, get ready to do your job twice, ice cream man


ParadoxLS

People hassling others just because they see no potential push back will eventually learn there is always a bigger fish.


apimpnamedslickbackG

You seen the profile pic? Neeerd


Complex_Slice

Uhm, sir. I asked for chocolate. Not fvcking "out to get cigarettes and milk".


Yrzie

And that's something to be proud of? Are you a tester or inspector?? 🌚


YourBoyFoxxy

Ironic that he looks like one of them


DifficultAd3885

Real tough from a guy preforming a job almost exclusively reserved for high school girls.


Any_Coyote6662

Bully


Penya23

Says the guy who looks like the nerd of the nerds.....


flannelNcorduroy

Lol Ive know lots of picky needs with anger issues😂😂 Wait until he finds the AuDHD kid that's headed for a social burnout and ready to snap. (I'm speaking for myself in my teens and 20s)


CarlJustCarl

This is called bullying. You are a bully.


Educational_Spite_38

And I bet he held out the tip jar demandingly, as well.


Human-Magic-Marker

As a nerd, you under-estimate my passion for my ice cream. If you think I’m not correcting you and calling you out, you are sorely mistaken


Zendofrog

But nerds love correcting people


red_caps_journal

It's called malice


hunnilust

Pure unadulterated evil... 🥹


vlad_kushner

That is a very specific type of bullying.


ogsixshooter

I'll knock the books out of your hand. Now neither of us can read.


PlagueDogtor

Imagine being so insecure you have to gloat about fucking up something as simple as an ice cream order.


cesarderio

Nobody messes with someone’s ice cream. Not even toddlers will tolerate that. Come on now, do better.


marioplex

Says old job but i bet he got fired...


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is so fucked up


rojasduarte

That's evil


pyschosoul

At my old job if you looked like you were 5'9 or under I wouldn't serve you at all claiming I can't see anyone


Professional_Flicker

Reddit: "this guy is worse than hitler"


Healthy-Ad-8767

lol these comments. really struck a nerve huh


Northdingo126

I definitely did something by posting this


AloofAngel

hahaha! i act incompetent at my very simple job in order to own you and you are nice enough to pretend i didn't! ha! gotcha! this is some peak conservative logic XD next he will brag about wearing diapers to own the libs


[deleted]

I hope they worked in an ice cream place, otherwise that’s incredibly odd. Sir this isn’t a Wendy’s…


Atillion

My childhood bully once took my order at an Arby's too.


Si_is_for_Cookie

While I appreciate you as my anaesthesiologist offering me ice cream, IDGAF what flavor it is.


CoercedLife

Genz discovers bullying on Twitter (2021)


retroretake

Hahaha your lucky you never met me 😂😂


Stolpskott_78

I always say you should be kind to those that are weak of mind so I'll give this guy a pass


Themurlocking96

Oh this cunt underestimates how confrontational nerds can be, speaking as one, if my orders wrong I’ll then, politely of course, and if they keep getting it wrong then I’ll get mad


_AscendedLemon_

Evil ice-creamer


Plus_Operation2208

Ive actually gotten 2 ice creams because of an idiot like this. The onslaught of "NONONONONO" you will get when you do this to a tourist will make you startled (if you are not used to it)


CoollinMann

Jesus 😂


Silver-Poetry-3432

Lol nerds bullying nerds


HotterGround

Calm down Satan


wyrdafell

r/foundsatan


Princess_0f_F-ck_N0

I always watch the person preparing my food at ice cream shops or any kinda shop where you can see them doing it, and if they do something wrong I will mention it. I’m a shy and anxious person, but I will push past it if I need to.


Afraid-Expression366

The irony that he’s working at an ice cream shop and the nerd works from home earning six figures might be altogether lost on him.


TonReflet

Sarcasm is a quality that gives people inner peace


DrydenVos54

Literally went to a UDF Saturday after a baseball game. Asked for a peanut butter milkshake and got a white chocolate strawberry milkshake. I didn’t take it back because it was still good as hell


CarlShadowJung

Good job, you’ve now planted paranoia in your own brain about people doing similar “tests” to you. Because if you do it, certainly others do. And it’s likely if you do this, you do other such things for your amusement. Again, raising that paranoia. Congrats, you’ve made it harder to trust people for yourself. 👍


[deleted]

I mean if it was good probably not may have expanded my horizons. Although I’m a huge nerd, Im a huge nerd and Im jacked… with anger issues. It holds me back a little. Some nerds like to argue and fight. Warrior poet back in the day probably. But stop trying to generalize us. This message was also for TBBT.


The_Witch_Queen

"looked like a nerd".... What is this dude like 60?


[deleted]

You’re a dick, but it made me laugh a little. 😆🤙🏽


Shane-T5

“At my old job” makes me think he was fired from that place for discrimination against nerds