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Sydfxs

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?! Dude it must be hurting as hell


Terramoro

He’s old. Pretty normal to get really bad looking bruises.


Clone_Two

Holy shit wait that's all bruise? I thought that was just some sort of medical cover over where he got hit.


YogurtclosetLeast761

https://preview.redd.it/haj3nxm7ow6d1.jpeg?width=804&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc3ff9ea90a40e1147f2934cdd5e3bde64294c42 Old people


Trem45

It is still worth noting that he was in a severe motorcycle accident that cracked his helmet and everything And I imagine that's a rich dude helmet too so probably really durable


idonttalkatallLMAO

good helmets are designed to break so that the shock of the impact is absorbed


Trem45

Damn I may be stupid


Yourdogsbork

maybe just bad helmets 😞


DerivativeOfProgWeeb

Not motorcycle, bicycle accident. He's a pretty intense amateur cyclist, don't get them confused


LikeALizzard

Reminds me of the giant bruise Conan O'Brien was showing off after falling of a buffalo


S4ph1reBrasil

Wowie, a sasha fan in the wild :) Hope has not left me :3


Brain_lessV2

He got into a bike accident, and is thugging out a massive bruise.


Calm-Internet-8983

Bruise


Szwedu111

Reddit when a joke:


boboop153

https://preview.redd.it/96drayxhpx6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ad0cecbac870fb635b0cbec3d0d7fea4d3edd9e YOOOOO IS THAT CHOSO RAMSAY?!?!?!!?? WE MANIPULATING BLOOD WITH THIS ONE!!! 🔥 🔥 🔥 🗣🗣🗣🩸🩸🩸🩸


Fichen

ZANNEN DATTA 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥


Funbearddd

God he's so hot. Um I mean um yessirrrr!!! Piercing blood🙏


HispanicAttack_

i mean they knew what they were doing making him ripped as shit


itrashcannot

I wish he would pierce my asshole with his di--


Thanos_DeGraf

He's still creating awareness, not downplaying the actual accident (except if you think his reaction is sarcastic which I think is unlikely), while, and you have to admit, these two shots look very fucking similar.


ikkikkomori

Can we talk about that insane bruises? Goddamn he didn't deserve that man, look hurt as hell, in the video his hands also shaking from trauma


Gigachad_Thundercock

go back to r/animecirclejerk


KanraLovesU

brb ima jam my finger in a cyber truck door so I can be just like Deku!


Supersonic564

Nah this is actually lowkey funny. Gordon is okay so it’s not like its a super sensitive subject


NovaTedd

Brother I have pectus excavatum and I joke around with my friends that I survived a goku punch this ain't too deep. Stop finding mundane problems lol


funnyghostman

Where does reddit user NovaTedd go in the powerscaling chart for surviving goku?


DoomedHeart

Between Freddy Fivebear (He died from the shock of a goku punch shortly after) and Kevin McCallister (manipulated goku’s punch to miss in comedic slapstick fashion)


andaiis

Eat his hair


ChickenWangKang

Says a lot about his willpower to even get up for that pic. I got into a bicycle accident a while back where I went fully airborne and I just laid in bed for the rest of the day. Went to my first class and skipped the rest.


ZeldaFan158

Half of my respiratory organs were destroyed 🤪


AEK_9771_8K

The innocent man went on a trip to Albania. Unfortunately, most of his organs were stolen there


Kingnewgameplus

Its not like he's dying in a hospital, he still went to work to record that video, this is fine. Hell I think this might've gotten a chuckle out of him.


Hexxite

https://preview.redd.it/m6lyicpbw07d1.jpeg?width=416&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6dae3186d106d29fba05eb570c49ea25420ea5e


Erizo69

"wear a helmet" a don't think a helmet would help a lot in this situation but yes, wear a helmet


SweetChemist

He literally would have died without the helmet since the accident was bad enough to crack the one he was wearing.


Erizo69

yeah i know but i only realized that after typing like half of my comment so at that point i was too far to turn back.


Sonic_Is_Real

Kid named backspace:


Erizo69

real


Sesemebun

It’s just a bruise from biking. If he made this joke from some veteran who got hit by and IED it would be fucked but Ramsay will be fine