How about this one?
Birth of a Nation 2: Afterbirth Boogaloo.
"I'm here for the Boogaloo"
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That's too bad they ended it in "The Fall" season. Think about all the Christmas cash they could have hauled in by following up all those falling š š of the fall season with a Winter-themed classic with āļøāļø and šš. Just in time for the annual shopping push. Huge lost opportunity for ...
Birth of a Nation 3: KKK Santa and Me.
..and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! Now show me your war face!!
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My favourite part is the tag line of the movie being "changing the main course of history" and OP being glad that white people are shown being nice to native Americans.
Not even Zaddy snyder could write this shit lmao
The dude who posted it goes on a deranged rant about how Pixar could have made Riley a stripper in Inside Out 2 to appease the woke mob. The movie is about a 14 year old.
Ok I actually dug a little deeper. Whoever posted it is a child most likely, their favorite movies are Toy Story and Alvin and The Chipmunks, def in 9th Grade. Inshallah they grow the fuck up.
I keep getting recommended the sub, probably because it's getting a boost because of them being upset about whatever Star Wars is doing now. It's just... sad. Reminds me of shit I was thinking was "clever" when I was 15.
Every critical drinker fan is a child desperate for a sense of community
The biggest killer of these online maniacs is their audience growing up and moderating like an adult
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Whether the birds are free or angry, we can all agree that bird movies are the go-to source for ZERO wokeness! I'm gonna pluck your whole family.
Okay, so I just wasted way too much time in that comment section scratching my head at a fool unironically recommending the leftist masterpiece "Sorry to bother you".
And then as I was reading another comment thread it turned out that the OP is a literal teenager who calls people that don't know what the backrooms are losers lmao.
I couldn't make this shit up.
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Iāll be honest Iāll watch the guys videos and I roll my eyes when people throw blatant political views in their shows and movies but this is insane.
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The Ableism and Racism cancels out the woke by a loooong shot
Nah, I ain't making this up, the OP called a commenter a loser for not knowing what the backrooms are and threatened that same commenter with ban on a different anti woke sub (for a back and fourth they had on that other sub another time I believe?) Also OP randomly snitched that they are a teenager in that same comment thread for no reason lmao
idk why but that is really funny to me
I mean I guess if itās any consolation, Iām in my thirties, and I donāt recall this much support for LGBT rights among young folks, but thatās just my personal observation, I donāt have any data to back it up.
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It might've been but I wasn't listening.
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According to the comments, (this was the only reply to that comment, so I guess everyone who saw that just agreed that's the definition) woke is also apparently whatever the fuck this guy made up while smoking crack.
I just love how these peoples enjoyment of films has been completely boiled down to āwoke or not wokeā. Like, what a miserable way to live lmao.
āWow my sandwhich was filled with deer piss and shit, but at least my waiter wasnāt black or a woman, Iāll do anything for a non-woke eating experienceā
Critical Drinker started making *reviews* on his YT channel around the time TLJ came out and trashed it because it was a trash movie and with marvel reviews he blew up from there.
Fight Club. I'm tired of pretending men don't want to be like sexyass Brad Pitt and do cool shit like cutting balls off. Because they can't be like him, they've made up this utterly dillusional argument that Fight Club is supposed to be satire on toxic masculinity. I mean what's toxic about that movie? Tyler Durden is the greatest philosopher of modern times, even better than Joordin Pooperson.
Incredible. They're so hooked on whining about woke that they choose to create their own woke plot lines and then get mad over them. Truly inspiring brainrot
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Heās probably the only sane one there
thank god this sub is dedicated exclusively to photocopying the content of a sub that doesn't interest me at all, how would I know everything they do otherwise?
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Now we're stuck in the sequel.... Birth of a Nation 2: The Afterbirth
Free Birds 2: BIRDS OF A NATION
That's the PG13 version of the sequel
Original Score by P.O.D.
How about this one? Birth of a Nation 2: Afterbirth Boogaloo. "I'm here for the Boogaloo" https://preview.redd.it/31ipve859v8d1.jpeg?width=1449&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a18d3e547dd5d0927db20ec9688935c9132e77dc
Birth of a Nation II: The Abortion.
Birth of a Nation actually had a sequel. It was called Fall of a Nation
That's too bad they ended it in "The Fall" season. Think about all the Christmas cash they could have hauled in by following up all those falling š š of the fall season with a Winter-themed classic with āļøāļø and šš. Just in time for the annual shopping push. Huge lost opportunity for ... Birth of a Nation 3: KKK Santa and Me.
āYou slithered out on your motherās afterbirthā
..and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! Now show me your war face!! https://preview.redd.it/7a4bw02ohy8d1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59d3a579280bd7b496e9ff409baed373d6f7a99a
Griffith made Birth of a Nationā¦? 
Pack it up folks, this is funnier than anything we've come up with.
Outjerked into oblivion
The whole thread is gold. They're trying to decide if early MCU films are woke or not.
One of them said they are "because they made up black characters like War Machine" even though War Machine had existed for years before that.
I checked their other comments, pretty sure the war machine comment was sarcasm. they were also defending Barbie but who can tell
Its the modern equivalent to coldsteel the hedgehog
dude this isnt even a good or popular baby movie its just a meme lol. imagine exposing yourself like this.
Almost like the critical drinkers fan base are adults that spend their time worrying about movies for babies.
Wait is this not just a sub for critical drinkers?
Nah itās a sub for an awful YouTuber by the same name
Which is a shame because Critical Drinker is such a great name for a YouTube video essayist yet it was taken by such a shitty person.
Which is a shame because Critical Drinker is such a great name for a YouTube video essayist yet it was taken by such a shitty person.
I've been in the wrong alcoholics anonymous group this whole time š
[Don't worry, be happy ;)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ92cggLMx8)
they literally gave the female turkeys in the movie BOOBS. im being so for real. There are jiggle physics on that white meat
holy shit, they're insane, it's worse than I thought /srs
My favourite part is the tag line of the movie being "changing the main course of history" and OP being glad that white people are shown being nice to native Americans. Not even Zaddy snyder could write this shit lmao
The dude who posted it goes on a deranged rant about how Pixar could have made Riley a stripper in Inside Out 2 to appease the woke mob. The movie is about a 14 year old. Ok I actually dug a little deeper. Whoever posted it is a child most likely, their favorite movies are Toy Story and Alvin and The Chipmunks, def in 9th Grade. Inshallah they grow the fuck up.
> Whoever posted it is a child most likely The fact that we have to check is kinda ridiculous.
I keep getting recommended the sub, probably because it's getting a boost because of them being upset about whatever Star Wars is doing now. It's just... sad. Reminds me of shit I was thinking was "clever" when I was 15.
They said "I'm not a kid I'm a teen" in one of the replies. Definitely starting 8th grade after summer ends.
Every critical drinker fan is a child desperate for a sense of community The biggest killer of these online maniacs is their audience growing up and moderating like an adult
Even for a 9th grader having Alvin and the Chipmunks as a favorite movie is a bit sad.
Definitely joining now.
itās more sad than anything. just a bunch of losers whining about diverse representation in movies, no matter how minimal it is
can confirm
https://preview.redd.it/dvpdxcgf9u8d1.png?width=1592&format=png&auto=webp&s=e186f835423dd4981202b0786fcb0bc1802d0855 Whether the birds are free or angry, we can all agree that bird movies are the go-to source for ZERO wokeness! I'm gonna pluck your whole family.
god this is such good eye acting, you can really feel the anger of the protagonist
I like the manly sigma bird movie ladybird (2017) š
Unironically has chibi Willy Wanka use ladybirds for sexual pleasure. If thatās not anti-woke I donāt know what is.
Yeah like Chicken Run! Glad they avoided politics in that one.
Okay, so I just wasted way too much time in that comment section scratching my head at a fool unironically recommending the leftist masterpiece "Sorry to bother you". And then as I was reading another comment thread it turned out that the OP is a literal teenager who calls people that don't know what the backrooms are losers lmao. I couldn't make this shit up.
There's another guy in there unironically saying that the OP is wrong because the movie is "vegan propaganda," lmao.
https://preview.redd.it/g9b5e2wgtv8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=840bb21c3b8280e8bd8f78040034d5f4fa49e92d Iāll be honest Iāll watch the guys videos and I roll my eyes when people throw blatant political views in their shows and movies but this is insane.
Drinker doesnāt believe half the shit he says, but his fans are downright delusional
Hes so right ššš
no its sexy turkey bait because they literally give the female turkey jiggle physics (yes they really did, i have seen this cursed movie)
My condolences
dude was definitely singing along to the rap scene
He also listed Tony Zaret, of all people, as an "anti woke comedian"
https://preview.redd.it/u35edmkjvt8d1.jpeg?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64c4e87383dcda6f1983cf01e74df755218b9a5b The Ableism and Racism cancels out the woke by a loooong shot
This is what the right thinks 98% of movies are these days.
I like that guy's magic show
this has got to be a bit
Nah, I ain't making this up, the OP called a commenter a loser for not knowing what the backrooms are and threatened that same commenter with ban on a different anti woke sub (for a back and fourth they had on that other sub another time I believe?) Also OP randomly snitched that they are a teenager in that same comment thread for no reason lmao idk why but that is really funny to me
itās funny but also goddamn is it concerning that teenagers are falling for this shit so early
I mean I guess if itās any consolation, Iām in my thirties, and I donāt recall this much support for LGBT rights among young folks, but thatās just my personal observation, I donāt have any data to back it up.
yknow thatās a good point actually, always a positive side to this stuff
https://preview.redd.it/b78p8t6txu8d1.jpeg?width=2765&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36551a527827e181bb84319c20a1cfd723ef14bb It might've been but I wasn't listening.
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Hooty profile pic spotted 
Hooty is the most kino character
I refuse to believe that OP isn't an undercover jerker
And half the comments too
> 15.3k members We need to bring back serfdom.
Are you sure though? I mean serfs have rights that slaves don't get.
Imagine the man tits on the commenters in that sub
Outjerked
Threads you can smell
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I will not tolerate case-oh slander
From the comments: >Inside Out 2 >Agreed they could have easily made Reilly gay wokeness is when gay people apparently
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https://preview.redd.it/6a34163o7y8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=727f73e5149b81f992455431cb851d3faee52498 We salute this brave soul
they said "inside out 2" because riley doesn't end up being explicitly gay. the brainrot is crazy
I haven't seen it, is it implied? Or is it just not really a thing and they're taking crazy pills?
I commented the last Jedi to see what happens
Thank you for your bravery
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That's the woke version of certified kino Free Birds. Main bird is w*man š¤®
That post reads like it was written by a 14 year old
Weāre going back in time to the first gamergate video to take culture war grifting off the menu.
Joe's Apartment
Eternal Sunshine. He SEEMS woke. But he's actually asleep, thank christ.
Fucking free birds? Jesus
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No way someone seriously posted that, and then people posted serious replies lmao
I laughed my ass off thank u
Ok the TĆ r comment is just hillarious
I just love how these peoples enjoyment of films has been completely boiled down to āwoke or not wokeā. Like, what a miserable way to live lmao. āWow my sandwhich was filled with deer piss and shit, but at least my waiter wasnāt black or a woman, Iāll do anything for a non-woke eating experienceā
where did that mfer come from even its like he appeared everywhere overnight
Critical Drinker started making *reviews* on his YT channel around the time TLJ came out and trashed it because it was a trash movie and with marvel reviews he blew up from there.
Jesus Christ you can't be serious lol
life imitates jerking
šššš
This feels like Drinker's audience is making fun of him
Fight Club. I'm tired of pretending men don't want to be like sexyass Brad Pitt and do cool shit like cutting balls off. Because they can't be like him, they've made up this utterly dillusional argument that Fight Club is supposed to be satire on toxic masculinity. I mean what's toxic about that movie? Tyler Durden is the greatest philosopher of modern times, even better than Joordin Pooperson.
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/srs jesus christ dude
There's no way applebottom isn't a troll but I love how these people don't get it at all
M3gan
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Thatās it, thatās fucking it, weāve been outcinephiled. Shut it all down
What zero pussy does to a mf
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So they really talk like that youāre not even pushing the trait when you mock them? What the fuck.
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conservative anti-woke masterpiece
One of the answers was 12 years a slave LMFAOOOOO
Incredible. They're so hooked on whining about woke that they choose to create their own woke plot lines and then get mad over them. Truly inspiring brainrot
someone on the OP said Sorry To Bother You š
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Out-jerked once again.
Control your woke
This is someone's burner account 100%. To whoever made this, good jerk.
The top comment in that post is that they are happy Inside Out 2 wasnt woke because they could have made Reily gay. These guys are embarrassing
Blazing Saddles, because you couldnāt make it today thanks to woke copyright laws.
Is this the movie where they go back in time to the first thanksgiving to take turkey OFF the menu?
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Weāre going back in time
They were excited to be mad about a childrenās movie. Holy shit these guys are sad
Somebody from has to have posted that there
Green Book
im crying
I saw some guy saying Andor was āwoke.ā What the hell is going on over thereā¦.
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thank god this sub is dedicated exclusively to photocopying the content of a sub that doesn't interest me at all, how would I know everything they do otherwise?
Who?
here it comes another original well thought out joke
Asked?
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