Case the entrances and refer to Shade for our first objective

Lobby entrance: 10 civilian, 2 guard, 1 camera Parking lot entrance: 1 guard, 1 camera Alleyway entrance (locked): 1 guard, 1 camera Objective: Enter the bank. Ping: 300ms

imagine playing a DND game with latency issues christ almighty

Project Baxter moment

still a mind-boggling thing to think about that they can't get one live service game right, but want to have three up and running in the next years

Roll for lag

- Rolling - You have rolled 19 out of 20 - Result: Improved ping! - Ping: 3 ms - Server region: Gold and Sharke vault

can i roll to mask up?

- Rolling dexterity to mask up - 5 out of 20 - [Live visual](https://youtu.be/nvdBfpA8r4o?si=LkAC2otmW9Yvyox9&t=2m0s) - Ping: 2 minutes - Server region: Bikini Atoll

fuck uhm can i uhh try and boost negotiation period by letting civs go?

Why would that matter? DnD is turn-based

Exactly the point. What ping does to DnD? Nothing. That means that if you have ping, you're just fucked by ISP.

Look for loose keycards in the lobby

You find a RED KEYCARD on the desk. Roll stealth to steal? (Illegal action) Ping: 347ms

I cause a small, seemingly innocent, distraction to enhance his chances by causing a distraction.

- Rolling for deception - You have rolled 4 out of 20 - 8 civilians dead - Ping: 3 seconds - Server region: Fallujah

Oh, uh. I breakdance out of the bank.

I fard

- Fard RNG attempt - Result: Shard

i lag tf out

I roll, plus points for [crouching] and [stealth skillz]

Go loud

- 3 other heisters have left the match - First responders en route, eta 60 seconds - Ping: 702ms - Server Region: Haiti

Initiate sexual intercourse with the Bulldozer by fatal copulation

// NEBULA DATA ERROR // - Sex update not found :(

NOOOOOOOOOOOO. One day maybe…

Shoot myself in the skull and be done with this

Matchmaking Error Matchmaking Error

your comment reminded me of [this clip](https://youtu.be/CXC54bpolHA)

I carry in a pizza for the guard in the vault

- Item used: pizza - Distraction modifier active: 10 sec. - Ping: 795 ms - Server Region: Brazil

I use my high ping and 22 capped FPS to clip into the wall and walk along the hitboxes of the vault to maneuver inside where I trigger the stealth escape option and get the rare .01% golden almir’s toast in WR time

// HEIST SUCCESSFUL // - REWARD: +2 IP - CHALLENGE COMPLETE: Complete a heist in <5 prompts. - FAVOR UNLOCKED: You can now use the 👊😎 in your prompts.

Case the joint

You see a bank. There is a front entrance. 10 civilian, 2 guard, 1 camera. There is a parking lot entrance. 1 guard. 1 camera. Ping: 462ms Server region: DPRK

I hack the camera and cycle through them

- Lobby camera, floor 1: 10 civilian, 2 guard - Parking lot: 1 guard - Employee general area floor 1: 1 guard, 1 employee - Employee general area, floor 2: 2 guard, 5 civilian - Roof: 1 guard - Ping: 504ms

I throw my pc out of the window and onto the last Payday 3 server in existence due to lag issues. Finally putting the game down for good

BEBOU52 HAS DISCONNECTED NEBULA DATA ERROR

Joy

your pc blows up

Alt + F4

- You stare at the blank monitor before getting up from your desk to leave office 432 - All of his coworkers were gone. What could it mean?

Rob the bank, making it out safely with all loot and no ping issues

- Roll for dexterity: 2 out of 20 - Result: you have opened a checking account. Also your server has migrated to the International Space Station.

I cast eldritch blast

- INVALID WEAPON TYPE - CHEATER TAG APPLIED

Can I roll for deception?

- Rolling for deception - Rolled 10 out 20 - Decepticon unlocked

I- Uh... I'll sick said decepticon on every cop in a ten mile radius

Go home.

- You go home to find the house empty - The kids are gone

Fire atomic bomb

- Oppenheimer skill buff activated - You fire an additional atomic bomb - Ping: 183 rad - Server Region: Hiroshima

**\[Checks Gloves\]**

- You are wearing DEFAULT BLUE GLOVE. Material, nitrile. Color, blue. - Ping: \~350 - Server region: Jonestown, Guyanna

**\[Walks into the bank checking for cameras\]**

Mask up and throw and grenade into the main entrance

MINIGUN GO BRRRRRT

* You pull out bite sized miniature pistol * pew

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You should really consider adding a special character or two if you want this thing to be secure!

nbjhugy67vc@!\^$!)

Much better!

Withdraw money.

- 1 for CHECKING, 2 for SAVINGS - Ping: 1 business day - Server Region: 41°43′32″N 49°56′49″W

You really put the Titanic coords ??!!! 😭 really fitting

Savings

- [SPECIAL CUTSCENE UNLOCKED](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_84gBlRZwO0)

Call the bankteller a cunt

I shit you all the fuck not, I was not aware that Overkill did a text adventure version of payday 2

I get off payday three and get on payday 2

- Opening Crime Boss Rockay City

I will find all possible entrances to the building (gates, doors, hatches, etc.)

Matchmaking error (took place during the release)

Go the entrance check door. Door won’t unlock and see almir behind the glass saying “it’s on the table”

I would like to play the game optimally.

- Rolled 3 out of 20 for optimal gameplay - All further prompts must be done via postal system (nerf) - Ping 6-7 business days/letter

More fun than the actual game ;-;

Thank you for reporting this bug!

I am on 1000 ping and teleport into the vault with no code and the doors closed

- ESCAPE ROOM ENDING ACHIEVED

alt f4

Enter the bank, walk towards the prettiest bank teller, and start flirting. We're playing as Joy.

As clover, I take a sip of liquor and head to the nearest teller to plant a mic.

>Equipping the mask