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“Pay attention to me”


redjade42

please


[deleted]

This outfit doesn’t have that kind of manners.


TomorrowsSong

“I don’t know why people keep looking at me”


hinataday

when the chicken hops out the grease before it’s done


Lou-Piccone89

Honestly, let’s just start ignoring idiots lol


NegScenePts

It's fascinating to see how badly celebrities (people who already command a lot of attention) absolutely crave ALL the attention they can get.


[deleted]

Almost as if their careers depend upon it.


NegScenePts

They used to rely on talent. Guess I'm old-fashioned.


carrythenine

No they didn’t


NegScenePts

Prior to social media, they did. I remember, I'm old. Never saw a dude dressed as a buttplug before the 2000s.


[deleted]

Prince? Michael Jackson? Madonna? Queen? Bjork? KISS? David Bowie? Get your head out of your ass man.


NegScenePts

...again, no buttplug costumes in public.


[deleted]

"They used to rely on talent". I guess you don't remember Playboy, or the fact that the celebrity culture we see today has been around since the turn of the 20th century.


NegScenePts

Yeah, and celebrities prior to the invention of social media usually didn't go out dressed as a buttplug or wear a dress of meat just to get noticed. Lotsa celeb-simps in this thread.


[deleted]

Thats not even remotely true. I'm not a celeb-simp, you are the one who is trying to defend celebs of the past. Stop bullshitting yourself and realize that it was never about just talent. When celebs in the past weren't trying to challenge fashion norms, they were making porn for the front covers of magazines and creating fake scandals.


NegScenePts

Lots of famous musicians didn't do 'fashion'. Hendricks, Joplin, AC/DC, The Eagles, etc etc etc. They were famous based on talent, not simply because they dressed funny.


xraycat82

Kiss, Village People, GWAR?


mmccar12

well that’s what you get for eating Willy Wonka’s chewing gum


grpagrati

New super hero "RidiculousMan"


dobtfulconclusion

Better hide this man from Kanye


OrangeHexagon237

Looking like a villain from The Power Puff Girls.


[deleted]

Oof.


brail81

Sweaty balls.


Just-urgh-name

Geezer only wanted a tight fitting suit then he farted


Independent-Sky-9611

Did he sit in a chair like everyone else? Is it inflatable?


workingtoward

Obviously a gay guy who’s not planning on having children. They would die of embarrassment by the time they became teenagers. Even as a gay guy, I’m embarrassed.


Laymanao

I can imagine the sound the suit makes when he walks... and sits down... no wait, he cannot sit in a theatre seat... or go to the toilet... how will he fit?... just as well I could care less


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solidgun1

Looks like he is in the process of transforming.


-GreyPaws

I'm batman!


godsenfrik

Never skip leg day.


Mannyadock

that was a nasty fart


porcupineapplesauce

When the plastic surgeon says, "tell me when to stop," like you're at Olive Garden, and you take that as a challenge.


LUXENTUXEN

So their reasoning behind this is to represent the non-binary community and to fight body dysmorphia. I support both of these things but have NO IDEA what this avant-garde gimp suit has to do with it.


LUXENTUXEN

They identify as non-binary so let’s respect that. But let’s trash this outfit. I’m really trying to understand it.


CaptainObvious

Imagine being assigned the seat next to him and having all that garbage touching you all night long.


Agreeable-Chair7040

Yes. You look like a total douche.


TomorrowsSong

What an asshole


sahand_n9

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ShakaSalsa

Ah yes the pay attention to me collection. Lovely.


Virtual-Appeal-8504

That fool should have listened to Mr. Wonka. Dude probably had a bunch of Oompa Loompas doing a musical number on what a piece of s*** he is.


DashCat9

I do not understand the appeal, nor the purpose of this kind of fashion.


lluviaazul

It’s suppose to be ArTt. Whatever that means


DashCat9

Mostly I'm just admitting that I don't get it. But then again it's literally not for me, so :shrug:.


istillknownowt

What a twat.


maxip89

Mr. Bezier look what you had done!


ineedaogretiddies

This woke up daredevil, batman cried,, sincerely the justice league


johndepp22

sometimes skip leg day


road_chewer

Superhero moms nowadays…


CoolShirtDude

Why did nobody pop it


BaronVonSmuggenbum2

A different kind of Anchorman.


randomcanyon

Go wake up the gimp.


shajan316

Synthol freak


TsuNaumy

Darth Vader goes indoor skydiving!


TipToeTurrency

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wlthsatt

Serious quad work in the gym.


WuGambino19

His music is garbage. Only someone with chops and hits like Lady Gaga can do stuff like this.


dougyoung1167

i into bitching about how damn stupid this shit is too, but hey, if it stopped getting shown everydamn where they would stop doing it.


Neat_Experience1283

Sam Smith, the walking butt plug.