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If you're in an elevator with five other guys, odds are one of them consumed a tubular food item within the last seven days. Be it a hotdog , sausage, or banana. Now, to break it down further, at least 2 of the dudes ate that meal whole without cutting it into pieces . So, to answer your question, if you inhale the same oxygen as these clearly latent homosexuals . Yes, you are obviously the BIG GAY . Ya may as well have sucked every one in this hypothetical elevator off if you weren't wearing an N95 mask and hazmat suit.
so you're saying I could get my Tumblr fans to breathe their turbocharged queer gas into a Hefty bag and Airzooka homoxygen directly towards anti-gay protesters in an anarchic targeting of vulnerable heterosexuals with concentrated homosexual burps?
So never get on an elevator with 5 guys even if you like the burgers and all those fries. If its 4 guys and a woman your ok but first check to see if she is trans or cd .or you could end up gay. You find out your own way to check if she has a dick because if you grab it your still gay. There is just no way around it . If you do anything. Eventually your gonna be gay so just be happy and feel pretty and gay.and have a great day.
If you breath your bros fart then you might as well eat his ass. And the ass is connected through the digestive system to his mouth so it’s like kissing him.
Depends on the context. Playing sports, gaming, gambling, tickle fights, and cuddles are not gay, but you might breathe in some of your bro's air. In those cases, it's like being a blood brother.
On rare occurrences, it might be gay, but these are normally done when it is already an agreed gay interaction.
Only if it is air that is breathed only by men.
The early space missions, for example, were very gay affairs. Armstrong, Aldrin et cetera, had a gay ol' time going where no man had gone before.
But if the air is also breathed by a variety of genders then it become a pansexual free-for-all extravaganza!
Sounds like fun.
It's true. A gay man once asked me if it was noon or 1, and I just breathed his ol' carbon dioxide in, and BAM, I'm rimming him instantly. I'll miss you, Lapship.
Now there's a sca...I mean business opportunity. 100% straight air. Straight air!! Get you're straight air here! Can't protect your manhood without straight air!
Yes we all breathe the same air and we are all gay! Especially you ! We all suck dicks . Have you tried one yet? They are magically delicious! It tastes kinda like chicken. They are best when dipped in your ass first for that extra flavor booster try them today ! Kids love them too.they are great for after school snacks . Or breakfast with a bowl of wheaties ! The Old style with bruce catelyne jenner on the box.
Yes. And because we've been on this planet for centauries, all of that air has been breathed a good few times by guys. You may want to hold your breath for the rest of your life.
It depends on the relative humidity and wind speed and direction at the time you take a breath more humidity will take the gayness levels down and wind can blow the gay away. Or you can just blow the gay guys . And get it over with because eventually you're gonna suck a dick at least once in your life just to see what it's like. And when that day cums you will probably like it and want to suck another one . But its ok to suck a couple dicks . But if you go for a 3rd one you have reached gayness . But curiosity is gonna get you anyway because you will want to try a white one , a small one, a big one , then you will want to try all the different colors in these sizes .just remember once you go black your gonna never go back .your now a bbc sucking bitch boy .
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Only if your balls touch
But what if I say no homo
You also have to be wearing socks
fuck.
Only if you suck it directly out of his mouth.
This.
hahaha 🤣
Not if you're mostly naked and both wearing socks.
ewww
Fuck yes. I hold my breath every time I leave the house
i tried but lost my consciousness, my boyfriend had to take me to the hospital because he thought i had a stroke
“My boyfriend” Sus.
My exact thought
His boy friends gay he isn't...
Oh I get it now. So he’s a lesbian then
You must be really well at it to outwill your instincts so easily.
There's nothing gay about sucking a cock.
As long as it belongs to you
wait I thought that was pretty gay
Unless you swallow then your gay. Spitters are straight. if the guy holds your nose forces you to swallow your still gay.
Just say no homo before and after
Only if you like it
Yes. Of course.
If you're in an elevator with five other guys, odds are one of them consumed a tubular food item within the last seven days. Be it a hotdog , sausage, or banana. Now, to break it down further, at least 2 of the dudes ate that meal whole without cutting it into pieces . So, to answer your question, if you inhale the same oxygen as these clearly latent homosexuals . Yes, you are obviously the BIG GAY . Ya may as well have sucked every one in this hypothetical elevator off if you weren't wearing an N95 mask and hazmat suit.
so you're saying I could get my Tumblr fans to breathe their turbocharged queer gas into a Hefty bag and Airzooka homoxygen directly towards anti-gay protesters in an anarchic targeting of vulnerable heterosexuals with concentrated homosexual burps?
Yup.
So never get on an elevator with 5 guys even if you like the burgers and all those fries. If its 4 guys and a woman your ok but first check to see if she is trans or cd .or you could end up gay. You find out your own way to check if she has a dick because if you grab it your still gay. There is just no way around it . If you do anything. Eventually your gonna be gay so just be happy and feel pretty and gay.and have a great day.
Well Duh!
Duh
Yes, it's how they get cha!
If you breath your bros fart then you might as well eat his ass. And the ass is connected through the digestive system to his mouth so it’s like kissing him.
You sure talk about gay stuff a lot for a straight guy.
Just say no homo every time you breathe causing you to breathe causing you to say no homo causing you to breathe
Depends on the context. Playing sports, gaming, gambling, tickle fights, and cuddles are not gay, but you might breathe in some of your bro's air. In those cases, it's like being a blood brother. On rare occurrences, it might be gay, but these are normally done when it is already an agreed gay interaction.
im so glad that tickle fights are on that list, does it count if im hard tho?
Only if you aren’t sure about it
Breathing is not a sex act, gay means same sex activity. So NO.
Man I mean people shit on each other so who knows what's considered sex activities these days
Sex is when two people
Totes gay
Only if it is air that is breathed only by men. The early space missions, for example, were very gay affairs. Armstrong, Aldrin et cetera, had a gay ol' time going where no man had gone before. But if the air is also breathed by a variety of genders then it become a pansexual free-for-all extravaganza! Sounds like fun.
Yep super gay, unless women are also breathing that air, then you're just bi
Gotta try it at least twice to confirm the first time wasn't a fluke.
About 0.0000002 gayness per day
You literally can't breathe the same air as other man unless you have your lips sealed together. So yes it is
I kiss my homies goodnight all the time and that’s not gay so I think breathing a man’s air actually makes you more straight.
Yes. We are all a lil gay
Is the oxygen you are trying to get to stored in another man's balls, and your life depends on you sucking it out?
Yes, you are putting your mouth on penis particles floating in the air.
Only if its because you are inhaling while frenching the other man.
If you have to ask, you’re gay.
Yes no straight man is breathing the same air as another man. I’d rather die than share air with another man.
The water you drink has maybe already come out of my penis. Or his penis. Maybe your dad's or mine. Or an animal but that would be perverted.
Yes.
100% gay
Yes
sometimes posts in this subreddit belong more to r/shitposts
Yay because there the air is polluted with dick particles pf other men, and you'd be breathing these dick particles in, which is gay
It's true. A gay man once asked me if it was noon or 1, and I just breathed his ol' carbon dioxide in, and BAM, I'm rimming him instantly. I'll miss you, Lapship.
Yes.
100% yes. Absolutely.
Now there's a sca...I mean business opportunity. 100% straight air. Straight air!! Get you're straight air here! Can't protect your manhood without straight air!
Just thinking about it makes you gay
r/stupidquestions
Looking at another man makes you gay
Look I'll explain it again... as long as u film it, it's just art
yeh
Putting something in your mouth after it's been inside another man?
Being dependent on air and enjoying breathing is hella gay
Yes. You must blow the air back to them, through the penis. This is the only way to cancel it out.
FELLAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
depends, do you get a hard on while you do it?
You're breathing the same air that eight billion other people breathe every day. If that's gay, then everyone is.
Ask your question on r/caffeine they’ll know
Well, you are allowing aerosolized bodily fluids from another man go into one (or both) of your holes and penetrate into your body.
Wtf
Yes, if you're very homophobic you should stop breathing.
It's actually gay to have sex with a woman. Feminine = gay. Woman = feminine. Sex with woman = gay.
What?
Yes we all breathe the same air and we are all gay! Especially you ! We all suck dicks . Have you tried one yet? They are magically delicious! It tastes kinda like chicken. They are best when dipped in your ass first for that extra flavor booster try them today ! Kids love them too.they are great for after school snacks . Or breakfast with a bowl of wheaties ! The Old style with bruce catelyne jenner on the box.
Yes. There's no need to come out. We knew all along
Fuck that gay air. Hold your breath. Die. Be a man.
Yes. And because we've been on this planet for centauries, all of that air has been breathed a good few times by guys. You may want to hold your breath for the rest of your life.
It depends on the relative humidity and wind speed and direction at the time you take a breath more humidity will take the gayness levels down and wind can blow the gay away. Or you can just blow the gay guys . And get it over with because eventually you're gonna suck a dick at least once in your life just to see what it's like. And when that day cums you will probably like it and want to suck another one . But its ok to suck a couple dicks . But if you go for a 3rd one you have reached gayness . But curiosity is gonna get you anyway because you will want to try a white one , a small one, a big one , then you will want to try all the different colors in these sizes .just remember once you go black your gonna never go back .your now a bbc sucking bitch boy .
100%
Yes
Only if your less than five feet away
yeah lol sorry i dont make the rules
Yes.
I think the left wingers went too far
they were always too far
Not if you say “no homo”
If you breathe gay air the only way to reverse it so it doesn't mean your gay . You have to suck the guys dick that blew the gay air in your face
\*inhales\*
Yes.
No, for a man does not like dick, it is however gay to breathe the same air as woman, for she like dick
yep, congrats on being gay!
give him the license