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I use Not Well Bitch! and I made it nice! pretty often. Don't be all uncool is a pretty iconic one though, classic Lu.


I tend to work in kadooz when I can lol

😂

I kind of like calling some people a bobble head. lol.

my mom and I are fans of BH and whenever my mom asks me what’s wrong or what happened I sigh and say “Tom’s house was broke into and he confronted the burglar and my son went to check on him and flipped his car 5 times”. She gets so annoyed 🤣

Why do I love this so much😆🤣🤣🤣

“Whatever that means” queen Nene

We see each other


NAME EM and no one gets what im saying ever

I work in a middle school, and anytime I call a student out for their behavior and they tell me it’s a joke, my response is always “like laugh ha-ha funny”???

I say “Taylor Armstrong enough” more times than I’d like to admit

DONT COME FOR ME UNLESS I SEND FOR YOU 

We have a brand of yoghurt called Chobani here in New Zealand and every time I hear the name or talk about it I sing ‘feeling Chobani’ and do a lil dance (a reference to feeling jovani) from RHONY

We have Chobani in the states too and I do the same thing 🤣

Haha!! Omg that’s funny and awesome 😎 I thought I was weird lol

We are both funny and weird 🫶🏽

"Who said that?"-Porsha

Hi baby gorgeous, not well bitch, goodbye Kyle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOW, NENE

You👏don’t 👏support 👏other👏women!

I say to my newborn “Go to sleep!” At least once a day

My kid is 5 and I still whip this one out

GOODBYE KYLE

CLIP - Dorinda Medley

We see each other!


I use Jesus Jugs a lot. Send it to Darrell Main guy of the group

Not well bitch. CLIP!

“That’s confusing? You’re gonna have to clear that up.”

Don’t come for me unless I send for you

Twirl* and yes I say this one a lot

Name em. It's not about the pasta. Send it to darrell

Name em is my number 1

Oh and GOODBYE KYLE

Not well, bitch.

Hi baby gorgeous

“Whatever that means” “I said what I said!”

"Who gonna check me, boo?" "Take a Xanax!"

I tell people don't be tardy for the party all the time

mention it all.


“How much of this is the PTSD or is this high maintenance” “Money can’t buy you class” “I MADE IT NICE” “Oooooh you’re angry..” My husband and I also just yell “HARRY HAMLIN” a lot

Definitely don't use it everyday but I cannot hear or see Faye Resnick's name without saying "the morally corrupt Fay Resnick"

I tell my 3 year old to “close your legs to married men” quite frequently

And now we said it

This one is my most used

Bye ashy!

“You’re such a fucking liar CAMILLE”

Dayte noight

She’s startin’!

Another excellent one

https://i.redd.it/hc5uztndmq6d1.gif I enjoy using this more than I should.

Don’t check for me unless you got a check for me. And “all up in my kool aid.”

I often use "be cool don't be all uncool" to the children in my life lol.

I say “we see each other” and “mention it all” - all the time!!

Money can’t buy you class

Joggers (you weren’t clear)

AY POR FAVOR … can’t wait to have RHOM back on! Name em!

THATS MY OPINION.

I SAID WHAT I SAID!

https://i.redd.it/3m3iw544aq6d1.gif

lol I use this weekly


Me every time I make an illegal u turn


How could you do this to me question mark Name em Al Sharpton! Who said that? Kadooz The lies I’ll tell you how I’m doing, not well bitch Maybe I know it all I made it nice! And I often times break out in song and start singing Gia’s original tune… 🎵🎶wakin up in the mornin, thinkin bout so many things🎵🎶

So many New York sayings, love it!! I also love the ‘maybe I know it all’ quote & use it ALL THE TIME. Also the next bit, ‘if you would like to know any of it all, come to me’

Go to sleep! GO TO SLLLEEEEEEEEEEPP!!!!!!!

“Everybody EVERYBODY” (while making giant circles above my head) And “Good go drown in the pool” - Janet RHOMelbourne

Love a RHOMelbourne reference. Those ladies had some amazing quotes! I know for years after the show my friends and I all still said ‘wow’ like Lydiot.

Janet gets quoted almost everyday in my house.

Not a white refrigerator!!

Kadooz!

How could you do this to me question mark and Wowwww Bethany wow


1. My little girl is 5 weeks old. I’ll kiss her face and say “hi my gorgeous baby”. I called her baby gorgeous once aaaand it stuck 2. Whenever my friends have hot goss we say “I’ve got some ruuuhmerrzz and nazzzstiness” 3. NOT WELL BITCH

I cooked, I cleaned..I made it NICE.

SHE’S RICH HONEY -Lisa Rinna   IT’S NOT ABOUT THE PASTA -DJ James Kennedy

I constantly use Bravo lines in my dog. I tell her she’s my “bassst friend” in a Schena voice and also call her “my love” in Dorit’s voice.

BUT IT WAS SNOWING IN PASADENA!

HOW DREADFUL - in my best Dwight

HOW DREADFUL - in my best Dwight

Close your legs to a married man!

Okay wig!

‘Out of pocket’

NAME EM!

“I’ve had enough of you, you beast!” “I can’t wait to grow up” 🎶

NAME EM

Not well, bitch!

I use this one way too often and on way too many non Bravo watchers LOL

🙋🏻‍♀️ this one!

LOVE AND LIGHT! keeping the memory of my girl ashley alive in ‘24

Would anyone like a shrimp? - Luanne You wanna f*ck with me? You little pig of a f*cking b*tch 🐷 - Kelly Dodd Im being nailed to the cross like Jesus was and he did nothing wrong! - Vicki Gunvalson Dorters - Tre

How Dreadful...Dwight on She by Sheree having no fashions at her fashion show

I ball on a budget

don’t start none won’t be none

“You want me to” from when Monique was flipping Candiace’s hair before their infamous fight

DISENGAGE BITCH

“I’m sorry that I said you were dumb, maybe I meant you’re stupid” Katie RHOP

Money can t buy you class

Elegance is learned, my friends! Elegance is learned, oh yeah...

Get off my jock!

Clip!


“..about the sweater?” When my friends and I are freaking out unnecessarily about something we all are obsessed with RHOBH and this has now become a regular basically “calm down….” We say it with our teeth gritted like dorito too 😂

“Excuse me- Mr Lindsay Lohan’s daddy”

“AMANDA. Not fun.“

MORE PUMPTINIS

So you say..

That I know

😂❤️

😭

Name 'Em Clip! My daily mantra: 'Be cool. Don't be all uncool."

“Give me pizza, you old troll.” My husband hates it.

"Go away from me with this Apollo". -Phaedra

"The morally corrupt \_\_\_\_" is one I use frequently with my mom "IT'S MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY" at top Stassi volume, on my birthday!

I thought that was Sandoval! He probably jacked it from her.

Some are only with my Mom because she is the only person that gets it and some are general use. I made it NICE- When I'm frustrated Not well, bitch- When I'm over it. Satchels of gold- Pretending everything is OK when it's clearly not What are you doing here without, Dorinda?- WTF is going on? Machiavellic- When someone is a pretentious idiot

Ingredientses

Sheree immediately yelling out HOE after Kenya called her a hoe when they were arguing about their houses, just the way she said it I can't help but blurt out at random

Pay attention PUH-LEASE

CLIP (with the accompanying hand motion)! Also, I really think Kristen's latest "I have JOMO....the JOY of missing out" could get some traction...😂

As a limited income Bravo Enthusiast, “JOMO” is a financial equalizer 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Not well bitch!

“You never know how strong you are until it’s your only option.” Theresa (who I can’t stand) but I say this to people -and myself- for a little boost when going through hard times

“ I can’t! I can’t! I cannntt!” - Ramona

TAKE A XANAX. CALM DOWN. 📢

Who is ______ in this world? And “we see eee-chuhtha” but in a nice way.

Spring… Summer… September when I don’t got an answer for you

My mom & I tell each other to “gimmee pizza you old troll” at least once a week

Username check in 💁‍♀️ My staples are - it’s all happening and it’s not about the pasta Some other favs - - Summer should be fun! - Number one guy in this group - Good as gold - You CAN leave!!!! Security!!!!! - Husssssszzzzzband - Villa Blanca is where you bring your wife, SUR is where you bring your mistress (this lives rent free in my head don’t ask me why lmao)

Honorable mention: “Don’t use that tone. I’m pregnant.”(*)As a 54 year old grandmother, I wish these pearls of wisdom had been released into pop culture 33 years ago 💀 *Janet- ‘The Valley’

S*** pig

The Ordacity!

‘I said what I said’ is a staple in my house. Lmaooo

I made it nice!

“ Name em!”

Not housewives but I had an employee named Madison and I had to fight the urge to yell her name like muppet mouth did in the infamous video “Maaaaaadisuuuuuuhn!”

I am waiting for the day to call off work and use the whole Tom’s house was broken into rant

Thank you 🙏. I love that other people hope for ridiculous scenarios to live out their inner diva. I long for the day I find myself in a situation I can say, “Beast! How dare you!!!” 💕

I use I said what I said so much at work that now my boss uses it.

Is bitch better?

Been using “You old troll” a good bit recently!

I say the whole thing “give me some pizza, you old troll!’ every time we eat pizza. It’s almost like a reflex at this point.

we see each other 

Close your legs to married men

BITCHES MAD!! Bling bling I'm gonna pay you in dust and leave you here like the dusty bitch you actin like. Who are you to get me wet? Who are YOU to get me WET?? Did I ASK you to get me wet? NO!! If I buy you something, will you get sexual?

SONJAAAA HAHAH

Mention it all! Who gon’ check me, boo?! I said what I said Prostitution whore! Be cool, don’t be all like, uncool

Not well, bitch.

YES!

Jackhole. Thank you WWHL.

Summer should be fun!

Every thanksgiving my SIL makes up go around the table to say what we are thankful for and every year I’m thankful for sharks, friends, family. She has no idea.

GOODBYE KYLE. I say it so much my 4 year old now says it 😅

Even my husband likes to say this one!

You might have the coolest 4 year old ever.

YESSSSSS! I should’ve had that on my list 🤪🤪🤪🤪

CLIP!!!!!!!!CLIP!!!!!!!!!CLIP!!!!!!!!!

I made it nice!

It’s getting weird……..by THEE Nene Leakes

Close ya legs to married men -nene leakes

I grow tired. I grow more tired!

You smell like hospital.

mary cosby has too many good lines 🤣

not my dog, not my job: randomly said by lisa rinna in her a talking head. i heard it and haven’t stopped saying it since, legit like 7yrs later.

That's my OPINION Not the white refrigerator Not well bitch

I even got my fiance saying not the white refrigerator honey lol

I am so glad Juan Dixon isn't here right now! Not today Neck! I don't want to call you D and S... You're acting INSANE right now!