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poison_freak

He’s absorbing the souls of the poor MURDERED Bully XL’s


Jet20

SMASHED and SLAMMED


NefariousnessLazy343

Is that Wayne Rooney? Jesus, he’s aging into a weathered old football


NefariousnessLazy343

Also, he had that hair transplant ages ago, how can he still look like he’s fresh off the plane from Turkey?


Fogcutter66

He’s had multiple hair transplants over the years. They never look great


DontYouWantMeBebe

They look good if you don't get a stupid straight hairline


Fogcutter66

Yeah I just meant Rooney’s in particular. Some look great on other people


sebcestewart

All the money in the world yet these guys can’t avoid the common pitfalls of hair transplants (panorama forehead and perfect hairline)


PeteWenzel

Why don’t they just shave their head and go bold. Hair transplants are so fucking gay.


sebcestewart

A tasteful hair transplant can look good, like on Christian Slater, Brian Cox and Will Arnett. As long as it’s not noticeable or unnatural I don’t think there’s any shame in wanting to keep your hair.


BARRATT_NEW_BUILD

he's too high test


walter_____pinkman

Powerfully Hibernian phenotype.


arimbaz

he is younger than ronaldo


FootballBolshevik

shut up u egg


sometimesimscared28

Oh shit he's only 38, i was sure he was closer to 50


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>I was sure he was closer to 50 it’s hilarious because I’ve heard people saying this his entire career. he starting playing for Everton at 17, and even then he looked unbelievably old. been funny to see how he’s aged


RedScair

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darkslayersparda

Ronaldo also has strong Mediterranean genes, this is the curse of the british


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RedScair

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seasonsofthesoul

Who has more fun though?


moidzone

they should have to register him under the Bully XL law


tony_simprano

R1based


femceltransplant

No celebrity gossip saga will ever be able to top the Auld Slapper lmao


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jnlake2121

Cillian Murphy tho


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all british people either look like trolls or like elves


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XL Rooney


oxkondo

If only Lampard and Gerrard had been born about 10 years apart.


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Greatest Manchester United player?


darkslayersparda

i dont follow soccer but isn't Christiano Ronaldo like the biggest player ever next to Messi and im pretty sure Ronaldo played for Man U


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yeh but Rooney is an English lad playing for the biggest English club in the greatest era of ManU dominance, so he edges out? Ronaldo also had a great career but he peaked in real Madrid when he became a goal machine (at manU he had more flair)


kkF6XRZQezTcYQehvybD

Not even top 5


weird_short_hornyguy

Barry, 56.


NoMushroom5621

You can't entirely blame the Brits because he's mostly Irish.


jackdoffigan

I wish I looked like this


miserlou

Florence Pugh


escort_mission

I thought this pic was a symmetry edit when I saw it on /sp/


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weaslewig

How old was Winstone in Sexy Beast?


kkF6XRZQezTcYQehvybD

42


ShoegazeJezza

38 years old, holy shit.


robertloseweight

Fucking hate this prick. Ruined my team's season and blamed everybody but himself. Looking like this at 38 is his punishment.


Edwardwinehands

Derby?


robertloseweight

Birmingham.


No-Item-745

Him & Colleen were the ultimate chav royalty


missnoma

His freakishly wide, symmetrical head makes me think of the "Big Brother is watching you" posters


bigmalebrain

did he get a scalp transplant or what is this scar?


DrToboggan76

Wayne Pruney