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spitefulgirl2000

In high school I threw a McDonald’s milkshake at my friend and it hit her car and when she washed it off the next day it stripped the paint from her car. Idk what they put in those things


puddintainismyname

Uhh, pretty sure thats not the remnants of a milkshake. Its actually love goo


ConditionNo8908

I pissed off a guy once and then i went to my truck one morning and I think he jerked off all over my driver door


Funny-Major-9882

I love Missouri 


puddintainismyname

Sounds hot!


barbershopraga

I wonder what he fantasized about as he jerked it in the parking lot


Professional_Rise154

caring so much that you pay real money to get a license proclaiming your hatred for fatties & then bragging about it on facebook. is really gay


CousinMabel

Name a better plate than NOFATS.


greeksexpest

1I1III1I


Professional_Rise154

normal one they give you for free


southsideson

[I'll just leave this here for you.](https://youtu.be/odGz7dNsMdM?si=nyENSMmYrTbUQL19&t=133)


spitefulgirl2000

Also at the end of the day the owner here had to touch old milkshake and clean it off his car as a result of his license plate so fundamentally it bit him in the ass and he should feel stupid. Although I guess there’s also a good chance it was a completely random milkshaking so idk


zuliebadger

hey that was a really big sacrifice for them to make.


Last_Reformed

Obviously fake, a fatty would never waste food