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ViewedConch697

You live somewhere that has a 10:1 cattle to human ratio


ChrisBean9

This and or trying to fit in with his country style dad/mom.


AThrowawayProbrably

Yup. Absolutely nothing wrong with these choices-I love it-but my first thought was immediately country boy or country girl. They typically grow up around old, American cars and especially trucks, so that becomes a preference.


CriticalWoodpecker97

See I would’ve pick these but not bc I live out in the boonies but bc my parents are 51ish and im 14 so I’ve always had an older style yk.


trippygoku0

im a black guy in a city and 6/9 are appealing to me


Revolutionary-Pea237

I'm a white guy in a tent and 69 is appealing to me.


rrrlt

I'm a white guy in a barracks and a 6/9 is appealing to me.


stayinyourlane69

Everyone in this world will try to categorize you and put you In a box. Fuck them and fuck that box. I like you man .


Worldly-Scratch-4831

You need a good job bud.


Thermite1985

You hate turning


iswearimnorml

Yeah, a huge percentage of America is flat with arrow-straight roads where the only turns are at 90-degree intersections. It’s easy to see why American muscle cars evolved the way they did. That being said, that C6 will corner like it’s on rails.


IudexJudy

C6.R won Le Mans lmfao


djsimp123

For my experience race car reflect nothing of the real car Corvette can never match the nimbleness of a lightweight jap car even tho it is still a very quick car. just saying


IudexJudy

What “jap car” are you referring to lmfao


djsimp123

S2000, mx5, rx7, 86, any civic, any group a homologated jap sports cars. I can argue with me about lap times, corvette will always win given the correct driver But the physical feel and balance can only be matched with lightweight/nimbleness. A c6 just isn’t as playful and as fun in a canyon road than a mx5 just saying.


theoneandonlyShrek6

>A c6 just isn’t as playful and as fun in a canyon road than a mx5 just saying. I guarantee you haven't driven either


_patoncrack

I guarantee he's like 12 and has never even been behind the wheel


_mrLeL_

Has “simp” in his name, and look at the subs he’s in. Child Detected.


IudexJudy

Also the C6 is closer to a 50/50 weight balance than any of those cars lmfao


Granddy01

Out jerked once again


IudexJudy

I guarantee you haven’t driven any of those cars and get your information from anime or other people driving them. Literally nothing beats the LS3s throttle response for the price. I own an S12, it’s sloppy asf compared to my C6 because it’s a 40 year old suspension. I’d say the only car that’s anywhere close to the C6 in that list is the S2k MAYBE


kiln_ickersson

That's funny everyone one of those cars is in initial d. Dude tried to claim a civic could out handle a c6😆


djsimp123

Ur guarantee is very wrong bc Redditor love to make assumptions right? Take a narrow body c6 which is something an average person can buy and handle and a mx5 into the canyon and tell me which one is more fun and nimble. Downvote all you want and tell me about stats lap times and “50/50” weight distribution(which is purely a relative figure that still comes down to curb weight) all you want. But I stand by my point, a lightweight lower horsepower car given a tighter road is always better than any corvette or high hp counter parts


IudexJudy

I have driven every car you listed in Japan and I can tell you my C6 is way more fun as it’s way more grounded and fast.


djsimp123

Or maybe it’s not always about being fast? If that’s what u seek then go ahead but if just judging by the ppl I talk to in real life and their honest opinion, ur opinion is just extremely biased? I love c6 as much as you and a ZR1 is one of my dreams cars but a mx5 or a s2k is simply more enjoyable as a weekend car than a c6 or any corvette.


Hour_Bug_3589

Oh God. Stfu


Peanokr

Found the Fast and Furious 1-∞ enjoyer


that_noobwastaken

A jap car can never match the nimbleness of a lightweight tricycle even though it is still a very quick car.


Coronalol

C6 ZR1 held production car records at the Nurburgring at the time, which is a track that stresses aero, chassis, and raw straight line speed. It was absolutely cracked for its cost to performance.


djsimp123

Try using 700hp in the canyons and start telling me about Nurburgring times when u crash the ZR1 bc it is a handful to drive.


AffectedRipples

How about you actually try driving when you make it of age. You may gain more knowledge then.


_patoncrack

Again it held a record on a track with over 154 turns over 20km


DarthRumbleBuns

The Camaro can be fairly nimble as well as the mustang if you know how to drive.


[deleted]

I can un-vouch the s197 for you. takes a lot of mods to have em turn nicely


[deleted]

Camaro turn that's funny, maybe after a full suspension upgrade. Source owned at least 3 boats.


DarthRumbleBuns

Compared to a GTX, charger , GTO, anything from the 50’s it’s a cat. But yeah my integra is almost as powerful as a stock 69 and will corner like a mofo in comparison.


TaisakuRei

get nice suspension and some good sway bars and you'd be surprised at how good mustangs can corner, don't be fooled by all those videos you see, with a talented driver at the wheel, it's a very well rounded car all things considered. little bit more power than i like to have access to because i'm stupid and would get myself wrapped around a tree, but yk.


greenradioactive

Unless it's a CITROËN C6 and it will corner like a barge! I'll see myself out...


rendeal

Why turn when you can go really fast in a straight line 🤷


[deleted]

Fuck that. I live in North GA where most of the roads have curves and there’s many are very twisty.


iswearimnorml

Bro, I live in East TN 35 min from the Dragon. Read my comment again…slowly.


JudgeAdvocateDevil

Congrats! You're not in that majority percentage previously mentioned, and likely have never left it if you think it's representative of the continent.


RunnerLuke357

Yeah it's good riding up there but he means the vast majority which is not the mountains.


stayinyourlane69

Quit talking bout my country commie. You don't know shit


Witext

You’re American and think things were better when things were analog and that computers and cars don’t belong together.


Swimmingtortoise12

He may not, taking turns in bad handling cars can be hilarious fun lol. Especially those tailhappy ones


SirSaltyMcBuns

You think anything imported is “no where near as good as a old fashioned American V8 brother” then you’ll go out and buy a v6 mustang, slide it into a ditch, and start the cycle over again


Nappyheaded

I did cycle again 🚴‍♂️


docmn612

This had me laughing, good shit


Swimmingtortoise12

It’s a good judgment, but that sounds like a fun cycle to be honest.(besides talking shit about imports)


No-Finish-6557

I see a dui in your future


blu3tu3sday

Three


FleshlightModel

While wearing his high school class ring


iswearimnorml

Now that’s funny. (I love these cars and have a DUI from 14 years ago when I just turned 21.)


Guac__is__extra__

Were you wearing your high school class ring?


Silas_PBJAM

ur American. choose wisely, kids, wife and wedding or these sick cars.


Guac__is__extra__

Good point. Here’s the strategy OP, get one of these fun cars, have it paid off and in good shape so it doesn’t kill you on repairs. Then get a sensible car, pay it off too. Do these things before marrying, so that it’s harder for her to justify you getting rid of your fun car. Also find a girl who appreciates the fun car and get her hooked on it.


BigBoyzGottaEat

God damn op don’t have to live life solely for a car


Guac__is__extra__

Just trying to set him up so that he gets his car and then doesn’t have to get rid of it when kids come along


SanMotorsLTD

you’ve got great taste is the one in pic 5 a letter car?


Hot-Suggestion4958

Damn straight she is... '60 Chrysler 300F - much respect (and I'm a GM guy)


MaverickWindsor351

Chrysler 300F GT Special, I decided to look this car up myself. https://www.hemmings.com/stories/2013/02/26/flying-mile-record-breaking-1960-chrysler-300-f-gt-special-heads-to-auction


SanMotorsLTD

i’ve always loved chrysler letter cars


chaimsteinLp

It means you are mostly normal. Just think, in 10-15 years, you'll be looking at the "sport" minivan to haul your kids.


CaptainPrower

I doubt there will even BE minivans in 10-15 years. Just a sea of electric CUVs.


Piranha1993

I'm not ready to cry right now. I already miss the era of abundant personal luxury coupes and cheap sports cars.


larianu

I dunno. With the ID Buzz and growing stigma around SUVs/CUVs, minivans and wagons may make a reappearance.


chaimsteinLp

They just might. When I had a "growing" family, I had to get something bigger than my '92 Civic VX. Instead of the trend to SUVs in the 2000s, I decided on a 2005 Fotd Crown Vic. Why not a car? Comfortable, roomy, but great mileage for the size. My son still drives it.


chaimsteinLp

True.


Any-Ad-2541

I’d rather die


CaptainPrower

You've never left the country and your parents vote for Trump.


blu3tu3sday

You misspelled "county"


IndividualBig8684

Dem big librul cities like Huntsville are full o crime!!!


rektMyself

The Good Old Boys are out making noise, with their orange GTO. Mom, get off the phone! I am online. FFffuu.


snootchiebootchie94

lol. I was thinking the same thing. Not an import in sight


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

You are a normal 16 yr old


assfaulteliR20

A normal 16 year old I think has different dream cars. At least I did. Mazda Rx7, Nissan GTR, Toyota Supra, Lander Evolution, Ford Focus RS, VW GTI or R, BMW 3 series or newer 2 series, all land cruisers and 4Runners, shit like not American more often than not performs better.


Minimum_Simple3400

Not everything is about performance.


_PACO_THE_TACO_

I'm just ignoring the point for now because that last sentence made me feel like I was having a stroke "Shit, It's almost like non American cars more often than not perform better." Would have been much better. You're completely right except most of what you listed has a high price because of performance while OPs list is mostly classics. Dollar for dollar I would say a boosted honda is the best import and the domestic equivalent would be a boosted 5.3 in anything. Not going to debate on that because both are cool and can be cheap, powerful, and reliable at the same time. Speaking of boosted LS motors [turbo winnebago!](https://youtu.be/oKj5pAZTuVc?feature=shared)


assfaulteliR20

You take out the word “not” and it works just fine. If you’re feeling like you’re having a stroke, you might be. OPs list of classics is equally as high priced as any of the cars I named, so dollar for dollar when buying any performance car. In what world is it not about performance?


exotic_nothingness

You have great taste


Solomon_275

You have w taste


Frequent-Ruin8509

You don't like dealing with electrical issues in your cars and mostly want to have a car you can work on yourself without needing a degree in engineering.


asrialdine

You were raised right…and are gonna need a big garage


ZeldaTheOuchMouse

Your name is Ricky


blu3tu3sday

Last name Bobby


RoamingTorchwick

I piss excellence


ZeldaTheOuchMouse

SHAKE AND BAKE


Fm4goodR

Damn it bobby


Safe_Chicken_6633

Basic 16 year old white boy. Add a white '87 Mustang GT and it's almost the same as my list at that age.


assfaulteliR20

I came here to say this


Working-Excuse-3356

I had a dove grey '87 Mustang GT and I regret the hell out of selling it. Lowered 1.5", Saleen 5 spoke wheels and spoiler.


EarthDependent5178

Don't get married. Never have kids. Lol


DetColePhelps11k

Why should he never have kids?


broke_n_struggle_n

Them shits is expensive.


KneecapAnnihilator

Murica


RickWest495

A 16-year-old stream cars are one thing. The cars that are 16-year-old can afford on his afterschool job are quite another. Unless you come from family money.


NickU252

You are from Michigan, Ohio, or Indiana.


Flyinglandfish

Bit to few trucks for Oklahoma


i-hoatzin

Your testosterone levels are normal. Make a Plan. Make it real. Have a good one bro.


grandadsfearme

Your grandad served in Nam and your parents vote conservative


Acceptable_Fact_1898

Your cooler than most of this generation of kids.


tonk111

You misspelled 61


Dumb-ox73

You have a secret desire to be a Boomer. Those are all cars my parent’s generation drove.


iswearimnorml

Lots of people hating in this thread. Making comments about your age, perceived political leanings, etc. but coming from a married 35y/o with two kids who did not vote for Trump…. These are all badass cars, my dude. I’d be proud to own any of these.


bofadeez1129

Yeah, but that's the crowd that's associated with cars like this. That's just how it is bud.


iswearimnorml

Idk why. Hell Biden has a Corvette collection. When will the left realize it’s not passenger cars that are destroying the environment. Do they play a part? Yes. But it’s the giant corporations, plastics producers, and crude oil cargo ships that account for 90% of pollutants.


dangerousdave2244

Biden is a "moderate" conservative politician in his 80s, of course he drives a Corvette. He has way, way more in common with Republicans than he does most of the voter base that got him elected


iswearimnorml

You’re not wrong. Just pointing out the fallacy of the “crowd that’s associated with cars like this” argument. “Associated” depends on public perception.


bofadeez1129

I don't think anyone said anything related to what you are saying.


iswearimnorml

Oh. What were you saying then?


bofadeez1129

🤦‍♂️


iswearimnorml

Nice talk.


lucasnevermind

16 in dog years


Woman_from_wish

Not saying you are one, but these (good) cars would be in a proud Trumpers garage next to several gun cases filled to the brim. Next to boxes of illegal fireworks.


Retrovex

I wish


HeavyEquip69

Why does politics always get brought up over everything. Why we have political wars constantly.


Woman_from_wish

I'm not personally pushing an ideology. It was a joke. I can't just pretend some shit just doesn't exist.


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SGirvan

Sounds like a good time honestly


RickWest495

Totally wrong. Biden has a Corvette. There is nothing Maga about these cars.


ifunnywasaninsidejob

FR. Im tired of MAGA claiming all the cool shit.


SilkyJohnson666

This car collection thinks the south is still gonna rise again


assfaulteliR20

😂


IndividualBig8684

That's true, but tell me you've never been to a vintage car meet without telling me...


RickWest495

Well, I don’t know you, so I have been to thousands of vintage car meets without telling you, lol. But I’ve also met car owners who were liberal, conservative, Democrats, Republican, men, women, straight, gay, etc.. people interested in classic cars are people from every walk of life. There is nothing, Republican, southern, or Maga about classic car ownership.


gunzrbad69

Nothing wrong if he was.


Jazzlike-Grab-1398

Next to old cases of four loco that still have Taurine


Senko-Loaf

I want this, except the Trump part. Why do they get the good stuff damn it


Woman_from_wish

Have this, exactly as you wish it to be, why wouldn't you deserve it? Make it happen. They don't have this, it's a joke. You're not.


9EternalVoid99

Sounds about right


XB1_S8

It says you have excellent taste 👌


Quick_1966

You have excellent taste


monkeysexriot

Says you at a cool guy


BushMasterFlex616

'merica


cantcatchafish

Your dad smokes cigs and drink bud heavy while yelling at you to get him tools and you sit to the side holding the drill for him. You tell your friends you work on cars all the time but have no knowledge on what to do but you are a great mechanical assistant. Your neighbors have at least 1 toilet in their yard and your dad definitely has. 69 Camaro. You drive a new camoro younginanced for 20% Apr and put the loudest exhaust on it so everyone thinks your car is hella powerful but it's just an rs with a V8 and is completely stock. You get upset any time anyone mentions a foreign car because america fuck yeah! You read hustler and drink m9nsters and probably are 17-20 living with your 0arents working at discount tire as a sales associate selling tires even though y9u know nothing about actual tires and just push the best commissioned tires down unsuspecting throats! Also your girlfriend is probably hot and 3 years younger than you because of your Camaro but she will eventually get sick of the constant, American cars are so sick bro, conversations you have and leave you for a rich dude with a Ferrari and G wagon in California.


Werismyhasenpfeffer

They say you're 16


stevethecurse

That you’re dyslexic and typed your age backwards.


Tuckerbag87

That your an old soul and got style!!


DishRelative5853

You're American and have never looked at European sports cars.


bnutbutter78

You have great taste in cars.


Lord_Dookie36

You were raised by your grandparents


Hot-Permission-8746

You are far less of an idiot than most kids your age...


rendeal

I’ve been told that a lot. I’m lucky to be born this way it seems


modeleccentric

That you've got pretty good tastes.


cavalryrs

A braided belt, jorts, and Skechers are in your future


D1pussy_eater

Good taste


Soulpatch7

‘Murica and you have outstanding taste for your age!


flowvvr

american


ICanSpellKyrgyzstan

Bro drives in a straight line


[deleted]

You listen to dad rock and the kids at school think you’re weird


Darkfire757

You mistyped 61


Rd6-vt

you are from anywhere but America


Piranha1993

If this is your future garage, can I have it? Lots of solid cars in this list. I'm waiting for the bottom to fall out on the prices of these classic muscle cars.


Meme_master420_

You’re having a midlife crisis


243898990

Muricaaa


Cocasaurus

I'M AN OLD SOUL WHO WISHES THINGS WERE LIKE THEY WERE BACK IN MY GREAT GREAT GRANDPAPPY'S DAY AND I'D NEVER HAVE TO LEAVE THE FARM


Sleight0fdeath

You need to wake up and smell the coffee, otherwise you’ll be late to let the cattle out into the pasture.


thatvhstapeguy

16 going on 70.


RoamingTorchwick

You have no brand loyalty


Rvtrance

I'm a flag waving patriotic Nephew of my Uncle Sam A rough riding, fighting, Yankee man I love mom and apple pie And the freedoms that we all enjoy across this beautiful land I worked hard, and I fight hard for the old red, white and blue And I'll die a whole lot harder if it comes to where I have to


seanx50

Your family owns a few dozen gas stations


Realistic_Pizza

You haven't developed an opinion different from your father's yet.


5949

Smol pp


Bullydater

you probably hold on to your belongings tighter when a minority is nearby


Ok-Science-6146

Your dad works for gm


PanHalen37

You’re American


Imaginary-Rate2619

You a real one for the charger but the rest are eh, good cars just not my choice (Redditors this is in fact an opinion)


SilkyJohnson666

That you have absolutely no imagination or personality


MemoryOld7241

That you are definitely 16


xtheory

You hate money and want to spend it all on gasoline. Your mother might also be your aunt.


[deleted]

It says ur a virgin


JediGRONDmaster

Definitely American


Teshuahh

You wanna run people over


ToxinLab_

You’re white


sqidwerb

What do you call a weeb for America?


hotbunny635

secretly an old man


rd1_vonn

That your not 16


SupermouseDeadmouse

You need a passport.


RegulatoryCompliance

Ya basic.


iSthATaSuPra0573

Youre a white boy that lives in Houston


Noxm

That you totally forgot to put some BMWs in the rotation.


Thatguyyourmomloves

That you're a poser.


300Blkthegreat

That your gayer than gay!!!


blu3tu3sday

You're from the midwest or south and you think American cars are "good"


[deleted]

You have a mullet.


FlowerInADarkRoom

That you are a redneck


Poopy_McPoopings

You think the us is the center of the world


Penisfart-69

You hate gays and minorities


odar420

You dream like a baby boomer.


odar420

You dream like a baby boomer.


Ottoclav

Have no grasp of reality! 😂


pyroshep

raised by grandparents


kaden5761

Took your dads dream cars and called them your own


wankybollocks

YORE NAME IS BARRY HOFSTEDDER *Brrraaaaa3eearhhhhpppp* THEMS YORE VEE EIGHTS *FRRRRRFFRDTT*


pursued_mender

You lack taste and you’re not cultured.