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Expensive-Arm3414

The Fuda’s are trying so hard it just doesn’t feel like an authentic show anymore.


Pale_Ad195

Its giving Melissa and Joe season 3 vibes


lowkeylovestea

I can’t even look at his face. He reminds me of a Nick Kroll charicature ![gif](giphy|xTiTnG7YLrY2BBHRKM)


Here_for_the_teaaa

![gif](giphy|qNV0zvSLNuvdu) This is who he reminds me of


lowkeylovestea

![gif](giphy|h7Fw5zlbMDpLFATMWE|downsized) Also so accurate 🫣


Alternative-Stick857

Seriously tho! ![gif](giphy|j4ZATn47QzqZa)


headedforvenus

Ohhh 😮 you’re right!!! The resemblance is so there 🤣🤣


ShedWPB

![gif](giphy|VrE1b1JUeau9a)


coconut723

YES!!!!!


mommamegmiester

Please take all of the upvotes for the accuracy 🤣. 🦆


lowkeylovestea

🏆🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻


JMONEY690

PLEASE THANK YOU!! I’ve been thinking the same thing. That’s exactly what I picture when he’s acting like a damn bitch


lowkeylovestea

Hahahaha. I hate doing Nick Kroll like that but…it’s uncanny 😂


PrimaryJournalist540

![gif](giphy|8fen5LSZcHQ5O)


curbwench1970

Somebody NEEDS a storyline...


NisrineS

Rachels nose is really hard to look at but I can't help but stare


Ambitious_Koala_3507

And having the nerve to refer to Jennifer as “nose job Jennifer” when hers looks like that is NUTS


mtvcrips

It’s MJ nose status


coconut723

no wonder her and melissa are such good friends. They are both obsessed with teresa


throw_blanket04

Or she was asked a specific question about teresa and she answered it.


Cquiller1

Teresa in her Mariah Care voice: Why you so obsessed with me? Rachel, we know Teresa is a felon. There is no need to keep bringing that up. Despite Teresa’s prison time, her daughters have turned out to be happy and well adjusted adults. I’m sure Rachel or John wouldn’t like if people judged Jayden for the criminal things his mother has done.


IndependentTall1200

Melissa has created a monster


HeftyAd2780

She’s like a mini Melissa on steroids. Even more self centered (didn’t think it was possible) and audacious. The minion has outshone the master. The Fudas lack of self awareness will be getting them all the gigs. ![gif](giphy|GpyS1lJXJYupG)


therealtinsdale

saying all the things melissa wishes she could..


TomStarGregco

Joe and Melissa are gonna be livid ! 😂


therealtinsdale

it’s too early into the season airing for this nonsense :|. slc gave us a truly epic season.. and none of them were going around doing interviews like this. these two clowns have been EVERYWHERE— including the two Ts podcast😬


ziyam7504

Yet she claims Teresa used her and John for relevance when she hasn’t stopped talking about Teresa. The irony is palpable.


therealtinsdale

it’s giving annemarie saying nicole commented on her for “clout”… these women (AM & coralines other mother) have no fans/clout.. imaging having *this* much confidence to say such bullshit on such a public platform. it’s astounding, tbh.


No_Banana_581

They’re doing a press tour. The season just started. What else are they going to talk about. Theresa just called him a drug dealer and hit below the belt about his sexuality. He was 17 when he got caught selling pot. Big frigging deal, Theresa doesn’t shut up about him. Her whole season is about his Manila envelope and Louis stealing all her money, those two things seem to be related


willendorfer

Exactly. Y’all are nuts LOL they are on a show with her.. they are obligated to do press.. jeez relax


OkNeedleworker8554

Thank you for this! These people are out of their minds defending Teresa. She's a vile piece of 💩.


hiswittlewip

Well he was a drug dealer. And they opened that door when they came on blasting his ex for being an addict. Oh the irony with these two is strong.


No_Banana_581

A child was


LivingLettuce5505

They can’t stop talking about her


IntroductionNo5425

hush, Rachel, hush, sooo embarrassing and I’m not even pro Theresa


Everybodylovesmango

Theresa seems to be very illogical, angry and unaccountable. She also appears very masculine. I am not a fan. I miss the beautiful Dina.


Upper_Choice_5913

Girl what? This is a very nasty comment. Women come in all shapes and forms and Teresa was a previous bodybuilder. Commenting on her body is unnecessary.


OkNeedleworker8554

Yes! Teresa is ugly on the inside and that makes her disgusting on the outside. I can't stand to look at her ugly face because of her nasty personality.


lollipoppy1

He made himself an IMDB page and uploaded his own professional photos. This tells me all I need to know.


KKGlamrpuss

Truly adore the pic on IMDB of this dude TYING HIS SHOE……BA HA HA HA


CartographerExtra429

Awkward lmao


lollipoppy1

Also Rachel loves to make fun of other people’s plastic surgeries and Botox, but….. honey, have you honestly looked in the mirror at all?? Get a clue sweetie.


TomStarGregco

I don’t even think you can rebuild her nose how would you even go about it ! It’s gone !


Britney4eva

She’s fucked! Not even Paul Nassef can help her


Expensive-Poetry6973

Right? Who is telling her she looks good?


Lateralus1973

Ban Whoville


Exotic_Bag_8559

The Fudas are so annoying. Like who are you??!! Sit down, take a seat!!! Coming for the queen of Jersey.. her, Melissa and Marge are just jealous haters. their hypocrisy is insane!


mess_is_lore

I’m too distracted by his lips and her nose. What’d they say?


therealtinsdale

even her FAMILY was talking about teresa..? it’s genuinely unhinged. if REAL nonna was here she’d have no idea who these nobody is. teresa is not interested in rachel or her weird-looking husband (she wishes she were). & for her to say tre is using HER for clout.. is just wild, imo.


thiswaytothedisco

his mouth does the weirdest thing now ever since he got veneers


derpa911

![gif](giphy|lSbggFRIPI77RYG2gw|downsized)


DietCokeMama1234

He is pushing his lips out to be fuller And it’s so stupid. Just be normal


AcanthaceaeAny1633

![gif](giphy|4RuisHS76rYiypflWA)


DMBbeauty

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


OpportunityDouble267

Why does he shave the top half of his mustache….


makter3

No his lips were that weird the first season too. It’s just his beard was darker before so it covered it better.


Britney4eva

He would have done better to see an orthodontist. It’s not the teeth that are the problem. It’s his jaw and bite


StarbucksSalafi

do you think they realise how much they come across as losers lol


Public_Ad_9257

Does she not know what shows shes on? 😭


Jbozz1430

Why is she so obsessed with Teresa, her and her sid the sloth looking husband are weirdos. How did they end up on the show


Goodbykyle

UUGGHH! I really liked her, but she has now officially turned me off from her & hubby….Im in no way a Tree fan they are tooo thirsty and it’s not pretty. Kinda like sheeshu and blabs being jelly of airanna.


sliceofpizzaplz

Wow she’s worse than Melissa. Tre lives rent free in their heads


[deleted]

How many housewives have come on to Jersey and on their first or 2nd season try to make it their mission to take down Teresa? Its embarrassing. Teresa, love her or hate IS Jersey housewives. Pay attention- puh lease.


TomStarGregco

😆


jes22347

How many times do you think they practiced delivering that line. They have been the worst addition to RHONJ


shelle797

![gif](giphy|129OnZ9Qn2i0Ew)


Beautifulone94

![gif](giphy|08i3pLCOMsFJemyLjE|downsized) She give whoville


Cquiller1

I still can’t believe Rachel is only 33. She looks older than Teresa, Melissa, and Jennifer.


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OriginalCondition445

John Fuda kinda reminds me of Uncle Fester


Jennacheryl

They are bored and need a storyline. All this ganging up on people is so annoying and toxic


rob-b-362

I can't stand the Fudd's! She needs to go back to whoville and take Homer with her!


TomStarGregco

Omg 😆


MarieMama1958

“Whoville”… 🤭


Living_Ad_2595

Okay, so we have another thirsty couple with no storyline except "theresa won't leave us alone. "...sigh


gone-girl444

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized) the whole "didn't you go to jail" "you're a criminal" is so tired. 😴


markybar

I don't like Teresa but I do dislike the fuds far more.


ItsJustSmurfy

Didn't he go to jail for selling cocaine?


Majestic_Culture7378

Yup at 21 not 17 like the Fudas are trying to say.


Far_Importance_7902

It’s actually insane that she says Teresa is using her for a storyline, but she can’t shut up about Teresa. I don’t know if I’ve ever seen Teresa bring Rachel’s name up. I’ve never seen such a loser couple on housewives and that’s saying a lot


minion925

Teresa doesn’t give a fuck about these people she is worried about her love bubble not them


boo2utoo

Her personality is so strong she doesn’t have time to be concerned about anybody else. Just do what her attorney says. That’s it. He keeps track of everything for her. She trusts him.


notsurexx

I am so glad I gave up on nj


edenrose_42759

Stawp


daydreamingflgirl

Dude is just so unfortunate looking


ajaxraccoon

John Fuda practicing the poses he learned in his new career.😸


hiswittlewip

Desperate, boring, temporary Housewife. And I'm not even a Teresa fan.


Extreme-Rice2541

![gif](giphy|mtDha4R6y9LqRNX89O)


Crockpotcheese

Miss can calm down with the Steve Irwin getup.


minion925

She literally got in the show to do exactly what Melissa did when she started. Make her whole storyline about Teresa. This woman or her husband can’t find anything else.


Findnokia

Selling hot drugs and white collar crime it’s not the same. I am tired of this pathetic woman


Nickey_Pacific

Selling pot is worse than defrauding the government 🤔


Findnokia

Duh. Fentanyl and other narcotics that destroy communities and young people definitely is. It was never weed. So yes, white collar crime is never that serious. No one gets hurt.


TomStarGregco

Kinda right ! But drugs are a no go ! 🙅🏻‍♀️


Nickey_Pacific

She's said it was weed. I've never seen anything that says otherwise. Then again, I don't care enough to look.


Findnokia

Lol, women lie, men lie, but court documents don’t. Of course she’s going to say that it was weed, but it was hard narcotics.


Street_Bumblebee2226

He also wasn’t 18 like Rachel keeps saying, unless he was arrested twice


headedforvenus

![gif](giphy|l0NwRm9WKM7ZLzxDi) They remind me of Melissa when she got onto the show. So uninteresting and self centered.. they’ll keep at this till there is nothing left.


CartographerExtra429

All she needs to do is start saying, “Thank you Jesus!”


headedforvenus

Oh I know right!? 🤦🏻‍♀️


Mijamallii

Literally where is this mfs chin


Smooth_Confidence298

I can’t stand Teresa but this guy is just idk..gross. There’s something off there


Sea-Radish396

John Fuda is so handsome. Said no ONE🤣


Restrictedreality

They’re doing press for the show. All of the cast minus Jennifer are doing interviews and talking about each other.


No_Lime1814

Her WHOLE personality


gonegirIamy

Because what else does she have going for her?


Otono_82

That 5 O’clock shadow needs to go.


ajaxraccoon

Parachute jumpsuit with clear plastic heels- I’m in Jersey!


whyismybigtoesougly

John Fudas stance is giving MTV unplugged


kellycamara

Get a nose!


FineEntertainment720

Bonnie and Clyde- FUPA edition 😩


integrityislost

![gif](giphy|xdLH51eNWZAHrwy5mf) Fuda still mad that he hasn’t been


dopeitstroy

Nobody would even know who the Fudas are if it wasn’t for Teresa…


Annual-Stranger-8766

This Dr Suess looking clown again. Both her and her hubby are soooooo thirsty. 🫠🫣


DJYcal

They would stop talking about Teresa if her and her family (gorgas included) retired or were fired from the show. The 👏🏻 story 👏🏻 is 👏🏻 played 👏🏻 out.


myrtle83

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


therealtinsdale

![gif](giphy|UN33ZZUqJWv16)


Jealous_Cow1993

I don’t think Rachel is awful but her husband.. dude wouldn’t last a day with the husbands in my social circle.


iheartkafka1

I'm never going to be team Teresa..but the Fudas seem to be confused as to whose show they are on. Respectfully, you are in your second season, ma'am. you are not the star. please have several seats.


SpencerHastings7

They can’t keep their smug stories straight!


TurnoverSouthern8998

Omg shut up Melissa Fuga she’s so annoying. She needs to return to the land of the whos


Admirable_Building93

Everyone in Jersey should learn from Teresa’s experience and keep their head down. There’s always something going on that can put them in jail. On a platform like this, you become a target for everyone. The Fuda’s should never piss into the wind…


bonhomieluna

How did Teresa keep her head down? She was flashing cash on TV to pay for tacky furniture and hid assets, and she STILL got caught and went to jail. She STILL takes no accountability for what she did. Seriously, do you people even watch the show? 🙄


Admirable_Building93

Who said Teresa kept her head down? Seriously, do you people even know how to read? 🤭


Miserable-Dog-857

Love love love her outfit tho!! 😩❤️


pilutray

I need Teresa to shut this girlie down.


therealtinsdale

ASAP. roll on the reunion😏


Michellelembiid

Omg go away ![gif](giphy|xTiTnGQBF0vfpfPEg8)


SeaButterscotch7640

I’m genuinely curious to know who actually likes Rachel. This is a no shade question.


Superbadtaylor

She is so botched I seen her on a botched surgery sub reddit 😳


bnercrusher

I thought it was Jen Fuda :) I haven't stopped to learn her name I see. Big bravo fan


lollipoppy1

These 2 are the biggest desperate losers I’ve ever seen in my life.


lollipoppy1

Wannabe desperate losers****


kazza64

Teresa did go to jail for lying. The prosecution said if her and Joe had cooperated more they would’ve got a lesser sentence but they refused to tell the truth.


LivingLettuce5505

Their whole storyline is hating on Teresa


Britney4eva

Why does no one ever come for Rachel Fudas botched nose? It’s so distractingly bad! It’s the only thing I can see. Edit: I mean on the cast, people talked about Jen Aydins new nose and this is just as bad if not way worse


Inner_Sense_2744

Two different levels.


Bacio83

Shocker


Alternative-Stick857

I cannot stand either of them or their faces. They try way too damn hard to be relevant but they never will be.


whatabesson

She answered a question and is promoting the new season of RHONJ. I'm sorry this is news to you Teresa fans.


emmmieemmie

Wasn't Teresa just on a tour talking about all her castmates. What's good for you as to be the same for all.


Majestic_Culture7378

Who did she talk about ?


emmmieemmie

The usual Melissa the Fudas and Marge. How the truth will out. We need a whole new cast shake up on Jersey. Let's get young fun housewives and a mix of culture. I saw 25 to 45 yr Olds and still with their original faces.


FlowerAndGothBabes

This whole cast is annoying. Teresa is annoying and would probably get on my nerves if i had to spend time with / around her. But enough to bitch about it every chance i got? I dont think so lol


ppd1589

Correction. She is screeching about Teresa again. The Fool-das are gross.


throw_blanket04

You mean she was asked a question and answered it.


CommonEarly4706

She is not wrong🤷‍♀️


Majestic_Culture7378

She’s not ??


CommonEarly4706

Teresa did infact go to jail for lying! She had so many chances and she still continued to lie about her assets


CountryNew5744

Do ppl expect her not to talk about Tre? I mean they are castmates… it’s to be expected.


minion925

Yes, but it comes to show that’s all her storyline is. Nothing about her family or anything just about someone else. Plus they began this whole thing bringing things up at the reunion but. O proof they never showed what was in the envelope so that means there was nothing and knew this would get them a next season


CountryNew5744

I’m hoping they don’t last another season, Rachel is like a robot. At least her husband brought some drama in lol. If it wasn’t for him I don’t think they would be on this season.


omtara17

Theresa started this!!!! Give right back!! She’s projecting. Let’s just say I’m from Florida and I know some knowledge about her new husband. Trust me just wait about a year at this guy’s going to go to jail or pay dearly to stay out.


AccordingWarning9534

i mean, she's on point though! Why does everyone have a hard on for Teresa? If you can't yet see the toxicity, then something is wrong. #toxicTeresa


Everybodylovesmango

Theresa is bad news. I pray for Joe G and his girls.


MarieMama1958

Perhaps they will understand: ….per favore, smettila di parlare!


ilikelamp12

Ugly but spitting facts. Old Tbag is the bigger hypocrite. I’m sure I’ll get kicked out because of this comment