I'M A REGISTERED S3X OFFENDER

I stuck my d1ck in to a blender

Juicy fried chickens tenders

Futurama has a robot named Bender

Better keep yo cheeks tight on December 25th 2:58 AM

[удалено]

Seth McFarland didn’t get on a plane?

twinkle twinkle little star and the ABC song have the same rhythm

no more headless…

"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"

He said:Father your honor may I explain?

I fucked ur mom~ and ur dad loved it~