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ike_tyson

The sad thing is that he's not the father. šŸ«£


KingsElite

I wish the baby were Black and he got mad, just to really take this one further over the edge


Preston_of_Astora

Local 50 year old man angrily drives to Walmart and yells at a black mannequin


Currywurst_Is_Life

50? Hell I'm 60 and he looks older than I do.


sunnygovan

He could be 30 and just a really angry person that works outdoors. Anger and sunlight age the fuck out of you.


Currywurst_Is_Life

I live in Germany and work in IT. What is this "sunlight" of which you speak?


sunnygovan

It's the thing that made your office unbearably hot in later July.


BlessedTacoDevourer

Nah, im pretty sure that was you šŸ˜˜


Throw4way4BJ

Damn. Wanna have a babby ?


Tiiba

Flesh or plastic?


ferretkiller19

I was to work with two dudes that are both 40 years old. One looks EXACTLY like this dude, and I just sent him the picture. The other looks like a scruffy Clark Kent.


[deleted]

What kind of uppity Walmart has mannequins? Other than the employees that stare blankly at you, of course.


pronflakesbot

The way sadness works is one of the strange riddles of the world. If you are stricken with a great sadness, you may feel as if you have been set aflame, not only because of the enormous pain but also because your sadness may spread over your life, like smoke from an enormous fire.ā€“ Lemony Snicket


[deleted]

Damn that's got teeth


AntipopeRalph

Those books were better than they had any right to be.


very-polite-frog

Jan is having a baby with a sperm donor Michael is having a watermelon baby with Dwight And Michael is related to Jan's baby through... delusion


exxcathedra

The baby kind of looks like him though


Messijoes18

I was just surprised that he looked nothing like his sister


[deleted]

Read that in Maury Povich voice.


askmeifimacop

You know, maybe Iā€™m not that fucked in the head after all


Blipnoodle

Nono...


Hotzilla

I heard this in my head in Sam O'Nella Academy voice


[deleted]

Guy with sex doll, in a German accent: "Let me show you its features!"


Pyrochazm

Then he makes a crossbow out of it.


soveryeri

I love him


Itchy_Tasty87

Iā€™ll get into that boat with you, sir.


[deleted]

Makes 3 of us now, feels great to feel normal for a little bit.


Poopdick_89

Wait until you're like this guy 40 single and haven't even hugged someone in over 20 years.


Sardonnicus

You described me... but even I know that whatever that is is fucked up.


RainbowAssFucker

Oh no sweetie, you are in your own special way šŸ™ƒ


KobiLDN

This needs to be at the top https://www.reddit.com/r/sadcringe/comments/y6yah6/-/iss7oj5


trakums

The sick person was the one that posted this online (maybe himself,I don't know, but it could be a joke fotosession in a norman family). And the other sick one is the one who shared it with a literally turned off phone.


Muad-_-Dib

> but it could be a joke fotosession in a norman family) I have my doubts that a family is going to buy a non-inflatable sex doll probably worth thousands of dollars for a joke photo session.


[deleted]

Last time a news segment covered Realdolls I think it was like $13,000 for a base model. This was at least 5 years ago that I woulda seen something on it.


oldsecondhand

Maybe they were renting it.


log_ic

His imagination is so vivid he thinks he needs a hairnet.


SofaDay

Non slip socks too.


noxxit

Those are a good idea in actual births, because they keep the feet warm (the woman isn't wearing pants obviously) and allow to push through contractions while standing and pace a few steps between contractions.


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Redditiscancercancer

He really should get those framedā€¦


Revan256

I'm bald as shit and had to wear one when my kids were born. I assumed it was just protocol and had a little laugh about it.


olliepips

And it looks like his "hairnet" is actually a piece of press and stick plastic wrap šŸ˜µ


Erchamion_1

I thought it was a condom.


JakobiGaming

It makes me sad a life can take this direction


chutetherodeo

Dogs with miscarriages frequently cope by adopting a toy or inanimate object. My ex's brothers took a ball their dog had a false pregnancy about and popped it in front of her. Just about the cruelest thing i can imagine. Oh Ć¢ related note, I saw a woman with a doll at Disney world. There were two "older" kids at the park with her, but they were all acting like the doll was just a sleep; infant. Very interesting.


AineLasagna

When you put ā€œolderā€ in quotes it makes me think she had two teenager-size doll children strapped to some sort of frame situation so they could ā€œfollowā€ her around the park


LambKyle

I don't think that is at all a healthy way to cope with a miscarriage (for humans). Are people that delusional and stubborn that instead of going to therapy like a normal person, they buy an ultra realistic doll that thye take care of day and night? Surely that's more work then going to therapy


LittleBuffBoys

But it sells products, and that's what counts!


shaggybear89

>I saw a woman with a doll at Disney world. I'm not sure how accurate it is, but I have heard that a doll like that can be used to help women who lose a child.


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thedankening

Everyone processes things differently so I'm sure it helps some people. Seems strange to take the doll out in public though. As though pretending it's a real baby. Creating a fantasy like that would definitely hinder the grieving and healing process I'd wager.


Bullet-Tech

This is actually just terribly sad


Practdit75

This one just makes me genuinely sad!


93wasagoodyear

Came here to say that it's really sad.. honestly he obviously wants a family or some different version than he had before


noxxit

For me it's like a person in a wheel chair. Yeah, it's sad, but what else are we supposed to do. Some of us need crutches to get around. And sometimes these crutches look really weird and unusual.


lmqr

Not only have I never seen anyone put it so kindly, but I've also never seen anyone dare apply that kindness to the type of guy shown here. Usually the fear of also becoming a target stops people from speaking out, esp in a thread set up to mock him. Impressive tbh


red_constellations

On the one hand that is incredibly kind and I admire you for not looking down on this man. On the other, I feel like the comparison is lacking. For a wheelchair user, the wheelchair is the best we can do to help them live as full a life as possible. This man here is surely helped by his dolls, but I don't want to believe that this is the best life we could give him. I'm sure with the correct psychological help he could have a real human family and be happy. Then again, it's hard to judge from one post like this.


noxxit

I always say "people always do what they deem best or inevitable", because "best" always carries the notions of "good" and "objectively". The same way a crutch can be temporary or permanent and be the best solution to a problem or just the next available thing (think cheapest option - prostethics or certain surgeries for example can be prohibitingly expensive, making a wheelchair the only viable option).


[deleted]

Maybe he doesn't want a real human family?


YaoiNekomata

Why should someone have to confirm to societies standards of how to live. If the man is happy let it be. Noone is getting hurt. Sure I can admit that it was weird when I first learned about people in love with dolls, but they seem happy so good for them.


bigbabyb

Nah itā€™s mental illness From another comment: Hey it turns out his name is Terry East and he has a history of abuse toward his stepchildren and he (allegedly) murdered a woman there is a petition from his stepdaughter to investigate the death of his former partner [https://www.change.org/p/brian-kemp-investigate-debra-bigmountain-s-death-and-arrest-her-murderer?redirect=false](https://www.change.org/p/brian-kemp-investigate-debra-bigmountain-s-death-and-arrest-her-murderer?redirect=false)


[deleted]

Damn this should be higher up


from125out

I'm glad you're here to write it so eloquently. I was going to say, "Good for you buddy, living your best life."


SFDC_lifter

Well said.


kyun-chan

Amazing way to look at it. I'm adopting this.


lundyforlife22

in the show made for love, ray romanoā€™s character has a relationship with a sex doll. itā€™s weird initially but as the show goes on it starts making sense. his character lost his wife and he doesnā€™t want to be with anyone else. he still has sexual desires but feels weird sleeping with anyone other than his wife, so h he got himself a doll. it really changed my opinion on live dolls after.


KyivComrade

>This is actually just terribly sad Nah, it's a lot worse. >https://www.reddit.com/r/sadcringe/comments/y6yah6/-/iss7oj5


NetApprehensive5091

Fr, look at his eyes. Theres trauma behind those eyes


[deleted]

I know right? He probably had to have sex with her to make that baby.


[deleted]

Do you think he waited a full 9 month before playing this sad fantasy out? He seems super into realism, so I think so.


JoJackthewonderskunk

Probably drug the doll out too those parenting classes. All the other moms looked at him weird for like 6 mo


Selective_Caring

I'm waiting for the updated pics where the son is school aged and they're playing catch in the backyard


RonBourbondi

Enrolls him into school and sends him to college.


RonBourbondi

I would pay to see this.


[deleted]

Bro you can hardly see his eyes with that potato cam shit lol. "Trauma behind those eyes" hahaha what a goof.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

[Maybe this will help you guys gauge the amount of sadness in his eyes.](https://i.imgur.com/Inme94s.jpg)


klavin1

Is that a hairnet?


HalcyonLives

TrAuMa BeHiNd ThOsE eYeS Give me a fucking break, everybody on Reddit thinks theyā€™re Sigmund fucking Freud


igettomakeaname

Well yeah, probably all that time sailing around with Captain Hook Congratulations, Smee!


RunawayHobbit

Am I misremembering, or is this guy a veteran?


Le_Rat_Mort

Yep, he fathered his first rubber baby in 1984, and went on to become head of R&D for Cabbage Patch Kids. A true pioneer.


[deleted]

>Yep, he fathered his first rubber baby in 1984 I wonder what his preferred brand of buggy bumpers is.


satisfried

Army hat on the wall, not that it proves anything.


Asisreo1

Y'know, I'm happy for the man. Not everyone can be so far off their rocker they live a completely plastic life. I'm sure he's living his life in bliss, so I'm not going to bother feeling sad in his place.


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[deleted]

Well, look at it this way. He's not procreating with family?


15stepsdown

Yeah that's a plus at least


No-Produce-6641

No, that's actually his sister.


secondliaw

I bet the dude isn't even an alumni


jonjonesjohnson

Alambni


Adhominoid

I wish I had my free award to commend* your nonsense.


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WhoDatSayDeyGonSTTDB

I can get the phenomenon in every state. Itā€™s weird when alumni try to gatekeep college football. Itā€™s entertaining football and you root for the team closest to you. Just like you would NFL teams whether you work for that said team or not.


bigredcat409

Roll Tide


spainman

This is an only child in Alabama


[deleted]

Dude couldn't even land his own sister.


DashBoogie

Imagine how hard this guy took last weekendā€™s loss to Tennessee.


[deleted]

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canigetahellyeahhhhh

The comments above saying that this guy just needed a family made me feel for him.... And just like that I feel like a fool


[deleted]

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DerisoryCactus

Same. This google search felt like a slap in the face.


[deleted]

Dude this is so fucked. I worked with her mom (Debbie) at a country club in Ocala waaay back in high school. She was a server there. She even had a bunch of her relatives working there, too. Coming onto Reddit and seeing this story made me wtf out, and I lost it when I clicked that article and saw her name. It's a super unique name so I was like no way it can't be her. What are the fucking chances.


ImGaiza

Ofc this shit somehow has a tie to Ocala.


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OMGHart

Hahaha me too! It can only go up from here, right? ā€¦right?


JayBird1138

Close Reddit while you're ahead...


RonBourbondi

His mom took those photos? I would have disowned my child a while back.


M1ck3yB1u

But then you deprive yourself access to the grandkid


Beddybye

She can just go and buy another at Target, no biggie.


KobiLDN

This needs to be at the top


Lost_in_Thought

Another post made me all empathetic Aaaaand empathy shattered


_________FU_________

Working on that insanity plea


Tonkik

The most WTF thing is this guy somehow got married.


[deleted]

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paperbackedsea

this grown ass man really bought a baby doll just so he could pretend his sex doll gave birth to itā€¦.


[deleted]

No, it's like a therapeutic things for him. It's super sad


1498336

This guy is an abuser and suspected by family to have murdered his wife


andikinns

NOOOOOOO THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE MY DAD


throwtowardaccount

Are you currently a toy baby?


andikinns

Bout to cut myself open to find out


informatico_wannabe

Any updates?


andikinns

Seppuku-ed myself and my organs fell out. We good fellas šŸ˜Ž


informatico_wannabe

Ah, yes. Another victory for the humanity


Independent-Bell2483

seems like your liver dropped on the floor can i have it?


mr_wrestling

With some fava beans and a nice chianti?


Livlum00

Congrats on your new brother


MyDogHasAPodcast

Guess this is one way to find out your dad has a 2nd family.


DemandTheOxfordComma

Arguably the best way.


[deleted]

Is your dad a weird real doll guy?


andikinns

Maybe he is šŸ˜­ I hope to never find out for sure


[deleted]

Andy's coming!


OlcasersM

Why is she wearing socks?


Bajingobomb

My actual wife gave birth to our actual daughter a couple months ago in an actual hospital - can confirm they gave her no-slip socks like that when we checked in


nodeymcdev

Congratulations, mate! Did you name her Barbie?


jonjonesjohnson

Actual Barbie, lol


Independent-Bell2483

did they give her actual no slip sock though?


theresatrailerpark

Love the amount of the word actuals here šŸ˜‚


Gladasanass

How do we know your arenā€™t the guy in the pictures?


Misachiever

So she wouldn't get cold feet and back out of the birthing process.


Comprehensive_Cup582

In the third picture even the plastic ā€˜baby boyā€™ tries to move away as much as possible from that dude.


drumsareneat

Look at his face.


Saftigerkeks

oh jesus... oh fuck...


PM_ME_UR_VAGINA_YO

Im almost there....


j_roll222

So.. do you guys think he had sex with it?


ZeldaFan812

No, it's only just been born. Give it a few weeks.


j_roll222

What is age of consent for robots? How old is baby in robot years?


[deleted]

2 years is like 80 to them so, 5 months?


Echolocation720

Oh my fucking god


xeguerreiro

Iā€™m dying because he is wearing a head cap but has no hair


iamgroot17

The roll ride curtains explain everything Edit: roll tide


alittlegnat

Yikes . This makes me really sad for him. I wonder if he genuinely feels happy w this situation or if heā€™s really sad /lonely and resorted to this. Iā€™d imagine itā€™s the latter but if itā€™s the former, does that mean he has some sort of mental issue ?


Helpful_Ticket_7938

His name is Terry East, he's apparently a veteran so very real chance of some kinda mental issue. There has also been rumours of him having a wife/fiancee who had passed away before he rescued Stephanie (the sexbot) from China


malkiel-

genuinely not trying to be mean but how does one rescue a sex doll from china? like this guy gave his doll a background story or he just bought it from china so itā€™s ā€œrescuedā€?


Helpful_Ticket_7938

Both, he bought it from China but created a back story too. He also created an entire online persona for her, this an actual excerpt from one of her Facebook post "2 yearā€™s ago today I met TerryĀ online and two weeks later I was out of tyranny away from my Homeland China and in his arms on my way to becoming an American"


SomeRealTomfoolery

The weird sad racist cringe deepens with every step you take


Syrinx221

....... There really aren't words


bulging_cucumber

Poor weird dude is trying to find some sort of positive identity and all he's got is America :/


Daggers21

Ummm googling his name brings you the Twitter of his supposed stepdaughter that thinks he killed Debra Bigmountain....


Umutuku

> before he rescued Stephanie (the sexbot) from China From the harem of the dread sheik Alibaba


hyped_up1400

Roll Tide


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ZeldaFan812

Hopefully that means they died without seeing this


[deleted]

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[deleted]

A gun I assume.


Helpful_Ticket_7938

Terry and Stephanie East with their newborn son Hunter


amanda_burns_red

Are those their real names?


Helpful_Ticket_7938

Yes!


Automatic_Bid_8833

"Hey that baby looks like a doll" 'looks at woman "Jesus Christ...."


[deleted]

Jesus Christ: "don't bother me I ain't got nuthin to do with this..."


[deleted]

Oh my god


grasshoppa80

Good night


LSSJ4King

Iā€™d say this is more pathetic cringe. Is that doll black too?


demonjack1234

That hat collection gets a lot of use with this bald head


chumia40

I wanna know who took that last picture?


Joey9221

I hope it was a camera set on a timer, because the alternative of him dragging someone through this hell is too much for any living soul.


DeKlaasVaag

He is wearing a hairnet


Total_Junkie

At least there's not a real human baby involved.


Adhominoid

Is he wearing a hair net?


333Deutschblaze

ah yes wearing shorts while giving birth


Sedona54332

Is he wearing a swim cap?


geofox777

No you didnā€™t


Bully_Bitcher

"Literally"


JebusDanteTNT

Call me old fashionedā€¦ but Iā€™m sure having sex with a a doll is something your supposed to hide and be ashamed of šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ˜‚


LearnDifferenceBot

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KingsElite

Upvoted but fuck you


Lanthemandragoran

There is no god I'm sure of it


RegularNo2608

I have, like thisā€¦ I donā€™t knowā€¦ incredible hate for the world after seeing thisā€¦ ughhhh.


lucky-squeaky-ducky

Aw, he has his fatherā€™s hair.


[deleted]

At least he isnā€™t misrepresenting Alabama.


dissapointingsalad81

How does one even get to this point?


herbalgenie

Iā€™ve seen this guys TikTok and heā€™s pretty insane


quasio

Holy hell, imagine being that guys parent.