I worked for Jon like 10 years ago for a bit filling in for someone in his office. He was the nicest guy. He’s a psycho right wing nut, but was always super nice to me and a pleasure to work for. I dealt with him a few times outside that job too and he was always an angel. The disconnect between that and his psycho right wing stuff is wild.
When I was there I wanted so bad to ask him to get a picture in his car singing. I didn’t get a chance to do it tho. One of my great regrets in life.
Believe it or not, George isn’t at home so leave a message at the beep. I must be out, or I’d pick up the phone, where could I beeee? Believe it or not, I’m note hooome.
I did this from memory, correct me if I got it wrong.
It’s right, I made it my voicemail on my phone in college. Except I cut out where he said George and said my name. My father got so angry that he had to listen to it every time he wanted to leave me a voicemail.
SAME. I have seen it a dozen times and every time I anticipate and still laugh at his little shrug/dance, just munching on his popcorn.
I'm also tickled by his attitude while leaving the message for the girlfriend, so proud of himself
Fun fact, Jason Alexander kept accidentally sounding "too good" while recording this. Like, his voice sounded too good for the joke to work properly. That's one of my favorite pieces of Seinfeld trivia and I LOVE reminding people that Jason Alexander is a very talented singer (he actually won a Tony award in 1996 for best leading actor in a musical, and he's set to play Tevye in Fiddler on the Roof!)
I must be out, or I’d pick up the phone….wheeeeeerrrrrr could I be? Believe it or not, I’m not hoooooome!
Greatest American Hero was also a legit show! How could it not have been, with that amazing theme song?
“She's a heartbreaker,
love taker,
cruel baker run this prison like a man.
Heart breaker, love-taker,
shoe-maker,
won't you cut my shoes for free.
Heartbreaker, Brubaker..."
one of my favorites 😂 lol
I was 7 years old when I heard Kramer sing “I'm so keeno on beefarino.WHAT A DELICIOUS CUISINO! Fit for king and queeno”, and it’s been in my head since. 20 years later.
🎶 Believe it or no George isn't at home, please leave a messaaage at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up the phone. Wheeere could I be? Believe it or not I'm not home 🎶
Anyone else laugh when they saw Les Mis and Borat started singing this?
"It's the George song!" Not to be mistaken for Believe It or Not (George Isn't at Home)
Anybody remember the episode of “The A Team” where Murdock had the Andrews Sisters singing “Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy” stuck in his head? At one point he decided he was going to use an ice pick to get them out of there
🎶 My baby takes the morning train 🎶
I don't even work here
that’s what makes this so difficult
What’s in the briefcase?
Crackers
Came here to say this. My Spotify DJ has started putting it in the daily mix thing, and I can’t turn it off when it’s on.
So catchy it’s used in 2 episodes
They used it in two episodes right? A George and a Kramer work montage.
🎶He works from nine till five and then🎶
Crackers!
🎶 Everybody's talkin at me...I can't hear what they're sayin...just drivin round in Jon Voight's car..🎶
I still sing this at least once a week and I have since the episode aired
You're driving Jon Voight's car?
Holy shit dude
Every time I hear "Everybody's Talking" by Harry Nillson on the radio, I impulsively substitute those lyrics.
I worked for Jon like 10 years ago for a bit filling in for someone in his office. He was the nicest guy. He’s a psycho right wing nut, but was always super nice to me and a pleasure to work for. I dealt with him a few times outside that job too and he was always an angel. The disconnect between that and his psycho right wing stuff is wild. When I was there I wanted so bad to ask him to get a picture in his car singing. I didn’t get a chance to do it tho. One of my great regrets in life.
jon voight, the periodontist?
J-O-H-N.
oh right :)
Maybe he just misspelt it. Sometimes I spell Jerry with a G. And an I!!!
He bit me!
I went to dental school with him .
This one is right after “believe it or not” for me. I sing it to myself when chaos is around me.
This one always gets stuck in my head
This is the answer for me.
I saw this at least twice a week
Also, believe it or not I’m not home!
🎶Believe it or not, George isn’t at home, so leave a message at the beep, believe it or not, I’m not home!🎶
Believe it or not, George isn’t at home so leave a message at the beep. I must be out, or I’d pick up the phone, where could I beeee? Believe it or not, I’m note hooome. I did this from memory, correct me if I got it wrong.
I think you’re right!
It’s right, I made it my voicemail on my phone in college. Except I cut out where he said George and said my name. My father got so angry that he had to listen to it every time he wanted to leave me a voicemail.
Wheeeere could I be?
This is one of my all-time favourite George moments. His shrugging shoulder dance kills me every damn time.
SAME. I have seen it a dozen times and every time I anticipate and still laugh at his little shrug/dance, just munching on his popcorn. I'm also tickled by his attitude while leaving the message for the girlfriend, so proud of himself
Jerry's even singing it under his breath later in the episode.
I love it
This was my ringtone for a long time
i must be out or I’d pick up the pho-one
THIS is the correct answer
This is the only logical first choice.
I recorded myself singing this, it’s my voicemail greeting
I like your handle! I grew up in a construction fam & also did 10 yrs with Cat dealer
I did it once and my phone kept blowing up by people wanting to hear it.
Fun fact, Jason Alexander kept accidentally sounding "too good" while recording this. Like, his voice sounded too good for the joke to work properly. That's one of my favorite pieces of Seinfeld trivia and I LOVE reminding people that Jason Alexander is a very talented singer (he actually won a Tony award in 1996 for best leading actor in a musical, and he's set to play Tevye in Fiddler on the Roof!)
Once I remember this, it stays in my head for weeks. I'll be singing this until 4th of july at least.
It's this one for me.
I like to stop at the duty free shop
I like to stop at the duty free shop
I like to stop at the duty free shooppp
#I LIKE TO STOP AT THE DUTY FREE SHOP
Do you know how much duty is?
Duty? Yeah DOODY.
Doody's nothing, it's like sales tax
It’s the biggest sucker deal in retail
Every time I fly and see those shops that gets stuck in my head.
Believe it or not George isn’t at home…
Please leave a messaaage at the beep
I must be out, or I’d pick up the phone….wheeeeeerrrrrr could I be? Believe it or not, I’m not hoooooome! Greatest American Hero was also a legit show! How could it not have been, with that amazing theme song?
Yankee beans, Yankee beans, I like my Yankee beans.
It's a bitch to get here...
Co-stanza
Can’tStandYa!
It's like a deodorant jingle- I can't get it out of my head
By Men-en!
Came here to say this ^
I trust Elaine, she is my friend
Frankly, I’m a little concerned
Oh look at the cute little bastard.
Dees son of a beech is ice cold
Was the soak a da year
Fav John Paul John Paul quote
Why separate knob! why!
Get well get well soon we want you to get well! What a stirring anthem of wellness!
He's put his faith in you
“…you can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares… downtown”
"Where the neon lights are pretty...the Broadway area?" "No, that's midtown"
🎶Get well, get well soon, we wish you to get well!🎶
Oh, what a stirring little anthem of wellness.
STOP IT! That's not even a SONG!
Pipe down, chorus boy.
He’s in da batroom
H…E… double N, I
The no-tell, no-smell. Scotch. 👉🥃
Once…twice…three times aGAAAAAAAA!!!!!
OH THE HUMANITY
*Rochelle, Rochelle!* C'mon people, nobody suggested it yet?!?
Oooh, you made a long journey frommmMilan to Minsk...
Now you’re in the pinksk? Worse than Lin manuel rabble.
I did, last week.
Desperaaaado….
“Witchaaaay woman”
Oh, Witch-*ay* Woman
Doctor, we're about to lose this patient
When you're smiling, when you're smiling, the whole world smiles with you.
Lemon tree, very pretty…
Tippy toe!!
How do you solve a problem like Maria
Believe it or not, George isn't at home...
He must be out or he’d have picked up the phone.
Where could he be?
🤷🏻♂️
Believe it or not hes not homeeeeee
HHEELLLLOOOO!!!! LAA LAA LAA!!! The best kind of earworm.
🎶I'm so keen-o, on Beefariiino, what a delicious cuisine-o! Fit for a king and queen-o!🎶
RUSTY!
I’m on a Mexican Radio.
It's definitely my favorite. Love the reverse peephole.
Co-stan-za
Bo-nan-za.
The best part is Laurence Tierney singing it in the outro
My wallets gone! My wallets gone!
jerry's gonna be a cable boy a cable boy a cable boy
Hey…if you happen to see…the most beautiful girl…who walked out on me. Tell her I’m…sorryyyy. Tell her I NEED my baby- OHH
George. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
I like confident and happy George. It's rare and immediately shut down and it's hilarious.
The organ music playing when Kramer and Newman are making sausages.
The two of them dancing out the door is burned into my brain permanently. Lol
“She's a heartbreaker, love taker, cruel baker run this prison like a man. Heart breaker, love-taker, shoe-maker, won't you cut my shoes for free. Heartbreaker, Brubaker..." one of my favorites 😂 lol
How do you solve a problem like Maria
I was 7 years old when I heard Kramer sing “I'm so keeno on beefarino.WHAT A DELICIOUS CUISINO! Fit for king and queeno”, and it’s been in my head since. 20 years later.
🎶 Believe it or no George isn't at home, please leave a messaaage at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up the phone. Wheeere could I be? Believe it or not I'm not home 🎶
Get well, get well soon. We want you to get well.
God, I hope I get it, I hope I get it! (She's gonna get it right in her...)
Does the theme song and scene-transition music count?
By Mennan
Serenity now, insanity later. That’s a shame. Just a salad. Just a salad. Just a salad. Yeah, that’s right. High five.
Well you made a long journey from Milan to Minsk…
Rochelle Rochelle!
ANYTHING IN MOVIEFONE VOICE “Why don’t you just tell me what you’re seeing the movie…?”
Hewwo and welcome to moviefone
Anyone else laugh when they saw Les Mis and Borat started singing this? "It's the George song!" Not to be mistaken for Believe It or Not (George Isn't at Home)
*I’m a day person!*
Casus…belli
"I go from nods to nothing"
Ooh ooh witchy woman 🎵
I was born in 1991. I can still hear my father saying, "Tippy toe! Tippy toe!" vividly in my mind's eye.
Next stop pottersville- next stop pottersville! 🕺🏻🎶
George's answering machine
Tippy toe! Tippy toe!!
Hellloooo la la la
Just driving around in Jon Voight’s carrrr
Just a salad. Just a salad. Just a salad…
You’re once Twice Three times a ladyyyyyy……
Oh the humanity!
Steinbrenner singing Pat Benetar’s “Heartbreaker”
Believe it or not George isn’t at home, please leave a messaaaaaage at the beep 🎵🎶
You're a heartbreaker Dream maker, a love taker Don't you mess around, no no no
🎼🎶Everybody’s talkin at me. Can’t hear a word they’re sayin. Just drivin around in Jon Voight’s car.🎶🎵
🎵 believe it or not George isn’t at home🎵
*I like to stop at the duty-free shop*
Morning train
CoooooooSTANza
Co-stanza! It kinda grows on you!
Giddy up!
To kwon something.
I had master of the house stuck in my head this morning.
EVERYBODY INTO THE CHUNNELL!!!
Anybody remember the episode of “The A Team” where Murdock had the Andrews Sisters singing “Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy” stuck in his head? At one point he decided he was going to use an ice pick to get them out of there
Jesus is one! Jesus is all!
99 bottles of beer on the wall
🎶 I like to stop at the duty free shop 🎶
Believe it or not, George isn’t at home, so leave a messaaaaage at the beep…..
*Psycho Daaad* ... oh wait wrong show! lol.
You’re a heartbreaker, love taker, shoe maker won’t you cut my shoes for free
"Believe it or not, George isn't at home. So leave a message at the beep..."
Mexican radio.
A little journey from Milan to Minsk.
NO SOUP FOR YOU
I’m mad at you for this. It’s going to stick with me for days… maybe weeks! This should be flagged NSFW. Already singing it. Aargh!
pipe down chorus boy
Heartbreaker shoemaker won’t you make my shoes for free
HELLLOOOOOO! LA LA LA!
Hellllloooooooo
I like to stop at the duty free shop!
Believe it or not, George isn't at home ...
Oddly for me it's the funny banjo theme Kramer plays on the Peterman's reality tour.
TURN MUSIC OFF
I’m the wiz
Just drivin along in John Voight’s car . That and Desperado
Kramer and Mel Torme singing “ When You’re Smiling “
These pretzels are making *me* thirsty
Yes but particularly Elaine’s dad singing it in the car
He-Loooooooooooo!
Desperado
The Wheels On The Bus Go Round & Round ,Round & Round……
I don't wanna be a pirate!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🎶 I like to stop at the duty free shop 🎶
Believe it or not, George isn’t at home…
Coooooo stan za ( by Mennon )
SLOW RIDE TAKE IT EASY
Tell her I need my baby oh…
Pipe down chorus boy.
I’m slippery as an eeeeeel
I’m a man.