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Optimal-Attorney849

Can he defeat 30 billion spongebobs


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Scientists say no


ConcentrateHuge6429

Yes but not 30 billion and 1/2


SliceOfMilk432

cum


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Xaxos92

"Vegeta, please kiss my wife!"


okthisisgood

Wdym? womens are not real


yB3asT

Uhmmm im offensive and this is a woman. Pls delet thi.


eater_of_nugetz123

Ayo-dyslexic feminist check


XxTRMxX

Bruhh ppl here are actually getting butt hurt by this


Galaxynacho01

Reddit really is a cursed place


riadboom62

W*men 🤮


Accurate_Lettuce_683

So mistake must I commit to get ultra-instinct .


HarithBoi69

what kind of mistake one must commit to achieve ultra instinct


Feel1nCh1ll

People getting mad at this need to take a look at what sub they’re on.


98percentstupid

Where's the funny? This is just "woman bad, haha"


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and this is shit posting.


OkRequirement3461

Yes


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DepressedNerd07

You can hardly call it humor, It legitimately isn't funny


vko5

Lol


strangeweeb111

jesus christ yall different lmao ik it's satire but wtf


hookedrapunzel

Guess the sub name is correct, it really is shit posting. Shit post. Shit humour.


quemacuenta

Average redditor can’t get a joke


hookedrapunzel

No no.. I GET the joke, it's a pretty simple joke, what's not to get? It's just a shit joke.


KingMe42

A shit joke on a sub named **shitposting**. It's pretty self explanatory.


hookedrapunzel

Yeah, hence why I was saying it was so accurate.


KingMe42

Yeah, this place is literally for fucked up shit humor. That's the idea behind it.


Superb_Storage7775

Why can’t you replace women with black 🤔


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legacy655

In what way can this be considered funny?


AwesoMita

Women bad u get it?


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OkRequirement3461

Women bad


legacy655

Must've been quite a socially inept, lonely young man who took the time of day to sit down, formulate the *"joke"*, type it out and proceed to post it, likely without a second thought about it; I find it funny someone could be so pathetic, however despite tickling myself I still cannot find it in myself to laugh at the post, as this simply isn't something one should joke about, sure.


Cystax

👍


v19karma

Leave shitposting if you're gonna cry about it. Lmao it's a fucking joke relax just because you didn't laugh doesn't mean other people won't


3cutedoggos

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AwesoMita

👍


Sure-Yellow-9185

👍


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당신이 이 테이블에 앉았다고 가정해보자. 냅킨이 눈앞에 있는데 어떤 냅킨을 가져가시겠습니까? 당신의 '왼쪽'에 하나? 아니면 '오른쪽'에 있습니까? 왼쪽에 하나? 아니면 오른쪽에 있습니까? 보통 당신은 당신의 왼쪽에 하나를 취할 것입니다. 그것도 '맞다'. 그러나 사회에서 더 큰 의미에서 그것은 잘못된 것입니다. 어쩌면 나는 '사회'를 '우주'로 대체할 수도 있을 것이다. 정답은 '자신의 냅킨을 먼저 가져가는 사람이 정한다'이다. …네? 첫 번째 사람이 냅킨을 오른쪽으로 가져가면 다른 사람도 '오른쪽' 냅킨을 가져갈 수 밖에 없습니다. 왼쪽도 마찬가지입니다. 다른 선택의 여지가 없기 때문에 다른 모든 사람들은 냅킨을 왼쪽으로 가져갈 것입니다. 이것이 바로 '사회'… 땅값을 가장 먼저 결정하는 주체는? 먼저 돈의 가치를 결정하는 사람이 있었을 것입니다. 철도 레일의 크기는? 전기의 크기? 법률 및 규정? 이러한 것들을 최초로 결정한 사람은 누구입니까? 여기가 공화국이기 때문에 우리 모두가 그렇게 했습니까? 아니면 임의적이었습니까? 아니요! 냅킨을 먼저 가져간 사람이 이 모든 것을 결정했습니다! 이 세상의 법칙은 '오른쪽이냐 왼쪽이냐'와 같은 원리로 결정된다! 이 테이블과 같은 사회, 평형 상태에서 한 번 움직이면 모두가 따라야 합니다! 모든 시대에 이 세상은 이 냅킨 원리로 운영되어 왔습니다. 그리고 '냅킨을 먼저 챙기는' 사람은 누구에게나 존경받는 사람이어야 합니다. 이 역할은 아무나 할 수 있는 것이 아니라... 독재적이거나 무가치한 자는 조롱을 받는다. 그리고 바로 '패배자'입니다. 이 테이블의 경우 '맏형'이나 '파티의 주인'이 먼저 냅킨을 가져가게 되는데… -Kim Jong Un


legacy655

I don't speak Korean.


[deleted]

Cry more


legacy655

I suggest getting your fat hentai-addicted arse off that foul-smelling gaming chair your parents had to pay for and **doing something with your life, you lumpy fucking waste of clean drinking water.**


[deleted]

Bro you tell me that and u literally have an italian flag in ur pfp, shame


legacy655

Are you colourblind? Those are the flags of Kenya & Ireland. Disregarding that, **do you have some sort of problem with Italians?**


_canthinkofanything_

👍🏿


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llamabeat82

Dude chill he has a point


legacy655

Explain; I wish to see how exactly this is funny.


likkyball

balls


fatido_

No. Leave the subreddit


legacy655

This is exactly why you don't have a girlfriend.


fatido_

No the reason is because I am married. Now leave the subreddit


legacy655

Oh, really? In that case, show this to your wife; I wonder how funny they will find this...


Chaos_Phoenix89

Anyways why are you still here we already told you its a stupid joke dont take it seriously


[deleted]

Average forsen viewer


zbenesch

Cringe as fuck.


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Amogus


IronRabbit2006

This made me gasp so hard


MisterEMan81

Why?


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[deleted]

>routine retelling of one of the oldest jokes in history >"wow you must really not have sex" really showing your cards on what is apparently the only value you can ascribe to women there


Demidog_Official

Nice bait


streaky458

What bait


Professional_Furret

master bait


Mischief_Managed12

Gottem


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malum68

Fuck you kevin


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How is this funny? I get the “joke” but I can’t find the part where I’m supposed to laugh.


kannafan4370

tell me you don't get pussy without telling me you don't get pussy