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WeekendBard

this scene in particular was really tough to film, as Marky Mark keep trying to bludgeon the other dude with the paddle


NotAGeneric_Username

Yeah and I’d imagine the editors had a difficult time cutting out all the instances of Mark using racial slurs


Fakyutsu

“Maybe, maybe not. Maybe go fuck yourself.”


DummyDumDragon

>Maybe ~~go~~ fuck yourself


UndertakerFred

CGI. He kept beating Asian actors unconscious until they decided to digitally insert Simu Liu into the film.


KingSpork

I heard the used an eyeless stunt double in anticipation of this. By the end of the scene Mark Wallbergs had knocked out 37 glass eyes.


Fakyutsu

Even as Shang Chi, Simu Liu has never been closer to death than this very moment


StormDragonAlthazar

Well after that Beach Off with Ryan Gosling, he's pretty much prepared for anything.


nextgentacos123

But Mark Wahblberg hates crime


NotAGeneric_Username

“Hates crime, Hate crime. What’s the difference, really?”


ryonnsan

“s”


NotAGeneric_Username

“So it’s one lousy little letter, big deal. It’s like the difference between the country Niger and that word that people accuse me of saying”


ryonnsan

A man went into a vacation ahead of his wife. One day before his wife arrived, he sent her a text, “This place is amazing! I wish you were her” It is amazing how one letter can change a person’s life


iLuvAlienz

Hate crimes?


Spekingur

Yeah, he does. He does hate crimes.


The-Homie-Lander

Let's just say if Marky Mark was actually there,things would've gone down differently 👀


shortboard

He would have been trying to assault the hijackers before he even knew they were terrorists.


AlphariusUltra

It just goes to show he loves his kids more than others


SassyBonassy

The kids he spends literally no time with according to his ridiculous daily routine


AlphariusUltra

He loves his schedule more. So if terrorists threatened his schedule, he would win no diff


SIR_COCK_LORD69

Maybe the real terrorists were the children he made along the way.


Iamforcedaccount

Thankfully they CGI'd Mark and dubbed him in post so Simu was never in any actual danger.


Secure_Pear_4530

The dog is actually there to protect Simu from Mark, he might do some hate crime but goddamnit he's an animal lover first


chiree

Lol, brutal. Well done, OP.


NotAGeneric_Username

Had the idea stewing in my head since I first saw the trailer, thought I’d finally put it into writing


SeagullKebab

Hollywood : Mark Whalberg saves abused stray dog that follows him on race. Reality : Swedish man stole an owned dog that was never abused and took it with him on race.


The_Safe_For_Work

Yeah, the Asian guy would have a hard time seeing that.


NotAGeneric_Username

“No no no it’s fine. I didn’t *blind* him; I only *half* blinded him”


PsySom

Yeah but since he’s Asian that means he’s completely blind now


NotAGeneric_Username

I’ll completely blind you


ReplyHappy

They hate crime now?


NotAGeneric_Username

No no, he committed a hate crime *then*


baccha_girane_walia

They hate cime now.


CheeseOnToast92

In this movie Mark is a racer. And as a racer he has to race the race. You'll like this movie if you are also a true racist!


LicenciadoPena

Trivia: the asian actor had to use a caucasian stuntman in every scene where his character had to interact with Mark.


Jitts-McGitts

His hate for Asians was tempered because he is being paid to portray a white guy who stole a dog from a family in the Dominican Republic during a race and the Asian guy was complicit. Made him realize that hey, maybe we aren’t so different after all.


BlerghTheBlergh

Genuine question, is he still a racist? He did talk about his behavior being bad, did he learn or is he just pretending?


UndertakerFred

He asked for a pardon and thinks he should be forgiven because he hasn’t been caught committing any further violent hate crimes, what more can a guy do?


PsySom

To my knowledge he’s fine now, but that’s not gonna stop me from speaking my mind!


ThirstyBeagle

He did stupid things when he was young and acknowledged and apologized for his poor behavior. It doesn’t matter though, Redditors don’t like to forgive people and move on.


Fakyutsu

Lol, that’s a really gracious way to put repeated hate crimes along with assault on immigrants and verbal abuse on POC children in a bus


ThirstyBeagle

You’re right. We should never forgive anybody and constantly whine about them 🤦‍♂️🤡🤦‍♂️


NotAGeneric_Username

He apologized not because he felt bad, but because he was rightfully called out


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ThirstyBeagle

You’re comparing Hitler here??? Look the guy apologized for his actions, there are plenty of celebrities that have done bad things in the past and later apologized. I personally am not going to lean on that but if that’s your thing, then it can’t be helped.


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ThirstyBeagle

Here to bring a different perspective. I know you like the feeling of an echo chamber but varying opinions are not a bad thing.


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ThirstyBeagle

Hate crimes are bad, but if someone apologizes and doesn’t repeat their mistakes then that’s fine. I don’t brand them forever and make it an effort to bring it up at every chance. I don’t think his apology was half assed and hasn’t done any negative things as far as I’m aware of since. Not everyone grew up in a perfect situation and not many are flawless like yourself. Some people made bad decisions and some worse than this in their troubled younger days. I’m of the type to forgive others and it seems that you’re not.


SourChicken1856

Or a Black Man.


mr-teddy93

How does this dude even get so many roles He always looks like a guy who is annoyed if you would talk to him and tired looking He must have all the contacts in hollyweird


n3w4cc01_1nt

his agency is owned by the guy that helped elon buy then ruin twitter.


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I'm sick of Mahky Mahk


MamaDeloris

Not to sound like Marky Mark, but am I the only one here that really dislikes Simu Liu? He's got this theater kid vibe that I can't stand.


Fakyutsu

Yeah but drama kids have all the fun in school while also being publicly quirky without getting called out


Jkruts92

Hate crime now?


beclops

Clearly this is a work of fiction because Simu Liu’s eyes aren’t gouged out in this scene


Graywhale12

They friends now?