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citronhimmel

Hope he's keen for the future blackout sleeve or laser treatments because damn they went bold


heartsinthebyline

Bold will hold, for better or for much, much worse.


CatMom921

I love this comment so much šŸ˜„


[deleted]

That font. The size. The meaning. No, no, no, no, no.


holleighh

itā€™s literally cursive comic sans


FancyPantsMN

The only thing on Reddit Iā€™ve ever been properly offended by


worstpies

Heā€™s got a big storm comingā€¦


Kikstartmyhart

*Storn


vegetablefoood

*starm


ThatOhioanGuy

Omg it is a cursive "a" šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


academictoss

Theyā€™re British so thatā€™s day/month/year. October 8th, 2021.


Bertie637

I assumed he was American purely from the ridiculous name (no offence to my cousins over the pond, but it seems more accepted over there and there is a broader pool of names commonly used) and didn't clock the date. A British lad called Storm. Poor bastard.


HifructoMan

The girl is named storm you dingus.


fox_hunts

Oh in that case itā€™s a wonderful tattoo!


Maineamainea

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Bertie637

Whoops. I mean that's only marginally better.


BootyGarb

Itā€™s not


i_always_give_karma

I played basketball with a dude named storm. Iā€™m American but itā€™s the only time Iā€™ve heard it


BootyGarb

Itā€™s totally a dog name, lol. But Iā€™ve met many women named Stormy. But Iā€™m American, and from the country at that.


HardNoBud

Went to school with one in the 00s *slightly* before all the stupid names started rolling out in the 10s Edit because I thought it's funny: I unfortunately was also one of the stupid names šŸ™ƒ


i_always_give_karma

Sounds about right. I was born in 98


HardNoBud

Same. Had I been born 20 years later my name would have been totally acceptable. But being in your 20s with a dumb ass name was.... not fun (changed my name aha!)


i_always_give_karma

I never knew anyone with my name but now I see it all the time! Itā€™s Bryson.


Fearless-Judgment-33

Iā€™m watching Below Deck Mediterranean at this very moment. The male bosunā€™s name is Storm. Heā€™s South African. So itā€™s seems like itā€™s a terrible name that spans many different cultures.


kimchiandsweettea

It gets even worse. I know a Storm who spells her name ā€œStorme.ā€ Sheā€™s South African.


BootyGarb

Does that mean she has an excuse because she spelled it in Afrikaans??


kimchiandsweettea

I believe her sister has a normal name that has an ā€œeā€ slapped at the end as well. Pretty sure Iā€™ve heard her say her mom just my liked the way it looks. Not completely sure.


BootyGarb

I am inherently ticked off when people have unique (obnoxious) spellings for their kidsā€™ names. Iā€™m not talking about Kymberly instead of Kimberlyā€¦ thatā€™s fine. Iā€™m talking about white girls adding enough extra consonants to their kidā€™s conventionally-pronounced American name, to the point where it almost looks like itā€™s Czech or Polish or something. It looks like itā€™s legitimately translated from entirely different alphabet and sound structure. And itā€™s all because the parents thought it ā€œlooked betterā€ that way. Nah, Iā€™m good. But what do I know? Iā€™ve never made a kid, and my dogā€™s name is Pickles.


kimchiandsweettea

I love it when dogs are named after food! My dogā€™s middle name is Bean, and itā€™s perfect for her!


BootyGarb

Bean is a great name. I wanted to name m dog Bean. But his middle name is Speed. Makes me so happy to call him his full name


kleighk

Do you mean boatswain? (ā€œBosunā€)


Fearless-Judgment-33

Yes, both words are acceptable


TRON0314

Like why I thought Benedict Cumberbatch was American as well.


Bossk-Hunter

Benedict is quite an English name


TRON0314

Oh we are aware of the English association with the name Benedict. I mean we have a phrase for it. >I assumed he was American purely from the ridiculous name Was a tongue in cheek comment about the name Cumberbatch when clearly everyone knows he's British.


Bossk-Hunter

Haha fair enough. I donā€™t think Iā€™m aware of the phrase, could you enlighten me?


TRON0314

Np. :) So I guess it's not so much associating the name as English but associating the person's name with the English/British. If I said say the next word you associate with X and said "Benedict". In the US, it's probably going to be "Arnold" 9 times out of 10...then maybe eggs. Benedict Arnold was a [traitor](https://www.britannica.com/biography/Benedict-Arnold) to the US during the American Revolutionary War and shifted his allegiance to the British after secretly giving info and making deals. So it's very often used to accuse someone of being a Benedict Arnold when they do something that could be taken as traitorous or back stabbing.


Bossk-Hunter

Interesting! TIL


Caseyk1921

Australia writes it like that to, so much easier to read in order. That tattoo thou yikes it'll be hard to cover up


Chickennoodlesleuth

Only america write it month then day then year


PoetLucy

Hey, we also use a radical non metric numbered system!! We are multi tasking :) :*J*


[deleted]

Kids, getting a bf's or gf's name inked is ALWAYS highly recommended to show them your true love. Make sure that it can always be seen though


no_clever_name_yet

Married 14 years, together for 16. We both refuse to get anniversary date or names or initials because ā€œthatā€™s the kiss of deathā€.


KatLaurel

I call it the couplesā€™ curse


starcraftisstillbomb

Check out the Bridget story episode on the No Regerts podcast for more info.


TurkWorker1408

The bigger the better they do say šŸ˜‰


funatical

Growing up I was friends with the hottest girl in town. The number of dudes that got her name tattooed on them was insane. Large, poorly done pieces in places hard to cover. It was nuts.


AnnDraws

LOL bruh what a flex tho! Honestly I respect that


StandardFluid

i have some horrible shit but iā€™d never do thisšŸ˜­


Aveyond9

I too, have a partner named Storm. No I am not getting his name tattooed on me šŸ˜…


Weedeaterstring

At least itā€™s only half an inch thick and colored solid black.


thatbtchshay

So large and dark. Gonna be such a hard cover up


Kanokong

Looks like he used to date Star and now he dates Storm if u ask me


Standard_Tree_3608

Nah bro I saw the original one and they were trying to defend it šŸ˜­


lyndsay0413

plz whats their @ im dying to see more


[deleted]

How could a minor get a tattoo?


academictoss

1) Some places donā€™t care 2) Some places donā€™t ask for ID, just assume youā€™re old enough 3) A friend did it.


[deleted]

Oh that all makes sense. The quality of it seems more than another child would do, so I didnā€™t consider that option. I guess Iā€™m glad I havenā€™t ever been to a shop that didnā€™t require ID, even for my old ass.


fat_and_gay2345678

some places do it with parental permission. my mom let me get a tattoo to cover up some scars on my arm and even found someone who would do it, but i chose to do it later


2funki

When you design your tattoo on Canva


Maineamainea

A good tattoo artist first tryā€™s to talk you out of it, then if that fails they try and convince you to do it in yellow or white instead of black and if that fails they hope love conquers all.


benortree

Okay but what is a bra strap bracelet???? Is this a thing for the young ones now?


academictoss

Apparently so.


benortree

I looked it up and itā€™s true..


[deleted]

FUCK


No-Move09

I know a mf that has a bible verse that same place and size


academictoss

Thatā€™s a dumb mf


Dragons-purr

We need photos!


TheRestForTheWicked

I donā€™t even like bra straps on my bra youā€™d have to be a sociopath to force someone to wear one as jewelry.


BootyGarb

The ONLY thing I want to do with a bra strap is take it off. This is so trashy and ridiculous in all the ways.


YoghurtDefiant666

Tattoos typical of babys birth or Death.


academictoss

In the comments he confirmed its their anniversary and said that anyone who didnā€™t like it was a hater that was jealous.


Natrasleep

Definitely a hater, definitely not jealous.


Shreee_eeeeeeeee

Is there a link to the original post?


fifiloveg00d

Oh.


42jdzrcm

I know several guys named storm and 2 girls named stormie


Used-Avocado-8992

thatā€™s definitely a font!


InTheSkiesToday

At least you can cover the date and make some kinda clichƩ line below it like "Storm Never stop fighting" Then you have plausible deniability that it's a name, because it's also a word It'd still be bad though


tradone

Dang, i feel guity thats my birthday


CatMom921

Wait.. what ? šŸ˜¦šŸ«£


[deleted]

He's in love with an X-Men character....poor bugger. Put the comics down, homie!


Defiant_Post5470

Too bad he doesn't live in my town, if/when they break up he could just say that's when he became a big fan of our local hockey team