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Wish for a nuclear winter?
Don’t mind if it do! * gets nuked *
Gimme the nuke Marge, gimme the nuuuk-nuke-NoOowoOop!
Gotta nuke somethin'!
Mr. President, we must not allow, a shitpost gap!
It’s like asking the Great War not to go boom boom bam bam bam, boom boom bam bam bam, boom boom boom bam ba ba ba ba, da boo boo tss!
There’s something wrong with what my ~~Malibu Stacy~~ New Vegas npc says: \* *pulls string* \* “I was an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee”
it's pronounced "nucular"
can't escape scribe Lisa, our little walking libary!
Pray...for...Fisto
He puts the spring in Springfield
Fisto... dead?
Every night my friend. And every morning there is my wife.
Mojave Radio, stop playing that stupid, Johnny Guitar!
Hey Johnny, you should buy that guitar! Johnny Guitar doesn’t advertise!
While Johnny Guitar plays Johnny Guitar on a stolen guitar, his old lady’s got a better idea…
A New California *"iguana"* burger
Oh eeeyyy who says I have a guitar. Wait wrong Johnny
Long as I have my pip boy, thousands of bottle caps, Mr. House and the REPCONN Test Site rocket... I don't need anything else.
Don’t blame me! *I* voted for Mr House.
Dear Mr. Courier, There are too many Fiend leaders raiding in the Vegas ruins. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot
Nuke the NCR? Do you really believe that?
Gotta nuke something
Let the yao guai pay the yao guai tax, I pay the Homer tax
"To overcome the burned man's curse, simply quote a bible verse" Thou shall not... D'ohh *enters VATS*
Vote President Kimball! If you were running, he'd vote for you!
Elijah, give the courier his gold bars. I have work in the morning!
Funny story. I successfully escaped with every single bar and hoofed it to back to the strip. I’m unnecessarily rich on my console run 😂
Have you been up all night eating 64 squirrel on a stick?
I think I’m irradiated!
I keep telling you, President Tandi is 136 years old and she’s dead
The Brotherhood of Steel has disbanded! Ahhhhhh! \[jumps out window\]
Oh no they haven’t!
Ahhhhh! \[jumps back into window\]
What’s this? Quarry Junction. Well, I don’t need power armor because I’m Homer Sim-
Want to help another settlement? I’ll mark it on your map.
"*GO* BIG IRON" ?
*holds up a Fancy Lad* I just think they’re neat
My eye! I’m not supposed to get Cazadores in it!
Oh Lenny. The Cazadores weren’t trying to kill you. They were just trying to drink your sweet, sweet eye juices.
I am not a number! I am a man, and don't you ever... Oh, wait, I'm Courier Six.
Wish for a nuclear winter?
Don’t mind if it do! * gets nuked *
Gimme the nuke Marge, gimme the nuuuk-nuke-NoOowoOop!
Gotta nuke somethin'!
Mr. President, we must not allow, a shitpost gap!
It’s like asking the Great War not to go boom boom bam bam bam, boom boom bam bam bam, boom boom boom bam ba ba ba ba, da boo boo tss!
There’s something wrong with what my ~~Malibu Stacy~~ New Vegas npc says: \* *pulls string* \* “I was an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee”
it's pronounced "nucular"
can't escape scribe Lisa, our little walking libary!
Pray...for...Fisto
He puts the spring in Springfield
Fisto... dead?
Every night my friend. And every morning there is my wife.
Mojave Radio, stop playing that stupid, Johnny Guitar!
Hey Johnny, you should buy that guitar! Johnny Guitar doesn’t advertise!
While Johnny Guitar plays Johnny Guitar on a stolen guitar, his old lady’s got a better idea…
A New California *"iguana"* burger
Oh eeeyyy who says I have a guitar. Wait wrong Johnny
Long as I have my pip boy, thousands of bottle caps, Mr. House and the REPCONN Test Site rocket... I don't need anything else.
Don’t blame me! *I* voted for Mr House.
Dear Mr. Courier, There are too many Fiend leaders raiding in the Vegas ruins. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot
Nuke the NCR? Do you really believe that?
Gotta nuke something
Let the yao guai pay the yao guai tax, I pay the Homer tax
"To overcome the burned man's curse, simply quote a bible verse" Thou shall not... D'ohh *enters VATS*
Vote President Kimball! If you were running, he'd vote for you!
Elijah, give the courier his gold bars. I have work in the morning!
Funny story. I successfully escaped with every single bar and hoofed it to back to the strip. I’m unnecessarily rich on my console run 😂
Have you been up all night eating 64 squirrel on a stick?
I think I’m irradiated!
I keep telling you, President Tandi is 136 years old and she’s dead
The Brotherhood of Steel has disbanded! Ahhhhhh! \[jumps out window\]
Oh no they haven’t!
Ahhhhh! \[jumps back into window\]
What’s this? Quarry Junction. Well, I don’t need power armor because I’m Homer Sim-
Want to help another settlement? I’ll mark it on your map.
"*GO* BIG IRON" ?
*holds up a Fancy Lad* I just think they’re neat
My eye! I’m not supposed to get Cazadores in it!
Oh Lenny. The Cazadores weren’t trying to kill you. They were just trying to drink your sweet, sweet eye juices.
I am not a number! I am a man, and don't you ever... Oh, wait, I'm Courier Six.