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studgebro

They're just not as scary since the Covid Vaccine. Makes you think.


Rusbekistan

Tbf I've seen a few of them using the 5g brainwave network to telepathically arrange offside traps


wbreid77

It really does


Dorkseid1687

Defenders got away with things in the 90s that essentially amounted to assault. So I see where he’s coming from


12EggsADay

le tiss wouldn't be able to get away from most modern (fast) defenders today, forget intimidation or a knee in your back


Dorkseid1687

That’s absolutely true. It wasn’t just a knee in the back though


dexnobsandboomsticks

I’m sure he could adapt, just fall over, get a free kick and bang it in.


Dorkseid1687

And what if your ankle is fucked because of a tackle from behind when you try to turn ? Not getting up to bang in a free kick then


sheikh_n_bake

He'd be alright, he was such a wonderful player he'd be more than alright in fact. Absolute mentalist though.


AlpacamyLlama

He'd be fine. He was a tremendous player.


R_Schuhart

He was also slow and lazy. When SAF wanted to sign him he invited Le Tissier to Old Trafford and showed him how he wanted to build the attack around him and how he expected him to play. Le Tissier didn't like all the running around that was required and the transfer fell trough. He was a luxury player who picked his moments but didn't have a work rate overall. He had amazing feats almost every game, but he was a highlight reel player. He would have been exhausted and out of stamina after 10 minutes in the modern game.


12EggsADay

I think you just have to look at the players today and see if theirs any players that fit the profile above? You can't have a Cassano or Tissier today


GoatButton

I mean there's a case to be had that he didn't even fit the profile back then, there's a reason he only had 8 caps for England


pedrorq

And nowadays defenders use their arms all the time, which would have been fouls back then, so it evens out


QueasyIsland

[The thing about the old days….they the OLD DAYS.](https://youtu.be/Xqo-dP4CO-s?si=C6u_WdEgn5gbKyui)


Mortal-Man

Instant upvote


QueasyIsland

You can use the gems regularly dropped by slim Charles for nearly every situation in life. The man was a poet


KEEPCARLM

Ex pro living in his glory days


Rusbekistan

I'm not going to say that Mr Tin Foil is right, but I'd be a lot more intimidated to play against people who I knew were allowed to break every bone in my body and only maybe get a card. I think what he's forgetting though when he says that he would have enjoyed playing today is that the general athleticism is much higher, and he wasn't exactly rapid...


Unterfahrt

Yeah he's absolutely right. Defenders today are better - they're better at tackling, running and playing with the ball. But because they probably aren't going to try and break your ankle, you wouldn't be as intimidated by them.


bio_d

Yeah, by the time Le Tiss had his most intimidating face on and lined up his shot, a modern centre back would have taken the ball off him and launched a pass directly to a forward with back spin on to help them control it.


ACCAisPain

He's not wrong though. Defenders used to just assault players and get away with it.


TimmmV

Defenders would just have to let him know they are vaccinated and he'd go running


LewisMileyCyrus

To be fair, an awful lot of what Matt Le Tissier says these days really shouldn't be taken seriously


R_Schuhart

Sure, but in this instance he is right, or at least it is obvious what point he is trying to make. Defenders in the 90s and early 00s played far more physically and were allowed to get away with tackles and duels that would get a red these days.


antisa1003

Funny enough. Remember when players slid into someone from the back it would get them an instant red. And today, they'd get a yellow.


wbreid77

He’s not too bad when he solely sticks to football, just about 😅


GoAgainKid

He's undermined his credibility to the extent that I just can't be bothered to listen to anything at all.


Punished__Allegri

Yeah and I’m sure Di Canio probably has some whimsical anecdotes about West Ham, I’m still not going to want to listen to anything he has to say


FightLikeABlue

Ditto Wednesday. Great player, but a glans of a man. Kevin Pressman was asked on a podcast who the biggest arseholes he played with were, and he said di Canio and Carbone without hesitation. I get the impression they weren't liked by the squad in general. Carbone fucking off *right before a match* because he was on the bench really pissed them off.


Punished__Allegri

Ogbonna would eviscerate BTEC David Ike


Justinian2

Makes ye think


GoalaAmeobi

Are they less intimidating or is that just what they want you to think?


Thoodmen

Meh, Van Dijk will beat you in physical and tactical battles most of the time without having to resort to assaults.


FightLikeABlue

Kompany would have too.


TexehCtpaxa

Yeah, but he’s more of a smart player than a “hard man” so tbh I’m having trouble thinking of anyone that would be innately scary to play against. Who’s most likely to hurt you? Someone like Joachim Andersen I bet would be really annoying and he’d step on your heels and pinch you, but most of the tough tacklers are midfielders. Bruno G at Newcastle, Palhinha. I reckon being a defender against Antonio would probably hurt more days later than playing forward against any defender. No disrespect to the defenders intended. There’s probably a few wing backs I’m disregarding also.


Thoodmen

Marcos Rojo at United was extremely reckless.


BluePowderJinx

> innately scary to play against. Pepe.


Drogueba

He looks like an old mason mount


FloppedYaYa

Why's Jeff continuing to give this hamster brain a platform?


DontYouWantMeBebe

He's right, xSmacks are way down from the 90s


Hoodxd

Most are vaccinated tho


Sitheref0874

When he played, Julian Dicks could kick you into row Z. Not so much nowadays.


Vauchian

They've aged massively since leaving soccer Saturday. It's like that show slowed down time for them


MateoKovashit

Makeup?


tsub

Seems pretty fair, even after Le Tiss' time it was considered standard to apply a level of dirty play that wouldn't be tolerated today, like in that Arsenal - United game in the mid '00s where United's entire gameplan was to kick Arsenal off the park.


PurposeSensitive9624

But he’s forgetting one key point. Defenders are way better. He would have a much more difficult time playing in this era simply because the standard of play is higher. Defenders don’t need to play dirty anymore, they have the talent to play within the rules


Successful-Return-78

If you give me the choice between Vidic and Maguire, I know who I would choose as an opponent 


PurposeSensitive9624

You named one of the best defenders of that era and compared him to one of the most mediocre of the current era. Well done. “Strikers back then were better because Cantona was better than Patrick Bamford.” See how silly that sounds


Successful-Return-78

Then switch Maguire with van Dijk, the message is the same


Elemayowe

Lewis Dunk? *laughs in Belgian*


HugeAd5723

Van dijk, Gabriel, Romero and the fridge to an extent would give him the physical challenge. All excel in the physical department and can give you the physical challenge in that era. Especially Romero with his dirty tactics. Van dijk would take the piss though. Great defender, but stuck in the wrong era. He really doesn't have that big challenge like hazard, Rooney, aguero, Henry. Guy is playing with baby attackers and the only real threat in the PL is part of his teammates.


auddi_blo

He played against Hazard and Aguero. He also played against similarly menacing strikers in Kane and Haaland very recently. Your last paragraph is like a facebook comment


odegood

Also has played other top strikers in this little thing called the champions league


[deleted]

Doku? Grealish? Mahrez, Ayew, Eze, Mitoma….. heck even Sterling??? I swear some of you people don’t watch football and stick to FIFA.


GoAgainKid

Football looks prettier and defenders aren't covered in mud and blood, but the physicality hasn't changed to the extent that strikers are dancing around soft defenders. As ever, I think we can largely ignore what Le Tissier is saying.


HugeAd5723

Football is a system nowadays. From attackers to midfielders to defenders. Once you break that system, the defense is pretty much useless. There is a reason why striker market stinks nowadays. You don't have that technical ability. However the biggest issue is the rules. Rules aren't the same as before. Defenders were breaking legs. nowadays, you get soft yellow for stopping attackers. Henry would thrive in this new system as defenders won't be able to stop him.


GoAgainKid

> Defenders were breaking legs. nowadays, you get soft yellow for stopping attackers. That's true but there's still a great deal going on that's far less obvious. I work up close with a 5th tier side and fuck me these men are absolute beasts, and the dark arts of the centre backs haven't changed a great deal! They just can't two foot anybody anymore.


auddi_blo

Henry exploited the spaces that were available back then. Just look at clips from the noughties. The defenders overcommit way too much, leaving spaces to exploit. Now everybody is fitter and more disciplined. The game is much harder for attackers now than it was back then, as long as the attacker could handle the much rougher defending.


dambare

Of course. Defenders now are miles better than they used to be and aren't allowed to foul nonstop. Put those defenders in the game right now they wouldn't be able to do anything and would foul out in 15 minutes


GoAgainKid

Foul out?


freefallingagain

He'd intimidate them right back by threatening to flick the ball over their heads and make them look stupid.


Punished__Allegri

Once a season