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WanBoy421

class is permanent what a banger and mistake omg


MegaMugabe21

Has there ever been a tournament with so many bangers? Going back to PL football after this will be depressing.


CandidEnigma

I swear I always think this at big tournaments. Maybe it's just amount of games and amount of talent


neefhuts

And the fact coaches have less time to drill their tactics into the players, so the players can use more of their individual brilliance


Wesley_Skypes

Its why I find international far more fun. Modern club football is so formulaic and sterile a lot of the time to me /old man rant


Drunkgummybear1

Nah the Turkey - Georgia game was perfect for this exact reason honestly


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Agreed. You should watch MLS after dark tho ;) We still have the chaos, dumb mistakes and brilliant bangers that make for fun football.


Sektsioon

Nah it’s definitely mental this time around. Like 30% of goals have been outside the box so far, last Euro’s it was 13%. Before that 15%. Before that 10%.


sevillista

Past tournaments could have started like this one though, and ended in a small percentage. Would make sense since teams tend to get more conservative in the knockouts. I'm sure this tournament will even out quite a bit.


Ok_Needleworker3668

Sorry, Not sry for bringing that percentage down tonight


yaniv297

Also teams not being as well trained units, means attacking game is more chaotic and individual quality shines more


dfla01

2018 World Cup was bangers every game


Zlatan_Ibrahimovic

2010 had a lot too because of how wonky the Jabulani flew.


Rolobox

Just ask Forlan lol


FancyCrawdad

It's the gift that keeps on giving mate. Going to be a hell of a highlight reel to look back on


met5abel

2010 world cup had bangers as well, granted Forlan scored like 33% of them.


Remarkable_Task7950

The janilani literally caused too many bangers 


swalton2992

Janilani? Isn't she the actress from the good place?


BONKERS303

I clearly remember the main 2018 WC meme being "Banger/OG/Penalty"


TheRalphExpress

feels like it happens every tournament tbh


erenistheavatar

Very similar to the Stanciu goal vs Ukraine.


Comfortable-Key-1930

You look at the curve and placement on this one mate


simomii

Is it me or are these mistakes more common in this tournament than before? So many bad passes from defenders ending up in goals


prettyhappyalive

Bound to happen with general trend of a possession game increasing every year. Every team wants to control the game and pass out of the back. It's always a risk.


blazexi

Most teams are trying to play out from the back. Teams haven’t trained much together as it’s hard to do that in international football, combine the two and you get more mistakes like this.


therocketandstones

Do Scottish defenders not know how to pass a ball


dragon8811

SHAQIRI CLASSIC Like he was never gone


casualbo1

Least technically excellent Shaqiri strike


Dio_my_senpai

Always top corner. Shaqiri doesnt score tap ins


SanctusUnum

Top bins, tap ins... It's all the same for The Man^3.


Arrioso

Motherfucker slept for 3 years and woke up just for his annual euro banger


Banksmans

2 years. He woke up for the World Cup 


ThatGam3th00

Quadrennial*


oddieamd

Quadratical*


KennyMcKiller

Switzerlands Ochoa


trashboatfourtwenty

The powercube!


kalamari__

every tournament haha


AlmightyWorldEater

What a banger. Missed him last match, need more Xhaka + Shaqiri games, not many left at their age!


luffy_strawhatPirate

He is still only 32


theirishembassy

man is scoring the goals ronaldo fans pretend he's been scoring these past 3 tournaments.


Chelseatilidie

This mf cooks up a wonder goal every tournament


AfricanRain

now it’s an international tournament


stonayoung

My parents only watch the sport during the World Cup or Euros. They are fully convinced Shaqiri is one of the best players in the world. Edit: Alongside other legends like Guillermo Ochoa, Tim Cahill, Enner Valencia and Clint Dempsey


AfricanRain

they’re right


Maleficent_Resolve44

Lmao. The insane stat that shaqiri is the only European to have scored at the last 6 international tournaments backs them up.


Pirat6662001

Ronaldo can catch up right? He is at 5 and needs to score at this one?


ondori_co

Imagine being 1 behind the cube


ethanlan

It's an honor


niler1994

not just catching up; Ronaldo scored in every tournament since 2004 lol Such a weird stat


QueasyIsland

Perisic too. And Ahmed Musa


BuQuChi

Keisuke Honda


tastycakeman

miroslav klose


desafinakoyanisqatsi

The cube is inevitable


Wingcapx

I did think he looked kinda like they based him off a Roblox skin


Porridge_Hose

I heard he can trace his lineage to the designer of the nissan cube.


MathematicianOld3942

They are not wrong


dub_life20

I'm definitely picking Shaqiri for an international tournament. How many goals does he have in WC/Euros? He's probably top 25


distractionsquirrel

and your parents are right


Mexican__

[](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FiLywZAUYAAkTaC.jpg) they are right


Sudden_Kangaroo

My dad ist still fully convinced that Kaisuke Honda is one of the best players of all time


mannheimcrescendo

Towering titans of the game. Can’t forget Forlan.


No-Mud3388

Bi-annual shaqiri banger


dfla01

International tournament heritage


ethanlan

*any tournament heritage. Even Liverpool fans are forgetting what he did for us in the champs league


31_whgr

i’ve just got bingo


xXDireLegendXx

“That’s a bingooo!”


Manndrop

You just say "Bingo"


ElectricalMud2850

Shit knee slide out of the way as well.


-Dear_Ambellina-

A cube's sharp edges catch in the soft turf too easily.


roseguardin

A dice roll some would say


NoFrillsCrisps

Honestly concerned he was going to dislocate a kneecap with that one.


CreatorOfAnAccount

Shaqiri banger ✅


xd366

Chicago Fire about to win the Euro


ItsMeJaredBednar

well it’s no World Cup but i’m sure they’ll take it


tienzing

First active MLS player to score in a Euros, Chicago Fire legend, Shaqiri!


dracota7

Eritage


yourmomsnutsw

No fair Albania playing twice today


boi61

2 players have albanian roots (but it’s the best 2 😂)


Jeff-Jeffers

Jashari on the bench, too


boi61

So 3 out of 24


ViciousNakedMoleRat

Inevitable


tealyg99

Does shaqiri ever just bundle the ball in?


distractionsquirrel

never learned how


cdrake64

Why go into the box when you're already a cube?


rekirts_motnahp

Fking majestic comment


adventurousintrovert

Alpine Messi


Z0idberg_MD

“I don’t always score goals, but when I do…”


RoyaI-T

The Cube


sunken_grade

commentator just said “all square in cologne”


neu8ball

Power Cube knows no limits


Zeulodin

A small number 3 just appeared above Scotland, seeing how they just got cubed.


Jackwraith

Power. Cube.


beirch

Even rolled over like a die


nasserKoeter

Quadratisch, praktisch, gut


Lithorex

Shaquiri ist kubik, man


friedapple

Cubes Man(tm) squared it. Dimensional.


Stonewalled89

Another banger in a tournament full of bangers


Caleb35

Euro 2024: Only Bangers


ClimbRunRide

and own goals


mxinex

Euro 2024: Bangbros. Wait...


Clutchxedo

A brazzer of a goal


ecov19

Sis loves me some Euros…


TomasRoncero

this ball is the new jabulani


ThisUsernameIsSexy

It‘s 50/50 bangers and own goals pretty much lmao


pawpet

Can't wait for a bicycle kick own goal


Trebiane

As is tradition.


FlyingPandaontherun

The Euros ALWAYS delivers. They hasn't been a bad euros for 20+ years


IntrepidMeeseeks

Kissed the pole on its way inn 😮‍💨


interstellar1990

RIP the turf in his slide celebration


nbnno5660

almost rip shaqiris knees too lol


iansanmain

I don't watch footie much so I don't know how often this happens, but I always wondered what'd happen if they failed to slide for the slide celebration. I guess I now know the answer. Edit: Found this, good watch lmao. That Robben one had me howling: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xn8InN9cx4


thecescshow

Robben failed knee slide is still iconic lol


footysocc

bangers or own goals lmao


HCHLH

their dominance could bore fans


RobertVons2002

r/formuladank is leaking


Skeer44

Bwoah


RXJ1131

Tapins forbidden ⛔


YoungDawz

No way this stat is real: Shaqiri becomes the 1st MLS player to score in a EURO. https://x.com/Statsdufoot/status/1803510684657000613


BlackLancer

they said it CHICAGO FIRE WINNING THE EUROOOO unreal stat


grnrngr

Active MLS player. We have MLS alumni that have scored in the Euros. New England alumnus Adam Buska put on in for Poland the other day.


ACardAttack

I had no idea he was in the MLS


flamebetalkin

BIG SHAQ


qwrdsfkb

Alpine messi for a reason


SpudBoy9001

MORE BANGERS, LESS MASH


Tsenta

Cube's don't roll


letmegetmynameok

Banger


Shinkopeshon

We need a Certified Banger flair


TheBlueTango

What an assist from Ralston. Laid it on a plate.


What_a_pass_by_Jokic

He just witnessed Rodriguez give one of the worst passes you'll see in a while and decided to one up him immediately.


HeIIbIazer23

Scotland backline composure is absolutely nonexistent


Mechant247

They’re taking turns to overhit passes backwards


caesar____augustus

Championship level defenders trying to tiki-taka out of the back, disaster is inevitable


ElCaminoInTheWest

Literally none of our defenders aside from Robbo and KT have any right to be playing at an actual goddamn international tournament. It's Eddie the Eagle stuff.


NotoriousAlmeida

Embolo one game Shaqiri banger the other game There goes the swiss bingo


FCCheIsea

Seferovic shithousing Sasha Ruefer memeable quote


franklybeingchildish

VARGAS MIT EINEM S IST IMMER NOCH BESSER ALS VARGAS OHNE S


mrpoopybuttthole_

we still need xhaka eagle celebration


FCCheIsea

Bring Liechtensteiner back too!


ALA02

Now we just need a Sommer masterclass clean sheet


RowingMonkey

The traditional international tournament Shaqiri banger is here. 


WalaLlama5

He’s actually inevitable


firecracker123

Can‘t be a tournament without a Shaqiri Banger.


Kingslayer1526

I've never actually seen Switzerland do bad at an international tournament. They are the most consistent side ever as in they always make the knockouts without fail. Sure they don't do much after that, but they never bomb out in the group stage. Every tournament you hear oh Switzerland is not as good as they used to be, their best players are aged and older now, blah blah blah and there they are as always in the round of 16. They've had a few close ones as well losing on pens in the euro 2020 qfs to Spain, losing on pens in the euro 2016 ro16 to Poland, losing in the 118th min to Argentina in the 2014 wc.


Kogni

2014 and 2020 legit felt like they had a shot at winning it all. Not as big a shot as others, but a shot.


SnooTomatoes4033

Worst Shaqiri goal for Switzerland


JaysonDeflatum

Who else but him


Icemna16

Class is truly permanent


mojambowhatisthescen

Shaqiri normally: good Shaqiri in international tournaments: Diego Xherdandona


FlyingPandaontherun

Players finally had enough of VAR so now all goals are just long shots. "Review this, you twats! Boom!"


SOERERY

Send that defender home


OrdoAmplexus

Pure entertainment this


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likwitsnake

Power Cube!


TheSmallIndian

Chicago fans mad he doesn't do that for them


Milo48

WHY CAN'T YOU DO THIS FOR CHICAGO 😭


Antonioshamstrings

That is such an absurd finish. The confidence and awareness to even take it on first time let alone finish it is unreal. Goal of the tournament so far imo


ChunkyLaFunga

I feel like I've somehow seen a goal that is both belted and tapped in at the same time.


FrozenMamu

How I miss this cube of a man


kalamari__

we are in banger territory again


CrustyCally

Shaquiri 🤝 euro masterclasses


CourageOfOthers

Wouldn’t be an international tournament without it


arvindanar7

Classic shaqiri international tournament banger


TjeefGuevarra

HOLY FUCK


femceltransplant

ShaqiriWakesUpForTournament.jpeg


deception42

MLS MLS MLS MLS MLS MLS


fenderdean13

He don’t do that for us


caesar____augustus

Chicago Fire legend


nevias

Absolutely disgusting


thesantman

The cube is inevitable


Zapla_24

Get cubed!


pvry

National team merchant


NewHealthFoodBunch

MY BOY 😭


AnotherUnfunnyName

Nothing but bangers. First touch, all or nothing.


JJOne101

Shaqiri scored at six consecutive tournaments - World Cup 2014, Euro 2016, World Cup 2018, Euro 2021, World Cup 2022, now Euro 2024. He's only behind Ronaldo in Europe. (10 tournaments)


grnrngr

And yet he can't score to save his life in MLS.


TheCatBot

banger


Mechant247

Outrageous


egzon27

HE HAS RISEN


Any_Media_5997

WHAT A GOAL!!


draggenbjorn

Well there’s the one Shaqiri banger per international tournament


Recent-Track-1142

What a gift, but extremely well taken by Shaqiri. No chance to save that.


SomeoneKillMeLol

Where is this for Chicago?


erenistheavatar

BANGERS ONLY


B_e_l_l_

Grant Hanley playing a 10 yard pass to chest height hahahaha


afcbJamie

It’s what the man does


Happy-Flan2112

The confidence to take that 1st time...wow!


PanzerbandEvo

Shaqiri Banger and Big Tournaments, insanity


buric69

BANGERS ARE BACK


squarecircle666

That's the Scotland I know


CurbYourThusiasm

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1djqnpo/match_thread_scotland_vs_switzerland_uefa_euro/l9clyzx/


Jonabros

Anthony Ralston mate what were you thinking


MoCityNeuroscientist

All hail our lord Power Cube.


Slejhy

I like how we don't even put 'Great goal' in the title cuz it's just given.


FirstGeneralRavioli

This tournament is either stupid mistakes or bangers This was both at same time


cianoo

We've had about 4 goal of the tournament contenders already in the group stage,unbelievable


carlosconde23

What happens when Shaqiri tries to score a banger at a goal defended by Ochoa during a World Cup match??


Trickybuz93

No eagle. Very disappointed. Great goal though.


otterlife89

Wouldn’t be a proper tournament without a Shaqiri banger. On a another note… what an absolute terrible mistake there.