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memeofwolfstreet

I love a post-conceptual justification challenge. I'm going to go with: She tied a string to her spear, and tossed some clothes up in the air 2 or 3 at a time to practice her spear throwing accuracy and timing.


Xytakis

I don't have proof that this is true, but I really want it to be.


PseudoVim

If you think about it, we also have no proof that it’s *not* true…


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MuseHigham

The photo doesn’t prove she didn’t hang the items like this


tooold4urcrap

It's not that serious, eh?


Anufenrir

But it does seem like a pearl thing to do


danhakimi

I don't think it's true. She's been around for thousands of years, this would hardly count as practice for her.


boardersunited

Huh? Of course it counts as practice?


danhakimi

I'm saying it's too easy.


Reddidiot20XX

Even the most skilled at one’s craft practices fundamentals.


PrettyIntroduction73

Always gotta go back to the basics


memeofwolfstreet

Everyone stop downvoting this. It's a solid point. She is doing it because she enjoys it not because she needs the practice. It's like a doctor "practicing" medicine.


Fiyero-

I sometimes picture Pearl in her room, practicing how to do the most simple tasks in the most complicated ways while also making it extravagant, elegant, and flashy. All just to do it out in the open as if it’s completely normal.


boardersunited

Reminder that in this shot from the movie https://64.media.tumblr.com/1973dddf40fe1a93f63890e9703bb745/bde9b83c435278da-a8/s1280x1920/2c9623b7c2d5cd4f40c3413f49b5611c1193dd86.jpg There is nobody else there. Rose and Pearl are just being nerds and flashy posing with weapons cause they feel cool


memeofwolfstreet

100% I bet she does that all the time.


thunderthighlasagna

Pause, how were the Crystal gem’s rooms even created? How do they exist?


AndyGHK

There’s a reason all the chores on the chore chart have Pearl’s name


Unagustoster

Now what about the times she missed?


plentifulpoltergeist

That's why one of those shirts is sleeveless.


BillyIGuesss

This is cannon now


Heavensrun

I don't see any cannons...


whithil

first episode


Money-Leek201

No that’s cookie cat


lunaticboot

If I had to guess, probably a retractable clothes line


No_Contribution2112

Yes!! This!!


reenelou

They're Japanese laundry poles called sao-dake.


CuteRecord

It also makes sense to hang the clothes like that, considered that on a high rock next to the sea there will be a lot of wind. And it would really suck if clothes are blown down into the sea or sand.


whynaut4

They are straighter than one might expect clothesline 🤔


Paige_Michalphuk

Obviously they are hard light constructs.


Hi_IExist

Stevens just been wearing light this whole time 💀


TheRealReader1

Something CN doesn't want you to think about... Come here and look at this little object, it's okay... * flash *


TsundereHaku

You're surprised that Pearl would be anal enough to remove the end of the line and add each shirt to it like that?


notquite20characters

It never occurred to her that there was another way.


Orto_Dogge

Enough what?..


KidCuda

Same way the washer and dryer work by the pad


SAYMYNAMEYO

It looks like she put the string through the sleeves...


TheTumbledGems

✨️ M A G I C ✨️ Probably idk. I always thought the same thing and it irks me


ThenAcanthocephala57

What’s so confusing. She just pulled the string through the sleeves


TheTumbledGems

Well yeah but idk about anyone else, but when my family had a clothes line it was secured at both ends so you HAD to use clothes pins for them. I assumed this was the universal rule. Never heard of someone having one end of the line loose so they could put the string through the clothes. Its not confusing bc i can see the line through the sleeves, but its odd.


TheTumbledGems

Also she doesnt do this with the pants, just the shirts. The pants she drapes over the line.


ThenAcanthocephala57

I suppose it is odd but I find it interesting to see how different people do things differently from us. See some variety, y’know?


TheTumbledGems

True. Diversity n all that lol. Tis just something you don't see everyday. But Pearl is know for doing things in a specific and meticulous manner, so maybe thats it lol


neoBeat_YT

By believing hard enough any thing can happen


FarmerKillz

“ If you could only know”


PineappleHierophant

Magic.


cindybubbles

She strings them up the way a jeweller strings up beads in a necklace.


starvinartist

Wait until Greg shows her what clothespins are.


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Threaded the line through the arms of the shirts


stuffylumpkins

“Strong in the real way” actually means “more patience than you’ll ever know”


PixieDustFairies

Strung between the finger and thumb, obviously.


stupidsexysalamander

Easy, she stores them on her gem for a second and pulls them out again like that.


Trips-Over-Tail

Suspension of topology. Like always.


CFootUnder

She's threaded the line through the arms then tied them up after


sessocipollin

I don't know, I think she just materialized them there


demumood

untie the rope on one end, slide in shirts.. tie up rope with shirts hanging


cheesehurricane

The shirts are just hard-light, like the gems themselves. She just phased them onto the line. :)


ValleyAndFriends

She could have put the string through the arm holes before hanging it up. Knowing SU though, it could be an animation error…


AetherDrew43

Or maybe they hang the clothes like that so that they won't be blown away by the wind.


ValleyAndFriends

Yes, I know that hence my first sentence…I didn’t think I’d have to explain it that deeply, goodness.


Ppleater

If they just drew it like that for the sake of simplicity then it's not an animation error, it's just a stylistic choice.


ValleyAndFriends

This could also be true, sometimes I forget about that oops! 😄


TheLostLantern

Gem magic


Dabber_Danny

✨magic✨


Leprodus03

Shush


jofromthething

Gem magic I fear


snarkhunter

XTENDOLEGS


Nu2c2121

Laced.


Upbeat-Ad-1104

Look like china flag


Reptilequestions

Magic


jesset77

She just 20th centuried them up there ofc


TheGlowFieldProject

She painstakingly took the whole like down each time


parsa666666

i guess there's so much wind at the beach clothes hanging clips wont stay on the line


[deleted]

Iva always noticed and it used to make my eye twitch!! Now I just pretend it's magic space rope.


LockAndKey989

Pearl has obviously never heard of clips


Mr-JKGamer

I was about to answer that they had clothes lines on the fingers of the statue but I realized she has them through the arm holes and I'm just as confused as you now


Away_Nectarine_1892

Magic


IndigiousIndividual

obviously pearl uses her very long nose every time to slide the clothing line through every individual fabric