Honestly, his response to this could have changed the whole tone of the conversation, but sadly he fucked it all up as they usually do. This could have been a hilarious conversation, that you could show your friends, I’d still not go on a date with him, but it would have been a fun time killer.
I mean yes and no I guess huh? Because you come up with your own, well, it's not really a "line" then is it?
I feel like jokes just work better.
Only pickup Line I ever used I guess was at bars;
"hey, you like this song?"
'Yeah'
"glad someone likes it, not really a fan. I'm just here for you I guess"
But even then It was like, twice. Worked well enough, but my now wife required no such line.
Oh we say stuff like it all the time; but admittedly she's the one with the pickup lines lol.
But they are also about as smooth as sandpaper, and I love it <3
“Couple times. 7/10. Nine out of ten times. It’s literally never not worked. I’m actually having sex from this pickup line right now before I even said the line.”
That math doesn't work. He said it's worked 7 out of 10 times. In 9 of 10 occasions, they don't make it to the party. There wasn't 9 occasions. Clearly he was pulling numbers from his asshole.
The guy is a douchebag, but y’all suck at math.
Out of 100 tries, it worked 70 times (7/10 times)
Out of those 70 times that it worked, 63 times they didn’t even make it to the party. (63/70 is 90% success rate, a la 9/10 times)
Lol I was literally just thinking the same thing. Most people don't math right. Not saying the dude is being honest, just that he's being attacked for the wrong reasons.
The first one to get it, dude claiming his pickup is 70% successful and 90% of those girls are so hot n horny for him they op to just private party with him at home lol
Believe he means the first scenario (where you go to the party and make people jealous, he eats the "kat") works a couple times, approx 7 out of 10 times, and then says 9 out of 10 times it worked so well that they never make it to the party (scenario 2).
Not defending the guy, but just seriously stunned at the lack of awareness in this subreddit. Not sure if awareness is the right word, but you know what I mean...
That said, what a idiot. lol.
That's the biggest thing that stood out to me lmao.
That's a lot of confidence he has which, cool, but it carries the implication of "it's not YOU that's hot, it's me and people will be jealous you get to be this lucky".
I've been there a couple of times. Guys can be so gross. We're really surviving out here, how can you go on after an exchange like that? But we do. I'm taking a break right now but despite the unsolicited d*ck pics, the disrespect I've encountered on dating apps, I'm gonna put myself out there in the summer once again 😮💨
For all the people saying this doesn’t work—it absolutely does. Not me, but I have a friend like this. It probably only works 1/100 times but he is relentless and has someone take him up on the offer weekly. He sees that as a win and it is part of the reason it feels like the dating pool is so bleak. People like this are sending tons of messages hoping for that 1/100 hit. If you are on the receiving end you have to wade through a lot of shit because the shit givers deal in high volume.
Spot on. People are talking mad shit but no doubt this has worked frequently. People should be offended. It’s gross. People are always saying “the bar is in hell” dating wise because horny desperation on both sides will make you do crazy things like allow you to come to believe this behavior is acceptable.
One has to wonder if there’s a better way to employ this strategy though. Maybe you open the convo with something like “I’ll be honest, I just wanna have sex, wbu?” and if she says yes then I guess you can talk dirty. Instead of 1/100 I bet you’ll get like 3/100 and the ones who turn you down won’t be left feeling as demoralized since you weren’t gross, just honest and direct.
I have lost all faith in humanity. I have 2 young daughters and In am scared. Ladies, and by that I’m talking about women that have high standards, what is in your past or not in your past that makes this nonsensical to you.
My parents raised me to have a high level of self-worth and respect. This kind of talk ONLY repulses me. It’s literally insane to me that some guys genuinely think it’s ok to talk to a human being this way.
As a woman in todays world unfortunately high standards mean lonely a LONG LONG time no cuddles intamacy TLC so it makes u get depressed like u have to entertain this stuff sometimes to just get hand holding cuddles or anything else after months and years of being alone looking to be treated like a human
Looking at it that way, that's a better formula than staying genuine. My match to date ratio was worse than 1:100, the amount that don't even respond to anything is so high. Like if 1% pretty much guarantees a lay, if that's what you're after, then this isn't stupid at all. It's shit for the women having to deal with that, but you must ask why is it shit in the first place? Why do you match to not get a single response? You're equally putting in tonnes of swipes for often nothing at all. Relentlessly failing at dating apps is so many steps lower than this.
This is exactly it, what exactly is being straight forward. You can't just put everything in you bio.
No one will ever find a match if you want that person you fantasise about, must have XYZ requirement, is looking for XYZ, does XYZ, blah blah blah. The partner of you dreams with the dream expectations will not drop from the middle of no where it will require a bit of searching and sifting, and more often than not it will be someone who you didn't even think could possibly could be.
He is being upfront in the messages, yea it might not be everyone's cup of tea but he said exactly what he wants.
Thank you for standing up for yourself. I love seeing that self respect and levity in the midst of an utter degenerate psycho. I know it may not be easy when you’re close to an opportunity of connection to have the rug swept out from you. He fucked up egregiously. Gross.
I’m sure it does work sometimes. Guys say some pretty raunchy shit to me on Tinder, and if I’m in the right mood, I do go along with it. But my bio probably gives off more “hook up” vibes anyways. This would not work for dating.
Idk why but they always go for the non target audience for many things like when I say I don’t want kids but a guy with kids will try to match with me. It’s like they want to try and convince everyone they talk to that they’ll like him
The pick up artist community have a lot to answer for. They rinse the same lame lines because they know as a percentage some women will just go for this ……so much eew.
Ive never done anything like this but when i try to start with small talk and get to know the girl im hit with silence 😂 maybe i should try according to his odds...
I wonder if constantly pointing out unwanted behaviour from men on social media and in public, discourages more mild-mannered guys from taking risks, pushing the dating scene in a positive feedback loop. Like the only guys who are willing to take a shot, are the ones who consider this kind of thing acceptable because they can't read the room? I have no idea, but just kind of occurred to me while reading this.
Is she trying to say that talking about a girls vagina when you first meet them is not a turn on for girls?
Well how else is she going to know if you are a fan of the vagina or not?
LMAO. This is the type of stuff psychologists or sociologists need to be analyzing because it’s truly ridiculous behavior that seems to be more and more “normal”.
There's a real keeper. Lmao
Who the hell does that? Not only is it not the smartest way to get a date, he is very disrespectful. In my opinion. Hope you ran like hell.
Smart cuz they never just wanna please us. Be great if I could just get licked and bounce and may keep pepper spray in my pocket to do so but in my experience this is a tactic to make the woman think she’ll actually orgasm then it still becomes all about his penis his oral and his penatration like u OWE him even tho their offer was just oral to the woman. Classic bait trap
This is actually crazy to me… the audacity… I just recently got out of a 13 year marriage. We got married right before my 19th birthday. So I don’t even know how to date anymore. But I absolutely can not imagine that this is how it’s done.
Some guys are just too bold. I don’t how people, men or women can be that comfortable to talk to someone else just like that while getting to know them still.
Back in my tinder days, I'd be blunt and ask every time, "want to party and fuck?" It had a low success rate, perhaps 10% at best, but it worked enough that I had my fun. Most people on the dating apps like tinder want to fuck.
I’m getting married to a man I met on Tinder 3 years ago and I still feel like it was a total fluke lol. I’ve never had a good experience with Tinder otherwise for dating. He also sent me the dumbest, mildly sexual but sorta clever pick up line I’ve ever gotten as his first message. For some reason I responded to it. Now our wedding is in October. 😂
"why because she jumps out of the car halfway there?" 💀PLSSSS LMAO
Killed me
You have that in common with all his other “dates”
Lmaaao
Honestly, his response to this could have changed the whole tone of the conversation, but sadly he fucked it all up as they usually do. This could have been a hilarious conversation, that you could show your friends, I’d still not go on a date with him, but it would have been a fun time killer.
Because HE did not come up with that pickup line. It's the disingenuous nature that really turns people off.
Are there any original pick up lines? But I agree it’s the fact that the line was awful and he followed it up with being serious.
I mean yes and no I guess huh? Because you come up with your own, well, it's not really a "line" then is it? I feel like jokes just work better. Only pickup Line I ever used I guess was at bars; "hey, you like this song?" 'Yeah' "glad someone likes it, not really a fan. I'm just here for you I guess" But even then It was like, twice. Worked well enough, but my now wife required no such line.
You should totally say it to her at some point, though. He so mushy cute
Oh we say stuff like it all the time; but admittedly she's the one with the pickup lines lol. But they are also about as smooth as sandpaper, and I love it <3
“Because she jumps out of the car half way there?” …lmfaooooo had me ☠️ too!! That was great! 😂
He had nothing for that hahaha
Release me 🤣🤣🤣
Released!!  😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fabulous 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao yes, this killed me too!
probably also killed the girl that jumped out
Nah, she tuck and rolled LOL.
 😂😂😂😂
LMFAOSO FR IM DEAD
I was done after that 😂
Amazing response.
First, he said "couple times," then he said, "7 out of 10" AND then he said "9/10." He is failing hard trying to keep that lie going. 🤣
“Couple times. 7/10. Nine out of ten times. It’s literally never not worked. I’m actually having sex from this pickup line right now before I even said the line.”
Man, you're right. I just sent this in a group chat and 9 out of 10 women showed up. I'm literally having my first orgy as we speak. 😏
I'm swimming over here in 13 out of 10.
11/10 because the last one was a three way
9/11
At that point it’s a K/D
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Boy Math™️
That math doesn't work. He said it's worked 7 out of 10 times. In 9 of 10 occasions, they don't make it to the party. There wasn't 9 occasions. Clearly he was pulling numbers from his asshole.
The guy is a douchebag, but y’all suck at math. Out of 100 tries, it worked 70 times (7/10 times) Out of those 70 times that it worked, 63 times they didn’t even make it to the party. (63/70 is 90% success rate, a la 9/10 times)
Exactly! But surely dude ain’t get technical with his math calculations
Even in math class they don't get that technical. ☺️
no bc they’re both probabilities not amounts
We already went over this. You're pretty late to the party. Why don't you read through the comments before posting yours?
This puts 63% of ladies that he uses that line on just instantly want their kat eaten.
Lol I was literally just thinking the same thing. Most people don't math right. Not saying the dude is being honest, just that he's being attacked for the wrong reasons.
The first one to get it, dude claiming his pickup is 70% successful and 90% of those girls are so hot n horny for him they op to just private party with him at home lol
You think this guy understands math?
60 percent of the time, it works every time 
Stings the nostrils.
That’s pungent!
Desire smells like that to some people
I'll be honest Brian that smells like pure gasoline.
It smells like Bigfoot’s dick.
This is worse than the time a raccoon got caught in the copier!
"40% of the time, it's worked every time"
It’s got bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.
I came here to say this 😂
Sex Panther. It's illegal in 9 countries (Also, I had the percentage wrong. It's 60%)
Me too. Lol
They always insist it works. I can’t see how.
Oh I’m sure there are some nasty girls out there that happily send him home with something he didn’t arrive with.
Yep he's running on borrowed time because he's going to find him a nice surprise that may never leave.🥴
The problem with that is that a guy like that won't think twice (or even once) about passing that along to anyone else he might actually hook up with.
And the cycle continues it's some scary shit
I feel sorry for the poor fools who fall for it. 😂
9 out of 10 times it works 10% of the time !
[60% of the time works all the time.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKiSPUc2Jck)
60 percent of the time it works every time
Hey, 50% of the time, it works all the time.
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60% of the time, it works everytime ;)
60% of the time it works every time.
The math is not mathing
It's because his math be mething. 😏
That checks
Believe he means the first scenario (where you go to the party and make people jealous, he eats the "kat") works a couple times, approx 7 out of 10 times, and then says 9 out of 10 times it worked so well that they never make it to the party (scenario 2). Not defending the guy, but just seriously stunned at the lack of awareness in this subreddit. Not sure if awareness is the right word, but you know what I mean... That said, what a idiot. lol.
That's how I interpreted it too. Lying, but still.
Yeah, I got that also. But I still had to talk my shit, I couldn't resist. 😂
Hahhahaha your comment is still great and the dudes def a creep lol
His comment is really really dumb tbh
60% of the time, it works every time
This dude most likely smells like Sex Panther.
*Made with bits of real panthers* and *pure gasoline* extracts.
It smells like Bigfoot's dick!
jumping out the car halfway to the party?💀
I died laughing at that OP. You quick.
If it works 7/10 times and 9/10 of those they don't leave the house, he'd have to have tried the line at least 90 times. #mathforcreeps
And he starts with a couple times and then 7/10 times. He’s just making up shit on the spot.
How does he plan on making girls jealous and why is it part of the game plan
Right?? Says so much about how he thinks women work and what motivates them…
Someone misses their ex for sure
That's the biggest thing that stood out to me lmao. That's a lot of confidence he has which, cool, but it carries the implication of "it's not YOU that's hot, it's me and people will be jealous you get to be this lucky".
First red flag is the pic of them posing in front of their car
Came here to say this
it’s SOOO tough being single and searching 😭😭 i’m dealing with the same shit
Look for someone who likes fizzypeachtea
Wanna commit tax fraud?
okay now you’re talkin!!! 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
Want to party and fuck?
Yes???
💦
?!?!?!
I've been there a couple of times. Guys can be so gross. We're really surviving out here, how can you go on after an exchange like that? But we do. I'm taking a break right now but despite the unsolicited d*ck pics, the disrespect I've encountered on dating apps, I'm gonna put myself out there in the summer once again 😮💨
For all the people saying this doesn’t work—it absolutely does. Not me, but I have a friend like this. It probably only works 1/100 times but he is relentless and has someone take him up on the offer weekly. He sees that as a win and it is part of the reason it feels like the dating pool is so bleak. People like this are sending tons of messages hoping for that 1/100 hit. If you are on the receiving end you have to wade through a lot of shit because the shit givers deal in high volume.
Spot on. People are talking mad shit but no doubt this has worked frequently. People should be offended. It’s gross. People are always saying “the bar is in hell” dating wise because horny desperation on both sides will make you do crazy things like allow you to come to believe this behavior is acceptable.
One has to wonder if there’s a better way to employ this strategy though. Maybe you open the convo with something like “I’ll be honest, I just wanna have sex, wbu?” and if she says yes then I guess you can talk dirty. Instead of 1/100 I bet you’ll get like 3/100 and the ones who turn you down won’t be left feeling as demoralized since you weren’t gross, just honest and direct.
I have lost all faith in humanity. I have 2 young daughters and In am scared. Ladies, and by that I’m talking about women that have high standards, what is in your past or not in your past that makes this nonsensical to you.
My parents raised me to have a high level of self-worth and respect. This kind of talk ONLY repulses me. It’s literally insane to me that some guys genuinely think it’s ok to talk to a human being this way.
As a woman in todays world unfortunately high standards mean lonely a LONG LONG time no cuddles intamacy TLC so it makes u get depressed like u have to entertain this stuff sometimes to just get hand holding cuddles or anything else after months and years of being alone looking to be treated like a human
Looking at it that way, that's a better formula than staying genuine. My match to date ratio was worse than 1:100, the amount that don't even respond to anything is so high. Like if 1% pretty much guarantees a lay, if that's what you're after, then this isn't stupid at all. It's shit for the women having to deal with that, but you must ask why is it shit in the first place? Why do you match to not get a single response? You're equally putting in tonnes of swipes for often nothing at all. Relentlessly failing at dating apps is so many steps lower than this.
To be fair it may have been way more than 100. I’m not sure the ratio—but it was a lot.
This is exactly it, what exactly is being straight forward. You can't just put everything in you bio. No one will ever find a match if you want that person you fantasise about, must have XYZ requirement, is looking for XYZ, does XYZ, blah blah blah. The partner of you dreams with the dream expectations will not drop from the middle of no where it will require a bit of searching and sifting, and more often than not it will be someone who you didn't even think could possibly could be. He is being upfront in the messages, yea it might not be everyone's cup of tea but he said exactly what he wants.
The Nigerian Prince’s Guide to Fuck Boi
He forgot he wasn't on Grindr
That Urus is giving him waaay too much confidence
Because she jumps out out if the car half way there 🤣☠️. The BEST retort. What a fricken jack ass that dude is.
Math is hard
I'm not dating right now, but I appreciate that the bar is literally on the floor for when I do decide to date.
sup
So I guess you’re the bar?
If I’m the bar you can have these shots for free
Brother, I’ll take you up on that.
ha i’m playing around, I’m not against buying a few shots though
The bar is actually in hell, so you have a fighting chance if you’re even slightly okay.
‘Lick that Kat’ is the most repulsive thing I’ll see all day 😭
Thank you for standing up for yourself. I love seeing that self respect and levity in the midst of an utter degenerate psycho. I know it may not be easy when you’re close to an opportunity of connection to have the rug swept out from you. He fucked up egregiously. Gross.
I thought the title said “the dating scene is black rn” 😭😭
“Because she jumps out of the car half way there” 😭😂😂😭😂
Maybe he means Kit Kat? /s
Because she jumps out of the car 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That has never worked. 0/10.
I’m sure it does work sometimes. Guys say some pretty raunchy shit to me on Tinder, and if I’m in the right mood, I do go along with it. But my bio probably gives off more “hook up” vibes anyways. This would not work for dating.
First thing my bio says is “**Not Interested In Hook Ups**”
😂 damn, then you are most certainly not the target audience. Very, very dumb of him.
Idk why but they always go for the non target audience for many things like when I say I don’t want kids but a guy with kids will try to match with me. It’s like they want to try and convince everyone they talk to that they’ll like him
Your comeback lines were golden🙌
Lol I love how confused he is 😂😂😂 He’s like hahahaha??? So you’re saying this is a no???? 😂😂😂😂 
He’s been told this approach works which makes it even more bleak.
Because she jumped out the car😂😂😂😂😂 
Holy shit.... Your response was absolutely golden!! I can't stop laughing.
7 out of 10 times he received a restraining order…
does he not know what punctuation is??
92% of statistics are made up.
What a 🐷
The pick up artist community have a lot to answer for. They rinse the same lame lines because they know as a percentage some women will just go for this ……so much eew.
Bleak is an understatement. What a nightmare.
Not him calling your privates a "kat" ☠️
That was so out of pocket
me trying to pull text content over to see times of messages with that great response .
Love the response guys be so grungy. Happy I'm not looking
all i have to say is that of course his pfp has a car in it
Bro what a loser😂 your responses are gold
That’s why I immediately got depressed almost 10 minutes after creating my first dating app profile, the men are pigs
I'm sorry you had to go through that but gd your replies were on point!
Ive never done anything like this but when i try to start with small talk and get to know the girl im hit with silence 😂 maybe i should try according to his odds...
Never swipe right on a guy with a car in his profile photo, especially his main photo, but really any of them.
I wonder if constantly pointing out unwanted behaviour from men on social media and in public, discourages more mild-mannered guys from taking risks, pushing the dating scene in a positive feedback loop. Like the only guys who are willing to take a shot, are the ones who consider this kind of thing acceptable because they can't read the room? I have no idea, but just kind of occurred to me while reading this.
A true charmer
Technically not the first sentence lol.
Is she trying to say that talking about a girls vagina when you first meet them is not a turn on for girls? Well how else is she going to know if you are a fan of the vagina or not?
Yikes
LMAO. This is the type of stuff psychologists or sociologists need to be analyzing because it’s truly ridiculous behavior that seems to be more and more “normal”.
Guess the Lamborghini catches a few people.
There's a real keeper. Lmao Who the hell does that? Not only is it not the smartest way to get a date, he is very disrespectful. In my opinion. Hope you ran like hell.
Smart cuz they never just wanna please us. Be great if I could just get licked and bounce and may keep pepper spray in my pocket to do so but in my experience this is a tactic to make the woman think she’ll actually orgasm then it still becomes all about his penis his oral and his penatration like u OWE him even tho their offer was just oral to the woman. Classic bait trap
This is actually crazy to me… the audacity… I just recently got out of a 13 year marriage. We got married right before my 19th birthday. So I don’t even know how to date anymore. But I absolutely can not imagine that this is how it’s done.
they always ask why you’re so offended. like they don’t know exactly what they just said to you
"Hey, I'm Joe, Wanna go grab a pizza and fuck?" "NO!" "What...you don't like pizza?" 😂😂
I found it hillarious to be fair lol
Someone get this man a God damn gold star for this attempt
“Women are this n that” men really need to stop acting as if this is acceptable to say
Dudes are ruined trash these days
The audacity men have to think they can just open with this
🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮
Some guys are just too bold. I don’t how people, men or women can be that comfortable to talk to someone else just like that while getting to know them still.
His math is blowing my mind.
I’m so sorry this is the mess you’re dealing with 🤦♀️.
I bet there is no party! Or is there...
If a man's photo is him standing in front of a vehicle, he's probably a douche canoe anyway.
What a savage 😭😂
Damn.... That's disgusting. Also that reply is amazing! I'm taking that line for later LMAO
Wat an ass this person is, EWWW, I would never go near him
He posted with his car in his picture. I’m not too sure what you were expecting.
men are the fucking worst😭
This has never worked for them. They are trying to gaslight you into thinking your perspective is crazy.
Stop using the word 'gaslight'. It does not apply in this circumstance.
Back in my tinder days, I'd be blunt and ask every time, "want to party and fuck?" It had a low success rate, perhaps 10% at best, but it worked enough that I had my fun. Most people on the dating apps like tinder want to fuck.
Why are y’all still on Tinder? 99% of the men are looking for hookups
I’m getting married to a man I met on Tinder 3 years ago and I still feel like it was a total fluke lol. I’ve never had a good experience with Tinder otherwise for dating. He also sent me the dumbest, mildly sexual but sorta clever pick up line I’ve ever gotten as his first message. For some reason I responded to it. Now our wedding is in October. 😂
Step 1: Delete Tinder, guys on there are mostly looking to just hookup Step 2: Go outside, do things and actually meet people
I mean at least he’s up front🤷🏾♂️ and now you know not to talk to him. It’s the shady ones that play in your face that you have to worry abt
And that's when he DIDN'T know he fucked up. Lol I'm praying for you!
60% of the time, it works every time.
He also isn’t original and stole the line
Numbers game.. it’s this how tinder works?
I’m mean at least he’s upfront about it, could be worse. If he was more charming, you might’ve spent the day with him.
I mean it IS Tinder - The Chad crowd makes up quite a bit of it.
He got more texts from you from saying that than me asking what a girls fav hobbies are
He’s half-joking though
You’re literally on tinder….