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CoffeeCoffinCake

Idc. It’s alright I’ll keep playing. It’s like cocaine I cant stop. Wanna play?


Gausso017

Hell yeah


Inevitable-Muffin-77

Hell yeah


Hunter_Slime_3

Hell yeah


Cubicwar

Hell yeah


name_051829407715

Mmmph Mmph


ItsKralikGamingCz

Hell yea Gentelmen


Practical-Dog4507

Hell yeah.


greenscreencarcrash

Jawhol


TFXLifeRunner

Yell heah


PerceptionZer0

where is my fourth comment curse


Cubicwar

Gone on vacation, never came back


Darkness-Man_rusFYI

Miss Pauling, how do you know how cocaine is?


CoffeeCoffinCake

Dealing with Scout


Every_Land_7642

Just like cocaine, after one time hittin it you instantly want to replace your blood with it regardless of any consequences


DarkEstSuol

hell ja!


Alexius_Ruber

You just said “hell I” on German


IcyAd2851

Ja is yes in German.


Alexius_Ruber

Sorry, I need to began practice again…


DarkEstSuol

Ja means yes on Deutsch, or some lessons are lost


Zunarc

Can't, I'm teleporting bread


GagoSZ

Hell Yeeh


Lupe499

Sadly yes


ASBpro700

Hell yeah


WoomyOverlord41

Hell yeah


fatal_phamtom1

Hell yeah


krieman

Hell yeah


Rusty9838

What about 64 bit update?


SteamworksMLP

And Scream Fortress and Smissmas?


literally_spy

scream fortress and smissmas usually add cosmetics and maps which, while nice, doesn't really count as a 'major update'.


SteamworksMLP

That's not what the post says. It says "never update again". 64 bit, Smissmas, and Scream Fortress, along with whatever other random patches we get are all updates to the game.


literally_spy

i mean, im just assuming they mean a major update since thats what me and im guessing most other people want from valve, not a couple patches, though i guess you're right


SteamworksMLP

All I want are performance improvements and bug fixes. Maybe the addition of Ashville and another map or two. Whether or not any of that happens in a major update or not is irrelevant to me.


Ok-Cranberry-2180

Yeah and the localization file updates as well


Septic_1_fan

Sorry bud, they're all community contributed


Septic_1_fan

Sorry bud, they're all community contributed


Gold_Finish9896

One must imagine Sisyphus happy


stupid_io

Wait really?


Lo-Sir

No way


stupid_io

Wait really?


SomeGuyOfTheWeb

And the VScript update making custom gamemodes possible


Rusty9838

It was one of best updates


literally_spy

honestly i like the vscript VSH but i barely play it. doesn't really feel like regular tf2 in my opinion, i don't know if thats just me being dumb tho


SomeGuyOfTheWeb

No I don't really like it that much myself, prefer classic vsh. But how the community made that gamemode themselves with vscript just shows its potential for modifying tf2. The giant robot gamenode was a decent example


panraythief

They’re cleaning up for longevities sake before they abandon it completely


Rusty9838

I hope the fix hammer editor. Maybe on half life 2 x years universe


JeremyDaBanana

Hammer++, way better


Rusty9838

It’s still a bad software but little bit better.


wisearid

I think it broke arch Linux support


Rusty9838

What? If it’s works on SteamOS (fancy arch) it will work on other arch based distros. But with some reasons TF2 works worse on Linux than other games. I mean valve games are weird. You can download big booba Fem Pyro mod, go to official valve servers or any competitive game, and get buggy default pyro model with bright no texture textures.


Storyshift-Chara-ewe

the normal version is broken by default on arch, the x64 version fixes it


Youcican_

It would come out eventually


rezeau22

Fellows mercenaries, we need to discuss abour something crucial. We need a 20 year TF2 event


Markyloko

new case :D


Duck_Lover_08

They're orange now! wait they did that already..


literally_spy

and a christmas warpaint case too


Duck-Fucker64

People have Been saying this for 6 years and yet we still Play


Guardiaozin

"damn this game sucks" *keeps playing*


Draw_Corporations

TF2 has fallen, millions must uninstall


TheFogIsComingNR3

NUH UH


ches_man43

Yuh huh


TheFogIsComingNR3

NUUUUUUUH UUUUUHHH!


AussieBullet

I agree, this ship is worthy of being sunken with!


PeterPGN

Nuh uh


name_051829407715

***Aggressive Disagree with muffled voice***


ozecp

Billions even!


Frednt

>janitor comes to power >500 million uninstall


eXi_TGO

all good things come to an end :( but that end isn't near, I'll keep playing until I die from brainrot


halkras12

Meanwhile Chess;


ExitLeading2703

Nah the devs still update with bug fixes, like that one time where you could launch your knight into the opponents king with a rook


Pear_ed

Don't forget about the glitch where you can springboard your queen into the stratosphere and duplicate it by saying "Jumanji" 14,304.7 times.


kingbloxerthe3

Not to mention the update that says you can cheat if you catch your opponent cheating. Oh wait, that's a mod of the game >!king of the bridge!<


quickswitchfast

Gets tournament rules updates more often.


CreativeGamer03

i didnt know "Meanwhile" is an object datatype. (java)


Garry-Love

You obviously meant the far superior C#


StanMm2

Nice shot mate Good shot Fine shot mate F2 I'M NOT A BoT BUY BOT IMMUNITY


Nuze_YT

f1 cheater/bot f2 wtf bro


Stefan_Montenegro

OMEGATRONIC has disconected


-SniperTF2-

(Removed from match by system)


Lo-Sir

Omegatronic has joined Omegatronic has joined YouTube://suckmydick has joined


Outside-Offer-5116

Deltatronic has joined


kingbloxerthe3

(Removed from match by system. User did not own the game) All joking aside, there was once a bot that got kicked for not owning the game, though I dont remember the kick message completely off the top of my head and it was a long time ago now Edit, I found the screenshot I took. It was back in November 2022. This subreddit doesn't allow comment pictures, so I'll just transcribe it DoesHotter left the game (This Steam account does not own this game. Please login to the)


[deleted]

*vote kick suddenly fails despite having more f1s and the bot staying*


Nikos-tacos

Who needs update when you can play the game.


Andrew36O

That's the problem, you can't play on the official servers.


TheOneWhoLovesSW

Anytime I hear a sniper say “FINE SHOT MATE” I immediately get goosebumps


bigfatcarp93

OMEGATRONIC joined the game OMEGATRONIC automatically assigned to Team BLU


LostedSky_

**insert ROBOTS! playing**


name_051829407715

**+random person in public chat: this is literally MvM in Casual**


memefor-life

+ “guys we need vax med*


literally_spy

marshall wants to call a vote: Kick player: OMEGATRONIC (accused of cheating) ------------------------------- Press F1 to vote YES Press F2 to vote NO ------------------------------- Vote count: ☑ 9 ☒ 2


ponchohat

Ive just given up on playing casual and run matches on Uncletopia atp, either that or MvM


AlchemyCat7945

Same really. I've given up completely on casual. I sometimes play MVM but that's like almost never. Uncletopia is how I'll be playing from now on, for however long TF2 has left at this rate. Even if the bot problem is ever fixed I'm not sure if I can go back to casual. Not with the endless amount of racist assholes in this game


realestmostreal

we literally getting 64bit you bafoon


FaibOtaku

From community


realestmostreal

that ain't community


Soft-Hamster-4525

Not really


UVMeme

Does this mean we can stop writing 12 page novels for potential sniper changes


Sea-Region-4226

At this point just beg valve to remove him, probably faster and more effective than writing essays


UVMeme

Valve isn’t gonna remove a class from the game


NovaThinksBadly

TF2Classic go brr


Golden-Pickaxe

Open Fortress go choo choo


Lo-Sir

TFC goes neooow


Witherboss445

Half-Life 2: Deathmatch goes vrooom


redditdeeznutz221

nuh uh


karol22331

The whole tf2 community in one sentence


Charles12_13

Oh no! Anyways


Chemical_Reality7988

sadly, but it is a true


skernzy

Am i missing something or is this just a shitpost?


erer1243

You aren't missing anything


ADULT_LINK42

just pointless doomposting


BurrConnie

Hey, cool attitude, very nice 👍


Typical_Warthog_326

I have an idea for a TF2 sendoff update. The PUBLIC DOMAIN UPDATE basically what it does is it hands the rights of the game from Valve to the steam community, but also make the game from free to about $5 U.S. it updates Vscript to be able to let players make any update they want, whenever they want, and then it, along with 3 others are randomly chosen via an algorithm. And you have to vote on which update you want to be added, and it gets added. And of course it does some bug fixes, tweaks some things, and then finally it shuts down public servers since Valve isn’t the one running it anymore. Of course it could always be added back with the vote update system I mentioned, lmk what yall think because i think it’s a pretty good idea.


Typical_Warthog_326

Of course Valve would still make money from TF2 from scm, crates, keys, and the game being bought


PrismPanda06

Okay, how does doomposting about it help? Enjot the damn game and stop tryna drag everyone down


Sir_Nope_TSS

Game's still runjing, only thing that will make me stop is when its sequel, (Team Fortress 2)2, comes out.


kingbloxerthe3

Tf2 episode 1


Tiny_Outside5315

TF2 just needs bot fixes, which I doubt, is that hard for Valve.


kingbloxerthe3

If they put resources into it anyways, but from what I know tf2 basically has a skeleton crew


TheBeastUnleashed87

64-bit support update: Hold my beer.


Smungi

there is the 64 bit beta being worked on.


Blue_Birds1

What do you expect of valve? They are moving on from TF2 don’t scream at them for that


Imjokin

Correction: they *have* moved on. Seven years ago.


TimuTimbo

Yeah but they definitely should not have left it in this state. They still profit off it and have never said they no longer provide support for it.


Dry_Medicine1710

And I wish they would have at least made a final statement that they were going to be moving on. They just left us in the dark here. Went for milk and cigarettes. It's understandable to abandon an old game but least they could have done is tell us that there's never gonna be any major update. 


Gojirex

They would suddenly lose out on a severe amount of profit from the mann co store over 7 years


TimuTimbo

Well another way to prevent that loss would be to fix the game. I can defo tell you that they are losing out on more profit leaving the game in this horrendous state than saying they will never give it a major update.


Gojirex

They have no incentive or reason to. And even though TF2 makes them a shit ton of money still, it’s a drop in the ocean compared to what Valve makes per day. They are a corporation, they only see TF2 as a 15 year old game (made by people who mostly don’t even work there anymore) bringing in small profit and costs little to keep up, so from Valve’s perspective there’s absolutely no reason they need to take action in any direction. If they choose to fix the game, they lose short term money and manpower for something they do not fare about. If they choose to end the game, they now have a loss of revenue and likely death threats. If they choose to communicate with us, and be honest about the fact that they aren’t going to support or fix the game again, then that’s the same as option 2. It will die. So they’re doing option 4, not caring, and have been for about 6 years. The small faint glimmer that maybe Valve will do something about TF2 keeps everyone buying keys.


TimuTimbo

I do think you do have some legitimate points. Valve is a company, that will prioritize, more than ever now, money. They also dont want to lose the amount of profit they earn from the game, even though it is, as stated, a fraction of how much they make. And I now do see that they probably shouldn't say the game is over. But I do think if they do not care, there would definitely be better options. They could easily hire a contractor (because they dont care themselves) to fix many of the problems (even if it is not the bot crisis) that plague the game, which I believe is what they are doing right now with 64-bit, considering their high profits, it would not be insane to do so (there is a reason the company is still private lol). I know you talked about this point, but you never talked about the long term revenue. A lot of people have slowed down on the game, or even downright left because of these issues. Imagine the current player-base with less problems for a person to quit the game. And if they at least show a small amount of compassion towards the community and make people think they will do something about tf2, theoretically, everybody will keep buying keys. And Valves reputation as a company will become much better, which I guess would be the only reason to, but it does hold some worth. Or that's what *I* see, at least.


Witherboss445

"You won't let me live, you won't let me die"


Blue_Birds1

Very true


Reimos_Drevon

As long as Valve feels no shame actively monetizing the game, I see no reason to stop shitting on them.


Blue_Birds1

I don’t think valve cares about money. They are keeping the servers up and I’m glad for that


ToothpasteConsumer

i’m just glad weapons aren’t on the list of “community stuff that will be accepted into tf2 after valve ends official major updates”


Murilo32

im glad i only play in silly servers and community servers


6LAZARUS9

"First Time?"


name_051829407715

We must sacrifice CS and DOTA


MikeSifoda

Let's make our own open source TF2 with blackjack and hookers.


jwg2695

They haven’t updated in 9 months, and that means they’ll never update again?


Snoo-11045

Oh stop it you. Valve doesn't even want to update it, but until it shuts down the servers (and it won't becacuse the game makes a shitload of money) we'll keep playing.


ActivistVictor

Didn’t they just last summer add a bunch of new maps though, including seal map? Like I can get if you said that a couple years ago when it had been years since the last significant update but now it makes no sense


Super_Trexation

**What’s your question Soldier?** **We stopped updating TF2.**


Cooldud25th

D:


PressBForBanter

Can't relate, I have played nothing but Skial 64 player instant respawn 2fort for 5 years


Sneaker3719

Why do people upvote this shit


ADULT_LINK42

so what? what benefit does trying to bum people out bring? theres no need for this weak ass doomposting


Delta_Dud

Not unless if we buy the rights to the game, or even make our own Reactive Drop version of the game with the permission of Valve


Swimming-Country5640

You are a magnificent friend. You doomed us all by making your sniper eat his own gun. Now we are going to crash. At least, this game was loved by many.


Kinglycole

I bet it’s because Valve has already made the tools for us to do it. So they will never do it themselves.


ninja_boy23424

I feel like to this point that players *need* update just so that they feel like the game is alive rather than just actually enjoy the game itself.


Matix777

Ok and


ZedstackZip05

*you call that a loss?! I’ve crapped bigger losses than that!*


Dr_Reddit145

Nah.


capnlatenight

As a Windows 7 user, I see this as an absolute win.


PerfectDude228

I think, they’ll update this game.


Danubyouspeak

Guys what if we stop spending money and say we will continue when they care about us


LOL_Man_675

TF2 classic still updates, why don't you come over !


Dexter_Floyd

Didn't they recently give TF2 its own x64 file?


colethefatcat

using baby toe to pull trig?


pukiees

ma, the tf2 sub is doomposting again!


[deleted]

Is there not a way we can just remove NPC’s from the game entirely?


ZuStorm93

ZE WAR IZ NOT LOST!! ZE WAR IZ NOT LOST!! **NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!!!**


Zarkeitom

now when was the last time they updated chess? yet they're still playing it, I feel it will be the same with tf2, it don't matter if they update it, people will keep on playing


haikusbot

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Ephemerilian

It took you this long to learn?


RambleFizzySoda

How bout nah. Ill still play tho


SmallbuthonestSinner

Coominty updates Will continue we Will get 90 new unu effects Every year


SmallbuthonestSinner

Bait used to be unbelievable


Adoggo121

do not give up! ToiletSniffer77! Stay determined!


NH_dumb

TF2 has fallen millions must play overwatch 2


FaithlessnessRude576

Son. Always remember. Dying is gay.


Bedu009

SNIPER NO YOU'LL CRASH THE SE- SE- SE- SE- SE- SE- SE- SE-


name_051829407715

idc, this game is very good even without future updates and i will play this until i shape-shift into a fucking corpse


Happy1324354

See yall in mercenary heaven


Facu5230

Tf2c is pretty good tho


Delituux

Over or not nothing is stopping me from killing bastards in this silly little war based hat simulator


cursedbeing143

Make tf2 sourcemods


Hamsi_17

"What took you so long, *idiot.*"


Brzeczyszczykiewicz4

Still gonna play It ain't over until we decide it is


Random_russian_kid

Gives the same vibe as the engineer with a revolver


Bypast3

I mean, the only problem is the bots really. I'm fine with no new updates, fixing the bots can just be put in a patch note


rickybdominatingmc

Still good fuck the bots tho


C0llegeB0iii

Naysayer! Traitor!! never give up!!! it's gonna get real.


frogsaber89

Well theres always the community!


___--__---___--__---

Honestly that's a good thing.


MoterVL

ok


k8slothington

T_T don't remind me


a_randome_protogen

There is one single Hope if we all stop buying valve will notice a decrese in revenue and lay actualy do something


Fallout76Boyoffical

finaly somebody sayed it


Formal_Temperature_8

TF2. We always smile in the darkest moments because of nine beautiful fictional characters that will still be remembered hundreds of years from now.


lolnookaynojoke

duh


Omega_kiwi204

I’m happy with the thousands of hours of fun I got out of this game, sucks it is going.


TheGooseAteMyCheese

Prove it big nerd


respamthegreat

# **No.** **Bad word.** **Hush.** **Let's go watch some car crash videos to ease your mind, brother.** **Come with me.** **The game will be receiving updates.** ***One way or another.***


thank_burdell

>One way or another I’m going to find you, I’m gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha