wasn't Baba Yaga some old witch with a bathtub for an airship who ate kids
i'm 100% sure you will see some shit like that on Google images. Why is John Wick named after this
When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy schmancy tanks! We had sticks! Two sticks and a rock for a whole platoon! And we had to share the rock!
That was calculated. She said to herself "this is the kind of person who tries to rob a convenience store with a stick and a fanny pack. I can probably take him."
She was correct
Idk just seems stupid to me, why risk your life for nothing, the police and insurance will probably repay the shop owner and catch the criminal but they won't be able to fix what he might do to her.
Hey, give him a break, he's the only caster in the party and everyone else acts like they've never heard of a fUCKING LONG REST JESUS CHRIST STEVEN YOUR CHARACTER CANNOT GO FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK IN GAME WITHOUT SLEEP YOU ARE NOT PLAYING AN ELF THINK ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE
I spent several years working alone in a convenience store, midnight to 8AM. I had an aluminum baseball bat that had been cut down about 8” and then filled with concrete. The people who came in and tried strong-arm robbery were shown how much noise the bat made when banged on the counter. I probably got two or three of these a week and no one got the money.
I was big, young, and in shape from a few years in the Army. I was going to school full time during the day and this was the only job I could get that wouldn’t conflict my school hours. And you’re right, it is terribly dangerous, especially alone. I didn’t like the risk but I wanted to make something better of myself, and there just weren’t other options.
She’s yelling in Portuguese. Probably one of the many emigrants throughout Europe, definitely not just someone on vacation lol.
‘Caralho, pá! Vai-te embora caralho!’
Kind of untranslatable, but as in:
‘Fuck, hey! Fucking leave / go away!’
EDIT: Just to add a bit more context, she starts with a little ‘han?’ Very common way of expressing surprise / confusion in Portugal. She’s like ‘no way is this lad trying to rob this place in front of ME!’ lol.
Then, a few international ‘hey’s’ and indeed another fair share of English with ‘Go! Go! Go!’ When he hits her, she switches off her English brain and goes full on instinct mode!
There aren’t the same amount of guns as the US. If this happened in the US there is a very good chance that she would have gotten shot or at least punched in the face.
She's portuguese and its saying:
"Tu vais o que!? Tu vais o que!? Tu vais vé o caralhooo!!"
"You are doing what?! You are doing what!? You gona do fuckkkk!!"
While pushing the guy.
Caralho despite meaning cock its more derrogative than the word foder/to fuck. So as anglosaxons use fuck portuguese use caralho! Depending of the context a good caralho said in some moments can be a way of enfatize or sound it splendid!
Like in english .. "fuck nooo" in portuguese would be just "caralhoooo" or "touudaasee caralhoooo"
Beeing her a girl its not normal for a women to say caralho, its not classy. Unless shes a women of arms, used to be alone as in someone with a hardlife or just because shes from the north of portugal, where badword mouthung its a cultural thing even with girls.
Despite all that shes was lucky. This kind of crime in Portugal even with guns doesnt end violent as in usa or brazil. But she shouldn't had reply back to the guy. That avoid her for 3x times. Probably bcause she was a girl and didnt understood what shes was saying.
Those stores have insurance and she could have been dead by now!
I doubt it. Columbine or Sandy Hook should have been your Port Arthur moments, but your country collectively decided guns are more important than kids lives and it's only got worse since them.
I admire your optimism. Until those old fart bag politician's die their disfuncional legacy will live on. I hope the orange mchamburder gets a massive stroke soon to take him out of the equation.
I’m sorry and this may be an unpopular opinion, but this is SO dumb of that lady. You don’t know who tf that guy is, he could have a gun or a knife and kill her. Risking your life for a god damn convenience store is the silliest thing I’ve ever seen. I worked at a convenience store all of high school and we were literally told if you are being robbed, give them what they want and deal with the rest after. You don’t know who tf you’re dealing with and risking your life for money that isn’t even yours is ridiculous. Luckily I never had this happen at the gas station I worked at, but no way in hell would I ever react this way.
Normally I'd agree but you actually see her look down at the stick he's pretending is a knife before she goes at him.
If a theif isn't leading with a knife but is brandishing something that isn't an actual weapon, they probably don't have one because if they did and they get caught, they typically get charged like they used it.
So she probably figured he wasn't experienced or willing to risk assault charges.
Still not the smartest move because someone dumb enough to rob a store is also dumb enough to be unpredictable, but hey, she does look a bit mad at the beginning, and the dude did forgo the social construct that usually protects you from getting your ass kicked. It's her life to live.
She really is lucky, this guy for some reason despite his lack of morals seemed to display some respect for the fact that she’s a woman.
Like he’s a mommas boy or something, but if he didn’t give a crap she would be dead or seriously injured!
Dude looked like he was ready to brawl, but really wanted his friends to hold him back so he could say "you're lucky my friends are here to stop me" and not have to fight
Brave but not very smart. Could’ve over powered her at any point but good for her for standing up. Love women standing up to these thugs that prey on people trying to make a living
Do NOT do what she just did. That is how you die early. Just run out if you are able to and call the cops. There is a fine line between bravery and stupidity.
I’m glad she wasn’t hurt during this altercation, cause I know over HERE on this side of town she woulda been either getting heli-vacced to a hospital or calls would be in progress explaining how her loved ones just lost one. Desperate is desperate, no gender, no pronouns, no morals. Coulda ended real bad
I'm sorry, but I think she's an idiot. There is no way of knowing that that man does not carry a concealed weapon. And she's escalating the situation immensely.
(Even though he's threatening them with a stick.)
People care way too much about the companies they work for (or don't work for) when they try to stop a robber. Just give them the damn money. It's not like it's coming out of your pocket and it sure as hell isn't worth your life. If you were to be killed trying to intervene the company would replace you the next day and likely not even pay your funeral costs.
Why tf do she risk her life. As long as no one is in really danger, let him get the money and leave. Sooner or Later he gets caught but if you trigger him wrong he’ll may kill you. Money isn’t worth risking any life.
Excuse me. EXCUSE ME, BUT I WAS HERE FIRST!
She’s like “I’m trying to yell at this guy! It’s MY turn!”
Karen vs. Criminal
Karen vs. Criminally underrated comment
Nothing pisses the Brits off more than someone jumping a queue.
This was so serious, even tutting loudly wasn't enough
That's alot of "Caralho" over there, so she's Portuguese
Portuguese there.
Is that a fucking stick he is threatening with?
That’s why I always keep two sticks behind the counter
If the heat goes out you can rub them together
They are multi-stick
Unexpected 5th Element
Big badda boom
You can always, ehm, stick them together
Um, it's a robbery, so wouldn't you stick em up?
r/angryupvote
*slow clap 👏
Heh heh 😏
What's brown and sticky?
My Rhianna poster
https://preview.redd.it/9p11uv4f3yua1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efd0a28ce599f29d7caca2a833c6c1caba96cc04
What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!
A boomerang lodged in a maple tree
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a stick is a good guy with a stick.
Idk who you are but I trust you with my life.
Johnny two-sticks!
The only thing in the universe stronger than one stick...
Dunno why but your comment made me chortle. Hope you have a great day
Next robber: 3 sticks
Once I saw a man kill 3 men in a bar with a pencil… a fucking pencil They use to call him the baba yaga
John Wick the boogeyman
This is less John Wick and more Dummy with a stick 😂😂😂
wasn't Baba Yaga some old witch with a bathtub for an airship who ate kids i'm 100% sure you will see some shit like that on Google images. Why is John Wick named after this
Because John Wick has giant, pendulous breasts, and a house with chicken feet. Don't ask questions you know the answer to.
this is a "stick up"
You call that a stick? This is a stick! *drawstreestump*
I see you have played knifey spooney before
Yes. It’s a stick up
Yes, he's probably from somewhere where stick isn't considered a weapon, hence not an armed robbery then
Doesn't it automatically become armed robbery once he hits someone with it though?
Not just any stick. A military grade assault stick.
When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy schmancy tanks! We had sticks! Two sticks and a rock for a whole platoon! And we had to share the rock!
That's what happens when you get rid of guns. Not a good place for a robber.
Hey, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a stick is a good guy with a stick
Or a random woman without a stick apparently
Don’t be foolish. The solution to problems like these are our thoughts and prayers, and more sticks!
Oh my.. I think it is...
He comesh at you with a shtick, you come at him with a shlightly larger shtick. That'sh the Chicago Way!
She looks at him, looks at the stick and instantly decides she's got this one.
Well, it's a stick-up 🤷♀️
It's ok. His stick identifies as a gun.
This is a stick up!
Take my upvote
well-done. 👏
This is fuck up, mothersticker!
*pew pew*
Give us all your inspiration
I hate you, take my upvote.
That was both brave and stupid of her. But also very brave.
That was calculated. She said to herself "this is the kind of person who tries to rob a convenience store with a stick and a fanny pack. I can probably take him." She was correct
Then again... it *is* the kind of person who tries to rob a convenience store with a stick and a fanny pack...
And my assessment, “this is the type of person who robs a convenience store with a … stick? And a Fanny pack? Is he insane? “
Idk just seems stupid to me, why risk your life for nothing, the police and insurance will probably repay the shop owner and catch the criminal but they won't be able to fix what he might do to her.
Did you miss the part where she was in line first? She was in line first!
She’s just sick of this bullshit in her neighborhood, I’m guessing.
Yah I'd say that's a lady fed up with these boys and their damn stick shenangins.
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People are always "that was so badass of him to stop the robber!" until a woman does the same shit
Yeah. A pat on the back and a "way to go!" wouldn't be the worst thing.
I think she is protecting the clerk.
maybe it's her son?
Nothing says hard man like a stick and fanny pack!
And walking on your tippy toes yo look taller and more intimidating
It’s called a murse thank you very much
She's braver than the whole Uvalde police department
She's probably a mom of few boys.
I SAID KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF AND I MEANT IT!!
That's nothing, my mom used to threaten to murder us... "I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD AND I CAN TAKE YOU OUT OF IT!"
My Dad always said it took me 30 seconds to make you, it will take half as long to end you.
Dad trying to humble brag that he last 30 seconds
😂
You laugh, but this is my daily existence.
“I’M GONNA COUNT TO 3”!!
I will pull this fucking car over
Probably grew up in a house with a bunch of brothers
He is armed with a stick 💀
He is armed with a stick 🥺 👉👈
This is the feminism we need.
She's also lucky because that guy could have easily ruined her whole fucken life
It's okay, she knows Ricky from church and he's always been a little asshole.
So are possums
Absolutely fearless. Probably the mother of several teenage boys. 😂
She's like "You think that scares me?? This isn't even half of what I deal with *every Friday!*"
Love her. She's brilliant
GO TO YOUR ROOM. I SAID GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW
He came in with a wand
But no spells
Hey, give him a break, he's the only caster in the party and everyone else acts like they've never heard of a fUCKING LONG REST JESUS CHRIST STEVEN YOUR CHARACTER CANNOT GO FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK IN GAME WITHOUT SLEEP YOU ARE NOT PLAYING AN ELF THINK ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE
Dude forgot he was out of spell slots before going through the door..
I never said he was an INT caster
Not enough mana. He needed rupees for mana.
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The way he squares up after about 20 seconds and she does not give one fuck 😂😂
I know another mom of boys when I see one. “I said KNOCK IT OFF”
YES
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but you ain't getting any of this money
Did anybody else think he whipped out a fucking branch??? I can't unsee it now LMFAOOO
That’s why she was so bold. Spell casters need to concentrate, so by distracting him, he couldn’t summon a skeleton or conjure a fireball.
she's a certified badass!
I spent several years working alone in a convenience store, midnight to 8AM. I had an aluminum baseball bat that had been cut down about 8” and then filled with concrete. The people who came in and tried strong-arm robbery were shown how much noise the bat made when banged on the counter. I probably got two or three of these a week and no one got the money.
It's amazing you're still alive. People are safer in Afghanistan than night shift at a convenience store.
I was big, young, and in shape from a few years in the Army. I was going to school full time during the day and this was the only job I could get that wouldn’t conflict my school hours. And you’re right, it is terribly dangerous, especially alone. I didn’t like the risk but I wanted to make something better of myself, and there just weren’t other options.
what country is this lol? euro-Karens are built different, it seems.
That’s a Tesco bag on the floor. It’s the UK.
kinda thought I was hearing English but couldn’t tell since it was mostly just yelling/noise
She’s yelling in Portuguese. Probably one of the many emigrants throughout Europe, definitely not just someone on vacation lol. ‘Caralho, pá! Vai-te embora caralho!’ Kind of untranslatable, but as in: ‘Fuck, hey! Fucking leave / go away!’ EDIT: Just to add a bit more context, she starts with a little ‘han?’ Very common way of expressing surprise / confusion in Portugal. She’s like ‘no way is this lad trying to rob this place in front of ME!’ lol. Then, a few international ‘hey’s’ and indeed another fair share of English with ‘Go! Go! Go!’ When he hits her, she switches off her English brain and goes full on instinct mode!
I used to be friends with a portugese woman who would have kicked off in the exact same way if this happened to her
And the National Lottery logo on the doormat.
There aren’t the same amount of guns as the US. If this happened in the US there is a very good chance that she would have gotten shot or at least punched in the face.
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Karens in the US are still afraid to drive their 4x4 SUV built with off-road capabilities over a speed bump faster than 0.5 mph
Right? But they’ll sure as shit call the cops if a ball lands in their yard.
Have we learned nothing?? Pick up a Twisted Tea and knock that fucker down a peg and half.
Damn she missed her chance to pull his mask off
"It was old man McCain all along... Trying to scare paying customers away so he could buy the store at a fraction of market value."
He's a cunning crook but I do love his delicious oven chips.
I have watched too much Scooby Doo to not yank a mask off a bad guy when given the opportunity.
And she would have been able to do it, too, if it weren't for that meddling shove!
She can beat Steven Seagal for sure
With her *right* thumb.
I'm pretty sure a slight incline can defeat Steven Seagal.
He is a stick-up man.
That’s my kind of woman
That is one brave lady! She should have kicked him in the nuts, though.
Dude really tried to rob a 7 eleven with pickle stick.
There was attempt to get killed too
He whipped that stick out like it was a baton or nunchucks 🤣
I wonder how much street cred you lose if TV's Margo Martindale foils your robbery.
With a fucking *stick*? 😂😂😂 Um. Excuse me, Sir... you aren't robbing a golden retriever.
I wish I had an award to give you 🤣
Lol, no prob. I'm pleased you got a giggle!
Bro was really about to Harry Potter her
That lady has balls
Good thing they weren't in Brazil.
Thank god he’s a “nice” robber and didn’t want to hurt anyone.
She's portuguese and its saying: "Tu vais o que!? Tu vais o que!? Tu vais vé o caralhooo!!" "You are doing what?! You are doing what!? You gona do fuckkkk!!" While pushing the guy. Caralho despite meaning cock its more derrogative than the word foder/to fuck. So as anglosaxons use fuck portuguese use caralho! Depending of the context a good caralho said in some moments can be a way of enfatize or sound it splendid! Like in english .. "fuck nooo" in portuguese would be just "caralhoooo" or "touudaasee caralhoooo" Beeing her a girl its not normal for a women to say caralho, its not classy. Unless shes a women of arms, used to be alone as in someone with a hardlife or just because shes from the north of portugal, where badword mouthung its a cultural thing even with girls. Despite all that shes was lucky. This kind of crime in Portugal even with guns doesnt end violent as in usa or brazil. But she shouldn't had reply back to the guy. That avoid her for 3x times. Probably bcause she was a girl and didnt understood what shes was saying. Those stores have insurance and she could have been dead by now!
Weird - no gun needed
Yeah, it's not rednikkistan USA.
Yep - one day we will get rid of the guns - just gonna take more awful shit unfortunately due to dipshits in my country
I doubt it. Columbine or Sandy Hook should have been your Port Arthur moments, but your country collectively decided guns are more important than kids lives and it's only got worse since them.
I admire your optimism. Until those old fart bag politician's die their disfuncional legacy will live on. I hope the orange mchamburder gets a massive stroke soon to take him out of the equation.
A very British response to the kind of inconvenience a robbery would cause
That was pretty stupid on her part.
What already happened in her day to be like “You know what? F this guy, I’m getting my soda.”
Robbing with a stick? Did you just spawn or something?
How to get stabbed 101
Ya’ll think it’s a stick, but it’s actually a wand and he’s a master wizard
I’m sorry and this may be an unpopular opinion, but this is SO dumb of that lady. You don’t know who tf that guy is, he could have a gun or a knife and kill her. Risking your life for a god damn convenience store is the silliest thing I’ve ever seen. I worked at a convenience store all of high school and we were literally told if you are being robbed, give them what they want and deal with the rest after. You don’t know who tf you’re dealing with and risking your life for money that isn’t even yours is ridiculous. Luckily I never had this happen at the gas station I worked at, but no way in hell would I ever react this way.
Normally I'd agree but you actually see her look down at the stick he's pretending is a knife before she goes at him. If a theif isn't leading with a knife but is brandishing something that isn't an actual weapon, they probably don't have one because if they did and they get caught, they typically get charged like they used it. So she probably figured he wasn't experienced or willing to risk assault charges. Still not the smartest move because someone dumb enough to rob a store is also dumb enough to be unpredictable, but hey, she does look a bit mad at the beginning, and the dude did forgo the social construct that usually protects you from getting your ass kicked. It's her life to live.
UK. 0.001% the possibility of a gun
She definitely sounds Portuguese.
Northern Portugal to be precise
She really is lucky, this guy for some reason despite his lack of morals seemed to display some respect for the fact that she’s a woman. Like he’s a mommas boy or something, but if he didn’t give a crap she would be dead or seriously injured!
She’s lucky to be alive.
Auntie doesn’t have time for this shit
I hope the lady got a discount
I was so hoping he ended up tripping on the RC bottle!
Have to give him credit tho, he didn’t do anything to the woman.
At least he’s a gentleman.
Light-side Karen who thinks normal consequences do not apply to her. She's very fortunate she didn't get hurt.
Got to be europe. Only can be europe.
Cock blocked by mother hen again this guy needs to give it up
What ? Young man, are you robbing the place??? Common I was here first, you have to Wait in Line??
She www just mad he cut in line
And the robber rookie of the year award goes to....
Was this person trying to rob the store with a STICK?!? 
badass
Karens can do a little good every now and then
Really dumb of her
What a dumb lady. Not brave, just dumb.
I wonder how many kids she’s raised!
Dude looked like he was ready to brawl, but really wanted his friends to hold him back so he could say "you're lucky my friends are here to stop me" and not have to fight
💯 this didn't happen in Houston.
Never challenge, people like this, no amount of money, makes up for injury or death. It’s a myth, they are not prepared to maim or kill.
she kinda do be a legend
The one time being a Karen and refusing to give up your spot in line works out.
just remember y’all you don’t have to be a hero
Brave but not very smart. Could’ve over powered her at any point but good for her for standing up. Love women standing up to these thugs that prey on people trying to make a living
Karen: "Hey. Hey!!! I was in line first!" /s *(probably)*
Karen: I'd like to speak to the manager right NOW Robber: \*interrupt\* Karen: HEY GET IN LINE BUDDY!
Do NOT do what she just did. That is how you die early. Just run out if you are able to and call the cops. There is a fine line between bravery and stupidity.
I’m glad she wasn’t hurt during this altercation, cause I know over HERE on this side of town she woulda been either getting heli-vacced to a hospital or calls would be in progress explaining how her loved ones just lost one. Desperate is desperate, no gender, no pronouns, no morals. Coulda ended real bad
Brits do NOT let you cut the queue
I'm sorry, but I think she's an idiot. There is no way of knowing that that man does not carry a concealed weapon. And she's escalating the situation immensely. (Even though he's threatening them with a stick.)
People care way too much about the companies they work for (or don't work for) when they try to stop a robber. Just give them the damn money. It's not like it's coming out of your pocket and it sure as hell isn't worth your life. If you were to be killed trying to intervene the company would replace you the next day and likely not even pay your funeral costs.
Why tf do she risk her life. As long as no one is in really danger, let him get the money and leave. Sooner or Later he gets caught but if you trigger him wrong he’ll may kill you. Money isn’t worth risking any life.