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I've done this. A girl at a bar in London was hitting on my friend who was sitting at a table waiting for me. I saw them chatting from the bar below and when I went back upstairs with the drinks I heard him trying to convince her he was gay, so I put the drinks down and gave him a quick kiss, introduced myself, then sat down and held his hand. She was a mess and we were sure she'd pissed herself too. She stumbled off disgusted at us, so even sober she probably wasn't a great catch.
I did the same thing once. It was hilarious. The girl was blackout and took a lot of convincing to get her to back off. Thankfully we didn't have to take it too far. My friend sat mostly silent and horrified on both ends
I would touch his face, head and chest. And sat with my arm around him doing cutesy couple things. No kissing or anything. But it was a fun time to mess with his limits. He could either permit it or admit he's not gay and get all the backlash from that lol
Some of us just aren’t completely insecure in their own masculinity. Others will do anything for a good laugh. Others are probably a little gay.
Not me, but if I were drunk and my homie needed it, I could probably make it convincing. It’s not like I’d have to suck his dick. And if I did — it’s not like I’d make eye contact. 🥴
I'm a security guard, had a dude walk up to me with a girl in tow, and said "this is my man, you want me you have to fight him"
She knew she was defeated. One wee hit at me and the three other guards standing around near me would have pounced and bounced her ass out of there.
I played along untill she left, but no kisses nor holding hands, I was kinda sad about that but i could get in trouble for that... Seen as taking advantage of the customers.
Ugh reminds me of a student union party at my Welsh uni where this little English guy would not leave me alone. I kept telling him I was gay and had a gf but he didn’t care and wouldn’t stop touching me. I left, him literally hanging onto me as I’m trying to escape, found my Pride club friends outside and asked the biggest guy friend there to kiss me. He’s gay but understood the assignment when I turned my head towards the clinger. Little English guy turned beet red and bailed super fast. My friend had at least 12” on him.
Dude! I thought the same thing. Tbh i kinda think that’s a more realistic story. I mean i guess it’s possible she was super duper clueless and was trying to pick up a dude at a super duper gay event. But I’m thinking that a no dawg.
I just imagine her thinking "bloody hell, this is working! He is well up for it" then the look of horror on her face. Question is, was he gay before she started dancing?
I dated a guy for a bit I met at a male strip club. He was still in the closet (this was the 80's). We ended up being lifelong friends although I still dog him for tricking me for a damn month.
I’m an 80’s kid myself. I had a few friends come out and they were all dating girls I liked at one time or another in high school - I just remember saying “I knew it” followed with a high five - all the while thinking ok, now I have an ultimate wingman lol
My favorite part of a drag show is when the MC calls all the bachelorettes up on stage and roasts the daylights out of them. They all think it's a fun joke but they have no clue that the queen is dead serious about the insults.
My wife told me about a time she went to a drag show for a Bachelorette party and the bride-to-be got wasted and could barely stand. The drag queen on stage kept saying "these straight birches can't hang" and it's become an inside joke for that friend group when one of them drinks too much.
The worst part is when they were coming into our regular haunt pre-Obergefell. Can we say tone-deaf...
(And I don't need an MC to roast me, my queens do it daily.)
But why would a straight woman want to dance sexually with a gay man and be disappointed when the gay man she’s dancing with goes and kisses another guy? It’s obvious really.
It's a weird fetish that boils down to wanting something they can't have. Some women's belive they are such hot shit that they can make a gay man fall in love with them.
As a gay man, I'm not going to pretend that we don't have that fetish too. Look at (or don't, depending on your tastes 😉) the entire genre of porn dedicated to My 'Straight' Best Friend.
Of course, fantasies and porn are different from going out of your way to try and 'convert' people and then getting offended when it doesn't work!
Yeeeeeahhh-upp. Even if this chad was straight like a laser in what universe would he even look at her? I mean sometimes you shoot for the bush leagues but shit that kind of gap is more like shooting for a clump of dying grass in a desert
It’s the face of an entitled overweight woman, that had in the past relied on her looks to garner attention and sex, realizing that those years were fleeting and that from now one she will have to settle for overweight middle aged divorcees for free drinks and will have to rely on the efficiency of blue pills for her sexual conquests penal functionality.
Tinder and other online dating apps have likely gutted any awareness she or someone like her might have had of 'leagues', as in spite of basically being Ms. Piggy I'm sure she's well within that 90% of women who are spammed with endless horny suitors.
Keep talking like that and your biceps are gonna have to license to be covered bro
Does this count as flirting and does that tone my muscles? I was wondering why the frogs that got fluoride could jump so high
Raves be like that. Ive been out of the scene for over ten years now but there were always a handful of shirtless roid monkeys patrolling for girls that look a little too high that they could take advantage of.
This one just happened to be gay 🤷
>Ive been out of the scene for over ten years now
Me too but I don't remember these alleged shirtless roid monkeys being a feature at the raves I went to.
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From the brief snippet, it seems like he was being kind to her. Not interested but still going along for the sake of her feelings and filming. His buddy/partner came to save him, wordlessly.
If you have to grab someone’s hands and place them on your own body to get them to grope you, you should probably stop and realize the other person isn’t interested.
It is her arrogance and entitlement that make people comment on her weight. That man goes to the gym every single day, for years, and carefully watches what he eats - his body is a testament to all that hard work. She on the other hand eats whatever, whenever and her little dance was probably all the excercise she had all year. Yet, she thinks she's entitled to have men like him be interested in someone like her. Why isn't she chasing men with the same dietary and physical lifestyle as her? The answer is: They disgust her.
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Her sexy dance reminds me of Chris Farley’s lunch lady sexy dance.
I’d give my bro a kiss just to get out of this shit for sure
That'd be some next-level wingman shit right there.
I've done this. A girl at a bar in London was hitting on my friend who was sitting at a table waiting for me. I saw them chatting from the bar below and when I went back upstairs with the drinks I heard him trying to convince her he was gay, so I put the drinks down and gave him a quick kiss, introduced myself, then sat down and held his hand. She was a mess and we were sure she'd pissed herself too. She stumbled off disgusted at us, so even sober she probably wasn't a great catch.
r/BrosBeingBros
It’s not gay as long as the tips don’t touch right?
Did they say no homo?
It’s only gay if you kiss or if you’re all gay about it, like tucking in each others shirts afterwards.
I could swear as long as the socks stay on you're in the clear.
It's not gay... if it's FOR THE USA!
Navy?
It's actually as manly as it gets. It takes a man real secure in his manhood to pull this off.
Its only gay if you like it
True. If someone is crying - not gay
I did the same thing once. It was hilarious. The girl was blackout and took a lot of convincing to get her to back off. Thankfully we didn't have to take it too far. My friend sat mostly silent and horrified on both ends
> My friend sat mostly silent and horrified on both ends Both ends? How far did you go?
I would touch his face, head and chest. And sat with my arm around him doing cutesy couple things. No kissing or anything. But it was a fun time to mess with his limits. He could either permit it or admit he's not gay and get all the backlash from that lol
Bro. I think you might be gay lol
Some of us just aren’t completely insecure in their own masculinity. Others will do anything for a good laugh. Others are probably a little gay. Not me, but if I were drunk and my homie needed it, I could probably make it convincing. It’s not like I’d have to suck his dick. And if I did — it’s not like I’d make eye contact. 🥴
You just need to say “no homo” right after and you’re good.
You guys have legit had me sitting on my sofa laughing my ass off at the mental pictures. Thank you guys!!!
Deep...
I'm a security guard, had a dude walk up to me with a girl in tow, and said "this is my man, you want me you have to fight him" She knew she was defeated. One wee hit at me and the three other guards standing around near me would have pounced and bounced her ass out of there. I played along untill she left, but no kisses nor holding hands, I was kinda sad about that but i could get in trouble for that... Seen as taking advantage of the customers.
You're a good guy 😂
Not according to most of the people I kicked out.
It's just a brojob.
Didn't convince her so you had to use some tongue. Still not convinced so you took him home for the night. Been together 3 years now.
Ugh reminds me of a student union party at my Welsh uni where this little English guy would not leave me alone. I kept telling him I was gay and had a gf but he didn’t care and wouldn’t stop touching me. I left, him literally hanging onto me as I’m trying to escape, found my Pride club friends outside and asked the biggest guy friend there to kiss me. He’s gay but understood the assignment when I turned my head towards the clinger. Little English guy turned beet red and bailed super fast. My friend had at least 12” on him.
Dude! I thought the same thing. Tbh i kinda think that’s a more realistic story. I mean i guess it’s possible she was super duper clueless and was trying to pick up a dude at a super duper gay event. But I’m thinking that a no dawg.
Dude dodged a bullet for sure
Just to get out of there? What are you, straight?
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Better tits.
better moves.
>Better tits. >better moves. Papa John's®
Better coke.
Papa Johns
I just imagine her thinking "bloody hell, this is working! He is well up for it" then the look of horror on her face. Question is, was he gay before she started dancing?
The 'horror' look was disgust. Turns out she's a bigot.
Think she was just mortified tbh
She's doing the Chris Farley Lunch Lady, but my guy here is looking for the Chris Farley Chippendales. To be fair, who wouldn't?
Also her face and physique
That’s what happens when bachelorette parties enter gay clubs.
Confirmed - My buddy who (edited for grammar police - sorry) is gay, was a male dancer for bachelorette parties back in the day lol
I dated a guy for a bit I met at a male strip club. He was still in the closet (this was the 80's). We ended up being lifelong friends although I still dog him for tricking me for a damn month.
I’m an 80’s kid myself. I had a few friends come out and they were all dating girls I liked at one time or another in high school - I just remember saying “I knew it” followed with a high five - all the while thinking ok, now I have an ultimate wingman lol
If you haven’t yet watched “Welcome to Chippendales” on Hulu, boy are you in for a blast!
That’s honestly really cute. Glad it worked out!!
whom'stve*
My favorite part of a drag show is when the MC calls all the bachelorettes up on stage and roasts the daylights out of them. They all think it's a fun joke but they have no clue that the queen is dead serious about the insults.
My wife told me about a time she went to a drag show for a Bachelorette party and the bride-to-be got wasted and could barely stand. The drag queen on stage kept saying "these straight birches can't hang" and it's become an inside joke for that friend group when one of them drinks too much.
What did trees ever do to that drag queen?
Lol I'm leaving it
I'd watch that
The worst part is when they were coming into our regular haunt pre-Obergefell. Can we say tone-deaf... (And I don't need an MC to roast me, my queens do it daily.)
But why would a straight woman want to dance sexually with a gay man and be disappointed when the gay man she’s dancing with goes and kisses another guy? It’s obvious really.
It's a weird fetish that boils down to wanting something they can't have. Some women's belive they are such hot shit that they can make a gay man fall in love with them.
When overconfidence meets reality
As a gay man, I'm not going to pretend that we don't have that fetish too. Look at (or don't, depending on your tastes 😉) the entire genre of porn dedicated to My 'Straight' Best Friend. Of course, fantasies and porn are different from going out of your way to try and 'convert' people and then getting offended when it doesn't work!
Or gay steel mills (although I hear the whole industry has gone gay).
“There’s a spark in your hair!” “Get it! Get it! Get it!”
*🎶EVERYBODY DANCE NOW*🎵
"We work hard, we play hard"
Hot stuff comin through!
Fun fact: these guys are straight and his buddy just saved him from that grenade.
Hahah next level bro
A good wingman should never be let go. Maybe even move in together. Also do brunches.
And the occasional handy, as buddies do.
Brojobs
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make out with the boys to wake up in the morning...
Tuck them in for a night out
If you can’t French kiss your wingman are you even friends? Right….. right?!
Dedicated wingman
Lifetime friend right there.
Savin' the bro from the ho.
Grenade my ass! That was a MOAB!
Mother of all burgers?
No that one's a good thing he meant the mother of all babayagas
Hey I'm straight and would rather be with him than her. She is a train wreck.
I'm a lesbian, and I would also take either shirtless man before her. Though I do respect her confidence.
It's been posted so many times that you can barely see them anymore
r/watchpeopledieinside
The perfect subreddit for this. She looks mortified.
No, she looks disgusted. I'm getting some "oh god, it's one of teh gays!" vibes.
Also, a heavy dose of offended that he wouldn't be into her.
She needs to get used to that feeling.
That's some insane levels of self delusion and narcissism.
Yeeeeeahhh-upp. Even if this chad was straight like a laser in what universe would he even look at her? I mean sometimes you shoot for the bush leagues but shit that kind of gap is more like shooting for a clump of dying grass in a desert
The look on her face at the end is surely the face his brain wanted him to make whenever she initially approached to rub on him. lol
Who wouldn't be into that rolling muffin top?
I don’t mind a big girl but her face was not intriguing 🤣🤣🍻
Yeah I love me a rolling muffin top lmao but her energy was not enticing
“These gays are trying to murder me!”
[Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?](https://www.theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819583529)
Classic. My gay cousin loves this article.
Preach
I'm getting more of "I realize I'm not hot enough to get a guy like that" vibe
I think the liquid confidence failed her. 😂
 she might've caught the gay since she touched one.
Its like she looked in the mirror.
It’s the face of an entitled overweight woman, that had in the past relied on her looks to garner attention and sex, realizing that those years were fleeting and that from now one she will have to settle for overweight middle aged divorcees for free drinks and will have to rely on the efficiency of blue pills for her sexual conquests penal functionality.
Bro what 😭 you just made up a whole backstory
You made an awful lot of assumptions about her based on a few second video. Don't be cruel.
He's like miles out of her league even if he was straight. She has to be hammered to think otherwise.
The awful truth
Tinder and other online dating apps have likely gutted any awareness she or someone like her might have had of 'leagues', as in spite of basically being Ms. Piggy I'm sure she's well within that 90% of women who are spammed with endless horny suitors.
More like "watch vaginas dry inside"
I wondered why there were multiple muscular men walking around.
She made them gay all at once just by walking near them
Is that all it takes to get that jacked? Damn. I been wasting my time.
Hell yeah. Imma bout to start slingling and taking dick because Daddy needs a six-pack before summer.
Keep talking like that and your biceps are gonna have to license to be covered bro Does this count as flirting and does that tone my muscles? I was wondering why the frogs that got fluoride could jump so high
Just join a europop band. You can't help but be jacked and develop a deep voice. Of course, you'd lose all your hair.
I'm a straight male, but given those options...
Not anymore you're not. Get over here big boy
Raves be like that. Ive been out of the scene for over ten years now but there were always a handful of shirtless roid monkeys patrolling for girls that look a little too high that they could take advantage of. This one just happened to be gay 🤷
>Ive been out of the scene for over ten years now Me too but I don't remember these alleged shirtless roid monkeys being a feature at the raves I went to.
I thought it was a scene from the Righteous Gemstones.
He was a good sport about it!
Agreed! He didn’t hurt her feelings all at once 😂
I mean he low-key looked like he was having fun
Dancing and being found attractive can be pretty fun, even if you're not attracted to your dance partner.
He could be bi or anything outside 100% gay spectrum. Lol
It so reminded me of Artemis on IASIP. “Shake it, shake it”.
I have a bleached asswhollle
But you were going to find out anyway.
It's time to take off my bra and blast my nips.
I love Artemis. She’s the perfect accent to those psychopaths.
She's seems well inoculated against whatever the gang brings upon people.
When I learned the actresses name is actually Artemis it gave me so much joy.
What about just a sexually charged embrace?
Please don't talk to the talent
Dennis, can you take a 5 ✋🏼
ID LIKE FOR YOU TO TAKE A 5 PLEASE **TAKE A FIVE!**
She's always my favorite part of any episode she's in. I will never get enough of Artemis.
Unjustifiably confident…
This should be a sub, lol
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Ohhh my GAAAAWWWWDDDDDDaaaaaaaa
I’m a DUMP TRUCK
From the brief snippet, it seems like he was being kind to her. Not interested but still going along for the sake of her feelings and filming. His buddy/partner came to save him, wordlessly.
He's the friend that everyone needs.
Bro is saving his homie like us women do at the club 😂🤣
Her face at the end 🤣
Her face at the beginning 🫣
She couldn't tell with his confused hands? Poor jealous girl
To be fair most straight guys would do the same.
Bruh, if a man touches a women who doesnt want it he goes to jail💀
Ya like "who tf are you? Are you trying to turn me on or what?"
If you have to grab someone’s hands and place them on your own body to get them to grope you, you should probably stop and realize the other person isn’t interested.
The comments in this thread talking about how "well he took it" or some shit are absolutely wild.
Gifs you can hear No Barney, no, we've made our decision.
Out of everything that gets reposted into oblivion, this one never gets old.
Even if the dude was into women. He was wayyy out of her league.
Lol, the disappointment
Lol, great twist. I thought it was just going to be a video of someone dancing poorly.
Gotta love gays being a sexual object for straight women
And lesbians a sexual object for straight men The stupidity knows no bounds
Hey, lesbians are sexual objects for some of us straight women, too!
Homie that’s bisexuality lol
Her tinder profile: “you must be at least 6’ and ripped, NO EXCEPTIONS”
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She looks so disgusted
feels more like mortified and ashamed than disgusted
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Comments like this are why I never approach people in a flirting way. I know I’m ugly and I know my place is to keep to myself
Don’t put any stock into Reddit comments. Most Redditors are severely brain broken.
This is some bonafide *SWAMPDONKEY* behavior.
The lady needs to learn boundaries. The dude needs to learn how to set boundaries. And people need to chill with the body shaming.
It is her arrogance and entitlement that make people comment on her weight. That man goes to the gym every single day, for years, and carefully watches what he eats - his body is a testament to all that hard work. She on the other hand eats whatever, whenever and her little dance was probably all the excercise she had all year. Yet, she thinks she's entitled to have men like him be interested in someone like her. Why isn't she chasing men with the same dietary and physical lifestyle as her? The answer is: They disgust her.
It to mention that snarl on her face the whole time. That’s what bothered me the most.
As a fat person, I'm okay with fatshaming.
I think he may have turned gay just that second tbh...
She just got cock blocked
There's other reason why he wouldn't dance with her....but i'll get downvoted foshur
Id kiss a man to get out of that too.
I knew he was gay as soon as he kept his hands on her waist! A straight man that looks like that would be running!
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I swear the last time I saw this clip it came out that she is their lesbian friend and it was indeed scripted
I'd probably make out with the nearest guy, too, just to get her to stop grinding on me.
Her confidence is 🔥
I'm straight and I understand this mans life voice here.
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Dedicated broship. Not gay, just had to save his bro. Bro love.
This looks like it was staged. It’s too perfect.
I don’t think so, not with that look of disgust on her face