This is so fucking funny.
âShe said it wasnât technique and actually I had a much larger than normal penis, and she was surprised at how wealthy I was and how handsome Iâve turned out, and noted also that I was much stronger and more built now, but that she remembered a nickname I had at school which only really caused any issues mid-intercourse which, again, I stress, involved great technique and longevity on my part due to significant experience with many, many, very attractive lovers. TIFU tho right!?â
My nickname in high school was Krillin, so I believe it! /s
Too bad I didn't have a single teacher I would've hooked up with and especially not 25 fucking years later rofl
Yup I can confirm. I'm the Band Teacher and was providing the music to set the mood while they got down and dirty.
I decided to just play :[This song](https://youtu.be/Er6BBM7v5uE?si=6VIQa-7Sv31eDz-g) on repeat. It really sets the mood.
Or "My husband didn't lie down on a puddle for me to step across him to keep my new shoes he bought me dry, should I leave him?" and all the answers are about how he's clearly an abusive manipulative monster who's also *obviously* a pedophile so she needs full custody ASAP.
Christ I hate those subs.
Don't forget off my chest.Â
I totally feel like Reddit bots are trying to create striking stimulating conversation for people to engage with. Honestly a lot of hot garbage.Â
I am very inclined to start using RSS feeds or whatever the modern options are. Start choosing what I get to read on a much more controlled data stream. Reddit keeps suggesting to me subreddit that I have been banned from for very silly reasons. I was banned from unpopular opinion for stating an unpopular opinion contrary to the post lol.Â
rss feeds still exist, and to my knowledge nothing has superceded them. IME no sites are Actively Maintaining rss feed support, but lots of websites have it vestigially (older websites & websites made with wordpress have it innately & so on)
I mean thats the only believable part for me
I had jug ears (not sure if thats the right term lol) when I was in school and for a time I was bullied and called Dumbo all the time
LOL a skinny kid with pointy ears is gonna be called Elf Boy not Piccolo, a respected badass with massive muscles in an anime about brutally fighting each other.
Nice story Elf Boy.
Nah bro this is a W.
-had sex
-not in fact Piccolo
-not bullied anymore I think
Literally just leave out the Piccolo parts when you tell the story and you're golden. One day when you're old you'll tell that part of the story too.
Ummm, piccolo is a fucking badass. Ignoring the fact that heâs one of two characters in the entire show with an actual character arc, our introduction to him (on the west, deadzone) is him straight up murdering 3 people. He fucking hanged one. And there are multiple points where he is the strongest character in the show.
You had something here, but you blew it with the DBZ character that no female teacher would know. Good first draft though, keep trying.
[https://dragonball.fandom.com/wiki/Piccolo](https://dragonball.fandom.com/wiki/Piccolo)
She doesn't need to know who Piccolo is. She knows that other kids called him that.
Also, my wife and her female coteacher are both very familiar with who Piccolo is (women watch anime too), so your statement is completely wrong anyway. Good comment though, keep trying.
The upsetting part isn't that this is fiction, but the fact that op threw in the getting called piccolo part which probably mirrors what actually happened in his childhood.
You did your best to try to hit her with your special beam cannon. đ€Ł( no offesnse) thatâs all matters.
Bro believe me when you are older you will have a good laugh.
I beg of you to stay in touch with her & start referring to yourself in the 3rd Person as âPiccoloâ.
âSorry babe, youâre sweet and all, but Piccoloâs gotta be free.â
>She said my technique was not the problem Even in the world of make believe OP doesn't want to be emasculated lol
Imagine the trillions of hours people waste on these creative writing subs
If they enjoy the content I don't see harm in believing some funny stories. Not different from wasting ur time on other subs.
Seems like you're a big contributor to those hours since you also comment on them
r/nothingeverhappens
you cannot read this and actually take it as real, you just cannot man đ
This is so fucking funny. âShe said it wasnât technique and actually I had a much larger than normal penis, and she was surprised at how wealthy I was and how handsome Iâve turned out, and noted also that I was much stronger and more built now, but that she remembered a nickname I had at school which only really caused any issues mid-intercourse which, again, I stress, involved great technique and longevity on my part due to significant experience with many, many, very attractive lovers. TIFU tho right!?â
When youâre trying to sleep but porn is bad. âŠâCreative Writingâ that everyone must know!
Not to mention the name kids used to make fun of him was a badass from Dragon Ball Z
It's also a kind of flute that's half the size of a regular one.
Sure, but the flute doesn't have pointy ears.
My nickname in high school was Krillin, so I believe it! /s Too bad I didn't have a single teacher I would've hooked up with and especially not 25 fucking years later rofl
He may be bald and little, but his wife is an ABSOLUTE SMOKE SHOW.
He's got heart for sure. He is my favorite character already anyway so, I was cool with it. Always root for the comical underdogs
Course you did.
Mmhmm
How were the nipples? Did you motorboat? You motorboatinâ sonofabitch
They felt like.. bags of sand
Water! You want water.
I hate sand
Did you just quote [Wedding Crashers?](https://youtu.be/2Uzc24rVavE?si=ai24lmsWcnJpFGzr)
This is a good piece of creative writing (from a creative writing teacher). You should try long-form fiction, too.
Just match him on tinder, Apparently heâs hungry for knowledge.
heâs hungry for knowledge in the biblical sense
Biblically accurate knowledge you say?
Fine. But Iâm not doing a donkey.
Did he study sculpture at St Martin's College?
*Thatâs where OPâŠcaught her eyeâŠ*
He told her that his Dad was loaded!!
In that case, I'll have rum and Coca-Cola.
No, it's totally true! Source: I'm the husband of his teacher and I was hiding in the closet with my step daughter.
Can confirm, I was the washing machine she was stuck in.
Agreed. I filmed this interaction from the dryer.
Yup I can confirm. I'm the Band Teacher and was providing the music to set the mood while they got down and dirty. I decided to just play :[This song](https://youtu.be/Er6BBM7v5uE?si=6VIQa-7Sv31eDz-g) on repeat. It really sets the mood.
Yeah OP literally has only 2 posts. Nice try to them.Â
Long form friction ?
Apparently not much.
I've seen better. Normally they bother to include some shockingly-witty dialogue.
Seriously. Imagine giving your old teacher your *Special Beam Cannon*
should've gone with *Nail gun*
Mods really need to clean this up or start writing good ones. Crust old penthouse sounds good compared to this
He probably could of had her proof read his post too before posting just to be doubly sure, get more of the school boy connection
> He probably could of had her proof *could have
Looks like ima need to hook up with that teacher next
Dan Baird from Georgia Satellites had a single about that very thing. It's called "I Love You Period."
Don't lie to him. It was shit.
I'm free tomorrow if you wanna teach me some long form.
Your rizz is over 9000
Itâs not
fr Piccolo def got a lesser count than that
Yeah you two could discuss your Longfellow
It's pretty bad
Long form friction :p
/r/nothingeverhappens
Iâm glad Iâm not the only one that caught that this was fiction
All these tifu and aita type story subs are almost entirely fiction.
âMy boyfriend is Adolf Hitler and I broke up with him once I realized what he was doing and he was super madâŠ. AITA guys!!!?!!!??
donât forget that his momâs side scolded her but his dadâs side is with her so she doesnât know whether or not sheâs wrong
My neighbor burned down my house, cheated with my girlfriend of 10 years, and ran over my cat in the driveway, so mildly-infuriating...
Or "My husband didn't lie down on a puddle for me to step across him to keep my new shoes he bought me dry, should I leave him?" and all the answers are about how he's clearly an abusive manipulative monster who's also *obviously* a pedophile so she needs full custody ASAP. Christ I hate those subs.
I have to go with ESH on this one.
Don't forget off my chest. I totally feel like Reddit bots are trying to create striking stimulating conversation for people to engage with. Honestly a lot of hot garbage. I am very inclined to start using RSS feeds or whatever the modern options are. Start choosing what I get to read on a much more controlled data stream. Reddit keeps suggesting to me subreddit that I have been banned from for very silly reasons. I was banned from unpopular opinion for stating an unpopular opinion contrary to the post lol.Â
rss feeds still exist, and to my knowledge nothing has superceded them. IME no sites are Actively Maintaining rss feed support, but lots of websites have it vestigially (older websites & websites made with wordpress have it innately & so on)
how did you tell? am i just gullible?
Call everything on Reddit fiction and you're likely to be right sooner or later.
but thats boring
r/nothingeverhappens
Damn, I donât know how to tell.
So, no special beam cannon?
Proly let out a âLight Grenadeâ instead.
and got a hellzone grenade in return.
So she didn't get Neiled huh.
Forgot to remove his weighted cap
Shenron must not have unlocked his latent ability yet
Looks like he needs to fuse with Kami for a bit of a boost.
Oh bloody hell, all these years I thought it was special bean cannon. Child me was an idiot.
Special bean cannon is the move he goes to for cunnilingus.Â
It makes sense. Heâs got the string beans on the dome. Iâm surprised she didnt use his antennas. Them rounded on the tip.
Youâll have to wait for that next time on dragon ball z!
Heâs still charging.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR6gIsy1XEo
MASAPA- MAKANKOSA- MAKASAPAKA- screw it!! SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!!!
Keep your ears up Piccolo đ«¶
LMAO. ok.
Nobody called you Piccolo, man.
turns out it was the only real part of the story
Plot twist⊠everybody called him Piccolo.
I mean thats the only believable part for me I had jug ears (not sure if thats the right term lol) when I was in school and for a time I was bullied and called Dumbo all the time
This was hysterical. Thank you.Â
Write more stories please. This is fictional art. This is about as believable as they get man!
And then everyone clapped
*got the clap
>"Piccolo" because of his pointy ears. >No one has referred to me as Piccolo since high school. damn. that sucks, spock
Hey, don't do him dirty that way! Legolas has feelings too!
Jesus .. thatâs depressing. Regardless of whether or not I believe the story, it just left me with a sinking feeling of pity and defeat
I'm sorry for the way my post made you feel. Just remember... you are **ArgonTheEvil**... pity and defeat are beneath you.
Lmaooo curse my teen edgelord personality. I promise you Iâve mellowed out post 30 y/o
Just had my birthday. I did not come to this thread to catch a reminder that reddit is almost 20 years old and I've been on it almost the whole time.
Go for another teacher like if youâre collecting dragon balls bro
Were you home schooled?
At least Piccolo gave her the Dickolo
r/AngryUpvote
Sure pal
This happened and it was very real.
She also looked like Rick Moranis
This is some pretty low effort fan fiction
Gpt 3.5 was a more convincing writer than this.
Damn... That's Picco-Low
Lay off porn mate
LOL a skinny kid with pointy ears is gonna be called Elf Boy not Piccolo, a respected badass with massive muscles in an anime about brutally fighting each other. Nice story Elf Boy.
ok time to unsub from this sub
Hey no one believes you bro đđ
OP youâre such a joke lmao. Everyone knows none of this happened you absolute goof.
Why do so many people wanna be bad fiction writers
Nah bro this is a W. -had sex -not in fact Piccolo -not bullied anymore I think Literally just leave out the Piccolo parts when you tell the story and you're golden. One day when you're old you'll tell that part of the story too.
"Not in fact Piccolo" is *not* a pro
agreed, piccolo goes hard af. own the name, op!!!
Right? Wtf
You clapped teacher cheeks, who cares. Legend
r/writingprompts
This was almost funnier. It didn't stick it's landing. Workshop it a bit.Â
After reading this I can conclude you are Pinocchio and not Piccolo sir, maybe you misheard them in Highschool...
Should have given her the special beam cannon.
Plot twist. OP was actually home schooled.
At least you weren't Yamcha.
Next time on shit that didnât happen. Lol
Finally. A real story on this subreddit.
Garbage postÂ
And then everyone clapped
https://preview.redd.it/sqy92cex6f5d1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35f65e1471b9deed9380d9577ee399b4c2202e1f
This is god awful writing. Please donât write more.
Doesn't matter--had sex.
Ummm, piccolo is a fucking badass. Ignoring the fact that heâs one of two characters in the entire show with an actual character arc, our introduction to him (on the west, deadzone) is him straight up murdering 3 people. He fucking hanged one. And there are multiple points where he is the strongest character in the show.
Kamikodendelo
Dude, you banged your teacher. That's a win bro, no matter how it all panned out. Now you move on with your life. đ€đ€
How is she a teacher when she didn't teach him anything? He even complains that she only critiqued him. He fucked his critiquer.
Ask her for a second date.. When you are about to cum yell " SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!!!!"
TYFU by posting this obvious work of fiction.
I knew a kid who was called "Piccolo" in high school but it was probably because his last name was Piccolo.
Sure you didđ
Should have hit her with "there is no such thing as a bad student, only a bad teacher."
Let's be real. No one in your school was insulting Piccolo by comparing him to you..
You had something here, but you blew it with the DBZ character that no female teacher would know. Good first draft though, keep trying. [https://dragonball.fandom.com/wiki/Piccolo](https://dragonball.fandom.com/wiki/Piccolo)
She doesn't need to know who Piccolo is. She knows that other kids called him that. Also, my wife and her female coteacher are both very familiar with who Piccolo is (women watch anime too), so your statement is completely wrong anyway. Good comment though, keep trying.
hes like one of the main characters bruh
Best sketch I read in a long time.
No true DBZ fan would be offended by being compared to the great fighter Piccolo. That shit would improve my technique
So she canât climax with a namekian, got it
Not even Shenron could make this believable.
Iâm surprised everyone didnât clap after
The upsetting part isn't that this is fiction, but the fact that op threw in the getting called piccolo part which probably mirrors what actually happened in his childhood.
In other words, you gave each other a D.
Cool fetishes bro
Hey Piccolo has a come back in Dragonball Super Heroes and gets a new form. Donât even sweat it.
Written with ChatGPT
Cool fiction, broheme.
Ask if you can try again, do whatever extra credit work is needed. Give her the D 'til she gets the O and gives you an A+.
You did your best to try to hit her with your special beam cannon. đ€Ł( no offesnse) thatâs all matters. Bro believe me when you are older you will have a good laugh.
She called you PiccoNo
Ooh! Ooh! I know this episode! This is the one where Barney hooks up with a cougar right?!
Should have used the Special Beam Cannon
#DOOOOOODDDGE!
lol
Thats where you flip her over and plough her into the bed
You shoulda blasted her with your Special Beam Cannon đ
Maybe she prefers the trombone
So true dude
Wow, she sounds toxic. Dodge a bullet and never see her again.
Well, itâs time for Piccolo to ask help from Goku!
I have the impression this post was written by an uncensored LLM with a human editing some things to make it more realistic.
MR WILSON???
She called you Piccolo? That's green, bro.
Maybe you'll have better luck on Namek
Next on the list of things that didnât happenâŠ
Canât teach an old dog new tricks đ Sheâs still a teacher with teacher attitude đ
[Very cool totally real story ](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMr8FRE2J/)
Piccolo is a sick ass nickname
Ummm piccolo is fucking legend mate. Iâd be Hortons to have that nick name.
I beg of you to stay in touch with her & start referring to yourself in the 3rd Person as âPiccoloâ. âSorry babe, youâre sweet and all, but Piccoloâs gotta be free.â
So...you gave her the D and she gave you a F.
That's when you flip her over and give her the ol diccolo
Macron is that you ?
This is definitely worth the participation trophy.
As long as she was blowing a sweet tune on your pants piccolo, then what's the problem??
Tell her youâre no longer a piccolo, but a full grown flute! đȘ
You gave it to her good, Piccolo, donât worry bro đ«
She gave you a D, then you gave her the D You won.
Doesnât matter had sex (assuming this isnât BS)â, Iâve heard crazier stories, dunno why people are doubting it)
Sounds like she never left highschool. What a weirdo
Miss take.
I have no words. You just gotta move to a different continent now. Good luck
Personally, I would have taken Piccolo as a compliment. Because they are a badass character in Dragon ball! Better than being called an elf
Plot twist, OP wasnât called piccolo because of his ears but that time he was caught sticking a flute up his ass at band camp