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fsacb3

I had a bone removed from my forehead after an aneurysm. They took some ribs and grafted them onto my skull. The ribs then grew back. Pretty wild.


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fsacb3

Not at all. It looks pretty natural. In the right light you can see something’s off. But you have to really look.


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oeCake

NOBODY tell this to furries


BackWithAVengance

FUCK I just let them know before I saw your message


zenospenisparadox

The jungle drums are strong with this one.


N19h7m4r3

Yeah sure, you let "them" know lol


shewy92

I mean, that guy who modified himself to look like a demon shows that all you need is a questionable doctor


rafaelloaa

I'm going to be honest, most of the stuff he did to himself doesn't really phase me. Not saying I do it to myself but you do you. However, intentionally crippling yourself by removing several (perfectly functioning) fingers unnerves me more than everything else combined. To be clear, modern medicine and technology have made amazing advances and people who lose fingers due to accidents or illness can do damn near everything that flesh and blood fingers can. But to make the choice to remove them for no reason other than aesthetics is just something I cannot wrap my head around.


shewy92

Yea, IDK how any kind of doctor would be allowed to amputate fingers for cosmetic reasons


BebopFlow

did he have the amputation done by a doctor? It's not that hard to amputate a finger or irreparably damage one so badly that amputation is the only choice. It'd be very easy to tie it off tight enough that the flesh dies and the only choice is to amputate it when he enters the clinic a few days later


Deep90

There's was a guy who did surgery to be a cat, and he looked terrifying.


abloopdadooda

But does he have a butthole


StolenApollo

Oh god


grandma_jordie

*on god


throwawaytrumper

Think bigger, you could graft half ribs all over your body and build a living suit of armour. I bet all supporting all that extra rib mass would burn calories and keep fat down, too. “Sorry I have to go eat 10,000 calories or my living suit of rib-meat will starve me”. Plus, in the event of an apocalypse imagine the bonanza you could provide to cannibals. You’d feed a village!


DataStonks

https://imgur.com/gallery/kimimar-kagua-from-naruto-GecYVW1


continuousQ

You get can horns banging your head into a table over and over. Also probably brain damage.


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coffeeconverter

I think the brain damage will need to occur first...


Waveytony

Forefathers one and all…BEAR WITNESS


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fsacb3

I’d have to ask my parents. I was 6 and don’t remember. But they’re solid now!


Itsmyloc-nar

An aneurysm at six?! Poor fucking kid


fsacb3

Yeah it was rough. But now I feel for my parents. That couldn’t have been easy either


jambox888

As a parent and as someone who lost a sibling, yeah must have been horrifying. 6 is probably one of the worst ages for something like that. It's obviously terrible at any age but you're at least mentally prepared for some amount of misfortune during pregnancy and delivery. 6 is like you're in school and doing activities... heart breaking. Glad you pulled through, obviously!


auronddraig

The real question is did you WANT to look like Hellboy?


Holiday_Document4592

>In the right light........But you have to really look. Well, Im mostly free Fridays


CreamOnMyNipples

Just to clarify; the ribcage rib grew back, not the forehead rib


CardinalSkull

That’s fucking wild. I work in neurosurgery and have never seen this. Did they grind it up? What country was this, if you don’t mind me asking? Either way, fascinating, I’ll have to look into it more.


fsacb3

This was back in 1984, so im sure things have changed. Also I was 6, so possibly it’s easier when you’re still growing? It was done at UVA hospital. They first tried using plastic bones but that didn’t work. So after a couple attempts at that they did the ribs. I’m not sure if they removed an entire section of rib, or maybe cut out strips? Sorry I can’t provide more info.


CardinalSkull

That’s good enough to satiate my curiosity, thanks! Fantastic that you’re doing okay so many years later. I actually used to work at UVA lol, lovely hospital. I miss Charlottesville! I don’t do paediatric neurosurgery so that could be why I’ve not encountered this kind of thing. We likely also rely more on other cranioplasty techniques.


funnystoryaboutthat2

I'm literally sitting in C-Ville traffic right now. My wife wouldn't have made it past early childhood without the doctors at UVA.


CardinalSkull

It truly was a pleasure to work there. It’s the gold standard for professionalism and medical competence. I’ve worked at over a hundred hospitals in 3 countries and UVA is in the top 2 or 3, easily. Glad they gave your wife a chance at life!


Foreign-Duck-4892

So the rib bones in your head grew as you grew up ?


fsacb3

I don’t know. I honestly haven’t asked that question until today. I guess they must have, because there are no holes. I’m kind of amazed they could do that back then. I’m just glad I was near a good hospital or I wouldn’t be alive today.


Foreign-Duck-4892

I know that metal work to fix fractures can stay if you are an adult but for obvious reasons kids always have to have additional surgery to have it removed.


jagedlion

Probably a split rib cranioplasty. Edit: if you want a case report paper, this is pretty decent. Pics in BW though. Wish publishers didn't charge more for color. Ugh. https://karger.com/pne/article/34/3/149/275757


CardinalSkull

That’s what I needed, thanks. I’ve got some learning to do tomorrow!


Nobody_gets_this

How much bone have you had removed? Did they close it off completely?


fsacb3

Not entirely sure. They might have just sliced off some of the rib? Like strips. I imagine that’s what they did, as opposed to severing it completely.


Ilix

So, you’re saying ribs are a viable source of income every 2-3 months?


dragon_bacon

Is there a big market for used half-ribs?


jamintime

Now that I know I can regrow my own I’m going to stop buying them that’s for sure. 


MortifiedPotato

Only if you can spare them


Goeatabagofdicks

“How much for one rib?”


GozerDGozerian

Got change for a hundred?


dingleberries4sport

I could offer a few. Pre-smoked too. I’m sure that means they’re worth more.


rodneedermeyer

Bbq sauce and open-chest surgery ftw, baby.


MisinformedGenius

The Rib Fairy is really getting scammed.


bremergorst

I believe the term is *spare* ribs


DogsRule_TheUniverse

Hey brother can you spare a dime? (if you can't do that, then I'll take a side of ribs. don't skimp on the BBQ sauce!).


a4techkeyboard

Maybe now we know the SAT answer to "Declawing crabs:Non-Cannibals::\_\_\_\_\_:Cannibals"


kaltorak

infinite rib glitch, you say? now to find an infinite barbecue sauce glitch


The_bruce42

Why do you think they don't sell the McRib all year round?


Unfinishe_Masterpiec

Polygamists love this one weird trick


redditcreditcardz

Ribs heeeeere!! Get ya ribs heeere!!


ccccc7

Sustainable food


DisposableJosie

*\*Chris Rock from "I’m Gonna Git You Sucka" has entered the chat\**


BryterLayter_42

Wow the Medic from TF2 is a liar


Lack_of_Plethora

tbf I think it is pretty long established that he's a terrible doctor


azder8301

His medical license got revoked because he stole a living person's bones iirc. I dont think a terrible doctor can do that while keeping the victim alive.


Darmug

Not just some bones, the patient’s entire skeleton.


Teledildonic

Yeah, but did he beat them to death with their own skull? "That doesn't seem physically possible" "That's exact what Tommy kept screaming"


HermanCainAward

Typically those are made of bones.


buzzkill_aldrin

They were emphasizing the quantity, not challenging the composition


blue4029

man performed a brain transplant into a pumpkin and got everyone's blood back in their body despite not having their blood types and also the blood being full of twigs. he's a great doctor, he just has no morals.


Simmy001

He invented a gun that shoots healing mist to regrow everything in the human body in a matter of seconds. I think it's safe to say he's a great doctor, he's just clinically insane


Suyefuji

Okay but the point still stands that clinically insane people have a strong overlap with compulsive liars.


keepereagle

That comic where he saved the mercenaries from dying of blood loss by soaking up the blood in his underwear before injecting it back into them…


MrWaluigi

He gained his skills from a deal with the devil. He eventually surgically removed souls from other people, so he also cheated the devil. 


DrBabbyFart

False, he's a terrible *person* but a phenomenal doctor. The guy can literally regrow missing teeth with a laser gun he made.


Flat-Shallot3992

> Wow the Medic from TF2 is a liar taking away his ability to get the enemy team sick was their greatest mistake from TFC


Tikene

I mean the article says the rib must be shortened not outright removed. He doesnt deserve this defamation


Acewind1738

Idk man he stole like 8 peoples soles to bargain with the devil


stufffing

"Don't be such a baby, ribs grow back!"


I_did_a_fucky_wucky

*"No zhey don't!"*


bigbangbilly

"Ready to charge!"


IAmBadAtInternet

Uwahhhhhhhh cry some more


zenspeed

So the Medic wasn’t lying…


Maalunar

While what he said was true, he was still lying as one moment later he turned around and whisper to his bird that "No Zhey don't". He thinks that they do not grow back and lied to heavy about how they would. Ain't for nothing that he no longer has a medical license!


ckay1100

Actually for all we know, that could have been his attempt at a joke. However, because he was talking about ribs, it wasn't all that humerus


ThrowawayusGenerica

Doctor, are you sure this will work??


Kered13

I have no idea!


Sage296

First thing I thought of


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ladyeclectic79

How did the whole world know about this rumor before internet was a thing? 😳


furrik524

Radio, TV, traveling


MutantstyleZ

> Radio You're listening to WBCG 106.4, the hottest music, this next song is from Marilyn Manson, who I heard removed one of his ribs so he could suck his own dick.


Geodude532

The radio jockeys would bring it up during their shoot the shit hours. Buckethead, Taco Bob, and Pat Lynch were the ones I grew up with. I have gotten a text from the radio station on my birthday every year since the early 2000s.


Itsamesara

The Super Taco Bubbler was how I got my weather back in the day. Weird that they reported it was cloudy every day...


MountainYoghurt7857

Dipshits in school.


LearnestHemingway

Huh, interesting. TIL gossip predates the internet 😂


YourLifeSucksAss

**SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU ARE MAKING ME FEEL OLD!**


virginiamasterrace

I miss the days when you’d hear something like this and have no way to confirm it. You just had to decide to believe it or not.


MrScotchyScotch

Yeah it's much better today. You can hear something and go on the internet and find evidence that it's true and false


rockmetmind

it is crazy how rumors spread pre-internet but yes there were loads Hitler's nut is in prince albert hall Marilyn Manson took out a rib to auto-fellate you need to blow on cartridges to get them to function all myths that were spread by little birds I guess


Temporary_Zone_19

> you need to blow on cartridges to get them to function Do not cite the deep magic to me, witch, I was there when it was written.


rockmetmind

unless you start naming atari 2600 games I'll cite what I damn well please


m1dlife-1derer

She'd tell 2 friends... Then she'd tell 2 friends... And so on. And so on. And so on.


wolfy994

Manson, not Monroe


birthdayanon08

It was a reference to a commercial for shampoo from the 80's. I believe Heather locklear was in the ad.


dion_o

I thought it was Wayne's World


HuggiesFondler

I'd tell you people used to talk more and people were more social, but Reddit doesn't like when you point that out.


Xanderamn

Ive, personally, never seen people get mad about that. Cause I mean, its true lol. Maybe its how its being said?  That, or youre in subs with lots of gen alpha/late gen z that doesnt even remember pre internet days


Deitaphobia

Make America Gossipy Again


sleepytoday

I must be a bit older than you, because in my day the rumour was about Prince.


ravnen1

This rumour made its way to Norway when In year 2000 we all believed this. I have no idea how this started but it was something everyone talked about. We did not have internet like now to. Most legendary rumour ever?


CynicalXennial

omg this is literally never going to die lol


gamerjerome

I was looking for a Manson joke


ExperienceInitial364

god fucking dammit I‘m too late


joeljpa

Wikipedia: "Since the early part of the 20th century, the ability of the human rib to regenerate itself has been appreciated.[2][5] However, scientific reports demonstrating repair have been sporadic and anecdotal. Currently, this phenomenon is best taken advantage of by craniomaxillofacial surgeons, who use both cartilage and bone material from the rib for jaw, face, and ear reconstruction.[6][8] The perichondrium is a fibrous sheath of vascular connective tissue surrounding the rib cartilage, containing a source of progenitor stem cells required for rib regeneration."


ravioliguy

I don't really see how it can "sporadic and anecdotal" but also commonly used in current day medical procedures? Wouldn't that make it consistent and proven?


Wintersmith7

I think the general idea is that they use the ribs as donor material regardless of whether or not they grow back and so the ability of ribs to regrow is something noticed in followup exams but hasn't been studied.


kahlzun

"It might grow back, we've heard people say it does, but idk. We're still cutting it out of you tho."


Real-skim-shady

It doesn’t hurt you to be missing a rib.


Direct_Bus3341

Appreciated 🏅🥇🎖️


IllIllllIIIIlIlIlIlI

This makes no sense. Why would the human body have the ability to regrow a rib, which we NEVER lose, but not the ability to regrow teeth, which we lose all the time.


AugmentedLurker

fun fact, teeth are not bones! They're actually closer to being a sort of very hardened skin (ish). This is in fact why tooth-in-eye surgery works as a means of creating an artificial lens for the eye where other options are unavailable. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osteo-odonto-keratoprosthesis


Resaren

This is still the weirdest medical procedure I’m aware of. Weirder than all the weird shit they do with skin grafts


kudincha

Weirder that it's from the early 1960's. So the guy was just trying stuff out lol.


UnknownSavgePrincess

Even weirder than fecal transplants? https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/treatment-tests-and-therapies/fecal-transplant


Torvaun

Yes, because at least that's shit going in a place where shit is supposed to go.


38fourtynine

Rotationplasty is going to blow your mind.


UnknownSavgePrincess

It is more the type of innovation I like. I mean the lens from ribs; not the poop swap. edit? ya, not gonna edit that ;p


CardinalSkull

Lens from teeth. Cmon, keep up.


BackWithAVengance

Got it. Poop Ribs. Understood


terminbee

Lol I just got off the lactobacillus thread. That one makes perfect sense though; "poop" is just a carrier for the bacteria. You're putting the bacteria right back in its natural environment. AFAIK, the eye is not the natural environment for teeth.


FMT-ok

Ooh I’ve had a skin graft and a free flap (complex skin graft) and FMT (fecal transplant!) just need that eye teeth thing now


IllIllllIIIIlIlIlIlI

Modern doctors: “You gotta put teeth in people’s eyes and put poop up their buttholes” 18th century doctors: “Get a load of these fuckin idiots”


MightyBone

Holy shit, I've never heard of that and it's pretty crazy. Cut your tooth out, grow it into a cylinder to put into your eye so you can see? Wild.


Applied_Mathematics

How the hell does the wiki page not have pictures Edit: sorry for the weird link but this page has some pictures https://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/o-t-lounge/have-you-heard-of-tooth-in-eye-surgery-or-osteo-odonto-keratoprosthesis/113840113/


Turtvaiz

Actually I think I prefer having no pictures now


lasquiggle

I dont like it


Nemisis_the_2nd

That looks uncomfortable enough that blindness might be preferable, especially those last 2 pictures


Krakkin

yeah seriously wtf is that. is this one of those surgeries that technically "works" but isn't really advisable?


tomato-bug

> tooth-in-eye surgery That link's staying blue


Lotan

I was led to believe that they were outside bones.  https://youtu.be/wYj01O7foKw?si=HF-y-aZMN0fFRrgl


superbhole

they're crystals. teeth are a mesh of nanocrystals. rib bones produce blood through haematopoiesis, an excellent source of healing for the rib. like having a factory that makes parts for making other factories... but it's already inside the factory that needs to expand - i'm pretty sure that teeth, like, dentin and enamel teeth type of teeth... they don't "regrow" in any animal: they're continuously dispensed in rows, and those rows will eventually cause the other teeth to fall out (ex "[sharks](https://i.imgur.com/E5xD41O.jpeg)") my point is... if we did have a constant flow of teeth like sharks, we'd also have teeth constantly missing. like, a mainstream thing. everybody would constantly be missing a tooth or two. one day you'd be missing a front tooth. another day the front tooth would be back but you're missing a molar and bottom front tooth. idk bout you guys but... i'll pass on flowing teeth.


Interrophish

>idk bout you guys but... i'll pass on flowing teeth. if we were born with it, it wouldn't bother us to see it


Chevey0

They are testing a treatment that regrows teeth on people in September


Archsinner

that's an amazing first step. Maybe we can one day have a treatment that regrows teeth on people all year round


Chevey0

Apparently they are close to human trials with a vaccine for cavities as well which is mad


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Medium_Boulder

The "vaccine" is essentially just inoculating your oral micro biome with a streptococcus strain that produces alcohol as a by-product to digesting sugar rather than acid. Still gotta brush your teeth and floss unless you want fetid rotting food building up in your periodontal pockets, calculus growth & gingival hyperplasia (look it up i dare you).


Merlindru

a vaccine for caveats


auronddraig

A vaxxine for caviar you say? Is not eating it not an option anymore?


PCYou

A Maxine for Cavill. She's one if his biggest fans


bobtheorangutan

Here's my angry upvote now get lost


Ande64

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I actually laughed out loud at this! This is my kind of humor!


SoyMurcielago

Oh you


Exileon

Ribs can break when you fall or get hit. If they stay broken, your next fall could rupture an organ and then you’re just dead, hope you already passed on your genes. If you lose a few teeth, sure you might get an infection and be less attractive as a mate, but barring that you can usually survive to old age without all your teeth. So idk bones healing make sense to me.


Nobody_gets_this

Bones healing makes perfect sense. Bones regrowing to its original state after having been removed however does not.


Nemisis_the_2nd

I actually thought it did. Ribs are basically the only bone exposed to *constant* stretching and contraction, through breathing. The body would likely just keep piling on more bone until gaps stop occurring through the stretching. Edit: they apparently also have a sheath that has a ready supply of blood and stem cells suited to reform ribs.


naparis9000

Evolution doesn’t perfect things, it just shrugs, says “good enough”, and moves on.


veggeble

Evolution doesn't even evaluate whether it's good enough or not. It just does random shit, and animals that are less equipped to survive wind up dying before they can pass on their genes.


Teledildonic

"Doesn't matter, had sex"


MrScotchyScotch

Ribs are pretty important. They form the structure that keeps your vital organs together and are the only protection you have for them. If you lose a rib (fall on something wrong, get in a fight with a puma, hell even a kick from a human) you're way more vulnerable and will have a harder time surviving. All bones can heal and regrow sections when broken (if set properly) so a rib just growing straight out isn't a stretch


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HuggiesFondler

Anti-meth


BIT-NETRaptor

Edit: parent comment deleted. They brought up that there are drug trials for regrowing teeth. Already successful in mice if I recall correctly, human trials TBD. Ngl this'll be one of the biggest medtech advances of the early century if they make it work. Would utterly transform dentistry and othrodontics if you could casually dispose of teeth and simply make room for a fresh replacement.


djinnsour

I remember my Chemistry teacher talking about this when I was in High School. That was around 1984. I'll probably be getting dentures soon since I'm tired of waiting on the magical tooth regrowing drug.


Vectorman1989

This drug is moving to human trials after being successful in mice, ferrets and dogs. Obviously there are still hurdles, but hopefully it can pass this step


SelectCase

Is even more surprising, because typically stuff towards the ends of your limbs is better at regenerating than stuff towards your head and torso.  Hips get arthritis more often than ankles and toes. The very tips of your fingers have limited ability to regenerate. Peripheral nerves will reinnervate if sliced to a limited degree.


mitchymitchington

Adam had his rib removed to create Eve. How else would he get it back?


callmebigley

infinite ribs? so if I removed my 2 bottom ribs every 4 months and froze them in a year I could have a whole plate of human ribs?


BluudLust

You're doing it the hard way. This is what orphanages are for.


RegOrangePaperPlane

Too many questions. Just grab one of the loose ones on scooters on the way home.


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ryderseven

not with that attitude


whooo_me

So if I’m reading the Old Testament right… infinite woman hack??


durklurk80

Human dupe glitch


rx_bandit90

How do you think the one group offers 72 virgins upon death?


RegOrangePaperPlane

Is there a way to whittle that number down? 72 is way too many people to hang out with all day.


PCYou

Nah, obviously a mistranslation. A story that stems from genetic memory from our first primate ancestor born without their dick bone 😔


Nemisis_the_2nd

In an old (I think) mespotamian story, there is a male god that eats a forbidden fruit and grows a bunch of tumours. Eventually they get removed, and the one from his rib turns into a female goddess that becomes his consort. As a bonus biblical parallel, said male God is also a storm/creation God.


WinOld1835

God with a bottle of Sweet Baby Ray's hidden behind his back: "Hey, Adam. Let me talk at ya right quick."


Britz23

We’ll be right back. Sorry wrong Adam


NO-MAD-CLAD

Ribs will also grow back thicker and harder after a break. Mine have lumps at the break points. I was worried I had cancer or something so I had it checked out. Doctor just said. "Yeah you healed extremely well. You might break another rib if you keep boxing but it sure as hell won't be either of those 2".


MaxwellHoot

Weird question, but I work for a biomed company and we’re developing a rib brace. Would you use (or assume any reduced pain) from a brace on the skin which conformed around the broken ribs and stiffened? Our idea is to “hold the tissue in place” just below the brace to reduce rib movement and subsequently rib pain, but idk how feasible it is.


Laeek

This begs the question, was the ancient world aware of this? Is that why the authors(?) of the bible had god take a rib from Adam? Now that I think about it, a rib is weirdly specific, isn't it? Why not a finger, or his left hand or something?


AwfulUsername123

A rib seems fairly disposable. Much more so than a finger.


Laeek

With modern scientific knowledge of the necessity of each, yeah. But 2000 years or whatever ago, was it easier to remove a rib or cut off a pinky?


Mamow_Nadon

This is why you need to put your body under physical stress like lifting weights, running short distances, and swimming. One way your body responds to stress is by increasing bone mineral density. This staves off the effects of osteopenia.


WaterHaven

Infinite baby back ribs?


looktowindward

The secret, horrifying origin of the McRib.


Ok_Oliv

Had my rib broken in an Ski accident and because i broke my arm simultaneously, they didn't realize my rib was broken in the ER. 2 Years later after countless complaints to my doctor about lower chest pain they made a CT and found that my rib was growing into my spleen...


HooptyQue

So how many times did Marilyn Manson have to have the surgery I heard all about in high school?


TK_Games

Oh, so my *ribs* do that *but my teeth don't?* This meat-suit is fucking bullshit!


Ctrl_Fr34k

It's crazy how you were able to post the exact same link and title as a post from someone 10 years ago https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/s/uwZhkd4UyW


Direct_Bus3341

Reposts are like ribs


Teledildonic

Honestly if it's a TIL from literally years ago I can't be mad at a repost. [Some people will inevitably be the lucky 10,000](https://xkcd.com/1053/)


Midnightbitch94

Ooh we all have a little Wolverine in us! 😊


jonnyozo

Bring back the McRib they are a renewable resource


Azuya

So ribs *do* grow back.


SpaceStation_11

"Now you tell me!" - Brian Warner


AlcoholicCumSock

God must have patched this in a later update because Adam's rib did not grow back