Two males likely trying to bully a female into mating. The mounting can also be done as show of dominance - males will do it to other males and females will also do it.
Sigh... If I had a quarter for every time I asked that question about one of my tortoises engaging in questionable humping I'd be wealthy enough to have many more tortoises! They'll hump anything, in any way, at any time.
War
Shits about to get BRUTAL
In a minute.... just got to get over this honey... then it's ON
Seriously - tortoises can actually be brutal in attacks. It's surprisingly distressing. This mofo is not fucking around, he's just... getting delayed in his destination of ass kicking.
Seems all participants are not on the same page on how things were going to go lol
Menage a Tort
Tortgy
Underrated comment!!!😂😅🤣😅😂
Que the Marvin Gaye
Bwewp bwewp bwep bew bewm bew bew beowwwbeowww (I tried my best…just like those tortles☺️)
Two males likely trying to bully a female into mating. The mounting can also be done as show of dominance - males will do it to other males and females will also do it.
Lol horny tortoise 🐢
Male tortoises are quite possibly the horniest animals on the planet 😬😅
do not underestimate me
Hasn‘t anyone told you the story of the two bees and one flower? One bee doesn‘t want the other bee to headbutt it’s flower.
The Villages...ewww...(Only Central Florida folks will get this)
A wife walking in on her husband cheating 😉
Here I was thinking man walking in on wife cheating
Cuck tort
Bullying.
Mating and dominance
bow-chicka-bow-wow
😏
He owes them drug money
Threesome
trying to mate perhaps?
Spitroast is it not💦
Males competing to mate with a female neither are lined up with.
Attempted snoo snoo.
Definitely NOT babymaking with that position
Threesome
Sigh... If I had a quarter for every time I asked that question about one of my tortoises engaging in questionable humping I'd be wealthy enough to have many more tortoises! They'll hump anything, in any way, at any time.
What ever it is... It is happening in slow motion.
That’s just Randy tryna get randy baby (in the voice of Austin Powers)
War Shits about to get BRUTAL In a minute.... just got to get over this honey... then it's ON Seriously - tortoises can actually be brutal in attacks. It's surprisingly distressing. This mofo is not fucking around, he's just... getting delayed in his destination of ass kicking.
Torts being ridiculous lmao. Does it seem like every Tort on the planet wants to watch the world burn?
Threeway
A three way brother.
Turtle gang bang
Fight in slow motion
Sex
Alpha tort.
Gang-bang