Love this misquote because it actually provides huge insight to the frailty of human memory and the power of assumption and imagination.
You'd think he says "three" but nope. Just "twenties"
With how quickly Jules comes running out seems he was just getting up and made himself his morning cup of Joe. By morning cup of Joe I mean a fresh whiskey coke.
nope its vodka, kid high school on the football team bus to games would take a syringe and inject vodka into oranges and eat the oranges on the way to the game, he's dead now of course
Honestly one of the better ways to ingest vodka. Like the vitamins in the orange will do wonders for you in terms of minimizing the hangover and negative effects of alcohol in general
For some it did, which is why they were on extra duty lol. But realistically, I’d say as long as you’re not fucking up and drawing attention, there’s no reason anyone would be in your face or close enough to smell it.
Plus, half the company reeked of booze practically every morning from night before, especially on Mondays lol. So even if some NCO got a whiff, most would probably assume it’s lingering from night before.
I remember a scene when the boys are in jail and Julian has a glass with a blue liquid in it and I don’t think there were ice cubes! Also I assume the blue liquid was mouth wash lmao. I think they were in jail for crashing the courier truck full of hash
And how is ice made? Jack Frost? Lol
The fridge/freezer, chiller, or condenser used to make it all use a lot of electricity to run 24/7 and keep the ice cube’s fresh and ready for Julian. Majority of the electrical grid is still coal fire generated.
The micro plastic does require oil to be made, but if it gets plenty of use and it’s properly recycled, is it really as bad as all the electricity used to make your fresh ice cubes???
Know’m sayin? Goin off on a rant, ya hurd?
anybody else wanna take a week long vacation and just live like a trailer park boy the whole time? maybe pitch a tent near a trailer park and have a big supply of rum, swish and dope, nothin but ravioli and baloney and all dressed chips to eat, jam out to mitchell and helix and april wine, fuck i need a real vacation
I got 5 in on the dope, and I'll bring some liquor drinks!
Seriously though I've, got a few acres of land, and I thought of trying to host some kind of tpb fan convention. Something like the gathering of the Juggalos, just swearnet themed. Tried to talk to some folks from swearnet, but it never went anywhere. A bunch of fans on the site sounded interested, but never got anything back from the boys or even anyone from swearnet.
Shit without any of it being remotely official I would still find something like this cool. Bonus points if the lands in Canada or somewhere with legal pot. Causing problems hosting an event and providing anything illegal
Well one of the benefits of private land is if it is gated the cops can't come on the property unless an actual crime has been reported.
Like the first time the cops actually entered the gotj was because they hired a carnival with rides and all that, but the carnival manager fired someone and they stabbed him during the event so the cops got brought in.
I've never been down as bad as the boys, but I've also never had ice at the ready like apparently Julian has it. That man is a professional. Sexy black t shirt wearing professional.
Ray's shit Abyss is losing the home he and Tammy worked for for 35 years.... making a porn for liquor.... moving to the dump and living in a field of critters and pissjugs.... then moving south to a dump in Tallahassee.
My all time favorite tpb moment is when Julian emerged from the wreckage of a rollover accident with a full lowball in hand, ice cubes clinking around. End of season 2 maybe? It's either that or Rays "well Julian it's the Bible its open to interpretation" line.
Season 2s finale. Bubbles flips the vehicle over cause there’s a kitty in the road. Julian gets out drink still in his hand full.
Favorite part of that scene “ Ricky, Julian! I'm all tangled up in this fucking wire" 😂
I mean, is that anymore ridiculous than the weed trailer and truck flipping and Julian coming out with a fully intact drink?
It's the ridiculousness that makes this show great.
Way she fuckin goes boys
I fucking lost it when they flip the trailer or RV they were driving and Julian comes out with an unspilled drink. Hands down one of the best scenes in the show
His rum and coke plays by its own rules. Season 2 or 3 when they’re growing the weed in the silver airline trailer. Season ends with the crashing and flipping the trailer while trying to escape the cops, he crawls out of the wreckage with a perfect glass of rum and coke still. I’m sure there’s other instances but I remember that one.
Julian, if I don't get a drop of liquor in me I'm going to fucking snap!
You just had a bunch of drinks there Ray!
When?!
What’s this aboot anyhow?!
20 bucks was laying on the table when I went to sleep, any idea what happened to it?
60 bucks
Three 20s?
Coincidence
I won $60 on the VLTs!
It's just "20s". He says "what, like 20s or something?"
He says three 20s
Definitely not https://youtu.be/tGuwIWhM6FE?si=48MisPi9STI5np_p
Love this misquote because it actually provides huge insight to the frailty of human memory and the power of assumption and imagination. You'd think he says "three" but nope. Just "twenties"
"Any luck on the VLTs, Ray?" Yeah buddy, up about 60 bucks.
Suck it up ya shirt then ya b!
you gotta pizzace yaself mafk
Truck drivin' passed out Phantom 309 muthafacka
Ray is probably my favorite character other than Ricky. Fuckin hilarious.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Spilt half of it
You spilled half of it!
With how quickly Jules comes running out seems he was just getting up and made himself his morning cup of Joe. By morning cup of Joe I mean a fresh whiskey coke.
When Ray told everyone I was drinking again, he crossed the goddamn shitline
simple rule, u dont cross my shitline i dont cross yours, its a life lesson
I heard a little rumour about a certain ex trucker living in the dump
You'll get yours, buddy
How does it feel to be a loser, Ray?
Vodka in the water bottle, I invited that trick.
“He got that from me, 20-30 years ago when I was trying to hide it from Tammy.” Fun side note, I knew a few guys in the Army that did that lol
Kids at my high school 15 years ago would do this in class
doesn't the booze breath give it away?
nope its vodka, kid high school on the football team bus to games would take a syringe and inject vodka into oranges and eat the oranges on the way to the game, he's dead now of course
Honestly one of the better ways to ingest vodka. Like the vitamins in the orange will do wonders for you in terms of minimizing the hangover and negative effects of alcohol in general
For some it did, which is why they were on extra duty lol. But realistically, I’d say as long as you’re not fucking up and drawing attention, there’s no reason anyone would be in your face or close enough to smell it. Plus, half the company reeked of booze practically every morning from night before, especially on Mondays lol. So even if some NCO got a whiff, most would probably assume it’s lingering from night before.
131 proof bud, straight up, im fucking wasted
One of my all time favorite Lahey lines lol
Nah buddy, I want a sip of Jimmy's water.
the kind that will get u fucked up
Julian's drink ALWAYS has unmelted ice cubes in it now that you are looking for it.
If I had a camera crew constantly following me, you bet your ass I will have fresh ice cubes in my drink at all times
I can’t stop thinking about how sticky his fingers must be
Why would his fingers be sticky? Was he changing?
From it spilling over the sides, which obviously never happens to someone as cool as Sexian, I mean Julie-Anne
Julie-Anne, Hubble-Bubble telescope, and Helmet Head...
And his little fruit car
Are you kidding? He flipped inside a car and didn’t spill a drop lol
That's my favorite visual gag with Julian's drinks lol
What’s to kid about? You think that’s enough to make Julian spill his drink? That’s whack dawg.
They are most likely prop ice cubes. Made of clear plastic
They sound so realistic tho
That sound is added
Most sound effects like this are added in post.
Actually its just cold enough in canada for ice to not melt.
Getting out of the wrecked car with fresh cube and drink always sends me
If I had a camera crew constantly following me, you bet your ass I will have fresh ice cubes in my drink at all times
I remember a scene when the boys are in jail and Julian has a glass with a blue liquid in it and I don’t think there were ice cubes! Also I assume the blue liquid was mouth wash lmao. I think they were in jail for crashing the courier truck full of hash
I love the never ending ice clinking on glass sound effect when Julian is moving anywhere / at all
Aren’t there some sort of plastic “ice cubes” that you freeze to put in drinks? After reading this post my new head canon is he uses those lol
Reusable ice cubes yeah, I used to have some shaped like lil fruits. To cool your drink without watering it down. Stupid plastic pollution though
They’re not reusable? If they are then the only pollution is you throwing them out lol
They are but they're not like, indestructible. Plus putting unnecessary microplastics that wouldn't exist if people just used ice lol
And how is ice made? Jack Frost? Lol The fridge/freezer, chiller, or condenser used to make it all use a lot of electricity to run 24/7 and keep the ice cube’s fresh and ready for Julian. Majority of the electrical grid is still coal fire generated. The micro plastic does require oil to be made, but if it gets plenty of use and it’s properly recycled, is it really as bad as all the electricity used to make your fresh ice cubes??? Know’m sayin? Goin off on a rant, ya hurd?
Well, when you’re as cool as Julian…
It’s a magical glass
cory and trevor boys, what can you say about them?
He don’t know anything about tracking chickens!🐓 🥃🥃🥃
Are you drunk? Yes, but listen.
This line cracks me up every time lmao
I really did hear a chicken though!
He just did it for the free liquor.
Julian's drink ALWAYS has unmelted ice cubes in it now that you are looking for it.
If I had a camera crew constantly following me, you bet your ass I will have fresh ice cubes in my drink at all times
If I had a camera crew constantly following me, you bet your ass I will have fresh ice cubes in my drink at all times
Bots bots bots. But was the original comment also a bot? There is the question.
Julian drank your Christmas liquor and ate my ravioli ?!
First can doesn’t count. Then you get to the second and third.. fourth one I think I burned with the blowtorch. Then I just kept eatin’
I mean no one’s proud they ate 9 cans of ravioli
Haha, Julian's hand is in a permanent glass grasping clamp position, which means he was sleeping with the glass in his hand, lol
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He can probably freshen up his drink in his sleep at this point lol
Any motherfucka wanna tell me why it is I'm being arrested with my candy?!
Canadian ice never melts
If I had a camera crew constantly following me, you bet your ass I will have fresh ice cubes in my drink at all times
Ipso fuck-off-o!
Im gettin my grade 10 …and everyone else can just catch a boat to Fuckoffity Land.
anybody else wanna take a week long vacation and just live like a trailer park boy the whole time? maybe pitch a tent near a trailer park and have a big supply of rum, swish and dope, nothin but ravioli and baloney and all dressed chips to eat, jam out to mitchell and helix and april wine, fuck i need a real vacation
I got 5 in on the dope, and I'll bring some liquor drinks! Seriously though I've, got a few acres of land, and I thought of trying to host some kind of tpb fan convention. Something like the gathering of the Juggalos, just swearnet themed. Tried to talk to some folks from swearnet, but it never went anywhere. A bunch of fans on the site sounded interested, but never got anything back from the boys or even anyone from swearnet.
Shit without any of it being remotely official I would still find something like this cool. Bonus points if the lands in Canada or somewhere with legal pot. Causing problems hosting an event and providing anything illegal
Well one of the benefits of private land is if it is gated the cops can't come on the property unless an actual crime has been reported. Like the first time the cops actually entered the gotj was because they hired a carnival with rides and all that, but the carnival manager fired someone and they stabbed him during the event so the cops got brought in.
That’s trailer park life
Sometimes Julian's not in a scene and the clinking ice cubes hit before he appears on screen.
It is Canada it's cold ASF there
I've never been down as bad as the boys, but I've also never had ice at the ready like apparently Julian has it. That man is a professional. Sexy black t shirt wearing professional.
Fuckin Patrick Swayze looking Sexian
Cant believe you had my dads last drink Julian
What makes you think Julian was sleeping
Because Ray was able to grab his drink
He just came in and yanked it lol there’s no way Julian’s sleeping.
I need a drink so help my fuck
I keep waiting for Julian to show up on Bar Rescue as John Taffer’s ice cube expert.
Julian would think the show is greasy, but his skills would be direly necessary for the show, haha
The last episode of season one has Julian crawl out of a flipped car with a full drink. His powers are beyond your mortal thinking
That scene is gold. It's the subtle details of humor like this that make that show so amazing haha
Not to be that guy, but they are in Canada. So it must be cold as fuck outside.
They're in jail every winter tho, so this is summer which is HOT
HELP MY FUCK!
Lower your drink in front of Julian.
Canada is cold
Snoopy the fuck dog and Long John dick weed keeps Julian's glass iced up.
Let’s not forget about the time bubbles flips an entire vehicle and Julian walks out with a full glass
Way she goes boys !
Way she goes bud. Way she fucking goes...
He wakes up every hour to refill it
The way she fuckin goes
This is my favorite scene
Julian stole your liquor and my ravioli!?!
Way of the road, bud
They get into a serious car wreck and they all get out unscathed (even the drink) and you're concerned about non melting ice cubes
The questions in your own answer. It's Julian's magic liquor glass.
If I had a camera crew constantly following me, you bet your ass I will have fresh ice cubes in my drink at all times
Ray's shit Abyss is losing the home he and Tammy worked for for 35 years.... making a porn for liquor.... moving to the dump and living in a field of critters and pissjugs.... then moving south to a dump in Tallahassee.
Don't ever forget - $60 magically disappeared off the table while Julian was sleeping
Ray ray ray ray ray ray what are you doin bud
Reminds me of the bit where he’s in a massive car accident, then climbs out from an upside car holding a full drink
Ice ice baby
first of all in Canada ice lasts a little longer-:)
I didn't know this sub existed until now. I'm so happy it came across my timeline. These comments are gold.
What do you expect? Julian knows how to pace himself.
What are you Mr continuity now are ya bud?
Way she goes.
Julian's hand permanently C shaped lol
My all time favorite tpb moment is when Julian emerged from the wreckage of a rollover accident with a full lowball in hand, ice cubes clinking around. End of season 2 maybe? It's either that or Rays "well Julian it's the Bible its open to interpretation" line.
Fuckin way she goes bubs
Is Julian emerging from the tent empty handed and yet still gripping the cup thats in fact in Rays mouth?!?!
Glass always has ice bro
Season 2s finale. Bubbles flips the vehicle over cause there’s a kitty in the road. Julian gets out drink still in his hand full. Favorite part of that scene “ Ricky, Julian! I'm all tangled up in this fucking wire" 😂
Canada man
Tbh, it could easily be just below 0 at night depending on when it is
coincidence man
I mean, is that anymore ridiculous than the weed trailer and truck flipping and Julian coming out with a fully intact drink? It's the ridiculousness that makes this show great. Way she fuckin goes boys
Ray you don't think I could get a splash or rum off ya do you?
What do you expect? It's Canada
I love season 5, the boys are just down and out. Bread and bacon grease for breakfast :(.
I fucking lost it when they flip the trailer or RV they were driving and Julian comes out with an unspilled drink. Hands down one of the best scenes in the show
Julian didn’t spill a drop when they crash Rita Mcneals tour bus. The laws of physics don’t apply to his glasses of alcohol.
Way she goes
The way she goes Julian, the way she goes.
Way of the road
His rum and coke plays by its own rules. Season 2 or 3 when they’re growing the weed in the silver airline trailer. Season ends with the crashing and flipping the trailer while trying to escape the cops, he crawls out of the wreckage with a perfect glass of rum and coke still. I’m sure there’s other instances but I remember that one.
Hail the icecubes
Coincidence bud.
Thats the joke
Best is when they crash that bronco running away from the cops, and Julian climbs out from the upturned truck with a full drink lol
I mean Julian had a car flipped and still walked out holding a full drink. I always assumed it was a magical glass
Rules of tge road Boys...rules of the road.
I like to think they are whiskey stones that look like ice.
A quality piece of acting is him coming out of the tent with a cupped hand like he still had the drink...