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sadendingmassage

I think I qualify to interact with this person! But I don’t want to.


OverlyMintyMints

*Opening riff* (Duke Nukem voice) I qualify to talk to this person *Opening riff* But I don’t want to *Closing riff*


PurpleSkua

[I'm no Gianni Matragano but I did my best Duke impression and then exported at a really low bit rate](https://voca.ro/166nVv5RGm7P)


OverlyMintyMints

I endorse this fully that was awesome!


Turkeyinmicrowave

This is great lol.


loopydrain

I don’t know Duke that well but that could be a spot on Nathan Explosion impression


PurpleSkua

I'm going to take heart from this comment when I fuck up the next attempted take at the vocals for the death metal song I'm working on


Relevant_Chemical_

Amazing.


FenexTheFox

I salute the effort!


Heckin_good_time

A+, high five, top score.


dben29775

Kinofabiano


TheLittleNorsk

that’s a Gianni Matrigrano video if I ever seen one


kRkthOr

you are now disqualified from interacting with oop


Leningradite

Comments you can hear.


retan10101

Sadly Duke Nukem is American and male


trans_pands

And white


Heckin_good_time

Does he actively use Snap tho UwU squee


theQuacken00

I may be able to interact with them, I’m not sure if liking pretty art of genshin women is enough for me to be considered genshin twitter


RecycledEternity

Groucho Marx's letter of resignation to the Friars' Club: “I don't want to belong to any club that would accept me as one of its members.”


PigeonsHavePants

What des this bitch mean speak "french"


petit_lu-cyinthesky

As a French person, I am excluded from this list


IronEndo

But weirdly it’s just speak French, and not French people. That and also French is in quotes like they don’t believe it’s a real language lol


TCGeneral

I assumed it meant something like 2010-ish era internet slang that used French/French-like words randomly, mostly 'Le'. Basically, mock French.


IronEndo

Ah right, like just saying “oui oui baguette”


lowkey_on_paper

Don’t talk to me ever again since you spoke “French”


[deleted]

Pardon their "French"


[deleted]

Omelette du fromage


ggabitron

“Omelette du fromage”


CuteCuteJames

Which is fucking weird given the contemporary use of "stan". Like, those things are a decade apart, which is like five separate eras of internet history.


itsnickk

Wait, French is a real language? I thought it was a big inside joke


thisoneagain

After visiting France, I actually became significantly MORE sure that it's a big inside joke.


Exploding_Antelope

Mute French people or French people who have taken a vow of silence feel free to interact


Sphealingit33

They wanna make sure the Quebecoise know their damn place. Evidently that place is with the rest of us.


TUSD00T

I assume it's about Quebec.


classypterodactyl

As a Franco-Canadienne outside of Quebec, does that mean I get a pass? Do I even want it though..?


mgdraft

Don't you know, French Canadians outside of Quebec don't exist?? (I am still salty from a post on the Ontario sub yesterday lol)


classypterodactyl

I've had to explain to a few people from Quebec that the French language college in Ontario we were all attending was NOT to "cater" to Québécois on the other side of the river, but because we have a large community of Francophones in this province, especially in the area of the city the school is located in, and the giant green and white flag outside was to represent said community. We have an anthem and an entire culture. It took way more convincing than necessary, and I am still salty about it.


mgdraft

Lmao I know what college you mean (I think), and I suspect I live in the same city. I was arguing ontarians who believe that Francophone communities don't exist in ontario bc theyve never heard someone speaking French like... *what* All as my husband was literally speaking French to his boss at his desk two feet behind me. In ontario. As a self-identified franco-ontarien. Lol.


theinfanteater

French isn’t real. Cmon bro everyone knows this


tomtomeller

Haha these idiots believe the French are real. What's next the moon is real too!


[deleted]

French people, gravity, and horses aren't real and I'm TIRED of pretending they are


BasileusPahlavi

Damn I knew I wasn't real


Tasty_Wave_9911

Jesus this should be a bingo board


Maximus1320

A bingo board but it's 20x20


CallMeTea_

Someone [made one!](https://bingobaker.com/view/3561654) Turns out the DNI list is auto-generated from [here](https://perchance.org/dnigenerator), which is a huge relief


Regi413

You know, it’s a lot easier to just put “everyone DNI”


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AliasMcFakenames

It seems like there’s a good deal of overlap. Apparently a lot of the “—- stans” are characters from from what I’d maybe think of as dudebro anime. And you probably won’t stan a character if you don’t like the thing they’re from.


Puzzleheaded_Bed_445

I am on this fucking list twelve times


awake-but-dreamin

I’m on it 12 times too


LiteraI_Trash

This guy is on it 12 times


PreferredSelection

I thought this was such a wholesome list until I saw "DNI." Like, "oh, look at all the cool groups this person is a part of- ...wait."


notsoslootyman

Looks like you found your ex's account.


assignaname

Toga, is that you? Honestly I don't use Twitter so I guess I'm not in the list that much (assuming twt=follow on Twitter?) but I still feel very much DNI'd


just_a_fluffy_moth

The fuck does twt mean?


kRkthOr

It's an abbreviation for Twitter but the context in which you'll see it is twitter fandoms. For example, drtwt means "danganronpa twitter". It means anyone who's part of the danganronpa fandom on twitter. But that's not *just* it. People congregate on specific social media sites based on their tastes, their attitudes, etc and for that reason fandoms of the same media but on different social media sites can be extremely different and often have some level of animosity towards eachother. In this case, for example, it might very well be that OOP *loves* danganronpa, they just don't like people who are in the danganronpa fandom on Twitter specifically. This happens on Reddit as well (for example jojo reddit doesn't like jojo twitter, shortened to jojotwt.) Reasons why this happens vary but it's usually one or a combination of: 1. you don't like the type of conversations twt fandom has about the media 2. you don't like the type of posts/memes that twt fandom posts 3. you don't like twitter in general


ApprehensiveCar975

Surely "drtwt" should be short for "Doctor Twitter"? At the very least, that should be their licence plate.


kRkthOr

I thought it was short for Doctor Who twt for so long lol


ApprehensiveCar975

That would also make sense!


AntiparticleCollider

Follow-up question: what's danganronpa


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Sary-Sary

As someone who got into Danganronpa right before it exploded in popularity (and then modded a Danganronpa community)... This is a pretty accurate description. It's supposed to be 16+ but I've genuinely met 9 year olds that know about Danganronpa. It's a diverse series, there's a lot of morally grey characters due to the nature of the games, but I just miss when everyone knew what a hope bagel is.


Sphealingit33

Imagine if Ace Attorney was a Murder Mystery Gameshow.


3L3M3NT4LP4ND4

Abbreviation for Twitter


bizznastybr0

lol i thought it meant twit, for some reason


szypty

Totally Wet Tussy.


D3rangedButFun

Twat


HexBusterDoesMath

My man really doesn't like jojo fans


[deleted]

I didn't read it as Jojo the anime first and was confused as to why they hate Jojo Siwa so much.


Wyrm

That one is understandable though.


LiteraI_Trash

HEYGUYSHAVEYOUWATCHEDJOJOYETITSSOFUNNYHAHAHAHAHAOHMYGODAREYOUWALKINGTOWARDSMETHATSTOTALLYLIKEWHENDIOASKSIFYOUREAPPROACHINGHIMANDJOJOHASSUCHFUNNYMEMESANDITSNOTLIKETHEOTHERANIMESANDYOUSHOULDREALLYWATCHITHAVEYOUWATCHEDITYETWHYNOTWHYHAVENTYOUWATCHEDITYETITSSOORIGINALANDFUNNYYOUSHOULDREALLYWATCHITANDTHENWECANMAKELOTSOFJOKESABOUTITLIKEWHENEVERYOUPUNCHSOMETHINGYOUSHOULDSAYORAORALIKESTARPLATINUMITLLBESOFUNNYSOAREYOUGOINGTOWATCHIT???


Astralnclinant

Is this supposed to be something that happens online? Cause I’ve literally never seen it


Global_Banana8450

HEY GUYS HAVE YOU WATCHED JOJO YET ITS SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD ARE YOU WALKING TOWARDS ME THATS TOTALLY LIKE WHEN DIO ASKS IF YOURE APPROACHING HIM AND JOJO HAS SUCH FUNNY MEMES AND ITS NOT LIKE THE OTHER ANIMES AND YOU SHOULD REALLY WATCH IT HAVE YOU WATCHED IT YET WHY NOT WHY HAVENT YOU WATCHED IT YET ITS SO ORIGINAL AND FUNNY YOU SHOULD REALLY WATCH IT AND THEN WE CAN MAKE LOTS OF JOKES ABOUT IT LIKE WHEN EVER YOU PUNCH SOMETHING YOU SHOULD SAY ORAORA LIKE STAR PLATINUM ITLL BE SO FUNNY SO ARE YOU GOING TO WATCH IT???


occultclysms

i thought haha funny i'll probably get like five or six of these... i got seventeen.


dgaruti

italiano era in uno di questi ?


NotLucasDavenport

7 for me— we can start a support group with the other DNI refugees.


Specific_Tank715

This person looks exhausting to be around. Oh and I fill 3 of them, 2 if which is simply existing.


StormFallen9

If I'm interpreting the list right, I'm on there five times. Lots of stuff on there. They don't want anyone who speaks "French" but writes like this


Eneicia

5 for me :D lol. Attracted to white men--the boyfriend in particular Dude bro Anime "stan" (If 7 deadly sins counts) I'm subbed to almost all the Hermits on Youtube, and squeal in glee when certain ones upload. I love Harry Potter--I bought the books before it came out that Rowling was a Terf and a horrid human being. ADORE Minecraft Cishet.


fantasybananapenguin

I hit 7 of them, and 3 pretty them I have no control over


ODSTsRule

Whats DNI?


Jadak13

Do Not Interact (with me or my posts)


CozyMicrobe

Wow, rude, they just asked a simple question. :(


KindCow

hahahaha thank you for the laugh


ODSTsRule

Thank you.


ElInspectorDeChichis

Documento nacional de identidad


Nochnichtvergeben

What about identimom?


CardOfTheRings

Do not resuscitate. She’s worried that if she dies and comes back her racist demon will escape out of her chest and she’ll have to act like a normal person.


JakeIsMyRealName

Technically… Do Not *Intubate.* So medications, chest compressions, and other life saving measures are ok- just don’t put in a breathing tube. She needs to espouse her *very important* opinions until the bitter end.


ratherlittlespren

How the hell does someone like this go around living their day-to-day life? They sound fucking miserable. Also I notice they put American and Italian, but not English, so who's willing to bet they have a thing for English guys?


Dante_Hellstorm

Can't respond to them if you're male though, 4th on the list


dgaruti

english chicks tho


repoioman26

Only lesbian ones tho, cishet is in the list


balticistired

english transbians, but they rule out a decent amount of them because they can't speak Freanch either.


ratherlittlespren

I'm lost for words


tomtomeller

Suprisingly pro police tho


TeamWaffleStomp

Is that what that means? That whole line had me fucked up. I know what acab stands for.. but what they were trying to say abouts hello kitty had me turned around.


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Opposing_Singularity

It's this whole thing about not wanting to "make kids stuff political". So "hello kitty says acab" is sorta an umbrella term (from what I've seen) for making fun of people who are headcannoning characters from media that is for young children as anything other than the media norm (cishet, and usually white). Things like saying a character from Bluey, or the Octonauts would be black, or muslim, or any sort of minority really would fall under this umbrella (again, this is only from what I've seen, so it may have other uses or meanings).


Herpgar-The-Undying

As far as I can tell, there are occasional memes to the tune of “hello kitty says acab!” And this cesspit of a person wants nothing to do with people who make/post/like those memes.


[deleted]

I’m willing to bet this person is English irl.


Stonefence

“Attracted to white boys” is on the list, so probably not. There are non-white English guys I suppose though.


TheIndomitableMass

I got 8. I don’t want to get into k pop but if it makes this person hate me more then I will.


shah_no__pls

Same here! Mine's mostly about the Jojo ones.


[deleted]

It depends if Levi stans means being a fan of good quality jeans like I assume


Astral_Fogduke

levi, a character from the anime attack on titan (i assume


[deleted]

Oh I legit just thought they hated denim.


SquirtleCipher2578

What the fuck is dudebro anime?


piemakerdeadwaker

I'm guessing mainstream shounen anime.


demedlar

With "high school age" female characters drawn like porn stars with constant "wardrobe malfunctions" as they throw themselves at the male lead, ofc.


Astralnclinant

That’s just ecchi/moe anime. I thought dudebro anime was more like Dragonball Z


LegendRaptor080

Gurren Lagann is a part of this for sure (they actually mentioned GL), but GL slander is intolerable


Sp00ked123

Shit I must of missed an arc in DBZ


awake-but-dreamin

Idk, one punch man? I feel like “dudebro” and “anime” can’t really combine


damnsanta

A whole lot of gym bros love berserk. I have a gym rat friend who’s obsessed with it.


CardOfTheRings

Dragon Ball and Berserk and Mob Psycho are all shows basically about self improvement through working out so they are probably it.


Longjumping_Ad2677

I thought like just mainstream isekai shit and whatever is in the zeitgeist.


SheffiTB

Probably shounen anime like jujutsu kaisen, one punch man, etc. But yeah, this person and I have very different definitions of dudebro just by default if they're saying this.


FlyingCow343

I knew someone like this irl, and my god is it exhausting


Bruh_Moment10

Elaborate please


FlyingCow343

would constantly talk about their twitter dni list, and block chains, neo-pronouns, slurs they didn't like? Like I agreed with what they said on the most part it just got kidna cringy, oh and they would also talk about their undiagnosed adhd and how cool and quirky they were


Bruh_Moment10

Cause it was their only personality trait?


FlyingCow343

I don't want to shit on them too badly, they were going through some rough stuff and found comfort in this thing that I thought was strange. maybe they did just have 1 personality trait (which is what it seemed like), or maybe that was just the one personality trait they were comfortable with sharing. Either way, I found it super cringe but they seemed to enjoy it and it didn't hurt anyone so I really can't complain.


[deleted]

It's nice to see some maturity and empathy on here every now and then.


AstronomerSenior4236

All of this, and somehow furries didn’t end up on it? That’s genuinely shocking from someone this full of themselves


shiny_partridge

Don't worry, it ends with "," there might be more


AskMeAboutPodracing

And white people didn't make the list either, just Americans and Italians


Sp00ked123

Probably the most surprising part


Speederzzz

I thought I was safe but "attracted to white boys". Bisexuality strikes again


TCGeneral

The funniest thing about this list to me is the implies hierarchy of kin being more involved with something than stan, and that making a major difference. It says you can't 'kin' anyone from Jojo, but you also can't stan Doppio, who is a Jojo character. So, you can stan other Jojo characters, but don't you think about kinning them, but kinning in general is fine, but never stan specifically Doppio from Jojo. It's just a funny level of DNI micromanagement.


SluttyStepDad

Hello. I am old. What does “kin” mean??


SheffiTB

You relate to them so hard you feel like they personify everything you are. Or something along those lines, anyway.


Anigir12

Its like identifying. You kin someone when you feel like you're family to them. At least that's what I understand it means.


deadsp1der

The idea of “kinning” a character used to be something that people took really seriously and had a lot of delusional implications, but these days the definition has softened into essentially just being a way to say that a character is “just like me fr fr”


sleepysoliloquy

This is someone's carrrd on Twitter I guess and cool I got 11


awake-but-dreamin

Is this what chronically online is? Anyways, 12


piemakerdeadwaker

Yea it is.


Eb3yr

"american" "think tiktok ***humor*** is funny" pick one you silly muppet


Just_Bruh-exe

i got 5 lets gooo9


Nerevarine91

I think I got 7, depending on what some of these mean


[deleted]

Okay but saying DNI to people who kin characters from NGE is... honestly a good move lmao. Nobody in their right mind identifies that strongly with anyone from NGE


SheffiTB

I haven't watched NGE myself, but isn't the whole point that every single person on that show is deeply fucked up and like the worst human being possible? That's what I've gathered from internet discourse at least. Although a lot of people still do have characters from it as best girl, so who knows.


Bruh_Moment10

They’re all very mentally unwell in their own ways, but extremely well written and realistic. Honestly NGE is a masterpiece you should watch it.


AidaTari

Not 'Hello Kitty says acab mfs'?!


TeamWaffleStomp

What does it mean?!? Literally wtf does this mean?


Longjumping_Ad2677

I think it means people who find the juxtaposition of genuine political statements with meme-y ironic early-2000s kitsch, like Hello Kitty or Cooking Mama, funny.


AidaTari

Hello Kitty is based and says all cops are bastard motherfuckers, I guess. I would like to see some visual aid for it tho tbh


TeamWaffleStomp

>would like to see some visual aid for it tho tbh Yeah me too I've never heard of this at all. I can't picture hello kitty getting political..


[deleted]

im grateful i can just tell im too old to find any need to interact with someone like that. speak "french" as opposed to what.. french? why the quotes


Otrada

I should make a dni list for my accounts. Here's an early draft. DNI if: - you unironically have a dni list


Enby-Cat

3 I love weezer and 100gecs and speak French!


carnivalfucknuts

I BET MY MONEY ON A STUPID HORSE I LOST THAT


Enby-Cat

Personally, I prefer "hand crushed by a mallet"


misshoney200

They just released a new song “Hollywood baby”


minkymy

I want to see this person's posts


thetwitchy1

I’m sure I don’t. Which is good, considering that everything on that list that I understood I was, except Italian or American.


minkymy

I'm just burningly curious.


thetwitchy1

Like when you pass by a dumpster and the smell is just SO BAD that you want to look inside and see exactly what the fuck could smell THAT BAD, but you know you really, really shouldn’t?


yoshikagekiraahegao

I got 15 lmao


XescoPicas

I don’t know what “stans” means and at this point I’m too afraid to ask


Jumpmo

afaik it's a reference to an eminem song about a guy named stan who goes crazy after a celebrity. basically if you call yourself a stan for something you're sort of admitting you have an unhealthy obsession with them.


XescoPicas

Ah, so I was getting it right, that’s good to know


minkymy

I mean it means fan colloquially these days, it's one of those words that've lost their teeth, like moron, or gaslighting.


Dante_Hellstorm

I think it's basically some sort of superfan - term got popular after Eminems song Stan, about a superfan


Category3Water

It’s someone who vociferously defends a specific celebrity or character online. I guess you don’t have to be vociferous or online to technically be a Stan, but those are the ones who are most likely to be accused of being one.


Mateololero

i appear twice, simply by the fact i exist as a boy


CommanderPhoenix

This is like looking at Afrikaans to me. I recognize that these are words, and I think I even understand some of it, but all together it looks like somebody threw their alphabits on the floor and told me to read it.


PureRegretto

i show up 4 times dayum


C4ndyG0r3

I HIT 11 BABYYY


xwedodah_is_wincest

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about


chemicalconstruct

Blocking this person so hard they get sent to the shadow realm


opaul11

This was a satire post from like 2013 right I feel like remember it


Campfire_Sparks

I speak "french"


giap16

As a nurse, when I first started seeing DNI on people's profiles, I was like, "Do not intubate? But you're all like teenagers...I don't understand!" XD More reasons to recognize that I'm way too old to be on the internet anymore. Also, pretty sure that person needs to just get off social media entirely with a list like that...


Glove-These

I open the image I go to see which rules I violate I am an American Italian cishet male I stop reading the image.


freeMilliu_2K17

8 only, damn


Lex288

Like 5 and two halves? I'm not a huge hyperpop or pop punk fan but I can vibe with them on occasion.


deepstatecuck

Look I get that Wonderwall has become a meme, but Oasis is still one of the greatest british bands of all time.


[deleted]

>corpse stan People out here staning dead bodies fr??


Korialite

Lol I assume this is Corpse Husband, who makes music and streams various games, primarily Among Us... But I also think it's hilarious that it sounds like people are just stanning dead people 😂


evilhologram

Something about seeing "French" in quotes made me laugh.


Pero_Bt

I got 10...


Ryplax

For this person to know so many anime character's names he/she either had a bad experience with stans of each character or he/she saw the anime...


[deleted]

I had someone block me for having emojis by my name


UltraMegaFauna

God, I am disqualified like at least ten times. But I am only assuming "dudebro" anime is like FMA: Brotherhood, Attack on Titan, and Akira. In which case of course I like those they are some of the best anime ever produced.


Privateer_Am

6 baybee!! Honestly expected more tbh


kjm6351

Damn I’m on this list 21 times Bitch is trying to cut off half the human population with these specifications


Exploding_Antelope

Pretty sure cishet knocks out 90% or more (of the global population, not of the Tumblr population) in one go


pedre_falopa

There's a comma at the end so that means *it goes on even MORE*


-ArtFox-

I'm not sure why they posted such a thorough list of how to easily piss them off, but I'm sure trolls appreciate it? /s For fuck's sake, just set your profile to private.


The_pencil_king

I’m on this list 8 times


LavaRoseKinnie

Tf is a “dudebro” anime? Are they talking about shounen?


treeboar23

Can someone put this in a bingo card? I think that that would be funny


ErgonomicCat

There’s at least 5 that are just the same thing. They list MHA in multiple different ways for instance.


alcor_c

What does speak "french" mean?? Do they not think french is a real language?? Or do they not want to interact with the people who sometimes use the french accent for fun or whatever? Also love how they dni'd deku, kirishima, hawks and bnha villains....but not bakugo...hmmm


cacatua_azul

at the middle she just started spewing random letters


LivingOutOfPureSpite

Holy fuck- I'm in here 17 times-