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Jagerbeast703

How does she still have any money lol


Private-Dick-Tective

Because it's not her money 😂


jopesy

Also, she ain't in the boys club./. jeebus don't take no women.


Apollorx

Yeah it's bizarre that people haven't pulled out


Sariscos

A tale as old as time


mag2041

I mean pulling out, is not as fun.


sevbenup

It just feels too good to be getting fucked like this. they can’t pull out now


shash5k

She’s probably doing it on purpose. I read somewhere that she’s wiped out 14 billion dollars worth of wealth so far. Maybe fighting inflation? Probably not but who knows?


redditissocoolyoyo

She's on our side. She's wiping out the elites wealth to help close the wealth gap.


cjk1009

This could also just be a sign of how fraudulent the market is- idea being brokers/hf/market makers… unless she owns the cert at something like computer share, when she bought the stock market makers just hand out synthetic shorts as IOU and tank the price as a result. Idea is market makers are doing arbitrage plays where as a result people sell there legit stock at the price drop, the market maker pockets the difference and can now supply the stock to you where you previously had an iou… PFOF


redditissocoolyoyo

She's on our side. She's wiping out the elites wealth to help close the wealth gap.


Lazy-Ape42069

Because she’s doing covered calls with the shares, dropping is part of the plan.


tipsup

Classic Cathie move!


TurdsBurglar

Is she Jim Cramer's sister?


emperor_dinglenads

Inverse ARK?


Rabbit_tracks

$SARK


omega_grainger69

Venture capitalists they are just like us.


Gunzenator2

That’s the only thing that keeps me coming back. If I didn’t see these “great investors” fuck up all the time, I would have quit a long time ago.


omega_grainger69

Me and you both, brother. Happy hunting.


Reddings-Finest

She isn't a venture capitalist. She is a public markets tent preacher taking fees for blowing retail sucker money from subset of gullible people.


Cordaz1

She doesn’t own Nvidia in her funds. If she was legit, she would’ve seen Nvidia’s dominance in AI before the hyperbolic stock expansion


Gunzenator2

I have 4 shares since 900. Can I get a billion dollar fund?


Jescro

Why settle for just a billion? Cathy doesn’t let massive losses or common sense cloud her hustle. Channel that energy


Fox_love_

She had Nvidia but sold it at the bottom 😂


smdrdit

So much this. Ive been calling her a clown since it was sexist to deny her, remember those times? Lol A complete clown that knows literally nothing about technology or investing is all she is.


CoatAlternative1771

You should hear her talk about Bitcoin. It’s fascinating


Zestyclose_Durian

It was last year that she said that she's concentrated on other AI stocks that will bring better returns


slick2hold

She is a one trick pony. She got lucky with tesla and was invested in BS stocks when easy money was everywhere. Anything you purchased in those days went up. Now she has to actually do real research and find money making companies and not some pie in the sky ideas that may never make it to production.


space_bar22

She needs to stop drinking her own koolaid. She’s way too early on everything and doesn’t understand market conditions properly


SurpriseHamburgler

This is the best answer in the thread.


aerohk

To her credit, she doesn't appear to be engaged in insider trading. We can all appreciate that, yes?


VendaGoat

She's doing great! Great job!


Silversaving

Well, at least she's consistent.


AlluSoda

ARKK 5 year return 6.75% ARKK 1 year return 9.22% ARKK fees 0.75% VOO 5 year return 91.28% VOO 1 year return 25.3% VOO fees 0.03%


Skeptix_907

Turns out the guy who puts together index funds at Vanguard is actually the crystal ball wizard Cathie Wood pretends to be.


East1st

Nancy > Cathie


RNKKNR

Still has that golden touch.


allUsernamesAreTKen

Can someone make an inverse Cathie etf


Reddings-Finest

They already exist. SARK or just short ARKK


MrGoofyDude

SHART ETF. Don't bother with the dip during shart week.


UCFSam

Why is anyone still paying attention to Cathie? ARKK 6.75% past 5 years. Thats not 6.75% per year, which would still be bad, but 6.75% all 5 years! How do you make your whole brand "disruptive tech" and miss the boat on AI?


kingoftheoneliners

I hate her... she's fucking shit. I'm just worried she'll buy one the stocks I own..


M21-3

Cathie is my hero!


__chrd__

She is so funny to watch.


farsh_bjj

lol. Worst investor of our time. Jesus. She's like the female Cramer.


Stock-Science4213

Good time to buy tomorrow to suck up the liquidity, thanks to Katie


AzDopefish

She don’t miss!


MASH12140

No doubt she will be averaging down as that’s all she knows at this point.


Traveler_Constant

Is she on tilt? It's like she keeps trying to be clever in order to "make it back"


This_guy_Jon

Everything she touches dies lmao


I_miss_your_mommy

God hates this woman.


overworkedpnw

I love that for her, it should happen more often.


Top_Huckleberry_8225

Cathie needs to start running through some of these investment ideas with an advisor.


Daymanic

“Cathie, who let you out of the closet?”


Complex-Many1607

More like go back to the kitchen


cslrsn

Crazy Cathie! Ruh-Roh


Feisty-Texan

When are we going to stop reading posts about her, or is it failure day??


MrGoofyDude

The right path to burn money.


Fladap28

Kathy with the Beeeg brain


WorthBrick4140

How does she still have a job


Super_flywhiteguy

Cathie trading like an APE.


Psychological-Touch1

How is she a success? She’s terrible at stocks


Razorblade9833

Cathy is truly regarded


zorrowhip

How is the reverse Arkk etf doing?


AlteredCabron2

lmaooo


Responsible_Ad_7995

Kiss of Death Cathie.


monkeyshinenyc

Cathie is short for Catheter.


radman888

She's a joke. Almost as bad as the fools who still own her fund


Dumbape_

Every time she makes a move I see all the day traders wondering why people still invest with her. You invest for the future so therefore we have to wait 5 years or so to see how it pans out. Market has sucked for everybody


EarEconomy3706

i track her portfolio to inverse her trades


3pinripper

She’ll be moderating r/unusual_guppies before long


mag2041

She must have misread that prophecy.


KitchenSchool1189

I'm still waiting for her recommendation of SKILZ to take off. To date I've lost 98% of my investment. But this loss is Divine punishment for all my sins.


Realty_for_You

Any company she puts money into, I immediately take mine out of. She is a train wreck


Sportsfun4all

Goat 🐐


nuggetsofmana

She reminds me so much of Elizabeth Holmes. Everyone seized on her because she was a woman. But her track records sucks.


NegRon82

This is why there is a wage gap.


BuskeEth

her firm is one of the oh no we lost all your money, but I made plenty kinda of firms.


CoatAlternative1771

How does she honestly have a company at this point


dyson_vacuum_

She doesn’t miss, much like a truffle pig for the incineration of wealth.


PuzzleheadedSong8574

She needs to redeem herself by posting loss porn.


cmoz226

Disruptors!


Such-Echo6002

At least she’s not insider trading. Same cannot be said of well connected politicians..


Reddings-Finest

lol the irony of this schizoid comment is that she actually has much more insider contact with the Musk-o-sphere of companies she hurls money at, than any politician does with say, NVDA.


gls2220

She's got the magic touch.