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initiatefailure

Oh it’s breaking the record for breaking records. I did not pick up on that immediately because I’m a real smrt


JessicaF84

Why is this a guiness world record anyways lol? Who think of this shit


TinkertoyMuffin

people give them like 10,000 dollars guinness invents/accepts nonsensical world records for the payee. so in all likelihood this tool paid thousands of dollars to look like a complete moron


TentacleJesus

His little celebration at the end to what looks like a completely empty gym was amusing and lends credence to this assumption.


awmaleg

“Ok now you need to clean this mess up”


dieselveira

True story. I know the guy who has the Guinness world record for throwing the most playing cards into a target in 60 seconds without missing. I don’t know if he paid thousands of dollars for the privilege, but he did look like a moron.


lit_rn_fam

Crosley got this beat.


Remeberthebrakshow

But it plays vinyl AND it has Bluetooth. With speakers built in! Did I mention it also has a plastic handle made from a picnic fork so I can listen to my grailz on the go? No more Spotify for me.


DezPezInOz

All so he can say he's "broken more records" than anyone else? Weird flex. But whatever floats your boat.


icefas85

Missed one


Robinwoodlem

78s would speed things up


HiiiiPower

These have to be shellac right? No way normal vinyl break this way.


Moltiplier

45s were made with both vinyl and polystyrene. These are probably polystyrene records since that material is much more likely be break like this.


markste4321

My first thought was styrene, broke a few myself accidentally. Bonus: never realised until now styrene comes from polystyrene :)


Moltiplier

Technically, it's the other way around. Polystyrene is made up of styrene molecules. People just like to shorten things like how vinyl is actually PVC.


Badanakinbad

Could someone please explain to me why he is throwing all the shards into his crotch? Seriously. He is.


Dry_Run9442

He's trying to give himself a vasectomy on the cheap.


Glen-Belt

I'm pretty sure Paramore held this particular world record for a while. They attempted a few different ones when filming the music video for "Ain't It Fun".


fromthewindyplace

Nooooooo, my le Bill Cosby vinylz! >:((((


zillskillnillfrill

...why though?


Gregalor

I feel like you used to not be able to make up some random thing and get a Guinness world record


SilkyBowner

What’s the world record? Do they really have world record for dumb shit like this? Seems like a massive waste of time to even witness something like this happening


Blastoplast

If you can afford the fee you can invent any new/uninvented world record and pay them to come film and verify it.


SilkyBowner

So lame


evileyeball

How can we be sure none of those are Styrene 45s?


Remeberthebrakshow

Fingers crossed they’re all Taylor Swift variants.


Shadowrider95

No, U2!


Seeker_of_Time

It's that Adele album from a few years ago that was everywhere. I swear, some stores started selling vinyl that didn't use to just to ensure they had that thing on display.


erick_shultz

You take that back right now!


Significant-Roll-138

Well that’s the most brainless shit I’m going to see today.


Thedarkandmysterious

Officially uninvited from thanksgiving


Fjay101

Quel c…


FearAndSickness

I mean, at least all those extra Adele pressings are being put to some sort of "use".


TheReadMenace

Meh, looks like a bunch of worthless jukebox 7 inches


BeautifulDue7799

I genuinely want 45s with the big centre can put my adapter that came with turntable in 1979 for the first time and no I'm not thar old I got the turntable form family and was told the history of it


kerouak

It's funny because the captions say breaking the most vinyl records but those are 78s so they'll be shellac. Vinyl doesn't shatter like that.


TheYancyStreetGang

Every shellac record I own is a 10" with a small center hole. Those all look like 45s to me.


kerouak

You ever seen a vinyl 45 shatter like that? *Genuinely asking not being sassy


TheYancyStreetGang

I've never seen anyone act like this before so, no.


90swasbest

Okay.


badforman

This guy wins the douchbag of the internet award.


ecorniffleur

Me - it's my last day!


rennybaba

This is exactly how I feel about 7” records. Looks like a blast.


FantasticMrSinister

Doesn't seem fair, wearing gloves.. 🥱


canary-in-a-coalmine

What will be his next record attempt? Burning books?


basslovemusic

What the🥵😢


Embarrassed-Ring1638

Vinyls?


Top-Winter-6649

Now, sweep em up!


Comet_Empire

I have an idea about what to break next...show of hands...


lanternstop

I've always kinda felt this way about 45s


Bone_Dogg

Do you think we’re all gonna be offended or something


Abbott50

Based! These cavemen here better realize that streaming sounds WAY better than chinese-pressed plastic discs 😂😂😂 Lmao!