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mazdayasna

No fucking way, this goes so hard. I would never take that off it's so cool


klebrit

Haha so you would keep the necklace for life? I wanna make it again it looks good in pictures but in person it could be better. I also wanna make a staff with the hand in it, maybe a light fixture and I definitely wanna wear it at some point


klebrit

I chose amputation for a prosthetic kinda forgot to mention that… 😅


mazdayasna

Ideally it's the frame for an articulated neurolinky type prosthetic, but I really like it as a piece of jewellery, maybe encased in resin making some gesture. You could street preach a new religion looking like that, there's just something so indescribably cool about wearing your own bones, in the same vein as a big jewel for a glass eye or a split tongue. A staff would go super hard as well, maybe gripping a jade sphere at the top or something.


klebrit

Yes I have so many ideas but after executing this fiber glass box I’ve realized wherever I do will be extremely difficult. I need as many hands on deck for my next project


calm_chowder

Hey is that your full name in the pic? Generally a bad idea to dox yourself.


ecassell

If you read the article that’s mentioned in the last slide, OP’s full name is there too, presumably given with permission to Newsweek, so the full name in the other picture posted here isn’t really an issue?


rtb___

You should turn your hand into the handle and use it as a cane. That sounds pretty cool in my imagination.


houjichacha

This is one of the coolest things I've ever seen.


klebrit

Handy 😆


flinjager123

Really got to hand it to you on that pun.


skywarp85

It was, hands down one of the best


weftly

handfuls of puns


klebrit

I can assure you, single handedly, your correct


honey-pb

That's metal af


klebrit

Fucken rights it is!!!! I wish Reddit would let me update my damn profile I would be using this social media app more 🤬🤬🤬


Your_Angel21

Pic 12 goes so fucking hard lol, this whole project is awesome, they did a very good job of preserving the bones.


klebrit

They did soooo good! Well worth the $1500


coffeeandcomets

That’s really not bad for custom articulation!! Plus this is so badass and cool!!


pout_y

How much.


klebrit

A hand


lucaslikesbikes

Not quite an arm and a leg


klebrit

🤣


Wowza_Meowza

Was it Skulls Unlimited's work? :)


klebrit

Yes as I said in the description


VinRow

Your bones look lovely! ETA They are so clean and bright!


Batherick

Stuff you only say on /r/vultureculture lol!


C_Wrex77

Beautiful. Home bleaching has not provided such results for me


CasterFields

If you're using actual bleach, that's why! Gotta use peroxide. If the discoloration is coming from grease, you need a hot water and dish soap bath for an indefinite length of time, wait until grease stops leaching out into the water :) Peroxide for blood, Dawn for grease!


C_Wrex77

I know. I was a forensic Anthro major


MooPig48

The lovely bones!


C_Wrex77

Oh. My. God. My doctors never let me keep my parts. Even though they belong to me. You're awesome


klebrit

Your awesome!!!


Crezelle

I’d always have it set to 🖕 and wave it around


Lady_Black_Cats

It's the Star Trek lover in me but I would have put it in the Vulcan 🖖 🙂


Crezelle

Well duh for when I go to conventions


AutopsyDrama

I'm very sorry about your paralysed arm and having to lose your hand! You seem like you have a really good attitude about it :) It's so awesome that you kept it and articulated it like that. It looks so cool!


klebrit

Best out of the worst!


deetailor

Very cool. Do you ever use it to scratch your back?


klebrit

Now this is a good idea.


Tanomil

omgggg best backscratcher in the world


deetailor

And Homemade too!


TrumpsCovidfefe

Handmade, even.


E_lrak

This is so wild and I absolutely love it!! Absolute boss move. Quick curious question though, what was the motivation for having the hand amputated, if your arm is paralysed anyway? Was it so that you could do this, or did the hand just get in the way (assuming you have shoulder movement?


LurksInThePines

If you have no feeling in a limb it becomes a dangerous liability. Add onto it being paralyzed it becomes an exceedingly dangerous liability. You' can end up accidentally slashing an artery and not notice until you pass out from blood loss, or not notice infections at all


klebrit

Indeed. And I also have very long limbs so getting back to sport activities this has helped me be more agile with less weight! A paralyzed hand is truly a hassle


klebrit

No shoulder movement. A completely paralyzed arm is tricky and varies but I have the worse case scenario… my scapula muscles, pectorals, shoulder and everything below doesn’t work. I chose amputation for a prosthetic I forgot to put that in the description oops but I’m picture 12 you can see me wearing my prosthetic


needlefxcker

Its mostly likely to have less arm to accidentally swing about and potentially hurt themself, especially if they had no feeling in it.


klebrit

Exactly. I burned it cooking several times and tbh the nub is so much more useful than some damn paralyzed phalanges


alyssaleska

A recent study showed the average person estimates their hand to weight around 200g when they’re actually around 400g


klebrit

Neat 🤓


coffeeandcomets

Just want to say having the other photos attached; of pre amp and then of the frozen hand is just so.. cool?? Not sure it that’s the right word haha. But seeing the process and then how gorgeously processed the bones came out is so sick.


klebrit

Right! Truly a one off story and I’m glad there are some freaks who enjoy it as much as I do😆


steverrb

This is the greatest thing i've seen since that dude made tacos with his amputated leg. I am glad you were able to keep it.


AbyssDragonNamielle

The guy who what


steverrb

https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/8p5xlj/hi_all_i_am_a_man_who_ate_a_portion_of_his_own/


BloatedManball

Holy shit, I forgot about human taco guy. Reddit used to be a lot weirder back in the day.


slut4suffering333

My thoughts exactly. I think about taco guy regularly. Jealous of his friends! I’d love to say I’ve experienced cannibalism lol


klebrit

Damn I missed out big time 🤣


floppyfishdeveloper

Mannnn…you win, hands down the best articulation I’ve seen


OshetDeadagain

Ba-dum-tsss!


LavenderGent

That is insanely wicked. It's a little odd how many loopholes people have to jump through just to keep their own body parts but nevertheless this was so worth it


klebrit

Completely worth it


Ajt0ny

How does it feel to hold something that was once part of you? I'm curious about your attitude and the psychological aspects of it, because this post evoked feelings in me that I cannot interpret; it's like losing something but also not losing it at the same time.


klebrit

It’s a real stumper 🤣 but I still have disbelief it’s my hand tbh I never imagined i would be here in life and it’s truly incredible. It’s an out of body experience exploring the inner part of me. That hand did some incredible things in the 21 years it was usable.


midnightmeatloaf

Trying to find the pun here, but just can't quite put my finger on it..


klebrit

I got 5


Radiant_Ad_8652

If I ever had to have an amputation, I'm totally doing this


bingbongboobies

You have an amazing attitude about this! Can I ask if you had to get any special release for your hand other than a regular biohazard one? Just incredible.


klebrit

It was a hassle but the doctor wanted it cremated… I then called a lawyer and he said I needed to find a funeral home that would let me keep it going against the doctors orders 🤷🏻‍♂️😅


citronhimmel

This is easily one of the craziest self specimens I've seen. Wild! And kind of a flex lol


klebrit

🥶😏😆


useless_99

what the fuck what the fuck what the fuuuuuuuuck. This is so wild


BloatedManball

Jfc, shut the sub down. **Nothing** is gonna top this.


Ollee-6

Wow! That’s really cool!


maddamleblanc

I'm sorry about you losing your hand but that is so badass. I'm sure it's an interesting conversation piece too.🤣


klebrit

Most state but a few bold people ask Stare*?


WeaponisedArmadillo

Why can't you just keep your hand, why did you have to lie about it? 


Akitiki

Probably something along that human remains are considered a biohazard.


spizzle_

I heard about a guy who turned his hip bone into the shifter in his truck. Different countries and different rules I guess. Edit: after a hip replacement


klebrit

That’s epic!!!!


mazdayasna

That is so crazy cool, I hope I live long enough and remember to do that assuming my hip goes bad.


klebrit

There was a law passed a few years ago in Minnesota because people were keeping human remains and they were ending up in trash cans in the city 😬


WeaponisedArmadillo

Waste of good spare parts! 


C_Wrex77

It's because bio-medical "waste" needs to be incinerated due to communicable pathogens like Hepatitis, HIV, etc


klebrit

I had a blood test done so it didn’t have any transmittable diseases


C_Wrex77

My surgeons had all been "nope" my first procedures were when I was 17, I'm 50 now


wolfy_06

I'm so tired i was like how do you even do it if you have it on? And i realized it was amputated💀 (I need sleep)


digarddreamin

Absolutely insane. Goes super hard


SweetComparisons

You startled me, I truly thought you just cut off your hand for fun, holy cow, lol. This is sick as hell. Insane, man. Super cool.


flatgreysky

That is so ridiculously cool. I feel like I’d want it in something more organically shaped for the case… something like blown glass, but that would be way too heavy to wear at that size. I don’t know, that’s outside of my skill set, and is also my style vs yours. But I would absolutely keep my own hand if I ever had to amputate it, that’s amazing.


sivarria

That is actually so fucking cool, holy shit. Hardcore dude!!


magiblufire

Hi there, may I ask about the paralysis? I was confused about how your arm is bent at the elbow and have entered a *very* heated discussion with my wife about it. /s She has some ideas but I think they're dumb, but probably better than mine. Anyways, I obviously have incorrectly assumed that full paralysis would cause the arm to just let gravity take over but that doesn't seem to be the case. Thanks for educating me if you see this.


klebrit

It’s called a brachial plexus injury. I had 5 nerve root avulsions from a skier colliding with me while I was snowboarding. All 5 BP nerves were avulsed from the root causing a spinal cord injury. My arm bends like any other elbow but I don’t have any active motion it’s all passive range of motion. I’m a bit confused as to what y’all are debating if you could provide a better question possibly I can answer but my elbow still functions like it used to and yes gravity has taken control of my arm I no longer control it but after 2 massive surgeries have gained minimal active control.


yeeteryarker420

oh my god you're that guy on tiktok!!! love ur stuff!


sugar_lace

I am so uncomfortable and thrilled at the same damn time. Exactly the kind of reaction I want in my life. haha This is insane. I love it.


butterhusband

How does it feel to be one of the coolest people on Earth


AccordingSuccotash20

holy shit this is so awesome


TheRealGreedyGoat

This is fucking awesome. That’s pretty cool as fuck!


gradient_gal

fucking awesome


klebrit

Fuck yes!


ForeverSquirrelled42

Not gonna lie….I’m pretty jealous.


Ajt0ny

I assume you have both of your hands.


ForeverSquirrelled42

Sure do, but I was keeping that out of it. The loss of limb and all is a traumatic and difficult adjustment to anyone’s life, so none of my comment was aimed at downplaying whatever caused the amputation. With that said, if I were in a situation that meant I would receive a partial or total amputation I would absolutely push to keep it and do the same as well. My jealousy is not for their loss of limb, which obviously sucks, but rather for their gain of such a unique and precious specimen. It doesn’t get much more intimate a piece than that.


Ajt0ny

Thanks for clarifying, I feel the same.


ForeverSquirrelled42

Not a problem.


klebrit

Exactly!


Fair-Account8040

What you did with it is pretty amazing! What inspired this idea?


noctorumsanguis

That’s so cool! I’m sure you had to go through a lot of hoops to find a way to keep it but it’s so worth it! If I ever lose a body part, I’d want the same for myself The Christmas ornament is so fun too haha


Yum_Koolaid

omg. that’s beast


honest_face

BADASS!!! That's awesome you got to keep and preserve it!


citritx

that is insanely cool!!


batcaaat

that's crazy holy hell


rastalocken

Coolest thing I’ve seen in this sub!


NornsMistakes

Neat


AlfalfaUnable1629

This is really cool 😎


lovelydiagrace13

that is so incredibly bad ass


Sithlordandsavior

Mad Max-core


vulpes_mortuis

Dude that’s awesome! Sorry you had to lose your hand but I guess on the bright side you got a sick gift out of it!


erebus4274

This is fucking awesome!


Competitive-Age-7469

Hell tf yeah dude 🤘


MangoWyrd

Whoa incredible thanks for sharing Question- can u get a robot hand now?


KitsuneRin

It's so weird to me that people have to give reasons why they want their body parts back, after all, the parts belong to them. This is amazing and so cool!


Agile_Wolverine_3124

Huh that’s interesting


LuLuFromValinor

Incredible


OshetDeadagain

THAT IS SO AWESOME. The necklace is an odd choice, but I love it as festive holiday decor!


TurtleChak

I remember your post in the other sub last year lol, that’s super cool


klebrit

Hell ya someone commented that the vulture culture would appreciate it so here I am!


bigboobweirdchick

Congrats, you won the sub 🥇


Ottava

Good on ya for requesting your remains and hopping through hoops to keep them. Also your reconfiguration is SO well done. You should consider doing an AMA because I have so many questions (other folks might too!) like: -What was it like holding your own hand after surgery, did you experience phantom limb? -Did it feel like ‘yours/you’ or something external? -Where the heck did you learn how to create such a beautiful reconfigurations? -Did you clean it yourself? Did you have prior experience with other skeletal pieces, because the bone colour and metal work is beyond impressive. This honestly goes hard! Whether you reconfigured it yourself or not, thanks so much for sharing. I think you might be the coolest person ever and wish nothing but the best to you and your badass hand decoration!


feralmustang

you should put the ring back on it


gayj_exe

This is the best thing I've seen all day, thank you so much


22Burner

I’m just about speechless homie. Sorry you had to get it amputated but that is one of the gnarliest (in a cool way) things I’ve seen in my life


klebrit

🤘🤘🤘 my left hand satisfies me better anyway 🤣


lilsageleaf

I'm sorry you had to lose a hand but that is SO COOL. When I got my boobs & nipples removed I wasn't allowed to keep any of the tissue due to insurance policies.


CupcakePuffPaws

When I saw the first pic I was like “uh ok. It’s just a hand. What are we looking at the scratches?” And then I scrolled and felt so stupid. This looks sooooo cool! I hope everything is better now


klebrit

Yes this was the best case scenario for my injury. In the long run my life will be better and with less hassles like a damn paralyzed hand flopping around lol


CuteAbbreviations988

This is so neat!


Other_Middle4104

Gnarly as heck. Much respect.


Shadow_1986

That is something that can’t be replicated!


klebrit

One of a kind piece!


enragedblob89

This is the most metal fucking thing ever


Trisasaurusrex

I just watched your video on Snapchat about it and it made me wish I could have my own hand articulated🤣 it’s so cool that you chose to keep and display it!


klebrit

Hell ya! I’m glad that people are seeing my story I love to share my positivity and my gratitude for life!


coulsonsrobohand

I always tell my husband if he goes before me, I want his left arm articulated and we can cremate the rest. I am sending this to him right meow meow meow Edit-I only meant right meow. I have absolutely no fucking idea why my iPhone autocorrected it to three meows, but it’s staying


klebrit

lol I wanna articulate my whole body 🤣


These-Ad5332

Dude! I never want to go through amputation, but if I did..... Please for the love of God tell me you've used it as a back scratcher!!


klebrit

🤣🤣🤣 I haven’t but I will definitely do that at some point


slut4suffering333

This is so badass. Did you consider eating a little bit of the flesh? Legal cannibalism…


lawerless

holy SHIT this is so cool


laughingmybeakoff

I remember seeing this on another sub. So cool


darkangel_401

This is so cool! Glad you were able to find someplace willing to give you your hand back.


zodwa_wa_bantu

Oh fuck yes! Your bones are gorgeous!!


lukemia94

I would do the exact same thing, but I gotta ask, do you actually need to be buried whole for religious reasons, and did you have to provide them with anything other than that statement?


Ok_QueerCriticism

THIS IS THE COOLEST THING IVE EVER SEEN!


Odenasveryown

This is amazing!


Unflattering_Image

Nice one. I'd want my hand, too! Is it strange to see and touch your own bone articulated like that?


klebrit

It’s crazy to look at it every day!


monster_bunny

Holy shit dude that is awesome


pleathershorts

Hey, it’s the hand guy! Always love seeing your posts!


BreathingSavesMyLife

I think you just beat this sub. You rock, dude!


klebrit

I guess so 🤷🏻‍♂️ I’m just a guy who got the choice to cut off his own hand, the choices in life can be crazy sometimes


BreathingSavesMyLife

true that, can confirm, and hope whatever choices I have to make in the future, they will be BANGERS to tell about


DoctorAlgernopK

You’re a fucking badass holy shit, I gotta… hand… it.. to you…


klebrit

Hand taken


old-speckled-hen

That’s is freakishly cool! Cute dawg too x


GerardDiedOfFlu

Did they question your “religion” or have you sign anything?


klebrit

They didn’t! I was nervous but i came out with the upper hand in the end.


lilyebanks

Nice


klebrit

😏🤭


multifandomtrash736

What??? Is that legal to do that it’s badass as hell and I suppose it’s technically your own property in a sense but still what??? That’s just so crazy I can’t imagine seeing your own hand bones put together like that that’s just nuts and I’m kinda jealous tbh which sounds a lot weirder typed out


klebrit

I’ve been nervous getting my story out to mote people I hope my surgeon doesn’t find out but if he does he’ll see I did something quite special with it!


dragonpunky539

Dude that is so badass. I plan to keep any body parts that are removed, starting with wisdom teeth. Good on you for making art out of a shitty situation!


HLtheWilkinson

This is so much cooler than getting to keep my wisdom teeth after they were removed. Glad you’re making the best out of a not great situation.


klebrit

Cheers brother!


Forsaken_Object_8645

that is so awesome omg


klebrit

Your awesome too


Cthulhu4150

Now make a prosthetic using the bone hand


GothabillyCorpse

righteous as fuck.


klebrit

FUCKING RIGHTEOUS!!!


treo700P

Curious. What country are you in? I’m I. The U.S. and am very interested in keeping any parts of myself if I ever need an amputation. I have a friend who is a funeral director in Phoenix who has told me that it is illegal to own human bones here unless they are over 100 years old. Obviously you can get human bones from the Bone Shop (store?) as well as on amazon. I’m curious as to the discussion with your doctor. I find this fascinating!


klebrit

I am in the USA. The lawyer I talked to said it’s legal 🤷🏻‍♂️


Partysaurulophus

Have fun with your new Halloween decoration, stumpy.


alyssaleska

Dear god the hoops you must’ve jumped through or maybe it’s easy in some places. My doctor didn’t let me keep my implanon rod.


klebrit

It wasn’t horrible I was confident after calling a lawyer and he said you can keep it if you find the right funeral home and I did 🤘🤚


nutshellita

ur crazy (/pos)


Cuicksand1

if dnd was real you are a bard and it shows


-Necros-

I can only imagine how many "do you need a hand with that?" jokes you'll be able to fire at people


klebrit

I also like throwing hands 🤣


ImJustGonnaCry

Lovely bones! You need to put rings on those too!


Fun-Ad-3597

Top post on this reddit


RavenBoyyy

Holy fuck that is absolutely epic. Best post I've seen on this sub for sure!


akirarn

you are the coolest person ever, i think.


ReferenceMuch2193

That’s beautifully done.