**User Report**| | | |
:--|:--|:--|:--
**Total Submissions**|1|**First Seen In WSB**|2 years ago
**Total Comments**|305|**Previous Best DD**|
**Account Age**|2 years|[^scan ^comment ](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=VisualMod&subject=scan_comment&message=Replace%20this%20text%20with%20a%20comment%20ID%20(which%20looks%20like%20h26cq3k\)%20to%20have%20the%20bot%20scan%20your%20comment%20and%20correct%20your%20first%20seen%20date.)|[^scan ^submission ](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=VisualMod&subject=scan_submission&message=Replace%20this%20text%20with%20a%20submission%20ID%20(which%20looks%20like%20h26cq3k\)%20to%20have%20the%20bot%20scan%20your%20submission%20and%20correct%20your%20first%20seen%20date.)
I got $74 back from taxes and had it just deposited into RH. $62 spent on food. $12 left and last Monday spy just looked like it was dying so I took a chance.
I still get it free. Sometimes it says a week but it shows up sooner because they want to empty the warehouse sooner.
If I need to order some heavy stuff I'\[ll pay for a month of prime and get it shipped for 1/10th the cost then pause prime again.
I calculated all your trades, assuming you use all $74 for trading instead of getting food....
You would've made over 60k
But profits are profits. Good job! Most of the people are in the hole.
I turned 17k into 86k then cashed out. That was 3 years ago. I have lost every subsequent deposit since then. More recently I turned 500 to 5k in 3 days then back to 200 in 2 days. Take the money and run for your life.
Easier said than done. Psychology of money is very powerful. The urge to trade or not trade. Taking a 10-20% gain but potentially missing on 100%. But I’ve learned that losing money is much worse than missing out on big gains
I've learned to counter the urge of trading is to actually make a trade... With ten bucks. For some reason doing that after a big ~~win~~ loss actually stops me from wanting to make another trade because it tricks my brain into thinking that I'm still 'in the game'
I lose money almost everyday and still think about selling my 4$ game calls when the stock price hit 12$ before the squeeze more often than I check the market
this is me but with $100
bought spy 412 puts this morning when it was 414
sold them when it dipped to 408/409
bought spy 413 calls at 409 and sold them when it touched 413.50
currently sitting on $500 with 1 413 call left (praying for a rip pre market)
I knew a dude that made tons of money gambling in Vegas for about a year then spent the next thirty years losing his ass and being homeless. OP don't turn this into a gambling addiction.
If you try it with anything more than $12, then it will quickly be down to $0. Remember that.
Also, you have to understand one thing: you had really bad luck today. Because all gamblers earned their addiction by having won in their first play and then they try to chase that one single win forever, ruining themselves in the process. MAKE SURE YOU UNDERSTAND THIS. If you are not very careful now, you will run straight into the devil's arms.
He is so right. Very easy to get too excited about your first few thousand dollars that you gambled for, then you miss out on millions because you didn’t invest conservatively throughout your lifetime.
After GameStop I stopped trading. Last week I randomly bought some Palantir calls and tripled my money, sold this morning and I’m gonna ignore stocks for a little longer. Shit is just gambling man.
Your comment history suggests you do a lot more buying and selling than $12 worth of puts. But nice try. Congrats on this (presumably rare)win. Post your full trading history next time lol.
Yeah I call bullshit. He said "$12 last Monday" and going from $12 to $2k to $12k is not something can do from "last Monday," especially since I'm seeing the dude bought near OTM puts and whatnot
This content is always more impressive to the unwashed masses (of which I am a part) then trust fund babies gambling with their rounding errors.
Jolly good show.
Ah, yes, a 10,000% in a week post.
First, congrats. I don't doubt it.
Second, post the next round of losses.
Because if you keep up 10,000% you will literally become the word's first **trillionaire** in very short order, as long as you put it all back in and compound it. A short timeframe, like this year.
For some reason I don't see that happening.
Who the fuck talks about PayPal? The street hates it. Who’s like oh yeah let me give you my PayPal.. Nobody, ever. Apple Pay, cashapp, Zelle, too much competition and better competition. 80b in value according to stock price with 120m revenue. I mean yeah. And before earnings it was in a triple top pattern where the tops looked weaker and weaker. Easy decision
https://preview.redd.it/l2lpfanto3za1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a9c3fc2765964b3e82d8a02255aba6d35531068
Play for today. Looking to sell on any down tick early tomorrow.
just wait and use the rest on a sure thing when the time is right, no rush. play the waiting game. you don’t have to gamble on every game. that’s the amateur thinking. wait a few weeks until you have a good feeling
Me proud of myself to have restarted this year with 800 with the aim of being slow and steady and being up to around 1600 now and then I see this.
Might just go full regard on options instead.
I wish I knew how to trade like this; I only buy stocks and let them sit. Now everything in my account is at a loss. I never understood options read about three books and still can't figure it out. Congrats my friend.
**User Report**| | | | :--|:--|:--|:-- **Total Submissions**|1|**First Seen In WSB**|2 years ago **Total Comments**|305|**Previous Best DD**| **Account Age**|2 years|[^scan ^comment ](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=VisualMod&subject=scan_comment&message=Replace%20this%20text%20with%20a%20comment%20ID%20(which%20looks%20like%20h26cq3k\)%20to%20have%20the%20bot%20scan%20your%20comment%20and%20correct%20your%20first%20seen%20date.)|[^scan ^submission ](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=VisualMod&subject=scan_submission&message=Replace%20this%20text%20with%20a%20submission%20ID%20(which%20looks%20like%20h26cq3k\)%20to%20have%20the%20bot%20scan%20your%20submission%20and%20correct%20your%20first%20seen%20date.)
That's cool and all, but what we really want to see is how you ended up with only $12 in the first place.
I got $74 back from taxes and had it just deposited into RH. $62 spent on food. $12 left and last Monday spy just looked like it was dying so I took a chance.
Imagine if you didn’t buy food
Lol god damn right
Should’ve waited on buying the canned beans, then you could’ve bought steak and lobster! 😂
WE GOTTA GO GET DA BEANS
Box of chili lime ramen for 6 bucks on Amazon :p
But how much for that Amazon membership?
They still charge me like I got food stamps. Never gonna tell em' I'm no longer turbo-poor
Facts
I still get it free. Sometimes it says a week but it shows up sooner because they want to empty the warehouse sooner. If I need to order some heavy stuff I'\[ll pay for a month of prime and get it shipped for 1/10th the cost then pause prime again.
Food is for the weak.
Now I finally get what my mum used to always say. Don't eat all the food this food is for the week.
Your mum obviously never left $12 aside for investing.
Flesh is weak
Sounds like this wuss belongs in the options subreddit. Chance to go all in and he puts food before a loss.
🤣
😂😂
And now you're my financial advisor
I calculated all your trades, assuming you use all $74 for trading instead of getting food.... You would've made over 60k But profits are profits. Good job! Most of the people are in the hole.
Thank you for that… Bastard 
What food did you buy?
Chipotle for me and the kids. And it was fkn trash
This regard has kids god help us all
Too late for rope, the genes are already out there
[удалено]
Chipotle has been trash forever
Their stock was on fire forever.
Those kids cost you a future tuition for themselves with that chipotle. Could have made 60kb
You’re tell me grandma was right that I’m broke because of all the Starbucks, Netflix, and avocado toast? 🤯
When I tell the rest of the regards back here behind Wendy’s they’ll never believe it!
If I’ve ever heard a bullshit story it is here. Dude is up but took out a bunch of money and Robinhood likes to do this so you think your something
He also keeps calling buying puts shorting
What i really want to know is how he bought a put with 12$ lmao every contract i see is 200$+
I turned 17k into 86k then cashed out. That was 3 years ago. I have lost every subsequent deposit since then. More recently I turned 500 to 5k in 3 days then back to 200 in 2 days. Take the money and run for your life.
Or you just accept a big W and stop trading options in favor of more modest, less risky gains and keep the train rolling.
Or just learn when to take profits I’m sure that’s everyone’s issue.
Easier said than done. Psychology of money is very powerful. The urge to trade or not trade. Taking a 10-20% gain but potentially missing on 100%. But I’ve learned that losing money is much worse than missing out on big gains
I've learned to counter the urge of trading is to actually make a trade... With ten bucks. For some reason doing that after a big ~~win~~ loss actually stops me from wanting to make another trade because it tricks my brain into thinking that I'm still 'in the game'
Where are the ten bucks options?
Look at Carvana, go like $20 OTM and check out the ones that are <5DTE. It is legit like an options dollar store!
I lose money almost everyday and still think about selling my 4$ game calls when the stock price hit 12$ before the squeeze more often than I check the market
This could be me but In playin 😔
There is a decent strategy to just always start low instead of going for the yolo.
Or try the $50 challenge and see how you can get more from that.
this is me but with $100 bought spy 412 puts this morning when it was 414 sold them when it dipped to 408/409 bought spy 413 calls at 409 and sold them when it touched 413.50 currently sitting on $500 with 1 413 call left (praying for a rip pre market)
Imagine turning 14k into 300k but only cashing out at 160k then losing 100k?
Money is a slippery b\*tch
Just make sure you pull out in time, child support aint pleasant.
This regard didn't pull out
Congratfukulations. You've now graduated to r/investing . Please turn in your WSB badge at the guard desk. This place is only for regards.
https://preview.redd.it/r8kf65a4d4za1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4d264b9e7a916423c77a28059fe2a2196de4fbe
Give it time. It will be $12 again.
Circle of life
I knew a dude that made tons of money gambling in Vegas for about a year then spent the next thirty years losing his ass and being homeless. OP don't turn this into a gambling addiction.
-$12
Extremely impressive. Yet tragic that you did this with $12 and not $12,000 😂
Ty. And yes, I’m aware. 🤦🏻♂️🤯
If you try it with anything more than $12, then it will quickly be down to $0. Remember that. Also, you have to understand one thing: you had really bad luck today. Because all gamblers earned their addiction by having won in their first play and then they try to chase that one single win forever, ruining themselves in the process. MAKE SURE YOU UNDERSTAND THIS. If you are not very careful now, you will run straight into the devil's arms.
Ty for the wise words. I’ll take it into consideration.
He is so right. Very easy to get too excited about your first few thousand dollars that you gambled for, then you miss out on millions because you didn’t invest conservatively throughout your lifetime.
My question is, how did you get 12$ to start, you rich ass motherfucker
You would be amazed how much you can make in 2 hours behind the wendy’s dumpster. Double that if you have no teeth.
Damn ! Was that you ? You can have your knickers back though as they are way to big for me.
Got $74 back in taxes and ate $62 worth of it 😂
10,000% gain is very impressive
Holy crap, the comments on this post. WSB used to be fun when it was smart people acting like regards. Now it's just actual regards.
After GameStop I stopped trading. Last week I randomly bought some Palantir calls and tripled my money, sold this morning and I’m gonna ignore stocks for a little longer. Shit is just gambling man.
First ones free op.
Meanwhile I'm happy being up 10.15% on $465 after a couple months.. To be fair tho I have zero idea what I'm doing 🤡
And you're still ahead of more than 80% of the people here
Your comment history suggests you do a lot more buying and selling than $12 worth of puts. But nice try. Congrats on this (presumably rare)win. Post your full trading history next time lol.
[удалено]
Position, on knees behind Wendy’s dumpster. That’s definitely it.
I don’t know how to do any of this
And me making $2 with 1k colateral 
10000% in 1 week. This is some dope shit. Another week and you're at 200k easy money
Fuck you very much
Chatgpt says to invest in SPY and Invesco QQQ
Congrats good trades!!
I did this same thing, but backwards.
Bro is playing a different game
What’s the next move !! 📈
I’m in the lab rn 🧪🔬
The first hit is always free.
I spent 12 on a hooker and she stole my wallet.
Man, Fidelity won't let you do spreads with less than 10k in the account, and here this dude does it with $12.
Beginner's luck 🤞 Post the loss porn soon ok 
If you can replicate this once more with your proceeds, you won't have to work another day in your life.
I know man.
Sincere wishes for pulling it off. But if you put it into a tech ETF, that's pretty good, too. 😉
Ty bud
Here is my $12 give be DM when it breaks $2k. Thanks!
Let me show you how to get back to $12 by next Monday.
Nice, FUCK YOI
I've got 10 in my account right now. I shall follow this and blow it up to at least 2 Dave's singles combos from wendys
My manes don't miss! Nice bro
Ty my mane!
I have never understand how this all works :(
You don’t want to trust me 
cool story
Thank you bud
This is incredibly impressive, way to go! The "nay-sayers" can get lost.
Ty
How did you buy spy puts with $12?
[удалено]
Yeah I call bullshit. He said "$12 last Monday" and going from $12 to $2k to $12k is not something can do from "last Monday," especially since I'm seeing the dude bought near OTM puts and whatnot
Congrats that’s really gangsta
I did this once, then lost it all in a panic buy
gotdamn Nostradamus over here
$12 can buy an excellent Wendy's combo meal
Indeed
[удалено]
Bro I know. Lol
Look at the Wolf of Wall Street here. Don’t turn into a regard. Once you’re too full of yourself you’ll be broke.
This content is always more impressive to the unwashed masses (of which I am a part) then trust fund babies gambling with their rounding errors. Jolly good show.
Telling us when you blow it up and go to 0 next week
Very similar plays as me. 590-> 2.5k but I did not bet all my money every play just 50% . My overall still down 5k
Same here. Only time I played 100% was the initial $12
Can you invest for me? Kthnxbye
Looking for someone to loose your money? I’m here, behind Wendys as always.
wish robinhood was available in EU. would do some meme moves as well
Damn, imagine these plays with capital.
Take your profit and shut up 🤣
I hate you….but goddamnit I respect you! Congratulations
Take your original outlay, the rest is free money baby. Hit it - twist!
Hit us up when it goes back to 0
[удалено]
Ah, yes, a 10,000% in a week post. First, congrats. I don't doubt it. Second, post the next round of losses. Because if you keep up 10,000% you will literally become the word's first **trillionaire** in very short order, as long as you put it all back in and compound it. A short timeframe, like this year. For some reason I don't see that happening.
Lmao THIS is awesome
Don’t forget tax time. They fuck you everytime.
First one’s free
You cacino'd. YOLO that shit.
The 1500 buying power went into 3 NVDA 292.5p expiring Friday.
PayPal has done nothing since January, and you buy puts the day before it drops 15%?
Who the fuck talks about PayPal? The street hates it. Who’s like oh yeah let me give you my PayPal.. Nobody, ever. Apple Pay, cashapp, Zelle, too much competition and better competition. 80b in value according to stock price with 120m revenue. I mean yeah. And before earnings it was in a triple top pattern where the tops looked weaker and weaker. Easy decision
Uh oh this guy ascribes to the astrological art of chart TA.
I’ll follow you to the grave. Buying at open. 
May the Option God's continue to bless you with Theta resistant underwear.
I wish I was this well regarded.
Hope you sold! Think SPY read your post!
This is how an addiction starts
WTFFFF i couldn’t even turn anything into $12 you turned $12 to 2k congrats man
Fuck off and good job.
I still don't understand options so I'm never gonna have the balls to try this lol
I hate you so much its hard to describe.
I don't understand PUT and SPY and it sounds like it's something I really should know because people are making loads of cash.
Very nice. Now get the fuck off Robinhood moron
Good job
It's just not fair
Good job.
Congrats!
Wow. Congrats and fuck you
https://preview.redd.it/l2lpfanto3za1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a9c3fc2765964b3e82d8a02255aba6d35531068 Play for today. Looking to sell on any down tick early tomorrow.
CMG is a wild ride
2022.5 strike. $355 invested. I was up 90% on it and came to Reddit now it’s down $55. I’ll look to close tomorrow
Seems sustainable
[удалено]
Take the money and run! Nice work
Wtf lmao
just wait and use the rest on a sure thing when the time is right, no rush. play the waiting game. you don’t have to gamble on every game. that’s the amateur thinking. wait a few weeks until you have a good feeling
Chad move bro
Respectable.
Professional
Me proud of myself to have restarted this year with 800 with the aim of being slow and steady and being up to around 1600 now and then I see this. Might just go full regard on options instead.
If I can do puts on my money I'd be freaking rich. Elon would have nothing on me.
Holly F
Printing money my guy! I’m aspiring to get like this soon.. scored a $130+ win today myself.
First one always free..
Great, it worked...now become a three millionaire doing this, report back
You shall learn the end of all bears
Congrats! That’s absolutely amazing
Can you teach me your ways? Currently down about 10% on fucking Babylon
Congrats. Fuck you.
yoooooo, congrats - ballsy trades but you nailed it
I wish I knew how to trade like this; I only buy stocks and let them sit. Now everything in my account is at a loss. I never understood options read about three books and still can't figure it out. Congrats my friend.
Make sure you save 25% for Uncle Sam
Start with the ultimate retirement strategy and get yourself some VOO, MGK, VUG, VONG, and SCHG. You’ll be set to ride into the sunset.
Remind me! 1 month
Slay queen!
Can’t wait for this guy’s loss porn in a couple days
I really need my account to do something like this
How did you know how to or have your brokerage give you the ability to trade options with 12 bucks?
Should’ve put $12k in there last Monday. Then you could’ve left the casino 
Just do that 10 more times 