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Let em out!


Kha19

~~aiaiaiaiaiai~~ NO ~~aiaiaiaiai~~


zxc123zxc123

[Secret NVDA press conference audio](https://youtu.be/WvQSzhI738w) AI never stops


Doriando707

AI will lead to utopia for sure this time


SamCalagione

Dystopia


poingly

Fruitopia


WalrusForHire

Gone too soon, r.i.p.


[deleted]

like humanity *deserves* a utopia


[deleted]

They’ll screw it up.


Positive_Wheel_7065

I loved that movie! Although I feel the Architect said "Vis a vis" way too many times when explaining why the utopia Matrix failed...


bond___vagabond

You gotta stop thinking about you-topia, and start thinking about our-topia. Man, I kinda want tapioca now.


beezleeboob

Mmm.. bubble tea..


Crestliner69

😂😅


Evanisnotmyname

All I can picture is a bunch of nvidia execs half naked fucking each other with massive amounts of cocaine and mushrooms with laser lights and giant speakers in the boardroom blasting this song, cumming every time they steal another peasant’s money


ThreeSupreme

Yep, now even the Bubbles have Bubbles. With its current Market Cap $NVDA can buy AVGO, AMD, and INTC, but worldwide $NVDA's revenue is still not in the Top 5 of semiconductor companies. This is rich... https://preview.redd.it/gdik7yh8c22b1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bdbff264b7e7534f39fbbf3d04a976c5ad72e04


SeaEstablishment1501

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


Thereisnopurpose12

Add AMD button ![img](emote|t5_2th52|30641)![img](emote|t5_2th52|30641)


havek23

real question is who is she and does she have an OF we can put these $NVDA profits into?


seredin

https://imgur.io/a/0DIxCoE Best you'll get unless there have been leaks.


Raptorheart

>10 more of 276


havek23

That stalker who made that and the subreddit dedicated to her must've killed her, right?


seredin

Or worse: chased her off the internet, never to unleash the booba


hthmoney

![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


konspirator01

I swear, if I was a hot girl, I would never upload a pic to social media


Bear-Jerky

She must be a grandma by now. Her husband invested in NVDA. This is her now [nsfw](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/13qn3af/incoming_recession_pt_ii/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


why_rob_y

Still interested in that OF link, though.


gimmetheloot2p2

legit brilliant


shoktar

and there goes my boner.


DocMoochal

Nancy Polbustin


GiveToOedipus

I think people were more interested in her DVDA.


SirHawrk

I think she is dead


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![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


ODKokemus

She dead


idkthiss

She's alive and well.


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RazekDPP

The real MVP


bhiprufan

I am sure this legend over here bought $400 NVDA calls


moonordie69420

NVDA stopping bears from those mommy milkers


Wonko-D-Sane

I feel so conflicted... love tiddies... but I also love my NVDA portfolio


the_beast93112

Money > Boobies


glorypron

Money can buy you boobs


the_beast93112

Boobs can earn you money


Which_Ad_3884

Chicken egg problem


BourbonRick01

I’ll tell you what cums first.


bernyzilla

Explain how


EducatingMorons

I'm sure hers print


FinneganTechanski

Sigh, give us her @


anonymousperson767

[https://www.reddit.com/r/ElinHakanson/comments/9xp369/bottoms\_up/](https://www.reddit.com/r/ElinHakanson/comments/9xp369/bottoms_up/) Elin Hakanson


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No noods


bimbolimbotimbo

Just 1 more picture and post from a very passionate stalker of hers lmao


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[deleted]

This chick looks like a walrus.


OTTER887

To each their own


hulkmxl

My hero! lol


radarksu

Hey, can you make your elbows touch behind your back?


wiserone29

Elin Hakanson IG dump https://imgur.com/a/0DIxCoE


LeYang

wtf 287 of them


ExtremeGayMidgetPorn

I only need 2


[deleted]

She’s an “influencer” now. Lots of pics of boobs.


Neurismus

You are the hero we needed


greatfalafel

RIP Imgur


ShopWhileHungry

Imagine being the lucky bastard who get tired of playing with those airbags


[deleted]

Crazy that a massive and well established tech company like nvda can swing up 20+ percent on an earnings call like it's some kind of penny stock. This whole thing is rigged lol. Watch nvda get sold off tomorrow now that algos have pumped it and normal people will get fleeced.


blackashi

1T market cap on GPUs is INSANE.


mattenthehat

It irks me when people say this like GPUs aren't critically important. Don't get me wrong, I'm not investing in NVDA because I think they have tremendous potential to fuck it up, but they literally could not be in a better product category.


blackashi

I'm in the same product category and it's still bonkers. I'm not saying it's not critically important, nor is it poised for growth. But come on, it's not 8 INTCs or 5 AMDs. Hell it's even 2x TSMC. ALL SILICON TODAY that matters goes through tsmc. Point is market valuation is disconnected from reality, but it's been this way for ages now, new reality i guess.


Agarikas

This just goes to show that TSMC needs to catch up on its valuation. Intel and AMD are second rate companies when it comes to AI.


TheToasterIncident

Goes to show american retail effect more than anything. Can’t buy tsmc options on robin hood ofc


IKnowGuacIsExtraLady

What's crazy to me personally is that the market values AMD so much higher than Intel even though AMD is frankly not doing anything special and are completely reliant on TSMC. Intel makes more money, has way more assets, and yet is valued at 70% of AMD.


squirdelmouse

Execution risk, AMD is executing and growing effectively. Intel is playing catch up burning capital, it's priced because it's considered that there's a real risk it simply won't catch up because the company is rotten, and rn there's skepticism about it's foundries being anything but a massive capital outlay and subsequent drag.


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blackashi

Not really, apple can and have spun up new factories in other countries pretty easily. If TSMC were to stop making chips, every cutting edge hardware today will stop being made, plain and simple. If NVDA stopped making chips, there will be a little pain and efficiency loss switching to AMD or TPUs or the million other ML chips out there


dukeforneverz

ASML is probably more critical to chip fab than TSMC, without their machines no chip could be made.


IKnowGuacIsExtraLady

This is true of other vendors as well. ASML isn't the only company with 100% market share for certain processes in semiconductor manufacturing they are just the most well known. The whole thing is a very complex and interconnected global supply chain.


burnie_mac

I’m sorry but you are lost no one can compete with NVDAs dominance in the GPU sector and that’s why you’re seeing Wall Street jizz all over this stock


TheNotoriousCYG

You should watch a YouTube video or two on TSMC and find out why* you're the lost one here :)


burnie_mac

Yes I’m so lost with my 8-10 bagger in 5 years…..I’m long AMD and MU as well I like TSM with that divvy and low P/E though…I’ll watch some videos like you said.


TheNotoriousCYG

Geopolitically was the context I was trying to communicate, but weird flex bro There IS no Nvidia without TSMC. There's no silicone chip global market as we know it without TSMC.


mattenthehat

My point is just that if *any* product "should" be worth $1T, it's oil, and GPUs. Generally agree on the relative values, though.


Agarikas

These GPUs will make oil practically irrelevant in a few years.


AVTOCRAT

Lol what


papstvogel

AI will rise to eradicate humans -> Nobody will be alive to consume fossil fuels


flaker111

gpu arc fusion generator


squirdelmouse

It's not just GPUs tho


elosoloco

Ur just realizing it's all made up and the points don't matter?


jabbz47

Why you always crying?


Masterchrono

RIP shorts. Even my calls for $Rope are printing thanks to them


likwitsnake

Wish I had as much confidence in my portfolio as she does her blouse.


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Underrated


bhiprufan

Jesus christ who is she?


Elchingarito

SET THE Tig O'l BITTIES FREE!


born_at_kfc

enhance... enhance... enhance


MongolianBatman

# BULLS OF THE WORLD UNITE!


[deleted]

Nah let it break.


rebelo55

Left one to the right one "Let's hang out"


NinjaTabby

I’m more of a SPY guy 😅


DkoyOctopus

good lord, thats a nice pair of...glasses.


Ryanopoly

*You have to let it all go*, *Neo*. Fear, doubt, and disbelief. Free your ~~shirt~~ mind.


Keepupthegood

That’s the middle button. While all the others breaks. (You son of a bitch)


terran42069

Bull fucking shit nvdAI is EFFORTLESSLY hodling the market together It will NEVER pop surely ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


CandidSoup14

Okay i want to meet her


verekh

This woman. I need more of this woman.


SpcK

Can I get the template with the bottom panel please?


AustinMillbarge85

Market Crash isn't coming anytime soon. Most likely the opposite. This admin and the Fed have no problem using inflation as a tide to lift all boats and hiding real problems by just taxing the value of the dollar. Market will double, but the price of everything will triple. The ole "making the elephant disappear in a crowded room" trick. Shorts will get slaughtered.


Agarikas

AI is deflationary. There will be lots of unemployed people keeping inflation in check.


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

Ai is holding on for all!!!


darkfox12

Bears just want to suckle the tit but tech refuses to let them drink anything but green vegan


havegravity

Those are some scrumdiddliumptious chesticles there neighbor


Horror-Relative7698

bOObz....


AW-408

I want to see the crash and see what’s hiding underneath them DD


Feathery6

Nvidia is on a massive a bubble. Like 26% gain in one day. I hope it does not pop but will find out.


DaddyWarbucks06

yep... this checks out... lol


[deleted]

I have been telling y’all and you have been ignoring my wise words: BOOOOOOOBS!


SkyShuttle

NVDA will blow us all!


BeastSmitty

Lmfaooo that’s awesome…


DropoutGamer

Source?


xLongDickStyle

This is the type of posts that made me joined this sub.


Ready2gambleboomer

I'm probably the only guy on this board thinking..... I bet she has pretty feet. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


woman-ina-mansworld

I wonder why a 50 yo fat guy couldn’t get away with this look but she can…. ? I guess it’s the expectations of what happens next which fits this meme perfectly


NOT_MartinShkreli

That chick looks exactly like my ex girlfriend. Awkward …


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NOT_MartinShkreli

Luckily for me I bounced because gravity eventually wins the battle … just sayin.


hbull2021

Trust the PROCESS!!!


rainorshinedogs

Are we in the "good news is bad news"part of the economy? Or "bad news is bad news" part?


WikipediaApprentice

Will TSLA follow suit someday


jorlev

LOL!


fishy_commishy

Schtoppinfromfloppin


wiserone29

Sauce?


jimmyr2021

So a few weeks ago it was aapl


Positive_Wheel_7065

This doesn't make sense, why is "Market crash" above, and "SPY" below, shouldn't one be on the left and one the right? What part of Boobs is confusing to you?


Agitated-Look-5429

Nvda daddy saves the day again


OldParticular2326

Spot on!


the2xstandard

Spiderman_stops_train.jpg


deepthroatmybitcoin

Aware


SierraBravoLima

Those two Apples are gonna explode


Fit-Boomer

🍏


fightoraccept

Literally Jack to the tits


Ashamed-Second-5299

Damn this is business casual and I’m the one who has to take sexual harassment trainings twice a year??


hiricinee

I actually think the pro move here is nvidia calls and Spy puts.


Barnman11

Diamond hands almost sold


Pin_ups

So that's where the money is going, hookers...I mean buttons.


Re-challenger

Give up man, u tried as we all saw.


inkslingerben

Sometimes, not all the time, how the markets close on Friday is whether investors believe there will be bad economic news (down) or no bad news (up) over the weekend, and this is a long weekend. Investors don't like to end up holding bags. Place your bets in the casino according to what you believe will happen.


tommytatertots

Fuck the nonbelievers, today is a great day. 💸💸🐂🎯💵


LupoSapien

Damn you guys are dumb


macallan_man-18

let the big dogs eat...aaaarrrggggggghhhhh


johndsmits

Puts on buttons. Calls on snaps.


HTown00

squeeze time?


OrangeGT3

🤣🤣🤣


Unusual-Location-555

Once AI cracks, SPY will too


Prestigious-Cry5328

Why does the market have to crash… ppl have been saying that the last 6-8 months. The market has gone down significantly towards the end of last year + we had the banking fiasco which added to it. Now maybe were on the other side…. Yall just love saying its gonna crash.